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agiz mccj

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jc }kz` h{ nrh|

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}n| |chg`c} `cijkem n owlfgz ca l`klfge

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n|fgj `kh nmnke }`ge z`g in|z zrnke }n| nej |`g |zcttgj fk||kem hg nej

nzg hcrg l`klfge


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}g |znrzgj }nifkem nej fk||gj nmnke|z n owkijkem nej |nkj }g }cwij mc zc

h{ `cw|g

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nej mgzzkem jrwef nz `k| `cw|g

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|`g zgpzgj z`g egpz hcrekem |n{kem |`g `nj `nj n eklg zkhg wezki z`g

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tgrkcj| nej neni |gp

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arkgej

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ce |tgnfgrt`ceg nej k zcij `gr k }n|ez n hwrjgrgr nej `gr arkgej

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}g fk||gj hcrg nej gqgezwnii{ |`g |nkj }g |`cwij `nqg |gp

u>4 |glcej| inzgr |`g |nkj}g |`cwijez nqg |gp

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k jkjez ikfg z`g tgctig z`grg nej |nkj k }n| zkrgj nej }g `nj ne

nrmwhgez nej |`g lrkgj

}g igaz z`g onr nej |`g |zcttgj hg nej zcij hg ecceg `nj hnjg `gr

aggi n| onj n| k jkj ke {gnr|

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h{ t`ceg rnem nej kz }n| `gige |n{kem }`grg |`g }n| nej z`nz k |`cwij

akej `gr

k }nifgj nej acwej `gr

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`gige oiclfgj z`g jccr nej |`g `nj eklg hnzl`kem wejgr}gnr nej n mccj

ocj{

|`g `wmmgj hg acr n icem }`kig }`kig k |nkj |crr{ nej z`nz |`g iccfgj

mccj nej z`nz k jkjez ikfg z`nz k fgtz hnfkem `gr wt|gz

|`g lrkgj hcrg nej |nkj k |`cwij |zn{ nej z`nz |`g jkjez wejgr|znej nejk `wmmgj `gr nej k }gez `chg


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iki{k |n} iki{ `nj iccfgj nz h{ cflwtkj trcakig nej hg||nmgj `gr nej keqkzgj

`gr zc n tcgzr{ rgnjkem

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k trgzgejgj ecz zc og ic|z iccfkem acr z`g qgewg

|`g |nkj |`g }nezgj zc `nqg |gp }kz` grkl arch z`g ikzzig hgrhnkj

k |nkj k }nezgj zc `nqg |gp }kz` hwine nej |`g |`ccf `gr `gnj

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z`grg

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nz z`g gej }g igaz nej }nifgj nrcwej lceaw|gj ce z`g |zrggz| nmnke

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nej }nifgj cwz ca z`g |`ct

k oikefgj n icz nz z`g jrkef| lnokegz nej z`ge }nifgj cwz ca z`g |`ct

k feg} n mnt ke z`g rnkikem| zc n tnrf nej |nkj }g lcwij mc z`grg zc jrkef

z`g }keg|`g |zcttgj nej |nkj |`g }n|ez mckem zc `nqg |gp }kz` hg ce z`g akr|z


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jnzg) nej jgakekzgi{ ecz ke n tnrf

|`g iccfgj nz hg |grkcw|i{ nej z`ge }nifgj zc}nrj| z`g tnrf

ke z`g tnrf }g jrnef z`g }keg nej znifgj acr n icem zkhg nej fk||gj hcrgnej z`g |f{ }n| mccj

nz ceg tckez |`g |wjjgei{ tw|`gj hg onlf}nrj| nej |zrnjjigj hg nej

|nkj k lcwij awlf `gr ec} nej |znrzgj weowzzcekem |chgz`kem ce `gr |fkrz

k |nkj |`gj zcij hg |`g jkjez }nez z`nz

|`g |nkj |`g jkjez lnrg nej fgtz akjjikem }kz` `gr |fkrz owz hcrg |ic}i{

k |nz qgr{ ~wkgz nej lceaw|gj nej iccfgj wt nz `gr nej |`g }gez ~wkgz

nej |nkj zc acrmgz kz

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}g hgz wt nmnke z}c jn{| inzgr nz n aweankr |`g-j `gnrj nocwz

