Heswall Local September 2009

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September 2009 Issue 12

Picture of Heswall Hill by Steve Moore, www.mooreinfocus.com

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What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant? Angus McOatup!

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Individual Members Eligibility CriteriaCurrent or retired employee of:Banking/Finance, Civil Servant, Education,Fire/Rescue, Insurance, Local Government,Medical/Health Service, Police Force, Post Office,Airline.Qualified as:Chartered Architect, Chartered/Civil Engineer,Chartered Surveyor, Dentist, Optician, Pharmacist,Qualified Accountant, Solicitor/Barrister,Magistrate/Advocate

If you are a bonafide business owner or manageryou qualify for Trade Membership. You need toprovide evidence of trading in the form of a currentbusiness utility bill plus either a VAT RegistrationCertificate or two other pieces of business stationery(cheque, letterhead, invoice). The annual TradeMembership fee is £20 (plus VAT) which includes afree spouse card.

You qualify for Individual Membership if youbelong to specific employment groups. You need toprovide relevant ID, such as your payslip, ID card orprofessional qualification, plus a current utility billfrom your home address. The annual IndividualMembership fee is £25 (plus VAT) which includes afree spouse card.

Advantages of Costco Membership...• Substantially reduced prices• Wide range of quality branded products• High quality fresh food departments• Business supplies and resale merchandise• Immediate availablity - open 7 days a

week• Warehouse is self service with products

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excluding and including VAT• Membership valid at over 560 locations

worldwide

Double GuaranteeOn Merchandise:We guarantee your satisfaction on everyproduct we sell with a full refund*.On Membership:We will refund your membership fee in full atany time if you are dissatisfied.* Exceptions apply. Please see in warehouse for details.

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WELL done to road safety campaigner Pauline Fielding who has been honoured for her work with the Roadpeace charity. We’ve got that story in this month’s edition - and much more, including pictures from the Heswall Horticurtural Society Show, the Heswall Artists exhibition and a taste test at the new Lawns restaurant at Thornton Hall.There’s also weddings, local news and legal features, as well as a what’s on guide and business directory. Most of the advertisers in this magazine come from the local area so please remember to support your local businesses.

Jon WhiteEditorPS: Jokes have replaced facts at the bottom of each page this month

For advertisement inquiriesplease call Lynne or Karenon 01244 350398or e-mail [email protected]

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CASH & CARRY MEMBERSHIPWAREHOUSE CLUB

JOIN THE CLUBCostco is a membership cash & carry warehouse club which sells a wide

variety of brand name merchandise at low warehouse prices.Costco is only open to members who pay an annualfee. There are two types of membership:Trade and Individual

Individual Members Eligibility CriteriaCurrent or retired employee of:Banking/Finance, Civil Servant, Education,Fire/Rescue, Insurance, Local Government,Medical/Health Service, Police Force, Post Office,Airline.Qualified as:Chartered Architect, Chartered/Civil Engineer,Chartered Surveyor, Dentist, Optician, Pharmacist,Qualified Accountant, Solicitor/Barrister,Magistrate/Advocate

If you are a bonafide business owner or manageryou qualify for Trade Membership. You need toprovide evidence of trading in the form of a currentbusiness utility bill plus either a VAT RegistrationCertificate or two other pieces of business stationery(cheque, letterhead, invoice). The annual TradeMembership fee is £20 (plus VAT) which includes afree spouse card.

You qualify for Individual Membership if youbelong to specific employment groups. You need toprovide relevant ID, such as your payslip, ID card orprofessional qualification, plus a current utility billfrom your home address. The annual IndividualMembership fee is £25 (plus VAT) which includes afree spouse card.

Advantages of Costco Membership...• Substantially reduced prices• Wide range of quality branded products• High quality fresh food departments• Business supplies and resale merchandise• Immediate availablity - open 7 days a

week• Warehouse is self service with products

packaged and sold in bulk quantities• No hidden charges - all prices are posted

excluding and including VAT• Membership valid at over 560 locations

worldwide

Double GuaranteeOn Merchandise:We guarantee your satisfaction on everyproduct we sell with a full refund*.On Membership:We will refund your membership fee in full atany time if you are dissatisfied.* Exceptions apply. Please see in warehouse for details.

Opening HoursTrade Individual

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You could be earning 2% on your purchases.Ask at the membership desk for details.

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Say you saw it in the Heswall Local magazine

5 Star Service y Corporate & Sporting Events

Weddings & Family Events y Airport Transfers

Business Trips y Long and Short Term Contracts

Call us on 0151 342 7987 or 07845 102 [email protected]

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CHAUFFEUR

Greg Bakewell, of Heswall, married Vicky Elliott, of Neston, at St Mary & St Helen Church, Neston and then held their reception at Thornton Hall Hotel.

