Growth hacking: Apple viewed my presentation

APPLE VIEW MY PRESENTATION?

WhichEMPLOYEEDID JUST

HACKFOR NURTURING YOUR EARLY ADOPTERS. LETS BEGIN.

This presentation contains a growth

Sooooo,

APPLEi just got a view from

on one of my presentations

OMG!!!

OMG!!!OMG!!!

OMG!!!OMG!!!

OMG!!!

not just Apple, but also

And

And

First thought that came to mind was...

NO WAY DUDE!!!Yep. Tim Cook the CEO of Apple viewed my ppt.. And Comic Sans. Too excited to use any other font. Or use stock photo for that matter. Or crop the watermark on the upper right side.

And sir BRANSON.CHEERS

mate!

CHEERS mate!

YEAH. BOTH OF THEM.

After my excitement was gone...

...Second thought came in…

“He thinks Tim Cook HAS TIME TO READ HIS PRESENTATIONS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

BRANSON? More like

BRANSOFF!!!DREAM ON MATE.

CHEERS mate!

YEAH.

CHEERS mate!

NONE OF THEM.

MOST PROBABLY A GLITCH

Then, the third reaction came…

...I realized...

...that those are just around 100+ views in total, that could be nothing.

...And that i got excited for all the wrong reasons.

What happens with the rest of the 2911 views?

Yeah … what about us “normal people”

You don't seem excited about us, do you?

THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY

I love my stories like i would love my children and pay attention to them...

And i let them free in hopes that someone might pay attention to them, use them for good and get inspired.

Anytime you pay attention...

...This happens.

So thats...

...3011 of these...

...A lot more than what i have copy pasted here but you get the point.

So

Thank you

Thank youfor each and every one of you paying attention.

3027Times to be exact. (increased in the meantime)

And if you feel stuck or need a fresh new hack, i'll be happy to try & help you. Just message

me. I'm the box.

BTW, if you want to adopt any of the kids, have a go. They are free and i keep them neatly

packaged in this box… that didn't sound right...anyways...

ALWAYS REMEMBER

ALWAYS SAY THANK YOU

AND GIVE BACKto everyone who pays attention to you.

ATTENTION IS VALUABLE.because

IS NOTeverything else

IS NOT.everything else