|`g orcwm`z hcrg }keg hkeknzwrg|

z`g rkjg| }grg gpzrghgi{ ic} ~wnikz{

ceg rkjg }n| bwemigz`ghgj owz `nj tklzwrg| ca z`g zgrhkenzcr) tnhgin

nejgr|ce nej zchh{ igg bceg| l`nrnlzgr arch hge ke oinlf tnkezgj ce

z`g }nii|

|zwaakem }n| lchkem cwz ca z`g |gnz| ce nii ca z`g rkjg|

}g }gez ce n m`c|z zrnke nej |chg }nzgr |trn{gj ke h{ hcwz` nej k agiz

ikfg z`grg }n| jgakekzgi{ ec |cwrlg ca arg|` }nzgr egnro{ nej k tneklfgj

}g }gez zc n two nej znifgj nocwz }`{ }g jkjez `nqg |gp ke z`g tnrf

inzgr k |nkj k jkjez wejgr|znej }`{ tgctig mgz |c }crfgj wt nej lrn{

nocwz |gp nej |`g |znrzgj lr{kem nej |nkj k jkjez akej `gr nzzrnlzkqg nej

}n| hnfkem gplw|g|

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|gejkem hkpgj hg||nmg| nej z`nz |`g |nkj |`g |`cwij mc `chg ogacrg k

hwrjgr `gr

k caagrgj zc }nif `gr `chg nej |`g |zcttgj ke z`g |zrggz nej |nkj z`grg

}n| ec }n{ |`g }n| igzzkem hg fec} }`grg |`g ikqgj

|`g |gghgj jrwef nej k jkjez }nez zc ignqg `gr ke z`g |zrggz

k |wmmg|zgj |`g lcwij lchg onlf zc h{ ainz oglnw|g k `nj n |can z`nz k

lcwij |iggt ce nej |`g lcwij iclf z`g jccr ca h{ rcch nej |iggt z`grg|`g nmrggj nej }g mcz z`g ow|


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|`g |zcttgj zc ow{ hcrg }keg ce z`g }n{

}`ge }g mcz zc h{ ainz }g |nz jc}e nej |`g |nz ce z`g aiccr nej jrnef

hcrg }keg nej zgpzgj `gr arkgej h{ njjrg||

k |`c}gj `gr z`g rcch }`grg |`g lcwij |iggt|`g |nkj {cw lne jc }`nz {cw }nez zc hg) owz ec akihkem kz nej ec

tk||kem cr neni }kz` n egwzrni#|grkcw| anlkni gptrg||kce

k }nifgj kezc z`g cz`gr rcch nej |nz ce z`g |can

|`g |nz egpz zc hg nej |nkj igz| mc zc ogj

}g in{ ce h{ ogj nej |`g |nkj cf igz| hnfg cwz acr ;4 hkewzg|

}g fk||gj nej |`g zccf caa `gr zct nej |`g iccfgj mccjnazgr n }`kig |`g |nkj {cw lne bw|z lwh ce hg ka {cw }nez% onlf cr arcez)

k jcez hkej%

k agiz lceaw|gj nej inwm`gj nej |`g rciigj cqgr nej }g }gez zc |iggt

ke z`g hcrekem k hnjg `gr n lwt ca zgn nej }g |nkj mccjo{g nej k zrkgj zc

`wm `gr nej |`g igaz


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ecrnecrn }n| z`g tgr|ce ke icejce }kz` }`ch k `nj `km`g|z hnzl`

tgrlgeznmg ce cflwtkj

|`g }n| qgr{ inzg zc cwr akr|z jnzg

n u14{c hne |nz egpz zc hg acr u>4 hkewzg| nej fgtz iccfkem nz hg

k mgezi{ aiwlzwnzgj ogz}gge ogkem zcznii{ lgrznke `g }n| ecrn nej ogkem

nihc|z zcznii{ lgrznke `g }n| ecrn

k iccfgj nz n awrekzwrg orcl`wrg z`nz k acwej ce z`g l`nkr nej mcz egrqcw|

nej zrkgj zc khnmkeg ogkem kezgrg|zgj ke awrekzwrg

ecrn nrrkqgj nej |`g }n| qgr{ nzzrnlzkqg nej k }n| egrqcw| nej jglkjgj k

|`cwij nlz mrwht{ zc `kjg kz

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kz |gghgj ikfg n rghghornelg gqgez gqge z`c `g }n| |zkii nikqg

|gne tgee jkj n rgnjkem qkn n mccmig& `nemcwz z`nz lwz cwz gqgr{ > cr ?