Picture by Verity Allen, Cetra gallery & studio, 50 Pensby Road, Heswall, Tel 342 7777

LOCALWEDDING

Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? It ended up as a tie

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry

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local news

YOU CAN VIEW THIS MAGAZINE ON LINE BY VISITING

www. heswall.comYOU CAN ALSO PICK UP A COPY OF THE HESWALL

LOCAL IN TESCO’S (near the tills) OR THE LIBRARY - BUT BE QUICK BECAUSE THEY GO VERY QUICKLY!

What’s the difference between a bogey and Brussels Sprouts? You can’t get kids to eat sprouts

PAULInE Fielding, of Heswall, was invited by her MP Ben Chapman, to attend a tea party in Parliament for “heroes”, who have made an outstanding contribution to the voluntary sector in their community. Ben Chapman said: “It was an honour to

attend this event with Pauline Fielding, who is a tireless campaigner for justice for road crash victims. She carries out exceptional work for the charity RoadPeace, which offers practical and emotional support, raises the profi le of road safety and seeks to challenge leniency towards those who break traffi c laws. It also provides invaluable advice and a national helpline. “I am delighted that Pauline’s work has

been recognised in this way. The charity has had a signifi cant impact on the lives of people in Wirral South and across the United Kingdom.” After the tea party, Pauline said: “I was

honoured that Ben chose to invite me and pleased to accept. I had a fantastic time. It was good to meet the other volunteers and I also enjoyed seeing how Parliament works. “our aim at RoadPeace is to end discrimination against road crash victims and to

ensure that road victims will receive decent treatment and services, and that society will suffer far fewer unnecessary road deaths and injuries in future.“I would like to thank Ben for all the support he has given, and continues to give,

as my MP. His advice and encouragement have been invaluable and are greatly appreciated.”Pauline started the charity following the death of her son Andrew, who was just 18

when he lost his life in a car crash on the A540, in neston, back in 1994

Honour for road safety campaigner

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T: 0151 336 3938 | F: 0151 336 7864 E: enquir ies@thorntonhallhotel .com

Thornton Hall Hotel & Spa Neston Road, Thornton Hough, Wirral CH63 1JF www.thorntonhallhotel .comThornton Hall Hotel & Spa Neston Road, Thornton Hough, Wirral CH63 1JF www.thorntonhallhotel .com

Custard in one ear, jelly in the other. Sorry, I’m a trifl e deaf!

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GUM disease is not only a condition that affects humans and with large numbers of both dogs and cats developing gum disease by the age of three years, preventative dental care has never been more important. Not only can your animal be in a considerable amount of pain in its mouth, but bad teeth also have a direct relationship with other medical conditions including kidney and heart problems which can lead to more serious health conditions. In sim-ple terms, gum disease involves complex bacterial infec-tions. These bacteria can become free in the bloodstream and travel from the mouth to distant organs, potentially creating serious disease at such sites.

Periodontal disease is the most common dental condi-tion affecting dogs and cats. This is where the gums become infected and inflamed and is caused by bacteria present in plaque and calculus (tartar). The problem begins when plaque and calculus are allowed to build up on a pet’s teeth, especially below the gumline. Some of the symptoms that your pet may experience include: bad breath, bleeding and inflammation of the gums, receding gums and loosening of teeth. Your pet may also have difficulty eating its food and may continually “paw” at its mouth.

Preventative treatment to keep the teeth clean is therefore of great importance. As a vet, I would strongly recommend an oral hygiene programme that includes regularly brushing your pets’ teeth with a toothpaste formulated for animals (never use a toothpaste made for humans). Diet is also a major factor in the development of plaque and calculus. Soft or sticky foods should there-fore be avoided, while certain chewing toys are beneficial. Our own pet food range “It’s the Vet’s Pet Food” provides a complete diet to help keep your animals healthy. There

are also specially formulated diets with dental benefits available for dogs – please speak to one of our staff for further details.

Like most preventative treatments, it is best to start dental care at an early age. Introduce brushing gradually and begin by rubbing your pet’s teeth and gums with a soft cloth wrapped around a finger. Gradually switch over to a toothbrush designed for pets or to a very soft human toothbrush. Try to make this a pleasant experience for your pet and always praise and reward your pet for its cooperation.

Regular dental check-up visits to your vet are strongly recommended. Hardened tartar should only be removed by your vet, as this requires the use of special instru-ments and equipment. Routine periodontal treatment performed by a veterinarian typically includes ultrasonic scaling, subgingival scaling, and polishing. All dental procedures in pets, including scaling and polishing, are performed under general anaesthesia, however the current state-of-the-art of veterinary anaesthesia is such, that this poses minimal risk in most cases. The adverse effects of bad teeth on the overall health of the animal also greatly outweigh the anaesthetic risk.

