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f ETCETEBA PEBRUART - MARCH F . F . G , I , ETCETERA
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER SUE-BOB SWEETHEART
HAPNOT's annual Co - Ed Dance was held on Frida7,Feb-ruary 11 in
the Jubilee h a l l . Music was provided by Out of the Blue,
The h a i l was decorated i n an array of red and white
co-lours, the usual Valentine theme. Hearts and cupids ad-orned the
walls, A lar g e , g l i -ttering heart was hung behind the band.
The tables had s i l -ver centrepieces. Dishes con-taining nuts and
bolts and chips were placed on the tables along with dishes of red
and white j e l l y beans and red cinnamon hearts. Punch was
served.
Master of Ceremonies,Rick Stevenson,introduced the va-rious
Sweetheart Couples who were running and then azmoun-ced the
vir.rers,rcb Ford and S'dsan ' -.-ho were sr^nsor-ed by t..^ . -ngs
and Kweens, Other couples who were being sponsored by school clubs
were: ETCETERA:Bob Chlan and Gaye Henry Glee Club:Ken Mark and
Linda Oreenhow
Cheerleaders:Ken Boyd and Car men Lethbridge Drama Club:Paul
Bergman and Linda Hoffman
FlinoniantKen Johnson and Do-nna B e l l , Following this,Rick
and Ga-ry Abar led e veryone in a
hootenanny. Students from out of town
who were attending the Pre-University C l i n i c were given
guest tickets to the dance,
Congratixlations to the chairmen of the decorating cc wit tee,
Gail Evans and Mar-go Liss and their decorating committee on a job
well done. Thanks also to the Refresh ment committee chairmen,Gajre
Penner and Grace Ruse,to Don-na Fardoe who was in charge of
arrangements concerning the Sweetheart Couples,and to
COUPLE
Mr,Dougall who tooK the coup-les' pictures for advertising.
KWEENS-KINGS WIN
TOURNAMENT The Polar Boar Basket-
b a l l Tournament,held for the second time since i t s origin
last year, was again a success as far as Hapnot High i s
con-cerned,Both Hapnot teams,the Kopper Kings and the Kopper Kweens
won their division and the right to represent Hapnot in Brandon
after the coming exams.
The g i r l s tournament was held at S,M,R, except for ths f i n
a l game , In the f i r s t game the Kweens,led by Angle
Kowal,defeated the S.M,H. Fl i e r s Uli-3 i n a one-sided
contest,In their second game against Lynn Lake^thb
Red and White Girls Machine trounced the hapless Lynn Lake five
30-8, In the finals the Kweens played Thonqpson Trojans in an
exiting,closely-fought contest l5-6,to win the g i r l s
championship. Congratulations to the Kweens Captain Muriel
Leigh,Angle Kowal,Roberta Devine.Janis Brown,Charlyne Devine, Donna
Maluta,Roberta l i s t e r , Gwen Marshall,Diane Woloshyn, and
Emily Oklobjiza, Also a big congratulation to Kopper Kween
coach,Mr,Kelly Mann,
In the boys division, the Hapnot Kopper Kings defeated Lynn Lake
by a score of 61-12,Bill McDonald,Ralph Brown and Eric McCormick
lea the Ki- - - " = -- -^ly, scoring most : s.ln the finals i t was
a rep>eat of last year with the Kings de-feating the S.M.R,
Crusaders U7-28 in a hard - fo i^ht battle.
Ralpe : Dave . Fric,--RossJCingS ^on -5-; Muir,and Bob Ford w^re
forc-ed to s i t out the tourna-ment due 'to scholastic d i f f
-iculties,as was Kween Shir-ley Maluta,Also,congratulat-ioi tio
Kopper King Mentor, Mr,Don Stone,
LAVITT WINS HAPMOT-HUDSON athletes
made an excellent showing i n the Red River Relay held March 11
and 12 i n the Winni-peg Arena,
Fred Lavitt won the broad-jump event with a jump of twenty-one
feet eight and a half inches, Fred also did well i n the sixty yard
dash, where he placed fourth, Dave Willson placed second
i n his heat i n the three hun-dred and twenty yard dash, Larke
Stadnyk and Bev Kenke made an impressive showing i n the high jump
event.
dpeakeTypewritten TextMarilyn Kitteringham Collection
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-by Bob MacDonald As we s i t i n the l i b r a r y
improving our minds by looking at pictures i n LIFE, ( the
magazine for people who ca"'t read) somethin
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The Teenage World Vs.
the Adult World -by Chris Antonichuk
The nuclear age of auto-mation and progress i s upon us, but
there are s t i l l t h -ousands of people, manely adults, with
very unprogres-sive views concerning, nat-u r a l l y , the teenage
genera-t i o n s . Some reasons f o r t h -ese unfavorable opinions
are attributed to dress, h a i r -s t y l e s , a t t i t u d e s ,
and ideas that d i f f e r , sometimes grea-t l y , from the
parents' v i e -ws.