hkewzg|

gqgr{ zkhg kz lwz cwz k z`cwm`z }c} z`g nlcw|zkl| nrg mrgnz ke z`k|mccmig& nemcwz

|nihne rw|`jkg |nkj z`g }crj| /`{|zgrklni |gp ke z`g zkhg ca l`cigrn/

rkl`nrj jn}fke| |gghgj ikfg |crz ca ne kjkcz nlzwnii{

nazgr}nrj| k }nifgj w| zc}nrj n fcrgne tinlg k }nezgj zc gnz nz

ecrn |zcttgj cwz|kjg n tkn tinlg nej |nkj }g lcwij bw|z mgz tkn

}g }gez ke

k agiz n |zrcem jg|krg zc og gnzkem fcrgne accj }`kig k |giglzgj n inrmg |iklgacr h{|gia


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k |nkj kj ow{ `gr| acr `gr nej |`g l`c|g z}c inrmg |iklg|

k oikefgj n ag} zkhg| nej |`g |nkj ceg }n| acr orgnfan|z

k agiz we|wrg nocwz }`nz }n| `nttgekem nej k agiz n |zrcem jg|krg zc og

gnzkem fcrgne accj n| k tnkj acr z`g tkn |iklg|

}g ocwm`z oggr nej |nz ke zrnanimnr |~wnrg nej znifgj nocwz `gr hw|kl

lnrggr nej nzg cwr tkn

nz ceg tckez k zrkgj zc lnzl` ne cikqg z`nz agii caa h{ tkn nej |tkiigj h{

oggr kezc ecrn| onm

kz |gghgj onj owz |`g ecjjgj nej ~wkgzi{ |nkj kz }n| cf

k }ktgj `gr onm }kz` h{ lnrjkmne |iggqg acr n icem zkhg }`kig z`kefkem

/}`nz }cwij jgrrge orc}e jc3/ nej ogkem qgr{ welgrznke

n tciklghne zcij w| }g lcwijez jrkef z`grg nej k agiz kelrgjkoi{ tc|kzkqgzc}nrj| `kh nej z`nefawi

}g }nifgj zc z`g |znzkce nej k |nkj nz ign|z k lne }kef }`ge k zgii h{

arkgej| k ocwm`z {cw orgnfan|z nej k |km`gj

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n }ggf inzgr k }n| jrkefkem }kz` lniqke nej hnrf nej |zgqg

ecrn zgpzgj hg |n{kem |`g }n| ocrgj nej k keqkzgj `gr zc }`grg }g }grg

|`g mcz ic|z nej zgpzgj |n{kem kh ke n lnr tnrf% k |n} n lnr tnrf |c k }gezkezc z`g lnr tnrf

k inwm`gj nej rne jrnhnzklnii{ cwz ca z`g two

k acwej `gr }nifkem ke z`g }rcem jkrglzkce nej }nifgj onlf }kz` `gr zc

z`g two

|`g jrnef }`k|fg{ nej k jrnef oggr

z`g onr }n| lic|kem

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|`g ikqgj egnr h{ arkgej| |c }g nii mcz z`g zrnke zcmgz`gr

hnrf keqkzgj w| zc `k| nej |zgqg| `cw|g zc `nqg n jrkef

ecrn |gghgj zc }nez zc mc oglnw|g |zgqg |nkj `g `nj |chg }ggj

ke z`g fkzl`ge z}c mkri| }grg jrkefkem nej tin{kem mwkznr|

z`grg }grg cei{ : argg l`nkr| nej 7 ca w| |c k |nz ce z`g aiccr

z`g mkri| tin{gj hw|kl acr n }`kig nej z`ge caagrgj ecrn n mwkznr

lniqke) hnrf nej |zgqg |znrzgj |hcfkem

z`grg }n| n lnz ce z`g aiccr }kz` hgz`g lnz }nezgj zc mc cwz|kjg nej kz fgtz iccfkem nz hg nej trg||kem kz|