To keep your pet’s mouth healthy, we have some great dental offers throughout September to make you smile. See our advert for further details and to book an appoint-ment.

Tim Mainland MA,VetMB,MRCVSChurchview Vets, Wirral

Neston ( 353 0118) and Heswall ( 342 6820)www.churchviewvets.co.uk

The importance of looking after your pet’s teeth & gums

Neston1 Windle Court, Clayhill Ind. EstTel: 353 0118Heswall48 Pensby Road, HeswallTel: 342 6820www.churchviewvets.co.uk

Dental offers to make you smile…

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Call today for an appointment* 15% off your total invoice for any dental related purchase. Offer valid until 30th September 2009. May not be used in conjunction with any other offer.

Dental offers to make you smile…

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Amici School Of DanceTurning Little Stars Into Big Stars!

Dance classes for younger children

starting from 21/2 yearsWith a wide variety of lessons to

choose from such as Nursery Class, Baby Ballet, Ballet, Tap, Modern

Jazz, Theatre Craft and Junior StreetFor more information call

Miss Francesca on: 0151 336 5540 or 07811064574

or email: [email protected] of IDTA and CRB checked

We are located at The Scout Hut, Sandy Lane, Heswall,

Every Saturday classes start from 10am-1.30pm. Only £2.50

New term starts Saturday 12th September

Amici School Of DanceTurning Little Stars Into Big Stars!

Dance classes for younger children starting from 21/2 years

With a wide variety of lessons to choose from such as Nursery Class, Baby Ballet, Ballet, Tap, Modern Jazz, Theatre Craft

and Junior Street

We are located at The Scout Hut,

Sandy Lane, Heswall, Every Saturday

classes start from 10am-1.30pm.

Only £2.50

New term starts Saturday 12th September

For more information call Miss Francesca on: 0151 336 5540

or 07811064574 or email: [email protected]

Member of IDTA and CRB checked

Two cannibals eating a clown. one says: “Does this taste funny to you?”

The White House Dental Practice57 Pensby Road, Heswall, Wirral, Merseyside CH60 7RB

tel: 0151 342 2793 email: [email protected] web: www.thewhitehousedental.co.uk* Either held on/or booked on 17th September 2009

To celebrate the newly refurbished and extended practice, we would like to invite you to our open evening on Thursday 17th September, 3.30 pm to 8.00 pm.

• Free tooth whitening consultations.*• Free consultation for new patients.*• Balloon race.

• Bouncy castle.• Refreshments available.• Free prize draw for existing patients.

We are introducing our own dental care plans, with the same cost but more benefits. Please ask for details.

Please feel free to bring along anyone who may be interested in our services.

We think you’re worth it

We would like to invite you to our open evening.

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THERE used to be a slogan that “Making a Will won’t kill you”.The whole point of

making a Will is to make sure that you decide who receives the assets within your estate so it does not fall under the intestacy rules or leave you with unnecessary inheritance tax implications However, who you

choose to prepare your Will might have consequences that do not coincide with your intentions, warns Maxwell Hodge Solicitors.Recently there have been situations

where people have died and their loved ones produce the Will only to fi nd that the gifts are invalid, as the Will has not been properly drafted.There are many advertisements in

newspapers of companies who advertise as “Will writing companies” but,a) who regulates them?b) what happens to the Wills they store if

they go out of business? c) what qualifi cations do they have?d) are they insured if they are negligent?You will often fi nd that their Wills are

“kitchen sink” i.e. include everything just in case something is missed, but it is by using that method that errors are made and gifts are then invalid.As a fi rm of solicitors, we are governed

by the Law Society and are covered by insurance, and at Maxwell Hodge we specialise in this area of work. our Wills are specifi c to each client’s individual

circumstances and tailored to their requirements.It is therefore vital that proper advice is

sought from solicitors to guarantee that your assets are left to those you love and they won’t experience disappointment after you have died because the Will has not been drafted correctly.our Lifetime Planning Department

offers specialist advice regarding wills, inheritance tax planning, applications for probate and administration, lasting powers of attorney, registration of enduring powers of attorney, and care home advice.

If you would like to make an appointment to make a Will or for advice regarding a Will that you have already had drawn up, or any other legal advice, contact solicitors Margaret Gordon or Jennifer Howell on 0151 342 6447 at Maxwell Hodge Solicitors.

How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house

MAKE A WILL - BUT AT WHAT PRICE?

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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once

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Two oranges went into a pub. one says to the other: “Your round”

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WIRRAL Turf is a family run business and has been growing turf for 35 years. We have over 100 acres of prime agricultural land on the Wirral, and 60 acres for turf production. The company was formed by Steve

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01244 350398 [email protected] Say you saw it in the Heswall Local magazine

Why wife ran away with my best mate. I was really upset. I still miss him.