F i r s t l y , i t i s common kn-owledge that any teenager
worth his s a l t must rebel under parental supervision, i f only
by the s l i g h t e s t , f r a c t i o n . This r e b e l l i o n
us-u a l l y takes place i n the form of grotesque a t t i r e , h
a i r s t y l e s , and modes of t r -ansportatior. Bell-bottomed
pants, l i t t l e heels. Empire-l i n e dresses, granny gowns, ti
g h t pants, and long s t r a i -ght h a i r , plus bangs ( for
boys and g i r l s a l i k e ) are the rage now. Of course. Ad-u l
t s regard t h i s apparel as disgusting and immoral, but i f they
stopped and mulled over the weird fads they divulged i n i n t h e
i r youth, they might not voice t h e i r l o r d l y opinions so
bo i s t e r -ously.
Secondly, the second gen-eration does not recognize or
appreciate oxir love f o r modern music. I t i s w e l l kn-own
that there i s an extrem-e l y widespread admiration among the
younger set f o r such musicians as the Be a t l -es, the R o l l i
n g Stones, The Dave Clark Fiv e , and other bands. This brand of
music does not appeal to the adult mind, although there i s a
slljght minority which w i l l recognize a few of the numer-ous
folk-singing groups as having a tinge of t a l e n t . Also, the l
a t e s t beats and rhythms of dance are extrem-el y d i s t a s t
e f u l to the adul-ts of today.
Thirdly, the new ideas proposed by the adolescents of t h i s
era c o n f l i c t repeat-edly with those of the par-ents. I t i s
true that there are ntimerous teenagers who take t h e i r parents
for gra-nted and who quickly lose t h e i r parents' respect by t h
e i r actions, but we must remember that not a l l teen-agers are
made t h i s way. Drinking, smoking, and other vices are used very
unwisely by a great proportion of the modern youth, and to t h e i
r disadvantage. Many forms of i l l n e s s or sorrow can be
avoided a f t e r the fun i s over by using good- common sense
before the fun begins. However, many teenagers r u i n t h e i r l
i v e s and t h e i r par-er.ts' l i v e s by oeglectixig to take t
h i s precaution,and for t h i s reason, a great majority of
parents regard a l l teenagers as being i g -norant, destructive,
and e n t i r e l y useless i n a comm-i n i t y . Therefore, a f t
e r r e a l i z i n g
that teenagers can be useful members of society and t r y -ing
to cope with t h i s v i t a l , and sometimes very t r y i n g ,
phase of l i f e , adults may learn to l i v e peacefully and
contentedly with t h i s explo-sive generation.However,the
teenagers themselves must also lend a hand i n forming t i s mutual
understanding and t r u s t .Fun i s f\m,but i t can only be
tolerated to a certain degree,and r e s t r a i n t i s necessary
to maintain the bond between parents and t h e i r children,If t h
i s bond i s kept strong by the co-oper ation of both parties
invovl-edjthe cold war between par-ents and teenagers w i l l
evap-orate into a peaceful co-ex-istence f o r a l l . , HARBOP AT
LASTl Cruising around i n ny yacht,
I noticed a l i g h t b l i n k i n g off and on. I t wasn't the
coast l i g h t or harbor l i g h t I What was i t ? A l l of a
sudden the l i g h t was gone and twenty t i n y funny l i t t l e
men about three feet ,̂ high started t a l k i n g to me.
"Helpl Helpj Men from Mars. But one l i t t l e man c a l l i n
g hiia-s e l f F l u f f y said he and his men were from Fun Land.
I decided to go so jumped i n t h e i r l i t t l e boat and sped o
f f .
Reaching the dock at Fun Land, we saw everyone dancing and
having fun. To be a member of Fun Land we had to swear an oath so I
d i d . We danced,ate, and had fun and soon everyone was t i r e d
.
" F l u f f y j W i l l you take me back to ny boat now? I said.
Soon we were back and F l u f f y said to bring friends along next
time. I started sy boat and at l a s t I was at the Harbor,
Eveiyone was there cheering and glad I was backl I just t o l d
them I f e l l asleep i n ny yacht and* t o l d them the wondej>
f u l dream I had Jiadl
A TRAIN CRASH
Joan saimtered toward the pay station.There was j u s t enough
time to phone Jim that she was golof? to lew York. Tbe telepbame
4^eme*arj was i n use,bat sorely she eecJa remember his ntonber
even i f She had not c a l l e d i t i n these months. She fumbled
for her nickel,took dcwn the receiver, and said slowly "Greenstone
U1A31-X". Joan had j u s t enough time to say the nuinber when
somebody shot at her,
Joan dropped the receiver and hid behind the counter alongside
the pay phone.All sorts of horrors were passing through her
mind.She wondered who on earth would want to k i l l her. When she
was sure i t was safe to come out she decided to run f o r the
train.She made i t safely. There was only one vacant seat and that
was beside an ugly l i t t l e old man.She estimated h i s age to
be about 67.Joan had no other choice but to s i t down beside
him.
As the t r a i n was going into a dark tunnel,Joan f e l t
some-thing s t i c k i n g i n her back. She thought about the man
who had t r i e d to k i l l her. Joaa froze. The man told her not
to say a word or he would k i l l her<
What has happened to Joan? The t r a i n was supposed to have
crashed a l i t t l e ways from that tunnel. Everyone was k i l l e
d except Joan, No one found her body. They found not a clue to her
whereabouts.Where i s she? What happened to her?