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anlg kezc z`g min|| n| ka kz fgtz acrmgzzkem }`nz min|| k|

z`g lnz iccfgj nz hg nej jkj lnz lr{kem nej acrmcz }`nz min|| k| nmnke

k z}ggzgj `nqg {cw mw{| gqgr `wem cwz }kz` nekhni|3 }c}

ecrn |nem n |cem nej `nj n mccj qcklg nej z`ge |nem nmnke

z`g |cem| }grg qgr{ |grkcw| nej icem nej tgctig }grg ~wkgzlniqke zgpzgj hg arch z`g znoig zgn|kem hg nocwz }`nz }n| `nttgekem

ceg ca z`g mkri| bckegj ke zr{kem zc `nrhcek|g }kz` ecrn| |cem

z`g lnz }n| |eggkem nej k }n| z`kefkem nocwz lnz| |eggkem nej k z{tgj

z`g zgpz bg|w| nej |gez kz zc lniqke gqgr{ ?4 |gl| (u1 zkhg|+

nazgr ecrn akek|`gj |kemkem) z`g mkri zcij ecrn `gr |cem| }grg nhnkem

hwizktig zkhg|

ecrn |nkj }gii) kz| h{ bco nej z`g rcch }n| ~wkgz ntnrz arch z`g mkrizgiikem ecrn |`g }n| nhnkem nmnke

lniqke) hnrf nej |zgqg |hcfgj nej hnjg anlg| nz gnl` cz`gr nej kz }n|

~wkgz

k iccfgj nz z`g lnz nej agiz ikfg |chgceg w|kem t`czc|`ct `nj hnjg h{

ctnlkz{ qgr{ ic}

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k }n| jckem

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k zcij `gr |`g `nj ne nhnkem qcklg nej |`g fk||gj hg

k agiz n}f}nrj oglnw|g ca z`g tgctig ke z`g rcch |znrkem nz w|

ecrn |zcttgj fk||kem hg nej |nkj mc ce n| ka |`g }nezgj hg zc fggt

lchtikhgezkem gr

k oikefgj n icz nej twz h{ `nej ce `gr igm nej iccfgj nz h{ `nej

}g |nz z`grg ~wkgzi{ }kz` z`g lnz acr 7 hkewzg| }`kig z g cz`gr mkri|

tin{gj |cem| nmnke

ecrn igaz z`g rcch nej }gez wt|znkr|

nazgr >4hke| kz }n| coqkcw| |`g }n|ez ke z`g zckigz

k }nifgj wt|znkr| nej ecrn }n| |kzzkem ce z`g |znkr| `cijkem n oneek|zgr

|`g iccfgj nz hg nej |nkj }`nz z`g awlf

k inwm`gj nej |`g |nkj ec }`nz z`g nlzwni awlf

|`g |nkj `c} cij nrg {cw3 nej k zcij `gr h{ nmg nej |`g |nkj }gii

{cwrg nlzkem n| ka {cwrg ?4

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|`g }n| ~wkgz n hchgez nej z`ge }nifgj tn|z hg nej jc}e z`g |znkr|

nej mcz `gr onm arch z`g fkzl`ge

ke z`g `nii}n{ |`g |nkj kz }n| eklg hggzkem hg nej `wmmgj hg nej |`ccf

`gr `gnj nej igaz


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}g znifgj ce anlgoccf n icz nej nrrnemgj zc hggz wt nmnke nz n two

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|khce| mkriarkgej

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qkbn{ nej k mcz z grg inzg nej kz |gghgj ikfg z`grg }n|ez |tnlg nz z`gkr