THoRnTon Hall’s restaurant has

undergone some big changes from its previous incarnation as the Italian Rooms. With contemporary flashes in the tableware and now named The Lawns, it boasts stunning views of the hall’s gardens and can comfortably seat approximately 50 people. new head chef Gordon Campbell is already putting his own stamp on the menu and comes to Thornton Hall with a big reputation. It is clear that there is great enthusiasm amongst the staff as they embark on an exciting period of change and there is no doubt that the restaurant is heading in the right direction. The restaurant’s midweek

lunch offers a variety of well constructed dishes, using stunningly fresh seasonal ingredients sourced locally. Starters include seared red mullet and pressed terrine of ham hock with piccalilli. The seared red mullet in particular was cooked perfectly and was balanced with a zingy basil pesto. Highly recommended for the main course is the exquisite grilled salmon

with sautéed potato and wilted spinach, but our favourite was definitely the pea and spring onion risotto which was deliciously creamy. The peas, in particular, were bursting with freshness as if they had been picked that very morning and cut through the creamy risotto, creating a perfectly balanced dish. Restaurant manager

olivier Gamory served two wines, a delightful Chardonnay which perfectly complemented the freshness of the salmon and a red Pinot noir which went well with the ham hock terrine. olivier explained that the Paul Jacqueson label, which is from the Bourgogne area, is not easy to find in his native France so it is a considerable coup for the restaurant to secure such

an exclusive brand. Thornton Hall have

already earned two AA rosettes and the aim is to add another this year. olivier explained that their exciting menu is constantly evolving according to the seasons, so that the vegetables and meats fit in perfectly with the time of year.Remarkably, such a

fantastic dining experience does not cost the earth. The midweek lunch menu offers two courses for £13.95 and three courses for just £15.95. The three course Sunday lunch offers a greater range of dishes and costs just £18.45. Even better, from 1st october the restaurant will offer a three course Sunday lunch dinner menu with a bottle of wine for £39 per couple.

Highly recommended.

Taste TestThe Lawns Restaurant, Thornton Hall Hotel

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a cow? A milk fl oat


What do you get if you cross a duck with a cow? A milk fl oat



What do you call an exploding monkey? Babboom!


What do you call an exploding monkey? Babboom!



What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment


What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment



Two cows in a fi eld. One says ‘Moo’. The other says ‘Darn it, I was going to say that’


Two cows in a fi eld. One says ‘Moo’. The other says ‘Darn it, I was going to say that’

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Why did the biscuit cry? Because his mum was a wafer so long

local news CRIME has plummeted in Heswall, according to the latest fi gures.Heswall neighbourhood Inspector

Kate Cunningham says that incidents have dropped by 35 per cent in the three months between April and July.The main success involves motor

crime which has fallen by nearly 70 per cent as a result of proactive policing methods and more foot patrols in the area.She is also happy to report that

violent crime is down by 43 per cent from the same period last year. THoRnTon Hough Village Green has again been given the Green Flag award, which recognises high standards in recreational areas.

ROBBERS fl ed empty handed after raiding the Cottage Loaf pub in Thurstaston last month.The bar manager and his partner

were threatened by the knife wielding men as they cashed up but after struggling with the intruders they managed to lock them out of the premises.

HESWALL Artist Association & Wirral Potters held their exhibition in Heswall Parish Hall last month. The Mayor & Mayoress of Wirral Andrew & Kathy Hodson offi cially opened the show. The paintings were judged by Bob Goldsborough and Jenny Holland of Gallery 2000 who also donated vouchers. The Mayor also presented the awards

helped by chairman Ernie Ellwood and Margaret McMullin. The winners were Ann Blake, Ed Brown, Ellen Ellis, Lesley Fisher, Pat Minter, Margaret Ransome and Malcom Young.

JEnnY Howlett was installed as the 51st President of Heswall Inner Wheel Club in July 2009. The club’s aim is to foster friendship and service,

supporting charities both home and overseas by organising events to raise money. It also supports the members of Heswall Rotary Club in their many service and fund raising activities. The Club meets on the fi rst Thursday of the month

at the Grange Hotel for dinner followed by a speaker and a short Business Meeting. For more information contact 342 7569

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What time do you have to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty

Above, left: Judith Clegg got a fi rst for her lace cap hydrangea as well as winning a prize in the muffi n section.Above, right: Katherine Hannon was second in the home made loaf section.Below: Customer George Battle buys a climbing fuchsia from the plant stall manned by Heather Hewitt and Sheila Drew.

