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One Mans Opinion
Part II havent written a lot about government over the last year or so, Iguess I was basking with great enjoyment in the warm and fuzzyglow of Obamary. But things do change. Recent events and trendsin local government require the expression of my opinion.
First, the trip to Austria. It makes perfect sense to me that if Europe is interested, or more so clamor-ing for products we can produce and transport, then Mayor Johnson and Mr. Stuber an engineer,should represent the city in any discussions, I would even hazard to say that the leader of the bio-mass project at the Herty Foundation should also be invited to participate at the citys expense. Theback and forth of who said what, when, is just another waste of time. You should have told us; Idid tell you; No you didnt; Yes, I did; OK, I didnt; Now what?; OK, you can go. Whew. At
least common sense prevailed, but I guess thats politics. Id like to note, that to my limited knowl-edge, there is no truth to the rumor that Mr. Thomas recommended the use of the eeny, meeny,miney, moe system for choosing persons to make the next international trip.
Part IIThe purchase and use of Tazers by local law enforcement has been in the news lately, with the CityCouncil and County Commission both receiving demonstrations and considering the issue. Id like tostop and commend our County Manager, Russ Dont Taze Me Bro Abolt for his courage in volun-teering to be Tazed. At least now he has firsthand knowledge of what kind of distress that suspectedcriminals and other dangerous persons would be subjected to if the device is obtained and used.Unfortunately, Mr. Abolt does not get to vote on the issue, only make recommendations. Perhaps, all
Council Members and Commissioners should volunteer to experience the Tazer before they vote.OK, I know thats not going to happen, but how about sticking a 9 volt battery to their tongue, youdbe surprised how much that tingles, maybe they could extrapolate the feeling from the Tazer fromthat experience. Better yet, why not put Tazers in their seats and the next time we get the Yes, youdid; No, I didnt discussion at either of their meetings, citizens could go to their computers and ifenough voted, they could Taze the member during the meeting.....hmmmm.
Part IIILastly, Franchise Fees, this one is so easy, that A Caveman Could Do It. If the money comes fromthe unincorporated area, then it should go back to the unincorporated area. Why do I have to paythe fees out here, only for the money to go only to the city? Cmon, Fair is Fair. Lets settle this, evenif the General Assembly doesnt pass new legislation. Dont make me bring out my Tazer. (No, I dontown one, dont want one, and wouldnt know where to get one, so dont bother me, its satire.)
Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper
Ronald A. Gilliard, PublisherThanks Savannah, for over 11 Years of the HOT SPOT!
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TROY FLETCHER TIFFANY DIXON-LYNCH6/5/1988
BENJAMIN WEBBER1/3/1979
AKEEM DAVIS2/27/1991
LOURDES BROWN9/17/1987
SELENA YOUNG1/14/1968
VINCENT CAMPBELL3/26/1982
KENNETH BLOUNT11/20/1985
RAFAEL RUELAS1/9/1975
SENTWALI BOSTON1/22/1975
RUSSELL FERGUSON3/23/1957
JASON SIMMONS6/19/1991
TYRONE BOWENS4/3/1987
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Black History: Omega L. Gilliard(The HOT SPOT Daddy)
Born December 11, 1919
Sold Iron & Brass as a Boy
Graduated Valedictorian from Butler High School
Spent 3 Years in the U.S. Army during World War II
Tested and Accepted as a Tuskegee Airman (Refused theAssignment for Personal Reasons)
Served as a Truck Driver and Interpreter of French
and German for Company A Charter Member & First President of AA Fraternity
Chapter at Claflin College
Graduated Summa Cum Laude from Claflin College
Took Teachers Exam and Scored Higher than the
Dean
Took Civil Service Exam Scoring the Highest inCounty
Married Earline Bright (The HOT SPOT Momma)
Taught School in Summerton, SC
Became First African American Mail Carrier in the
Universe (OK, I made that up, but certainly in the area)
3 Children, Ronald, Derek and Linda
Retired from U.S. Postal Service for 28 Years.
Still Knows Everything...Thats What He Told Me
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Laughs
Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do itdaily but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I haveworked out this program of strenuous activities that do not re-quire physical exercise. You are invited to use my programwithout charge.
