Emily's Present

EM!!

LOVE: BRAD AND KNODLE

SO YOU’RE FINALLY 19 YEARS OLD, AND ME AND KNODLE FIGURED WE SHOULD PUT A LITTLE SOMETHING TOGETHER TO SHOW OUR MOST FOUNDEST MEMORIES OF YOU…

I BET YOU CAN REMEMBER OUR FIRST TRIP HOME HUH?

OR HOW BOUT PASSING OUT AKWARDLY ON HAYDENS LAP?

SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE WAY TOO COMFORTABLE…

WOW, HOW COMFORTABLE WAS THAT?

YOUR HAND IS SCARING ME…

NOT ONLY SLEEPING ONCE AGAIN BUT THE PINK SHIRT…REALLY?

UHH…NO COMMENT…

I DON’T THINK YOU COULD LOOK MORE UNCOMFORTABLE

KNODLE IS SOOOO COMFY ISN’T HE?

MIFFLIN WEAR YOU OUT? WELL, AT LEAST YOU LOOK COMFORTABLE HUH?…

SO THAT’S IT EM, THOSE ARE THE PICTURES THAT MADE

YOU SCARED TO RIDE HOME WITH US. THE PICTURES

THAT YOU TRIED SO HARD TO STOP US FROM TAKING BUT

FAILED. ALL PUT TOGETHER INTO A BEAUTIFUL

POWERPOINT FROM OUR ENTIRE FRESHMAN YEAR OF

COLLEGE AND NOW POSTED FOR YOU, ON FACEBOOK FOR

EVERYONE TO SEE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM, HOPE IT’S A

GOOD ONE.