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MATCHING MELODIES
1, These Boots Are Made For Walking - Laggards on t h e i r way
out the door,
2, At The Scene - Kopper Kings at Brandon,
3, The Sounds Of Silence -The Hapnot h a l l s under m i l i t a
r y r u l e ,
k. Lightening Strikes -Returning of marks,
5. My Love - Exams.
6. Unchained Melody -The new "0 Canada",
7. Working My Way Back To You - Expelled students trying to get,
back i n t o school,
8. Listen People - Mr, S i r y j ,
9. In My Room - Before 9^00 and 1:30 at school,
10. Satin Pillows - The new desks for the new school,
11. Kansas C i t y Star -Rick Stevenson at a hootenanny.
12. Let Me Be - Grade XII students after writing Chemistry.
13. Crying Time - after receiving exam marks,
l U . Just A L i t t l e B i t Better — Mr, Marshall's comm-ent
on the new quietness i n the h a l l s ,
15, I've Got To Be Somebody-Grade XII students,
16, The Men In My L i t t l e G i r l ' s U f e - A l l fathers
with daughters,
17, Up Tight - Students closed up i n t h e i r rooms.
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18, While You're Dancing -comrT«nts are made about you i n the
stag l i n e .
19, Meadows Green - F l l n Flon i n March.
20, I Knew You When - I could see you i n the h a l l s ,
21, Ferry Across The Mersey-Crossing puddles by the Blue and
White,
22, Five 'O'clock World -a f t e r Laggards meetings,
ETCETERA TOP TEN
I . C a l i f o r n i a Dreamin-Mamas and Papas
2,Sure Gonna Miss Her-Garry Lewis
3,19th Nervous Breakdown-Rol-l i n g Stones
U.Soul and Inspiration-The Righteous Brothers
5, Nowhere Land-Beatles 6, BangiBangJ-Cher 7, The Cheater-Bob
Kuban O.Listen People-Herman's Her-
mits 9.These Boots Are Made For Walking-Nancy Sinatra
ID.Elusive Butterfly-Bob Ljmd
"Hi, Barbara Ann," said Michelle, " I didn't see you at the
dance Where the Actier I s , YesterdayP
"Oh, I didn't go cause My Love was playing basket-b a l l i n
Brandon."
"Gee, that's too bad. What did you do?"
"I stayed home In My Room, Counting Flowers On The"Walls, Hie c
a l l e d me on the phone and I t o l d him that My World Is Empty
'/With-out Youi, He said, 'Don't Worry Baby,I'll be Homeward Bound
on Sunday, and when I'm At The Scene, We Can Work I t Out."
"That's nice, Barbara, but did you hear that Jenny Took A Ride
with Day Tripper? fie^s the guy who i s always saying Listen
People. Well, she li=;tened, and I bet he t o l d her the same old
Lies I"
"Yes, I guess she doesn't know he's A Must To Avoid I He's even
worse than The Man With The Cigarl Well, I ' l l see you, Michelle,
I have to go Downtown to work and begin my Five O'clock World."
UNIVERSITY SEMINAR On February 11 & 12, Hap-
not Collegiate again played host to the University Semin-ar
which serves a l l our surr-ounding d i s t r i c t s .
Students from S i r Maurice Roche, Thompson, The Pas, Snow Lake
and Cranberry j o i n -ed Grade 12 Hannot students i n w r i t i n
g tests and i n t e r -viewing professors from Man-itoba and
Brandon University,
On Friday morning, Hapnot and S i r Maurice Roche students wrote
aptitude and personal-i t y t e s t s . These were graded by
teachers and professors, and then interpreted to stud-ents i n d i
v i d u a l l y . Following t h i s , students could i n t e r
-view any of a number of Univ-e r s i t y professors who were
present and Question them about courses possible i n t h -e i r u n
i v e r s i t i e s , or any d i f f -i c u l t i e s that they
were en-countering.
The out of town students wrote the tests i n the a f t e r -noon
and were interviewed on Saturday,
Throughout both days, tests were interrupted by breaks, and
coffee and doughnuts were made available to both stud-ents and
professors. Friday evening a banquet was attend-ed by the students.
The even-ing included the annual Co-ed Dance. Free t i c k e t s
were made to the v i s i t i n g students.
This Seminar has been an annual event for a number of years and
i s sincerely appre-ciated by the students. The information has
proven i n v a l -uable.
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Linda and Dave have been digging "Wells" and eating "McIsiasJj
apples l a t e l y .
Hasn't Kathj QpttTlay been seeing and hearing a l o t from Rjgk
a ^ t ^ l a t e l y . ?ev jCeî kg and Rav Coutts have been seen
together a l o t l a t e l y . I wonder.,...
B j l l PqtkP has been "Rlalr"-ing his horn around a c e r t -a
i n g i r l ' s home l a t e l y , eh
Linda Reid i s walking around i n a daze l a t e l y . I wonder
i f Merve has anything to do with i t , eh McLaughlin.
Heat^her Wâ ĝop s t i l l l i k e s the song Hichsel Row ••he
Boat Ashore" si-ce she met Mike QarrigQp.
Donna F. seems to be near the Candy (k) Bar l a t e l y , eh
Garry.
How cum Sileen Agerback has been so "Good" l a t e l y ? Could
Brian know?
A c e r t a i n prjna has been tak-ing "Lyon" training aver
since she met Dick.
Hasn't Lvnn Aviaon been using an extra smile on Dwayne Hjghmoor
l a t e l y ? Rachael Adolphe has been pla-ying "Jack"3 recently,eh
Weseen ?