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My ex boyfriend borrowed money for plastic surgery. I can’t get it back cos I don’t know what he looks like


THE Heswall Horticultural Society annual show was a big success.Good crowds turned up at Heswall Hall last month for the colourful show featuring the

fi nest fl owers, fruit, veg and home baked produce.The Mayor of Wirral, Cllr Andrew Hodson and his wife Kathy, who live in Lower Heswall,

offi cially opened the show.Pictured, above, The Mayor and Mayoress of Wirral Andrew and Kathy Hodson

with society chairman Michael Idden.

Above: Sue Linley’s fl oral arrangement won her a fi rst prize. Right: Society secretary Derek Huish was 1st in the Bramley apple section and also got a second prize for his eating apples.

Heswall’s blooming good show

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Where do you weigh whales? At a whaleway station

THE Barn is a spectacular award win-ning 400-year-old converted dairy farm set in beautiful Cheshire country-

side on the outskirts of Chester.The impressive renovation has resulted in a

striking interior filled with character with a range of charming features including the large, chic open plan restaurant, striking bar area and impressive chandeliers hanging from the farms original beams. With its large bar area and outside terrace The Barn is the perfect place to while away the day, whether drinking or dining.Its beautiful décor is complemented by a

menu of eclectic cuisine with a focus on using the freshest seasonal ingredients from around the region which changes monthly offering it’s customers even more variety.Proprietor Sam Sharter has been in the

business for 27 years, with successful spell at Netherton Hall, in Frodsham and The Park-gate Hotel, Parkgate.He acquired Sandfield Farm in August 2006

and two years later he opened up The Barn.Head Chef is Nicolas Walton, the Welsh Chef

of the year and acolyte to Marco Pierre White and Anton Mosimann. Describing his style as ‘eclectic, Nicolas’s passion for fresh local produce shines through in his dishes.The Barn offers its customers variety with an à

la carte menu which changes on average every 3-4 weeks in keeping with the season and local produce available.

Customers can also enjoy The Barn’s beautiful surroundings over lunch with a selection of lighter bites, sandwiches and an impressive range of teas and coffees to choose from.The Barn believes that its extensive wine &

draft beer selection is an integral part of the dining experience.They are proud to offer a selection of draft &

bottled beers from all over the world which are distinctive in taste and character. Favorites like Timothy Taylor Landlord, Lancaster Bomber, Warsteiner and Amstel make the perfect accompaniment to The Barn’s eclectic food menu.The Barn’s wine list, like its food, is con-

stantly evolving, it offers a glimpse of all grape varieties that are produced from all over the world and enables The Barn to provide a great selection of choice to its customers and a range of prices to suit every occasion.

Beautiful Barn is theperfect place to dine

The Barn, Sandfield FarmChester Road, Bridge Trafford

Chester, CH2 4JRTel 01244 303100

www.thebarncheshire.co.uk

Restaurant & Bar

The perfect venue with space to think & peace to focusThe award-winning Barn restaurant offers its customers variety with an a la carte menu which changes on average every 3-4 weeks in keeping with the season and local produce available.Customers can also enjoy The Barn’s beautiful surroundings over lunch with a

selection of lighter bites, sandwiches and a fine selection of casks and continen-tal beers and wines.Sunday lunch menu available from 12noon-6pm, two courses for £15.95The Barn is situated on Chester Road, Bridge Trafford, just five miles outside

Chester city centre

Contemporary, elegant dining in a stunning, rustic setting

Visit www.thebarncheshire.co.uk for more information or to see a sample menu

To make a reservation call 01244 303100

Say you saw it in Heswall Local magazine

How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers

THE Barn is a spectacular award win-ning 400-year-old converted dairy farm set in beautiful Cheshire country-

side on the outskirts of Chester.The impressive renovation has resulted in a

striking interior filled with character with a range of charming features including the large, chic open plan restaurant, striking bar area and impressive chandeliers hanging from the farms original beams. With its large bar area and outside terrace The Barn is the perfect place to while away the day, whether drinking or dining.Its beautiful décor is complemented by a

menu of eclectic cuisine with a focus on using the freshest seasonal ingredients from around the region which changes monthly offering it’s customers even more variety.Proprietor Sam Sharter has been in the

business for 27 years, with successful spell at Netherton Hall, in Frodsham and The Park-gate Hotel, Parkgate.He acquired Sandfield Farm in August 2006

and two years later he opened up The Barn.Head Chef is Nicolas Walton, the Welsh Chef

of the year and acolyte to Marco Pierre White and Anton Mosimann. Describing his style as ‘eclectic, Nicolas’s passion for fresh local produce shines through in his dishes.The Barn offers its customers variety with an à

la carte menu which changes on average every 3-4 weeks in keeping with the season and local produce available.

