DevOps Days Austin 2014 Ignite - Analytics Wars

Analytics Wars

A not so long time ago,in a galaxy not so far, far away...

Commander, we are losing too many planets! Nobody wants to buy our destroyers!

We need to change our strategy!

OR just build another Death Star and Kill 'Em All

Uh, maybe it's not the best option for your

business…

I need Answer!

Just analyse your log files

We have tried everything…

1,000 bored to death DevOps just for ONE JUMP???

some OpenSource tools…

Are you kidding me? NO API???

Brainfuck looks so sexy…

some Analytics services

Please, share your things…

We must choose own path; no one can choose it for us.

It seems that they do not need SHOES

Eah! We tripled the number of our

HAPPY customers just in 1 month!

Master, we outnumbered!

The circle is now complete. When we start I was but the

learner, now I am the master.

And NO Stormtroopers were harmed in the making of this framework