Brenda Smith has taken a l i k -ing to Sikleda Crackers, eh fid
?
Susan McKay has been watching her " B i l l " s , eh B i g i n s
k i ?
K. Ballard has been giving himself a "Pat" on the back f o r
catching a Goodman.
A ce r t a i n jaslsng has been using the color "Black" ever
since she met B i ^ j . .
V."hy has Dale Venerus been get-t i n g up at Dawn l a t e l y ?
Has a certain Webbey g i r l got any-thing to do with i t ?
Linda Scott has been (;4c) Kee-ing up her piano l a t e l y .
Could i t be because, of a certain Ken?
A certain Holmstrom has been Ling(ei?)ering around since he met
Jflao, eh Grant, Sandra l i k e s to nick Berry s Does Ron have
anything to do with i t ?
Lynn Russell " 3(r)aggs" a l i t t l e about her l a t e s t
ilame. Do vou suppose i t has anything to do with Joe ?
Nick Olineck has become the ne-west member of the "Myrna Chlan"
Fan Club.
Carol has been Mar kin-" the days o?f the calendar t f l she
starts •going with a c e r t a i : Ferg. eh Srickson.
Linda sure wants to go to "Switzer" land since she met a c e r t
a i n Rick, hey I n g l i s .
Anita thinks she i s "Rich" sine* she started going with a
certair Budlong, hey Mclnnis.
"Don't you th in* you'ro going a little overboord for •tudentt'
c o u i K i i , Bob?"
EGO Sometime when you're f e e l i n g important, Son»time when
your ego's i n bloom. Sometime when you take i t f o r granted
That you're the best-quali-f i e d i n the room*
Sometime when you f e e l that your going
Would leave an u n f i l l a b l e hole.
Just follow t h i s simple i n s t -r u c t i o n
And see how i t humbles the soul)
Take a bucket and f i l l i t with water.
Put your hmd i n i t up to your w r i s f .
P u l l i t out and the hole that's remaining
Is a measure of how y o u ' l l be missed.
Ton may splash a l l yoo please mbsB yoo enter.
Too can s t i r op the water ga-l o r e . Put stop;and y o u ' l
l f i n d i n a minute
That i t looks quite the sasn^ as before.
The moral of t h i s quaint example
Is do just the best that you can.
Be proud of yourself but re-member,
There i s no indispensable man*
-Author unknown
3 ^ ' i f'cM " A a teacher to onother,
don't yoL! think you're being a bit too st i ict : ' "
Employer to b e a u t i f u l blonde f i l i n g job
application
"Miss Jones," "Under experience would you please be more s p e c
i f i c than j u s t "0 Boy"
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SPORTS BASKETBAIL
SENIOR BOYS
The Green Machine has lost i t s first place standing to the S »
Cnisaders.However the Crusaders have played 1 acre game than the
Green Machine so i t is s t i l l a battle for first place in the
league.The Red Rebels also are contending for first place,They are
1» pts, be-hind the Crusaders but also have a game in hand over the
SMR Crusaders,Holding down last olace are the hapless Swindlers who
have no chance for first place honours with only two wins in twelve
games.
Standings Team Crusaders
G,P, 12
Green Machine 11 Red Rebels 11 Swindlers 12
W, 8 7 6 2
L, U h 5 10
Pts 16 Hi 12 h
Bill McDonald s t i l l leads tlie individual scorers but it is
a three way race between Bill,Eric McCorraick and Bob Ford,The top
six scorers are: Player Team Pts.
Bill McDonald Green Machine 183
Eric McCormick Red Rebels 182
Bob,Ford Swindlers 180 Ralph Brown
Red Rebels 128 Don Osmond Green Machine IIU Jim Stewart
Cirusaders 112
SENIOR GIRLS
TEAM STANDING Team G.P, W. L, Pts. Crystals 7 7 0 Hi Emeralds 8
li li 8 Rubies 7 k 3 8 SMR Flyers ii 0 U 0
Top 5 Scrers Player Team Pts, Roberta Devine Crystals 82 Angie
Kowal Rubies 61 Donna Maluta Emeralds hh Roberta Lister Crystals Ul
Shirley Maluta Emeralds 31
Roberta Lister's team,the 3rjrstals,have a big jump in team
standings but there is a close battle for second spot between Angie
Kdwal's Rubies and Shirley Maluta's Emeralds, The Emeralds and
Rubies are tied but the Rubies have a game in hand over the
Emeralds and a win would move them into second place.The SMR Flyers
have not won as of yet and are a good choice for last place at the
end of the schedule,as it seems they probably will not.
HOCKEY GPW L T GF GA P0
BeHl 2213 6 4 99 76 90 Eddies 23 9 8 6 96 102 24 Ptyen 28 9 9 5
99 96 23 Fireman 24 5 M 5 103 120 18
MIDGET "A" Uont 2414 9 1 U2 100 29 Steelgas 2312 10 1 95 83 26
EUs 24 9 123 106 90 21 Uglao 23 9 13 1 97 131 19
MIDGET "B" RCAF 2319 3 1 157 60 39 lOOF 24 9 10 6 89 106 23
Pont, 23 9 11 3 74 105 21 Kiism, 24 6 18 1 68 108 II INDIVIDUAL
STANDINGS:
G A PB, Dolintlgr, Fire, 39 26 68 Clarke, Fly, 31 30 61 BiKwaA.
