Hello there! In honor of Bertie’s one-year anniversary, I am pleased to present my thoughts on the Polyamory Project Challenge, which (credit where credit is due) was created by princedeej28. If you have read my other stories, this anniversary special will seem quite dull (and unimaginatively titled) by comparison. Mostly this is because I didn’t expect to reach one whole year with this story, but it’s also because I attended Bertie’s anniversary party. Enjoy the special feature – but quietly, please – and don’t forget to turn the lights off when you leave. I have to go take about twelve aspirin and have a nice lie down with a cold compress over my eyes now.