Carlos: I want a child.-Gabrielle: We made adeal. No kids.make a deal: deal: kid: ,-Mary Alice: Tampering with prescriptions...tamper with: prescription: ...-Sullivan: File on Noah's daughter.file: Noah-Mary Alice: ... uncovering evidence...uncover: evidence: -Edie: What are we looking forlook for: -Susan: What was that-Mary Alice: ...breaking and entering...breaking and entering: ...-Rex: Bree is a lady, a very beautiful, classy lady.lady: classy:()BreeRemember, they tend to end up with doctors, not pharmacists.tend to: end up with: doctor: pharmacist: -Mary Alice: ...and a whole lot of revenge.a whole lot of: revenge: Since she was a little girl, Susan Mayer wanted to be a mother, in the worst way.little: in the worst way:Susan-Susan: OK, I'm gonna get your bottom. You're so cute, yeah!gonna:=going to bottom: cute: -Mary Alice: And from the first day she brought Julie home from the hospital...Julie-Susan: Oh! How did you... Oh, my gosh!gosh: -Mary Alice: She was. Despite her desire to do well by her daughter...Susan suffered through countless failures.despite: desire: do well: suffer through: countless: failure: ,Susan-Susan:So sorry! How did I forget you-Mary Alice: Of course, it took Susan a few years to realizeof course: course: take: a few: realize: , Susanthat even the best of parents make mistakes now and then.even: parent: make mistake: mistake: now and then: But now that Julie was a teenage girl, Susan had started to realize there was no room for error.now that: teenage: start to: no room for: eg: There is no room for hesitation. room: error: JulieSusan-Susan: Julie, what is Zach doing out there I told you not to speak to him.Julie, Zach-Julie: I'm not, that's why he's throwing gravel at my window.that's why: ... throw: gravel: -Susan: Right, that's it. I'm gonna handle this once and for all.that's it: handle: once and for all: once: ,Zach, what do you think you're... Ow! Ow! Ow!Zach!-Zach: Mrs. Mayer, I am so sorry. One pebble wasn't working, so I tried a whole handful.pebble: work: try: whole: handful: Mayer...-Susan: Ow... Ow...-Zach: I'll make it up to you.make up to: -Susan: How, will you give me your corneascornea:-Julie: Mom, lay back.lay back: lay: , -Zach: I wanted to talk to Julie. She hasn't been returning my phone calls.return: call: Julie-Julie: Well, I'm here now. What do you want-Zach: Come on, Julie. I just wanna see you again. You know. Talk, hang out.come on: wanna: =want to hang out: Juile.-Julie: Maybe it would be better if we just cooled it for a while, OKcool: for a while: -Zach: Why-Susan: You threw rocks in her mother's face. How's that for a startthrew: throw rock: -Julie: Thank you so much.I've been trying to break up with him for weeks. You finally gave mean excuse.break up with: ... finally: excuse: -Mary Alice: Yes, Susan had failed many times as a mother.fail: Susan-Julie: You did good, Mom.-Mary Alice: So she took her victories where she found them.victory: find: -Susan: You're welcome.-Mary Alice: Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane.spring: come: every: Wisteria LaneIts the time when flowers start to bloom.time: flower: start to: bloom: When butterflies emerge from their cocoons.butterfly: emerge: cocoon: When bees begin to search for nectar.bee: search for: search: nectar: Spring is also the time when a young man's fancy turns to.....obsessionalso: time: young: fancy: turn to: obsession: ...-Geroge: Hello, there.-Bree: Oh, my heavenly days! Rex, look, it's George.heavenly: RexGeorge-Geroge: Nice to see you, Bree. Dr. Van De Kamp.BreeVan De Kamp-Rex: George.George-Geroge: So, how's your healthhealth: -Rex: Not good. My cardiologist is an idiot.cardiologist: cardi: -ologistpsychologist: neurologist: idiot: -Bree: The doctor upped his dosage twice, and it's still not helping.up: dosage: twice: help: -Geroge: I'm sure it'll all work itself out. It's funny running into you both.I'm sure: work out: funny: run into: I happen to have extra tickets to a bonsai exposition in Mount Pleasant Friday night. Would you like to gohappen to: extra: bonsai: exposition: Pleasant-Bree: I would love to! RexI would love to: Rex-Rex: A whole evening of bonsai trees Wouldn't it be easier to shoot mewhole: bonsai: shoot: -Geroge: Probably.-Bree: Well, why don't we just go by ourselves, thenby ourselves: -Rex: Actually, Bree, we have that thing, Friday night.actually: Bree-Bree: What We don't have a thing.-Geroge: I think your husband's trying to say, he doesn't want you going out with me.go out: -Bree: Rex, are you still jealousjealous: Rex-Rex: No.-Bree: We dated during the separation, but we're just friends now, aren't wedate: separation:George-Geroge: Strictly platonic. But if you feel threatened...strictly: platonic: threatened: -Rex: I don't feel threatened.-Bree: Good. Then it's a date.-George: Are you going to make a purchase todaypurchase: -Bree: I have finally convinced Rex to buy his first orchid.finally: convince: orchid: Rex-George: Study up. I hate people who own precious flowers and don't know how to take care of them.study up: ()() hate: precious: take care of: -Rex: You know what I hate Weeds.weed: They pop up and you have to work so hard to get rid of them.pop up: pop: get rid of: -Geroge: I find with the right chemicals, you can get rid of almost anything.find: chemicals: RexGeorgeGeorgeRexBree,RexGeorgeBree(to Bree)see you Friday.-Saleswoman: Mrs. Solis, what a surprise. We haven't seen you in here in quite sometime.what a surprise: quite some time: Solis-Gabrielle: My husband and I went through a down-sizing phase but we snapped out of it.go through: down-sizing:down-sizingGabrielle phase: snap out of: , snap: , Life is good. Oh, and this would make it so much better!-Saleswoman: Excellent. Slip inside, see how that feels.excellent: slip: -Gabrielle: Oh! I'd love to have this in my driveway by Saturday.driveway: I'm having a big barbecue. I want everyone to see it.barbecue: -Saleswoman: How exciting. What's the occasionexciting: occasion: -Gabrielle: My husband's going-away party.going-away-Saleswoman: Really Where's he going-Gabrielle: It's a sort of government-sponsored sabbatical.sort of: government-sponsored: sabbatical: ......-Saleswoman: How long is he going to be gone-Gabrielle: Eight months. Six with good behavior.six with good behaviorbehavior: 86-Saleswoman: Isn't the leather interior wonderfulleather: interior: wonderful: -Gabrielle: It is. It is., It's just the smell's a little intense.smell: intense: -Saleswoman: It was imported from Italy. It's 100%Italian calf.import from: Italian calf: calf: -Gabrielle: I'm so sorry! It just hit me out of nowhere.hit:out of nowhere: It's so weird. Smells have been making me nauseous lately.weird: nauseous: lately.: -Saleswoman: Boobs tender Achy backboob: () tender: achy: back: -Gabrielle: Yeah. Has it been going aroundgo around: -Saleswoman: Only for centuries. I went through it carrying my eldestThe truth is,for centuries: went through: carry: eldest: you're never gonna fit a child safety seat in the back of that Spyder.fit: safety: seat: SpyderThe four-doors are much roomier.roomy: -Gabrielle: Wha...Wait, uh...I'm sorry, you...You think I'm pregnant No, I'm not pregnant.pregnant: -Saleswoman: Oh, you have all the symptoms, I just assumed.symptom: assume: -Gabrielle: Well, You assumed wrong.-Saleswoman: I'm sorry.-Gabrielle: I'm on the pill, for God's sakes!on the pill: for God's sake: -Saleswoman: OK.