Fly, 29 20 49
Boyd, Belh 24 26 49 GUmere Edd. 31 12 43 Mymko, Edd, 23 U 34
Hemmlaff, Belli 20 12 32 Onnond. Edd, 12 19 31 Stmdi, File, 10 21
31
18 10 28
MIDGET "A" HyndmaBtLiom 20 30 60 CKM, EUa 29 13 42 Mager, Ella
17 26 42 Petiylcliaat 26 16 41 WeMen,S.G, 23 13 36 Gray, liooi 26 8
34. LedleUfLeg, 18 16 34 Arbuthnott, SG 20 12 32 Clciie,Elki 18 U
32 Troiiion,Uoa 13 18 31
MIDGET "B" LogaaRCAF 40 10 50 Sk^per RCAF 29 10 39 BildcylOOF 26
7 38 DeVilMRCAF 14 16 SO Forester, Klni, 16 M 29 HOI, RCAF 13 14 27
Zahayko, Pont, 13 12 26 PetmnoeluuP 6 16 22 Mahn«iet,Kliw, 16 4 20
Hume IOC»' 6 M 20*
TOP TEN AVaiAGES (BOTS)
1, Wayne Pockett 200 2, Dale Markham 196 3, Grant Costigan 178
U, Wayne Bailey 17U 5, Ernie Zedan 172 6, Dennis Todeschuk l6 l 7,
Doug Thurston 1̂ 9 8, Doug Pockett 156 9, John Klewchuk IhS 10,
Harold Roncin Hi6
TOP TEN AVERAGES (GIRLS)
1, Terry Beever 171 2, Maxine Thurston 165 3, Marilyn Rayner l6l
U, Gall Uvis 158 5, Marg Patterson 155 6, Janice Atmitage 153 7,
Karen Lobben lU8 8, Gaye Henry 1̂ 2 9, Carolle Kuttnick 132 10,
linda Whitraore 132 BOYS HIGH SINGLE:
Wayne Pockett 335 BOYS HIGH THREE:
Ernie Zedan 682
Doctor: Is your family do-ing its best to keep healthy June: Yes
I Sir I We bought one of those sanitary cups and we all drink out
of i t .
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ThE GRAPEVINE Weill exams are over
again and I'm sure everyone i s breathing a huge sigh of r e l i
e f . The fateful date, March 21st. was the day on which most of
the results were given out. Congratul-ations to those who did well
in their exams, and we hope those who didn't do so well w i l l do
better i n June.
The Kopper Kings made a t r i p to Brandon to compete in a
basketball tournament being held there recently. Unfortunately, the
Kings lost out i n the f i n a l game of the Consolation Event.
The Kopper Kweens atten-ded a basketball tournament held i n
Brandon the follow-ing weekend. Although they too, f ailed to bring
honors back home, both the Kings and Kweens must be commended for
their efforts and their good sportsmanship.
Congratulations to Chris Robertson who von the Prov-i n c i a l
T i t l e at the skiing championships held i n Mc-Creaiy recently,
A nuniber of other students from Hapnot also attended this skiing
meet, and represent-ed their town competently.
Congratulations also to Fred Lavitt who placed f i r s t i n the
Broad-jump event at the Red River Relay. Dave Wilson, Larke
Stadrgrk, and Beverly Kenke must also be commended for their fine
efforts i n this relay.
A committee has been formed for the reorganiza-tion of the
Student Council This committee w i l l discuss the changes that w i
l l be made when we enter the new school next year.
A school dance was held On Wednesday, March 23, in the R.H.
Charming Auditorium Music was provided by "Out of the Blue" and
lunch was taken care of by members of the Pep Club. Although the
crowd was not as large as I t usually i s , those who attended
enjoyed themselves
The Pre-University Sean inar, held i n F l i n Flon the weekend
of February 11 was highly suOcessful. There were many students
attend-ing from out of town as well as those from Hapnot and Si r
Maurice Roche Collegian tes. The students attending reported that
the informat-ion they received during this seminar was very help-f
u l and deeply appreciated.
The United Church Hi-C Group held a Seminar on March 25? and 26.
The theme was "The New Teenage Moral-i t y " . A l l the other
Young People's i n town were invited and everyone seemed to enjoy
themselves.
The time for Stick Elec-tions i s not so very far away. So start
thinking about whom you feel would be a good Lady and Gent Stick
for Hapnot. To be eligible for nomination one must be i n Grade 10
or 11 and have an average of over
. 65.
Basketball Tea If anyone nas taken the
trouble to show a l i t t l e school s p i r i t and attend tht
basketball games,you would surely have noticed how rag-ged the
uniforms of our Kings and I&reens have become, The team members
noticed and decided to take matters into their cam hands.They held
a teaj
The tea was held i n St. Anne's Hall on February 26. The Kings
and Kweens (with assistance from their moth-ers and coaches)
operated the entire show on their own. Although i t looked a bit
odd to see Eric McCormick handle a l i t t l e wee tea cup, the tea
was very adeptly served. Judging from the number of
people there, more people saw the Kings and Kweens serving tea
than have ever seen them play basketball.
The tea was an overwhelm-ing success. Having made nearly $liiO
profit we can expect to see both teams i n new uniforms right
away.
- We don't have school uni-forms?
- The masterpiece of art was erased off the board i n 113?
- Ties are out? - The cloak room i n Mr, Fa-
st's room i s always so crowded?
- The Kings and Kweens beat their opponents by such a high score
i n the F l i n Flon tournament?
- Mark Ferg i s the best f l y -catcher i n his room??
- Everyone stands in X Dm to watch the boys go by?
- Myrna Chlan hates rings? -Mr. Curie keeps a l i t t l e black
book?
-Dale Venerius has been getting up at Dawn lately?
- IX F has a Razzle Dazzle button ahrtve their door?
-Sandy Mclntyre has parties at ner house that aren't hers?
-Mr. Fast i s starting to give detentions?
- Clayton W, and Ken J , look so well fed lately?
- Janet S. i s called "Paper Tiger"?
- The buses don't votk71 - Pat N. i s always calling Ray S,
names?
- We can't play cards during spares, library, and other
classes?
- Certain boys i n IX T leave the room so often during
spares?
- B i l l knows how to take an engine apart but doesn't know
so-much about putting them back together?
- The "Out of the Blue" play polkas?
- Bob Colville can't afford a hair cut?
- Rm 113 i s f u l l of swingers? - Some g i r l s are jealous
of
Paul Bergman's hair?? - Karen S.'s muckluks are so big?
- Mr. Siryj wears knee-high socks?
- Terry Whyte says he's a dashing, devil-may-care type of
fellow??
- Hapnot i s now a maximum-security disaster area??
- S.M.R. i s rewriting i t s XII Chero exam??
- Bob Kirkbride didn't wear a pep shirt to the "Pep" party??
- How cum???? No'.'.'.'.'. You don't say.'.'. ieri.:. S u r e l
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- The room-leaving book i s so f u l l ?
- John B. wants to go to Lynn Lake?
- Bugs Bunny i s always r e -runs??
- Mr, S i r y j brought his baby spoon to school?
- They're playing C h r i s ( t l a n a and Lions In XII Sj?
- "Out of the Blue" w on't l e t the "P.O.'8" play during
intermission??
-Wanda's desk Is always moved after she comes back from
P.T.??
- Chris Freeman keeps the marks of the smart ones In his
room??
- B i l l F r i c wants to be Prlmt Minister and Wanda Hldley
wants to be a Prime M i n i s t -er's secretary?
- Glennis Aune brings her l i t t l e radio to school??
- Ken Trubiak won't give his beauty secrets away?
- The scale i n front of irfoolsworth's i s broken?
- S.M.h. get Monday morning after exams o f f f o r a rest when
they have a whole weekend to rest??
- Miss Anderson smiled at Dwasme the other day?? The boys don't
wear b e l l -bottoms??
- Donna H, wanted that p i c -ture of A l so bad??
- P h y l l i s L's side bums are longer than the rest of her
hair?
- "Out of the Blue" Is miss-ing a Black?
- There i s no more "Roving with Roncin"??
- Ricky R a i n v i l l e i s shy i n school but not out?
- No g i r l s own a Honda of t h e i r own??
- Our school has become a J a i l ? ?
- Eileen Ferguson has been charming the bus driver l a t e l y ?
? Could she be short of change??
- They don't put bars on the windows and be done with i t ?
?
- The boys i n H I K t e l l Sue Jokes?
- There are "thunkers" on the c e i l i n g s of a l l the room
XII K moves to??
- Mr Dougall looks at Percy Taylor and says "Get the metre s t i
c k l " ? ?
SCHOOL DANCE The l a s t regular school
dance was held on Wednesday, March 23. The music was supplied by
the "Out of the Blue", and food by the entire school bodjr.
The c a l i b r e of school dances seems to be s l i p p i n g .
The attendance was not -very large—note the small sise of both
sta
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GIRLS HIGH SINGLE: Marg Patterson 261
GIRLS HIGH THREE: Terry Beever 705 During Easter holidays,
the top seven boys and top eight g i r l s , w i l l go to
Winnipeg and bowl i n the Western Canada High School Five Pin
Bowling Champion-ships, So, i f you are not In the above mentioned
jatagories, bowlers, bowl better and boost your aver-ages i n order
to win the free t r i p to Winnipeg, Also any bowler who i s el i g
i b l e for the t r i p but i s on the Laggards, w i l l not be
able to go. The school rule says that anyone on Lags cannot
represent the school i n any out-of-town sports. So, hit the books
and get off or/and stay off the Lags, SEE YOD AT THE ALLEYl11
Secretary, Wayne Pockett
BASKETBALL NORTHERN CHAMPIONS BOW OUT IN SOUTHERN VIAYQ-^S
HAPNOT's Koopper Kings,Nor-thern Manitoba Champions,lost out in
their bid for Manitoba 'B' Basketball Champions i n Brandon on
March 11 and 12,
In their f i r s t game the Kings lost a heart-breaker to Morden
37-31: • Mordenjon their half* went on to the finals to lose to
Vincent Massey by one point, Ralph Brown,one of the King's top
players, was fouled out in the f i r s t quart-er and this was
probably the deciding factor as Ralph scored 27andl7 points i n his
next two games,while he did not score any i n the f i r s t game.