1) Beating around the bush
2) Jumping to conclusions
3) Climbing the walls
4) Swallowing my pride
5) Passing the buck
6) Throwing my weight around
7) Dragging my heels
8) Pushing my luck
9) Making mountains out of molehills
10) Hitting the nail on the head
11) Wading through paperwork
12) Bending over backwards
13) Jumping on the bandwagon
14) Balancing the books
15) Running around in circles
16) Eating crow
17) Tooting my own horn
18) Climbing the ladder of success
19) Pulling out the stops
20) Adding fuel to the fire
21) Opening a can of worms
22) Putting my foot in my mouth
23) Starting the ball rolling
24) Going over the edge
25) Picking up the pieces
Happy Exercising...
Laughs
Since I had been selling water beds for
almost four years, I thought I had
heard every question imaginable. But
then a customer asked me, "Can you
deliver it filled with water?"
Stunned, I replied, "Are you kidding?
It would weigh over twelve hundred
pounds!"
After a short pause, she said, "Could
you do it if I helped you carry it in?"
At the UPS cargo phone center where Iworked, a woman called and said, "Ineed a baseball quote."
I immediately answered with YogiBerra's famous "It ain't over 'til it'sover!"
There was a brief moment of silence be-fore the woman asked, "What wasthat?"
"You asked me for a baseball quote," Iresponded, "and that was the first thingthat came into my head."
"Oh," she replied. "My husband told meto call and get a baseball quote."
I asked if she wanted to ship something,and she said she did. Then it dawned onme: "Do you mean you want a ballparkfigure?"
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The politician was sitting at
his campaign headquarterswhen the phone rang. He lis-
tened intently, and after a mo-
ment his face brightened.
When he hung up, he immedi-
ately phoned his mother to tell
her the good news.
"Ma," he shouted, "the results
are in. I won the election!"
"Honestly?"
The politician's smiled faded.
"Aw, heck, Ma, why bring that
up at a time like this?"
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Laughs
A member of the Senate, known for his hottemper and acid tongue, explodes one day in
mid session and begins to shout,
"Half of this Senate is made up of cowards
and corrupt politicians!"
All the other Senators plead to the angry
member that he withdraw his statement, or be
removed from the remainder of the session.
After a long pause, the angry member ac-
cepted.
"Ok" he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of
this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and
corrupt politicians!"
Laughs
There once was a 94 year old nun back in the
1890s whose worn out body began to surren-
der. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of
whiskey three times a day, to relax her. How-
ever, not to be lured into worldly pleasures,
she huffily declined.
But her mother superior knew the elderly sis-
ter loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to
spike the milk three times a day. Eventually,the elderly pious one approached her final
hour. As several sisters gathered around her
at bedside, the mother superior asked if she
wanted to leave them any words of wisdom.
"Oh, yes," she replied. "Never sell that cow!"
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Marriage Quotes
-- At a cocktail party, one woman saidto another, Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
-- A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classi-fieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day shereceived a hundred letters. They allsaid the same thing: "You can havemine."
-- When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let herkeep him.
-- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know son, I'mstill paying."
-- Young son: "Is it true Dad, that insome parts of Africa a man doesn'tknow his wife until he marries her?"Dad: "That happens in every country,son."
-- Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
men would go through life thinkingthey had no faults at all.
-- Women will never be equal to menuntil they can walk down the streetwith a bald head and a big gut, and stillthink they are attractive to the oppositesex.
Laughs
Late one night I stopped at one of those
24-hour gas station mini-marts to get
myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee.
When I picked up the pot, I could not
help noticing that the brew was as blackas asphalt and just about as thick.
"How old is the coffee you have here?"
I asked the woman who was standing
behind the store counter.
She shrugged. "I don't know. I've only
been working here two weeks."
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Laughs
A diary of one person's love of snow...
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The firstsnow of the season: we took out cocktails and sat forhours by the window, watching the huge soft flakesdrift down. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print: soromantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9: Woke to a blanket of crystal whitesnow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight!Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shov-eled for the 1st time in years & felt like a boy again.Did the both driveway and sidewalks. Later, thesnowplow came along & I got to shovel again. Whata perfect life.
