The Hitlist Ring in a new season and shake off that back-to-school feeling with the drama of the catwalk, chic Parisian photography, and some Roald Dahl-inspired silliness Words Montana Bent Nigel Cooke ART | 22 SEPT-21 OCT Artist Nigel Cooke draws on his memories of the sensorial landscapes of Córdoba, Formentera, Rome and the Italian Alps in Roman Willow, a new body of his richly expressive paintings. Presented by Pace London at Burlington Gardens, these intuitively textured works have an elemental quality, dotted with wraith-like figures. Free entry. London Fashion Weekend FASHION | 22-25 SEPT Hold onto your hats and throw your best trans-seasonal coat over your shoulders, London Fashion Weekend is back. To join the capital’s fash pack, check out the programme of public facing events on offer and book yourself a bronze, silver or gold ticket package, which offer entry to select catwalk shows and industry talks. From £20. The Gathering by Will Williams VARIOUS | 1 SEPT ONWARDS Craving a holistic alternative to your usual yoga session? Will Williams is the brains (and Zen master) behind London’s first alternative nighttime series of group guided meditation, live music, inspiring talks and short films at Cecil Sharp House. From £29.50. No Man’s Land THEATRE | 7 SEPT -17 DEC Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart return to the UK stage following their hit run on Broadway in Sean Mathias’ acclaimed production of Harold Pinter's No Man’s Land . Two ageing writers, Hirst and Spooner, meet in a Hampstead pub and continue drinking at Hirst’s stately home. Stories get wilder, egos grow larger, and a power struggle ensues. From £30. Dinner with The Twits IMMERSIVE | 4 SEPT -30 AUG Join Mr and Mrs Twit in their windowless house and grotty garden at Waterloo’s The Vaults for an unforgettable evening introduced to you by Les Enfants Terribles Theatre Company and EBP. With help from gastronomy gurus Bompas & Parr, this Dahl-derived immersive experience promises 90 minutes of entertainment from ‘the worst hosts ever’. From £81.50 Björk digital EXHIBITION | UNTIL 23 OCT Somerset House celebrates Icelandic style maven and musical juggernaut Björk in this exhibition of digital and video works. Pushing the boundaries of what is possible in music, art and technology, the display invites visitors to engage with Björk’s work through virtual reality technology. Worth digging your imitation swan dress out for. Tickets £15. Live at Zédel EVENTS | 1 SEPT ONWARDS Tuck into peppery steak haché at art deco Parisian brasserie Zédel before giving its programme of music, theatre, comedy and literary events a whirl. September’s line-up includes chamber music from the Philharmonia Orchestra, jazz from Kansas Smitty’s Big Four, and foodie talks from Gizzi Erskine and Levi Roots, all in one extraordinary 1930s building. From £20. La Parisienne by Sofitel PHOTOGRAPHY | FROM 26 SEPT This visual love letter to Paris encompasses rare photographs of some of the world’s most iconic women, from Coco Chanel and Jane Fonda to Sophia Loren. Digging deep into the archives of renowned French magazine Paris Match , the exhibition charts the innate style and distinct culture of Les Parisiennes. At Sofitel London St James, free entry. CULTURE — things to see and do MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE