Letter From e Editor: By Adolph Sloan I wanted to be a newspaperman my whole life. Unfortunately, a lawsuit leveled against me by the EMI Records and Sony Universal Music corporation, as well as the Federal Communications Commission ruined me, financially. is is all because I partook in copyright infringing file exchange on early media sharing soſtware (Kazaa; BearShare; Limewire etc). Simply because I facilitated in the spreading of one popular contemporary top 40 compilation album series (which I am legally prohibited to mention right Now!), I assumed I’d never make my own, full-color 200 page Sunday newspaper. Until my angel appeared. I’m not saying that I believe in lily white, halo wearing angel cherubs (of course, no harm done if you do). I think angels are good people on earth who do nice things. One such person on the website www. craigslist.org showed me how simple it is to print a newspaper from the comfort of your home only needing an internet connection. His weekend seminar taught me to sell advertising to sponsors thus subsidizing the cost of printing. I intended to print a 200 page booklet detailing the torture I’ve been subjected at the hands of copyright now. However I did not correctly anticipate ink costs and I promised our sponsors our print circulation is 40,000. I just printed all the ads on one page so I didn’t get in trouble. e other stuff in this newspaper is by my mom and my friend Steve. Also I like weather. T H E W E A T H E R ! E v e r y b o d y ’ s talk in ’ ‘b o u t LOW HIGH 4 20 CLASSIFIEDS Help Wanted! Punch hives! Earn honey! Part Time Bee Fighter wanted. Duties include wackin’ at wasps, getting stung, yelling at yellow jackets. Eat all the honey you can swallow! Must provide own armor, smoke gun, honey pots Werewolves scare kids! Do you need a lupine creature of the night to scare your children off drugs? Don’t let your kid become a crook! Hire me! Must provide costume and moonlight. I bring the snarls, howls, grunts, and death rattle.