Excuses

My son is under a doctor's care My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. and should not take P.E. today.

Please execute him.Please execute him.

Dear Teacher,Dear Teacher,

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Please excuse Lisa for being Please excuse Lisa for being absent. absent.

She was sick and I had her shot.She was sick and I had her shot.

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Please ekscuse John being absent Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and

also 33.also 33.

Dear School:Dear School:

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Please excuse Roland from P.E. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he for a few days. Yesterday he

fell out of a tree and misplaced fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.his hip.

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John has been absent because John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of he had two teeth taken out of

his face.his face.

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Carlos was absent yesterday Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing because he was playing

football. He was hurt in the football. He was hurt in the growing part.growing part.

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Megan could not come to Megan could not come to school today because she has school today because she has been bothered by very close been bothered by very close

veins.veins.

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Chris will not be in school cus Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.he has an acre in his side.

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Please excuse Ray Friday from Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose school. He has very loose

vowels.vowels.

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Please excuse Pedro from Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He being absent yesterday. He

had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh*ts. [words were crossed the sh*ts. [words were crossed

out in the ( )'s]out in the ( )'s]

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Please excuse Tommy for Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots had diarrhea and his boots

leak.leak.

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Irving was absent yesterday Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.because he missed his bust.

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Please excuse Jimmy for being. Please excuse Jimmy for being.

It was his father's fault.It was his father's fault.

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I kept Billie home because she I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size because I don't know what size

she wear.she wear.

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Please excuse Jennifer for Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We missing school yesterday. We

forgot to get forgot to get the Sunday paper off the the Sunday paper off the

porch, and when we found it porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Monday, we thought it was

Sunday.Sunday.

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Sally won't be in school a week Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend from Friday. We have to attend

her funeral.her funeral.

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My daughter was absent My daughter was absent yesterday because she was yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend tired. She spent a weekend

with the Marines.with the Marines.

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Please excuse Jason for being Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a absent yesterday. He had a

cold and could not breed well.cold and could not breed well.

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Please excuse Burma, she has Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the been sick and under the

doctor.doctor.

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Please exuse Tiffany from Please exuse Tiffany from being absent she had a sour being absent she had a sour

throught.throught.

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Maryann was absent December 11-16, Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, because she had a fever, sore throat,

headache and upset stomach. headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore Her sister was also sick, fever and sore

throat, her brother had a low grade throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the fever and ached all over. I wasn't the

best either, sore throat and fever. best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going There must be something going

around, her father even got hot last around, her father even got hot last night.night.

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