December 12: Sun melted all the lovely snow but
good neighbor said we'd have a white Christmas.Then commented that by the end on Winter, I'dnever want to see snow again.
December 14: Snow, Lovely snow! 8" last night andcold, too. Wind took my breath away but warmed upshoveling. This is the life! Later the snowplow cameback, again, but I'm getting in better shape. Just wishI didn't huff & puff so much.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold the van and
bought a 4x4; snow tires for the wife's car & 2 extra.Shoveled, then stocked the freezer. Wife wants awood stove in case power goes off. I think that'ssilly - we aren't in Alaska...
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Landed onmy butt trying to salt the driveway. Hurt real bad.Wife laughed for an hour. (I think that was verycruel.)
December 17: Too cold and icy to go anywhere.
Power was off for 5 hours. Piled on blankets to staywarm with nothing to do but stare at the wife & trynot to upset her. Can't believe I'm freezing to deathin my own living room. (Won't admit that I shouldhave bought wood stove: hate it when she's right.)
December 20: Power's back on and had another 14"of the stuff. Shoveled all day. Snowplow came bytwice. Kids too busy playing hockey to help.
Continued
Hardware store sold out. Next shipment of snow blow-ers due in March. Neighbor says I have to shovel orcity will have it done and bill me. (Think he's lying...)
December 22: White Christmas!!! 13" more of thewhite stuff & its so cold, it won't melt 'til August.
Tried to shovel - just too tired. Tried to get help fromneighbor who has snow plow on his truck but he saidhe was too busy. (Sure he's lying.)
December 23: Only 2" of snow today and had warmedup to 0. Wife wanted me to decorate the front of thehouse. What is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to dothat a month ago? Says she did. (Think she's lying.)
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow,I broke the shovel. I'm gonna get that snow plowdriver. (I know he waits around the corner to see if I'm
finished, then roars by at a 100, sending snow flyingall over.) Wife wanted me to sing carols with her &open our presents, but I was busy watching for thedarn snow plow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. Another 20" of theslop. Snowed in again & the idea of shoveling makesmy blood boil. I hate snow! Then the snowplow drivercame by asking for a donation. I wanted to hit himover the head with my shovel. Wife says I have a badattitude. I think she's an idiot and if I have to watch"It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'll throw her inthe snow bank.
December 26: Still snowed in.
December 27: Temperature dropped another 30 de-grees and the pipes froze.
December 28: Warmed up to -25. Still snowed in andthe wife is making me crazy!!!!!!
December 29: Another 10" & neighbor says I have to
shovel the roof before it caves in. That's the silliestthing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30: Roof caved in. Another 9" in forecast.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house: nomore shoveling.
January 8: I feel sooooo good. I just love those littlewhite pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to thebed?
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Laughs
What should you give a man who has every-thing?A woman to show him how to work it.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?Straight through the rib cage.
Why can't men get mad cow disease?Because they're all pigs.
How does a man show he's planning for thefuture?He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What makes a man think about a candlelightdinner?A power failure.
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SUDOKU
The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enterdigits from 1 to 9 into the
blank spaces. Every row must containone of each digit. So must
every column, as must every 3x3square. Each Sudoku has a
unique solution that can be reachedlogically without guessing.
The Solution is at the end of the Book.No Peeking.
HOT SPOT MAZE
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Sudoku Solution
Laughs
Manny was almost 29 years old. Mostof his friends had already gotten mar-ried, and Manny just bounced fromone relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, "What'sthe matter, are you looking for theperfect woman? Are you THAT par-ticular? Can't you find anyone whosuits you?"
"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot ofnice girls, but as soon as I bring themhome to meet my parents, my motherdoesn't like them. So I keep on look-ing!"
"Listen," his friend suggested, "Whydon't you find a girl who's just likeyour dear ole Mother?"
Many weeks past before Manny andhis friend got together again.
"So Manny. Did you find the perfectgirl yet. One that's just like yourMother?"
Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I
found one just like Mom. My motherloved her, they became great friends."
"Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and thisgirl engaged, yet?"
"I'm afraid not. My Father can't standher!"
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