Customers can also enjoy The Barn’s beautiful surroundings over lunch with a selection of lighter bites, sandwiches and an impressive range of teas and coffees to choose from.The Barn believes that its extensive wine &

draft beer selection is an integral part of the dining experience.They are proud to offer a selection of draft &

bottled beers from all over the world which are distinctive in taste and character. Favorites like Timothy Taylor Landlord, Lancaster Bomber, Warsteiner and Amstel make the perfect accompaniment to The Barn’s eclectic food menu.The Barn’s wine list, like its food, is con-

stantly evolving, it offers a glimpse of all grape varieties that are produced from all over the world and enables The Barn to provide a great selection of choice to its customers and a range of prices to suit every occasion.

Beautiful Barn is theperfect place to dine

The Barn, Sandfield FarmChester Road, Bridge Trafford

Chester, CH2 4JRTel 01244 303100

www.thebarncheshire.co.uk

Restaurant & Bar

The perfect venue with space to think & peace to focusThe award-winning Barn restaurant offers its customers variety with an a la carte menu which changes on average every 3-4 weeks in keeping with the season and local produce available.Customers can also enjoy The Barn’s beautiful surroundings over lunch with a

selection of lighter bites, sandwiches and a fine selection of casks and continen-tal beers and wines.Sunday lunch menu available from 12noon-6pm, two courses for £15.95The Barn is situated on Chester Road, Bridge Trafford, just five miles outside

Chester city centre

Contemporary, elegant dining in a stunning, rustic setting

Visit www.thebarncheshire.co.uk for more information or to see a sample menu

To make a reservation call 01244 303100



“Dad, there’s a man at the door with a bald head.” Dad says: “Tell him I’ve already got one”

The initiative is part of the TravelWise Merseyside campaign to help people make smarter travel choices, walking, cycling, public transport and car sharing. It couldn’t be easier to join in. Just a

ten-minute chat with a member of the TravelWise team will open up a range of travel options and offers designed specifically for you.

How do I find out more?Call Freephone 0800 783 2028 or email [email protected] to book a time for one of the team to call round and have a chat.Look out for our TravelWise team over the

next few weeks. They will be visiting your street soon wearing bright red uniforms with the TravelWise logo and carrying an ID badge and business cards.

What’s in it for me?Joining in means you could benefit from a range of incentives including:

l Free week’s bus travell Discount at local cycle shopsl Pedometersl The chance to enter our fantastic prize drawAnd much, much more!

The Travel Advisors can help you save money and time on your travel and help you stay fit and healthy whether it’s for regular journeys to work, leisure trips at the weekend or evening, or making one off trips to somewhere special.

Be TravelWise this summer!

We look forward to meeting you!

ThIs summer, a new TravelWise initiative is coming to heswall, Pensby and Irby to offer free travel, advice, information and discounts to local residents.

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For further details please contact Admissions 01244 332077or email [email protected] for a prospectus.

• Excellence in Pastoral Care• Wide range of extra-curricular activities• Outstanding Music Department• Strong academic results• New Sixth Form Centre • New facilities in Art, Science, Design and Technology

We offer a broad and balanced curriculum that aims to meet all the needs of our pupils, providing an education for life.

Thursday 24th September 2009

Aldford School 3 - 5.30pm(age 4 - 11)Abbey Gate College 5.30 - 8pm (age 11 - 18)

OPEN DAY

www.abbeygatecollege.co.uk

We look forward to seeing you when you will have the opportunity to meet our pupils and teachers

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Fox & HoundsHAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY

It’s 25 years since licensee Ralph Leech moved to ‘The Fox’ in september 1984 when it had just a bar and the snug. The yard at the back was the car park.Many changes were made in the early years when the lounge was created from

the old tea rooms and the addition of the car park created what has become a very popular and traditional local venue for socialising and drinking with its range of six cask ales featuring regular beers and guest ales together with five lagers, over 60 whiskies and 12 wines by the glass.The Fox is renowned for its traditional good value, high quality lunch time menu

served from 12-2pm, which is now complemented by new starters and lighter lunches, together with the ever popular regular main course menu, salad platters, toasties, open sandwiches and baked potatoes together with the ever popular scrumptious desserts. The menu includes traditional roasts on sundays, served till 2.30pm. Tables can be reserved on 0151 648 7685

Barnston Village, Wirral

CH61 1BW

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Good quality food fromaround the world

Inclusive Lunch Menu (Served Mon - Sat 12 - 2.30pm)2 Courses £9.50Inclusive Dinner Menu(Served Mon, Tues 6 - 9pm, Wed, Thur 6-9.30pm, Fri 6 - 10pm, Sat 5 - 10pm, Sun 5.30-9pm)2 Courses £12.50Inclusive Sunday Lunch (Served 12 - 3pm)2 Courses £11.50

1 Mostyn Sq, ParkgateTel 0151 336 1963 Web www.marshcat.com email: [email protected]

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine

Wednesday 23rd SeptemberFashion Show presented by Sue Huntington, Hulme Hall, Port Sunlight, 7.30pm for 8pm. In aid of RnLI Lifeboats, HoylakeTickets £10 - Bar and Raffl e. Enquiries 342 6434

