Hamlet Fanatic - Product Description

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Hamlet Fanatic

Drinking the Gertrude’s death (The Wineglass set)“O! Thrust! thrust as hard as you can!” (The Sword collection)The Perpetual Vestige (The Skull Collection)“Gone With Hamlet” (Funeral event)“Gone With Ophelia” (Funeral event)

Drinking the Gertrude's death - The Wineglass Set -

The death of Hamlet's beloved mother, Gertrude. The deadly poison which brought her down was planned by her husband which actually meant for Ham-let. The noble death can be only fulfilled via the deal with the devil. With an ex-change of your life, you can save your beloved one. This wineglass set provides you a poisoned pearl with Gertrude's wineglass which has a royal crest branded on. The pearl is incrassated with a delicious poison which will take your life away slowly. Once this poison enters your body, it will stream every nook and corner of your body through blood ves-sels. And when the poison finally reaches to the heart, you will no longer be able to breathe but you will be happy to sense your beloved one's live breath.

$ 225 CAD (The Set)

Drinking the Gertrude's death - The Wineglass Set -

How to? Insert the poisoned pearl into the wineglass with any type of drink before consumption. It will not show the immediate result as it has to go over all parts of your body. Once the journey is done, you will be regurgitating blood. Andante… slowly… and enjoy...

$ 75.99 CAD (The Wine-glass) $ 125 CAD (The

Pearl)

O! Thrust! thrust as hard as you can!

The Sword collection -Are you the 'Ares' (the god of war and violence in Greek mythology) type of person? Or do you currently have your blood boiling because of your wrath against your foe? If yes, this sword set is for you. It provides a sword and the liquid poison which you can smear on the sword.

… Laertes who lost both his father and sister, chose to release his in-dignation with Hamlet by challenging Hamlet to a deadly duel….

How to? No explanation is necessary. When you hold the sword, you will automatically feel the dreadful power. The sword will become a part of your body and when your boiling blood enters to the sword, your anger will disappear. $ 375 CAD (The Set)

$ 125 CAD (The poison)

$ 300 CAD (The sword)

The Perpetual Vestige -The Skull Collection -

$ 19,950 CAD

Dear Hamlet Fanatic,Imagine yourself possessing Hamlet's relic. Be thou get thrilled! This is your dream, your de-sire and your 'long-time-longing for owning Hamlet' coming true! With our skull collection, you will be able to cohabit with Hamlet at your place. You will no longer meet the morning sun by yourself, you will never eat alone, and never going to watch TV alone.

In time of your death, you will not confront a lonely death. You can be buried with him.The price may differ by the decorated materials

The diamond skulls are limited edition (only 15 available)

The Perpetual Vestige -The Skull Collection -

Our skull collection also provides Ophelia's, Gertrude's, Laertes's and Claudius's skull as well.Choice of jewelry: Diamond (24 carats), Cubic, crystal or ice.

In the memory of Hamlet…..

“Gone With Hamlet”

If you wish to purchase our funeral event, please contact to 1-800-666-6666- Ext.666

To the souls who have lived their lives according to the Hamlet's legacy.

To those souls who are likened to Hamlet in life deathTo those souls who are diligently devoted to Hamlet.

We Will Come To You When Your Body Turns Cold.

"Gone With Hamlet" is a funeral event that sponsored by HamletFantic.com that allows buyers to gain access to the

royal coffins that were used in the actual play.

If you are killed by our sword set, you are eligible for the discount.

“Gone With Ophelia”

If you wish to purchase our funeral event, please contact to 1-800-666-6666- Ext.666

To those souls who are in a state of desperation and panic, Purchase "Gone With Ophelia" if you have lived a life accord-ing to Ophelia's legacy.

Did one of your parents died?Are you experiencing feelings of abandonment from loved ones? If so, you are genuine Ophelia in a society today.

The funerals will be done in minimized Christian style as you will be committing suicide. You will have one of the cheapest coffins with a priest and various Christian hymns and rituals.

Hamlet Fanatic.comwww.wix.com/YramesoR/Hamlet-Fantic1-800-666-6666CEO YramesoRWestdale secondary school, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada