Eight golf jokes for golf course appraisals

Gary Valentine

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First Guy : “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend... I had to promise my wife that I will weed her garden next weekend. ”

“That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will clean out the basement.”

“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her. ”

when they realized that the Fourth guy has not said a word.

So they ask him : “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?”

“I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: “Golf course or intercourse?”

She said: 'Don't forget your sun-block."

Wife finds out she has cancer and she

asked her Husband “ When I die will you

remarry?" “Yes,” he says,

She asks“ Will she use my car?“

“Yes,” he says.

“Will she use my golf clubs?"

The husband says, “Nope ,she's left

handed.”

A man playing golf on the 17th hole stood

at the tee to hit his shot. He made a slice

that went over the bushes, bounced on

the road and into a bus tire, which kicked

the ball back across the fairway, and onto

the green, a few feet from the hole. "How

on earth did you pull that off?" asked

another golfer. "You gotta know the bus

schedule," he said.

Tells you to keep your head down is so

you can't see him laughing.

“Fore”, shoot a six and write down five.

to play golf the way I do!

You drive hard to get to the green and

then wind up in the hole.

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We had a power outage last week and my

PC, TV and game console shut down. It

was raining so I couldn’t golf. So I had to

talk to my wife for a few hours. She seems

like a nice person.

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your Dad or your golfing

friends!