However, the blame can-not be placed on him for the los s , i t i s
just unfortunate that this happened. Top scor-jrs In the f i r s t
game were B i l l MacDonald with 13 points and Eric McCormick with
10 points,
In their second game the Kings easily defeated a scra-ppy
Russell team 68-30, Ralph lost no time proving his val-ue by
scoring 27 points. B i l l McDonald followed with 23 and Eric
McCormick hooped L6 points.
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finals was won by Rivers, The score was U2-31, The hapless Kin^s
couldn't get uhtracfced and f i n a l l y ran out of time, jialph
again led the Kings,sco-ping 17 points. As the Kings l e f t
Thursday
night'right after exams with only a short practice Thurs-day at
ii:Ob, i t i s the opin-ion of this writer that had the team had
more time for practice,they could have won the playoffs down south.
They had a two-week layoff prior to their departure and this could
easily have affected their play. However,it was a good t r y
and Hapnot School should be proud of i t s team,consisting of: B
i l l MacDonald (captain)
Ralph Brown Eric McCormick Dave Hanna Doug Cairns B i l l Fric
Rob McKenzie Barry Ross
Don Osmond and Bob Ford were unable to go because of the Laggard
Policy, rOURNAMENT S T A T T S T T C S ?
3ame liMorden vs. Kings Score: 37 3)4 Scorers:BillMacDonald
I3
EricMcCormick 10 3arae III Russell vs. Kings Score: 30 68
Scorers:Ralph Brown 27
B i l l MacDonald 23 Eric McCormick 16
Game l l l i R i v e r s vs. Kings Score: h2 3I
i Scorers:Ralph Brown I7 B i l l MacDonald U
to? SCORERS FOR THE KINGS: RAlph Brown kk pts B i l l MacDonald
kO Eric McCormick 30 Special mention should go
to Doug Cairns and Dave Hanna who played spectacular def-ense
games. Rookies Barry Ross,Rob McKenzie and B i l l Fric also played
w e l l .
OBITUARY I On Wednesday, March 23, I the beloved Drama Club
of Hapnot School passed away into obscurity. A
• few turned out to mourn at the interrment.
"POLAR BEAR" TOURNAMENT — &ttm ~~ Girls Division
(Scores)
Game Noi 1, Kweens UU S.M.R. 3 2, Thon?>son 25 Cranberry U 3,
The Pas 6 Snow Lake l5 U . Kweens 30 Lynn Lake 8 5, The Pas 17
Cranberry 19 6, S.M.R. 11 Lynn Lake 9 7, Thonpson 21 Snow Lake 7 8,
Consolation Final
Cranberry .31 S.M.R, 13 9, Championship Final
Kweens l5 Thoii5)son 6 Tournament Top Six, Scorers> 1. Angie
Kowal' Kweens U8 2. Pixie Copper Cranberry 30 3. Linda Freeze
Cranberry 17 U.Elaine Lambert The Pas 12 5, Judy Ketchen Snow Lake
12 6, Chris Maltby Thonpson 12
Boys Division(Scores) Game No. 1. S.M.R. 76 The Pas 17 2. Kings
61 Lynn Lake 12 3. S.M.R, U6 Thon?>son 2$ U , Lynn Lake 32 The
Pas 13 5, Consolation Final.
Thompson 3U Lynn Lake 32 6, Championship Final:
Kings U7 S.M.R, 28
Top Seven Scorers; 1. Blake Semcoe S.M.R, 5l 2. Eric McCormick
Kings 39 3. B i l l McDonald Kings 39 U , Jim Stewart S.M.R. 31 5.
Frank Feiber S.M.R. 31 6. Don Duncan S.M.R. I9
(' 7. Ralph Brawn Kings 16 t
Tournament 'Results? I Boys Champs
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S u p e t
the source o f the b r e v i t y o f mine v e r y c o l u m n .
I ' m f r e s h out of w o r d s ,
I ' m c l o s i n g — S L A M ! ! — I t o n l y remains f o r me
t o p r e d i c t my u s u a l p r e d i c t i o n , I r e a l i z
e my f a i t h f u l reader has been a w a i t i n g w i t h bated
b r e a t h t h i s chera o f gnowletch
Show o f the month f o r anytime w i l l be s
"Love vath a V e r y Proper Guppy"
S^o Op HEY PERCEEEE-WAKE UP! !
The sad I n f o r m a t i o n has . iust been gleaned from the r
e p o r t s o f Informed d o c t o r s t h a t P e r c l v a l T a
y l o r I s s u f f e r i n g from an i n c u r a b l e case o f s
l e e p i n g s i c k n e s s . A l though s i g n s and e x h o r
t a t i o n s from M r , Thorn have proved t o be t o no a v a i l
. I t I s hoped t h a t a cure w i l l be soon d i s c o v e r -e d
. Keep a brave h e a r t , P e r c y , Never say d i e — t o be b l
u n t about the whole s i t u a t -i o n .
Super Snooper has d e l v -ed even deeper I n t o the r e s t r
i c t i o n s p l a c e d upon us and I t would seem, from my i n f
o r m a n t s I n X I I S j t h a t the t r o u b l e I s evo lved
from
the crowd o f l o v e r s I n f r o n t o f the l o c k e r s t
h a t I s p r o v i n g I m p a s s i b l e , T h e r e -f o r e ,
p e o p l e , when you pass the l o c k e r s , p l e a s e a v e r
t y o u r e y e s . L o v e r s are v e r y s e n s i t i v e and d
o n ' t l i k e t o be s t a r e d a t ,
BOYS—where do you buy y o u r shoes???? Why—where e l s e b u t
the home o f F l l n F l o n ' s own F r e d U v l t t l W i t h
dexterous s k i l l he s p r i n t s among the a i s l e s a n d ,
I s a b l e t o l e a p h i g h c o u n t e r i I n a s i n g l e
bound t o s a t i s f y customers s p e e d i l y . And i f a
female customer should come h i s way—no t e l l i n g what h e ' l
l d o l
H a l l Even the mighty Super Snooper I s f o r c e d I n t o
the p r o s a i c t a s k o f c o n s t r u c -t i n g s u i t a b
l e responses t o the I l l o g i c a l q u e s t i o n s b r o a
-ched by our t y r a n t s l e . — w r i t i n g exams. T h e r e i
n t h i s
Garry McCumber
News has reached the ears o f Hapnot t e a c h e r s o f the
success o f one o f the former S t u d e n t s : G a n y McCumber.
G a r r y w i l l complete S A I T ' s D r a f t i n g Technology
program i n May and has accepted an o f f e r o f g r a d u a t i o
n employment from Atomic Energy o f Canada L i m i t e d as a T e c
h n o l o g i s t . He j o i n s over 125,000 SAIT g r a d -u a t e
s i n v a r i o u s a s p e c t s o f Canadian I n d u s t r y
*
THIS MONTH'S COLOURFUL REPORT CARD TERMINOLOGY
He has an unquenchable t h i r s t f o r s p o n t a n e i t y i
n e d u c a t i o n , w h i c h has been best s l a k e d by t h e
g i v e - a n d - t a k e o f c l a s s -room d i s c u s s i o n ,
a s opposed t c the s t e r i l e atmosphere o f a n o n - s c h o
l a s t i c m i l i e u * TRANSLATION:
He h a s n ' t done h i s homework i n t h r e e weeks I
W h i l e h i s p e r s o n a l I n t e l l e c -t u a l c a p a
c i t y i s l i m i t l e s s , he r a r e l y h e s i t a t e s t
o absorb knowledge J r o m others around him i n o r o e r t o
enhance h i s Image as a w e l l - r o u n d e d p u p i l
TRANSLATION: He cheats on exams I
He a l l o w s h i m s e l f the h e a l t h j l u x \ i r y o f
u n l e a s h i n g h i s pent-up e m o t i o n s , w h i c h , h a
d he supressed thera,might t u r n him i n t o a s e e t h i n g c
a u l d r o n o f s e l f - c o n s u m i n g neuroses*
TRANSLATION:
He k i c k s , s c r a t c h e s , b i t e s , and s p i t s
I
He has an i n n a t e d e s i r e t o examine a t f i r s t hand
t h e v i c i s s i t u d e s o f l i f e , w h i c h has been b e
s t s a t i s f i e d b y p e r s o n a l p i l g r i m a g e s i n
t o the v e r y maw o f c i v i l i z a t i o n . TRANSLATION:
He cut c l a s s e s 2it t i m e s t h i s term I
He appears t o p r e f e r the c l o i s t e r e d atmosphere o
f s o l -i t a r y s t u d y , r a t h e r t h a n e n -gage h i m
s e l f I n the communi-c a t i o n o f c l a s s s t u d y .
TRANSLATION:
The o t h e r k i d s s t e e r c l e a r o f him because he d o
e s n ' t wash I
He i s d e e p l y concerned w i t h the p h y s i c a l w e l l
- b e i n g o f o t h e r s t u d e n t s , s e e i n g t o i t t h
a t t h e y do not o v e r i n d u l g e i n c a l o r i e s o r
harm the c a l -cium o f t h e i r t e e t h .
TRANSLATION: He s t e a l s c o o k i e s and candy
from h i s l u n c h - m a t e s .
' H i s i s a w a n d e r i n g , p r o b i n g mind,which by i
t s v e r y n a t -u r e , s h o u l d not be a c c e l e r a -ted
onto new h o r i z o n s too r a b i d l y b u t should be a l l o
w -ed i n s t e a d t o r e t u r n t o a r c -as once b e f o r e
e x p l o r e d f o r the purpose o f e a t h e r l n g a d d i t i
o n a l I n s i g h t , TRANSUTION:,
He f a i l e d .
L I F E ' S STRUGGLE S u r e l y now,our w o r l d i s s a i l
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i n g To a b i t t e r e n d . The c a n d l e d i m s , l i f e
i s f a i l -
i n g . -I n panic ,we seek a f r i e n d .
Generat io ns who must r u l e t o -morrow.
P r a y f o r a b e t t e r d a y l Sa-ve our t ime from e n d l
e s s
sorrow And do i t now,today I
Ban the bomb,stop the d y i n g . F i g h t t o stamp out c r i
m e . The o l d l a y down,the young
are t r y i n g F o r the b i r t h o f a h a p p i e r
t i m e .
Stand up now,It i s no shame To t r y and sa-ve mankind; A l l t
o g e t h e r , w o r k f o r the
same-Oontentment and prec iot i s
peace o f mind I
C , J , A .
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