Saturday 26th SeptemberAttic Sale by Windmill Sales, Heswall Hall, 2-4pm. Admission 30p, oAPs 20p, children free. Enquiries or to book a table, call Gary Banks 342 4959 or 0777 649 2112

Saturday 26th SeptemberMidnight Walk in aid of St. John’s Hospice. Details 0151 334 2778. www.stjohnshospice.org

OctoberThursday 8th OctoberFashion Show in aid of the north West Cancer Research Fund, Heswall Committee, at Westwood Grange Hotel, Thornton Hough, 7.45pm. Compered by Heswall fashion shop Suzi G. Tickets £8 available from Suzi G’s shop and Linghams, Heswall

Saturday 10th OctoberAttic Sale at Heswall Hall, 2-4pm. Call Gary Banks on 342 4959.

14th-17th OctoberHeswall operatic Society present Big Band and Broadway, featuring the Wirral Schools Big Band at Gladstone Theatre, Port Sunlight - 7:30pm.

WIRRAL WILDLIFE EVENTSFriday 11th SeptemberKatie Lowe: orchards in Cheshire – the Work of the Cheshire Landscape Trust. Room B, Heswall Hall, 7.30pm. Friday 18th Septembernational Moth night Event. Claremont Farm. 7.30pm. Join Alan Creaser and members of Wirral Wildlife in an evening ‘expedition’ to get up close to moths. Call 0151 327 4793Saturday 3rd OctoberApple Day, Brimstage Hall. 2 - 4pm.Sunday 4th OctoberApple Day, Eastham Country Park, 2 - 4pm.

ClubsDee Sailing ClubStation Road, Thurstaston. Tel 648 2300Concert BandRehearsals on Sundays 9:45am-12noon in the Scout Hall, Sandy Lane. Tel 342 1944Film SocietyFilms shown on nine Wednesdays each year at 7.45pm in Heswall Hall. Tel 342 2379 or visit www.heswallfi lmsoc.org.ukFlower ClubMeet 2nd Wednesday of the month, 8pm at Alexander Hall, Rocky Lane. Tel 342 2060 Heswall SocietyEstablished for the public benefi t to conserve the heritage of the parish. Contact Carolyn Eddowes on 342 5066Horticultural SocietyMeetings on the fi rst Monday of the month at 7.30pm in Heswall Hall. Tel 342 8204Lawn Tennis ClubQuarry Road East, Heswall. Tel 342 1775Model Aircraft ClubMeets each Friday evening at the clubhouse at Gayton. Web www.deesidemac.fsnet.co.ukNational Trust AssociationFor local members of The national Trust - organises social events, speakers and outings to places of interest. Tel 342 2847 Operatic Societywww.heswalloperatic.co.ukPhotographic SocietyMeetings held at St.Peters Centre, Village Road, Lower Heswall. Tel 648 5787Riverside PlayersAmateur dramatics company, based in Heswall, with rehearsals at Richmond Hall on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday evenings. Visit www.riverside-players.org.ukRotary Club Heswall group meets every Thursday at The Grange, Thornton Hough at 12.45pm. Secretary 342 2370 Round TableSocial club with a conscience open to men between 18 and 45, meeting at The Black

Horse, Lower Heswall & other venues. Tel 342 9159 Senior Swimmersopen to anyone over 50, for “serious “ or light exercise, at Caldy Grange Swimming Pool every Friday morning Tel. 342 3703Squash ClubBrimstage Road, Heswall. Tel 348 4732 SoroptimistsThe group meet on the 2nd & 4th Thursdays of the month at the Grange, Liverpool Road, neston. Tel 342 3446Wirral WIldlifeThe local branch of Cheshire Wildlife Trust. www.wirralwildlife.co.uk Tel 342 1395.WoolgatherersHeswall-based drama group. new members welcome. Call 648 2717

Useful NumbersMPBen Chapman, Wirral South. Tel 643 8797Stephen Hesford, Wirral West. Tel 522 0531CouncillorsPeter Johnson, 342 1399Leslie Rowlands 342 2454Andrew Hodson 342 6253Surgeries held on the fi rst Saturday in the month at Heswall Library, 10.30am-12noonPoliceHeswall Police Station. non-emergencies call: 709 6010. Monday - Friday 10am-5pmRichmond HallCommunity based Hall in School Hill Heswall available for hire to local community groups . Contact 342 5742 SchoolsBarnston Primary. Tel 342 5229Gayton Primary. Tel 342 3772Heswall Primary. Tel 342 7491St Peter’s CE Primary. Tel 342 2556TravelCo-op Travel, 206 Telegraph Road, Heswall. tel 342 6103Wirral CouncilGeneral switchboard 0151 606 2000

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DirectoryTo advertise in this sectionfor as little as £15 a month

call 01244 350398

Dog Grooming

HESWALLGROOMING

All sizes of dogs and cats

welcomeBathing, grooming,

de-matting, clipping, ear & nailcare

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0151 342 7028or 07714 351378

APEX Aerial ServicesAll types supplied, erected and repaired.Tel 336 2661Mob: 07866 073583Anytime, 7 daysEstablished over 25 years

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Garden Services

Driveways & Patios

McLEOD’SDRIVEWAYS

& PATIOSTraditional block paving and flag-laying

Garden walls, LED lightingCleaning and waterproof sealant service

FREE QUOTATIONSTEL 0151 200 5049 (HOME)

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DRIVEWAY & PATIOSPECIALISTSl Indian Stonel Block Pavingl Fencing

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please call Steve on0151 356 539607716 870153

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THE FURNITUREREPAIR COMPANYq All types of furniture repairs, loose joints, water and heat marks removed, French polishingq Traditional caningq Leather repairs, scuffs, burns, scratches etcq Reupholstery, broken springs, new webbings

Tel 0151 678 3888Mob 07958 712781Unit 10, Mill House, Holt Avenue

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Handyman ServicePainting & Decorating, roofi ng Paving, Gutter cleaning, gardening and all DIY, (24 hours) Tel 0151 342 0059 / 078375 84482

Handyman

HandymanServices

l Plumbing & Tilingl Painting & Wallpaperl Laminate Flooringl Flat Pack l and much moreNo job too smallFor quality and reliability

call Bill on 327 6883 or 07768 792251

Free estimates

Glaze-rite: Misted units replaced, all glazing work, lead repairs, UPVC fi tted and PVC repairs. Tel 0151 342 0059 / 078375 84482 www.glaze-rite.com

Glazing

Davies BrosGardens & Drives Dug Out

Land DrainagePond ExcavationsTop Soil AvailableSmall Demolition

Mini Digger & Driver HireContact James on:

0151 336 4637or 07990765605

Excavation

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SERVICES

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Time Served Tradesman with 25+ years experience

FREE ESTIMATES

TEL: 0151 339 5924

MOBILE: 07790243159

Electrical

All types of domestic and commercial work carried out by Part P registered

electricians.

Tel Paul0151 632 155007969 598336

All types of domestic and

Drainage

GORDON HATTON& COMPANY

Drainage ConsultantsEST 1965

Blocked Drains ClearedCCTV Drain Surveys

Drains RelayedDrains RelinedSeptic Tanks

0151 336 2287

Covers & BowsChair couture and venue dressing to

create the perfect look

z Chair Covers & Sashesz Table Runners & Swagsz Dressed Bay Treesz Candelabrasz Table Plans

For prices and further details

tel Ronda 07769 664953www.coversandbows.co.uk

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r Bathroom installationsr Showers and tilingr Taps, toilet & basinsr New radiatorsr Bursts and leaksr Free Estimatesr No callout charge

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CALDY TARMAC(R. EATON & SONS)FOR QUALITY

WORK & SERVICETel 342 6299

The Depot, Station Road,

Barnston Wirral

Tarmac

26 years experience

Colin WhatmorePlumbing, Heating and Gas Services

* Central Heating* Boiler Swaps* Bathroom Installations* Landlord Certs

Covering the Wirral area0151 200 0539

Mob 07966 474960

n Plumbingn Bathroomsn TilingNo job too small, call Ray

0151 336 1508Mob 07789 817652

www.rwhplumbing.comOutside taps supplied

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M AxonCentral Heating &

Plumbing SpecialistsInstallationService Repair

A friendly and reliablelocal business

Established for over 25 years

0151 336 196507747797110

www.maxonplumbing.co.uk

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Plumbing

Will In Time LtdProvide local, friendly and

professional services in the comfort of your own home including:

l Single/Couples Willsl Will Trustsl Property Protection from Local Authority Care Feesl Powers Of Attorney

Fixed fees apply to all servicesCall Colin to discuss your

requirements and obtain a free quote on 0151 348 0181 or

07971 434458

Will In Time Ltd

Provide local, friendly and professional services in the comfort of your own home including :

- Single/Couples Wills - Will Trusts - Property Protection from Local Authority Care Fees - Powers Of Attorney

Fixed fees apply to all services

Call Colin to discuss your requirements and obtain a free quote on 0151 348 0181 or 07971 434458

Wills

Tool Hire

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Tel 0151 342 3366l Service/repairs/sharpening all makes of garden machineryl Domestic and professionall Lawn mowers, strimmers, ride on tractors, chain saws, cement mixers, hedge cutters etc.l Hire equipmentl 25 years experience.20% OFF DURING AUG & SEPT

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