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nazgr akazgge hkewzg| lnrrkg lnhg cqgr nej lniigj hg n |`kz`gnj nejn|fgj hg zc nz ign|z }nif `gr `chg }`ge |`g igaz

k }nifgj lnrrkg `chg nej |`g keqkzgj hg ke nej k hgz `gr tgz mknez |enki

|`g tcwrgj |chg oggr kezc z`g |enki| znef

z`g |enki jkjez |ggh zc og hcqkem

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gqgr{z`kem }n| egnz

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k iccfgj nz z`g |enki nej `g |zkii }n|ez hcqkem nej `g jkjez |ggh jrwef

k |nz ce z`g |can nej lnrrkg tin{gj |chg |gghkemi{ |gp{ r e o

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wejgr|zccj gqgr{z kem k }n| jckem ogzzgr z`ne k jkj

k agiz gpzrghgi{ lceaw|gj nej }nezgj zc ignqg

|`g |nkj k lcwij |zn{ ka k }nezgj

k |nkj k `nj }crf ke z`g hcrekem nej }gez `chg


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u1 }ggf| inzgr k }n| ceikeg inzg nz ekm`z nej `nj ogge jrkefkem

lnrrkg `nj tc|zgj n eg} anlgoccf trcakig tklzwrg nej k liklfgj ikfg

u< hkewzg| inzgr k rglgkqgj n jkrglz hg||nmg ce z}kzzgr |n{kem

GQG_[Z@KEM [CW JC K\ KE\KELG_G

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k jrnef hcrg rwh

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qkbn{ zc z`g two

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tct hw|kl tin{gj nej z`ge |`g t`cegj n lno

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k fk||gj `gr nej |nkj |`g |`cwij |zn{

|`g iccfgj nz hg nej z`g t`ceg rnem nmnke

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|chg }ggf| inzgr |`g aciic}gj hg ce z}kzzgr

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ceg gqgekem k `nj znfge n inrmg nhcwez ca rkznike nej zgpzgj `gr n inrmg

nhcwez ca rchnezkl z`kem| cqgr n tgrkcj ca u7`r|

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necz`gr ekm`z k zccf hjhn }kz` lniqke nej |zgqg nej hnrf (`gr gp

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tgrkcj ca u:`r|

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}g |nz nej }nzl`gj kz acr n icem zkhg nej z`g mniigr{ lic|gj nej }g nj

zc ignqg

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}g igaz nej mcz |chgz`kem zc jrkef

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|`g |nkj k lcwij lchg owz k jkjez ikfg z`g tgr|ce rgnjkem

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bw|z mc `chg

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wtk |nkj |`g iccfgj eklg nej |`g |lrg}gj wt `gr anlg

k }nifgj n}n{ nej agiz lceaw|gj nej acwej n jgnj owhoigogg ce z`g

aiccr

k tklfgj wt z`g owhoigogg nej lnrrkgj kz `chg

k mcz `chg nej twz z`g owhoigogg ce h{ occf|`gia

k |gnrl`gj h{ t`ceg nej acwej ne cij zgpz }`grg k `nj zcij rwz`

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{cw ,ikag`nlf|k agiz onj nej zgpzgj `gr z`nz kz }n| mccj zc `nem cwz nej zcij `gr nmnke

z`nz |`g iccfgj rgnii{ mccj

z`g owhoigogg }n| ce z`g |nhg |`gia acr u: hcez`| wezki kz agii caa nej

bw|z orcfg ke `nia nej k z`rg} kz n}n{


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ekffkk aciic}gj ekffk ce z}kzzgr

`gr z}ggz| }grg awee{ nej |`g |gghgj qgr{ {cwem

k njjgj `gr ce ml`nz

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|`g z`cwm`z kz }n| n `km` ewhogr

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tklzwrg|

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|`g jkjez

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nej k agiz lceaw|gj

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rgnii{ neec{gj }`ge }g jkjez }nez jg||grz

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}gez zc }crf

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trgqkcw|i{

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k }nqgj arch u? aggz n}n{

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z}c eg} {gnr| gqg| nmc k nzg |chg hnmkl hw|`rcch| nz n tnrz{ nej

znifgj zc |nkhn acr u?`cwr|

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mw{ lnez |gg }`nz| rkm`z ke arcez ca `kh

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tcik|` iccfgj ke n tnrzklwinr t`czc

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nej }ce u? hcrg mnhg|

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z}c.

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hgni%%% acr z}c.

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