Holler Hap’nins Volume 1, Issue 5 Saturday, June 19, 2010 Dippy Goes to Austria! There were 198,000 possible combinations of crashes in the first 8 minutes of Cletus‟s un- circumspect drivin‟. Mr. I. R. Dippy, having been fired from his Inspectitator job, decided to take hisself a vacation to recuper- ate from all his close shaves with Cletus. He heard tell of a place with live hills where everyone‟s 16 going on 17. Challengin’ the Clans The Tic-Tac Challenge had both teams diggin‟ deep in pockets and backpacks for all kinds of items. Commissioner Rush named an item (5 batteries, 4 chewed pieces of gum, a ping-pong ball, 15 socks, a stop- watch stopped at exactly 5.1 seconds) and the clans rushed to be the first to present their Clan Leader with the item. Once a team got three in a row, the teams were issued a challenge in a head-to-head “skill” competition. Challenges included things like sing- ing nursery rhymes, a tug-o-war, and toilet paper unrolling. Both clans held their breaths as the competition came down to the wire in a Q-tip throw. Commissioner Rush called for many items during the challenge, but some were voted “most disgustitat- ing” (listed in order of votes): “Five pieces of chewed gum.” “Fifteen socks.” “Four guys!” Mountain Meetin’ The focus of yesterday morning‟s service was walking with wisdom on life‟s path. Mr. Tompkins, our speaker, challenged us to consider whether our walk is obedient to what we know to be true in God‟s Word. In our last service of the week, Pas- tor Eric poured out his heart for us as he pleaded with us to get excited about the things of God, specifically His Word. God is pleased with His Word because it reveals Him. When we pursue God through His Word, and are willing to adjust our lives based on what we read there, we are pursuing what pleases God. Hillbilly Hicks Inherit the Golden Banjer! “You will know what you are pursuing by what you do, what you think about, and what you love.” Pastor Eric True