Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have any guts. What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch. What kind of shoes does a ghost wear? Boooooots. Because he was a pain in the neck. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. What is a ghost’s favorite food? Spook-etti. Print, cut out cards and staple into a mini joke book or add one each day to your child’s lunch bag. Why do witches ride broomsticks? Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? JOKES FOR KIDS Find more printables for children at scholastic.com/parents/activities-and-printables
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Why wouldn’t the skeletoncross the road?
Because he didn’t have any guts.
What do you call a witchat the beach?
A sand-witch.
What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
Boooooots.Because he was a painin the neck.
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What is a ghost’s
favorite food?
Spook-etti.
Print, cut out cards and staple into a mini joke book or add one each day to your child’s lunch bag.
Why do witches ride broomsticks?
Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
JOKESFOR KIDS
Find more printables for children at scholastic.com/parents/activities-and-printables
Find more printables for children at scholastic.com/parents/activities-and-printables
What do you call a vampire who is always hungry?
Why was the broom latefor school?
It over-swept.
Snackula.
What is a witch’s favorite subject at school?
Spelling.
Why couldn’t the skeleton dance?
He had no body to dance with.
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
What do birds do at Halloween?
Go trick or tweeting.
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