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amanda blum@[email protected]
#omfgihatepowerpoint Amanda Blum @amandablum
Preso F.A.Q.
•Yes. Slides *will* be available on online. In 10 minutes. I promise. Really. No, I’m not lying. Yes, I’m serious. And honest. So please put down the pen and pad and just enjoy. Slideshare.net/hzp
•I really do try not to curse.
•No, I haven’t a clue why camps continue to allow me to speak.
•Of course its mine. WHY would anyone do this to their hair on purpose?
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Hello World!A lame ass title, but we’re on our way
to awesome. (or, it could suck.
But I’m American.
#leeway)
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How websites are born…
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functionality Bad ass (or just bad) design
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Developers think like this:
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Designers think like this:
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Everyone issellingsomething
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step 1:
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What do you do
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I’m superman
It’s all about the codpiece
I’m the dude that’s gonna save your ass
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I’m a commoncitizen who helps maintain peace & order in Gothamthrough feats of superhuman strength.
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What do you do?:
To (target market), (name of org) provides (services) by (unique methods) for (results).
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step 2:
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Define your visitors
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step 2: Define your visitors
Potential
customers/clients
return customers
Suppliers
potential suppliers
Press
Wholesalers
Staff
potential staff
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step 2: Define your visitors
Potential
customers/clients
return customers
Suppliers
potential suppliers
Press
Wholesalers
Staff
potential staff
IE6 Users
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step 2: Superman
Potential
clients
return clients
Gov’t agencies
press
Concerned citizens
Rival superheros
Career day organizers
Friends & family
Competitors (villians)
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step 3:
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Define “success points”On your site
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step 3: Superman
Potential
clients
return clients
Gov’t agencies
press
Concerned citizens
Fellow superheros
Career day organizers
Friends & family
competition (villians)
Request help
Corporate account
Contact form
Press ready
photos/bio
Donate button
Union information
Sched. appt
Blog
big screw you sign
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step 4:
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Create a path to buy
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The Four Questions:
1. Why do I want crap?2. Why do I want *your* crap?3. What’s your process to give me crap?4. Give me crap.
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step 4: Superman
Potential
clients
return clients
Gov’t agencies
press
Concerned citizens
Fellow superheros
Career day organizers
Friends & family
competition (villians)
Request help
Corporate account signup
Contact form
Press ready photos/
bio/press contact
Donate button
Union information
Sched. appt
Blog
big screw you sign
Why do I need help?
Why do I want YOUR help?
How does
Your help Work ?
Features/benefits
Of corp acct Cost/FAQ
Why you should Subcontract help
Why you should work w Superman
Service costs
Why citizens need superheroes
How Superman helps Gotham
How Superman FoundationUses funds
Why you need
unions
Why you want To join the SuperheroesUnion
Dues/benefits/annualretreat
Superheroes inspire kids & scare them straight
Superman is a great speaker
Speaking topics
Activate spam bomb,
Autosend email to local
hooker service to seduce
villian’s girlfriend
IE6 users
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step 5:
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Revel in sitemap. Go eat ice cream.
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Actual step 5:
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Find the overlaps
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Why do I need help?
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step 4: Superman
Potential
clients
return clients
Gov’t agencies
press
Concerned citizens
Fellow superheros
Career day organizers
Friends & family
competition (villians)
Request help
Corporate account signup
Contact form
Press ready photos/
bio/press contact
Donate button
Union information
Sched. appt
Blog
big screw you sign,
Why do I want YOUR help?
How does
Your help Work ?
Features/benefits
Of corp acct Cost/FAQ
Why you should Subcontract help
Why you should work w Superman
Service costs
Why citizens need superheroes
How Superman helps Gotham
How Superman FoundationUses funds
Why you need
unions
Why you want To join the SuperheroesUnion
Dues/benefits/annualretreat
Superheroes inspire kids & scare them straight
Superman is awesome
Speaking topics
Activate spam bomb,
Autosend email to local
hooker service to seduce
villians girlfriend
IE6 users
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step 5:
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Superman
Homepage
Marketing message, calloutsreturn clients, Gov’t agencies, Fellow superheroes,, Career day organizers, Friends & family, competitors
Superheroes r awesome Superman rocks Services Contact
For citizens
For gov’t agencies
For schools
Help Services
Corp Accounts
Superman Foundation
Contact Form
Appt. Sched.
Press
Blog
Union Screw You Page
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step 6:
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Determine what’s copywhat’s graphicwhat’s pluginwhat’s sidebar
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What’s missing
1. About me page2. Testimonials3. Cute puppies4. Vague, unhelpful titles 5. Picture/video pages6. Advertising7.Roadblocks
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What’s actually there
1. Fewer pages2. Less copy 3. Icons, graphics, visualizations4. Clear branding5. Calls to action
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Yeah, yeah. I was getting to it.
1. Sidebars2. Footers3. Title/Description4. Author display5. Dynamic Content Gallery6. Gravity Forms7. Quotations Plugin
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step 7:
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Measure it. Test it.
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step 8:
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Get paid.
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Get paid.
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step 8:
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Get paid.
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step 8:
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Get paid.
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And now, irrelevant picturesof cute puppies.
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I really dislike powerpoint.
Please enjoy these images of puppies while I speak.
Joomla?!?!WTF?
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