-Gabrielle: And I don't want a four-door. I want a sexy little convertible. I Wanna buy onenow.four-door: sexy: convertible: -Saleswoman: I'll start the paperwork.paperwork: -Gabrielle: Well, not this one. I vomited in this one.vomit: -Saleswoman: Right. We'll find you a fresh one.fresh: -Tom: Lynette!Lynette-Lynette: You forgot your Halpern file.file: Halpern-Annabel: Oh, My God. Lynette.Lynette-Mary Alice: If there was one person Lynette never expected to see again, it was Annabel Foster.expect: LynetteAnnabel FosterEight years earlier, Annabel had begged Tom to marry her.beg: marry: ...8AnnabelTomBut he told her, he wasn't the marrying kind.kind: Then one day, Tom happened to met a rising young executive by the name of Lynette Lindquist.happen: executive: rising: by the name of...: TomLynette Lindquist...And after a few torrid weeks, Tom decided perhaps he was the marrying kind after all,torrid: decide: perhaps: after all: Tomcausing an embittered Annabel to move back to Chicago. Permanently.cause: embitter: permanently: AnnabelOr so Lynette had hoped.Lynette-Annabel: You look fantastic!fantastic: -Lynette: Thank you! And you! You're here in the office. Tom's office.Tom-Annabel: Going on three months now.go on: -Lynette: Oh.-Annabel: Didn't Tom tell youTom-Lynette: It, uh... must have slipped his mind.slip ones mind slip: ...-Annabel: Ah! Afraid to tell the wife you're working with the old girlfriend, huhafraid: work with: ...I guess that makes me your dirty little secret!dirty: secret: -Lynette: Well, I'll let you get back to work. See you later.-Tom: Can't wait.-Lynette: Oh, I almost forgot. Your file. Here.file: -Edie: Hey, Paul. What's upwhat's up:Paul-Paul: Something's been nagging me, I want to talk to you.nag: Edie-Edie: OK.-Paul: That night I found you in my house. Why were you really there-Edie: You know why. I came to drop off your key.drop off: ... drop: -Paul: Some things were moved around. What were you looking formove around: look for: -Edie: What are you talking abouttalk about: -Paul: Do I have to call the policecall the police: -Edie: Do whatever you want.whatever: -Paul: Suit yourself.suit yourself: behave yourself: suit: -Edie: OK. OK! Susan made me do it.SusanShe has this fixation on why Mary Alice killed herself.fixation: Mary AliceKeeps blathering on about blackmail notes and dead babies.blather: blackmail: note: She got really hot and bothered when she found the name "Angela" written on one of your video tapeshot and bothered: hot: bothered: video tape: Angela-Paul: Did she find what she was looking forlook for: -Edie: No. You came home before she had a chance to watch the video.chance: -Paul: I see.I see: -Edie: She sort of thinks you're evil.sort of: evil: -Paul: Thank you, Edie.Edie-Mike: What was that all about-Edie: Susan Mayer's obsession with Mary Alice almost got me arrested.obsession: () arrested: SusanMary AliceNow Paul's after her. If I liked her better, I'd warn but...You know.after: () warn: Paul-Susan: Thanks.-Mike: Susan.Susan-Susan: Well... Talk to you girls later.-Mike: Still avoiding me, huhavoid: -Susan: No. No. What do you want-Mike: I heard that you and Edie broke into Paul Young's house.broke into: EdiePaul-Susan: Who told you that-Mike: Edie.Edie-Susan: Well... Yeah, we did. Um...We were just looking...It doesn't matter, it was dumb.it doesn't matter: dumb: ...-Mike: I want you to stay away from that guy.stay away from: ...-Susan: I was planning on doing that anyway.plan on doing: anyway: -Mike: Good.-Susan: Mike I know why I was planning to stay away from him. Why do you want me toplan to: stay away from: ...Mike-Mike: I just know he's a bad guy. So please don't mess with him.guy:() mess with: ...-Susan: I won't. I promise.promise: -Rex: So, I've been thinking about the pharmacist.pharmacist: -Bree: George. What about himGeorge-Rex: I don't think you should go out with him.go out with: ...-Bree: Please, he's the only friend I have who's interested in cultural things.be interested in: ... cultural: -Rex: Bree, I'm worried because he is obviously still in love with you.worried: obviously: be in love with: ...Bree...-Bree: No, he just wants to be friends. He told me so.just: be friend: -Rex: Well, what else would a man in love say He's desperate to spend time with youelse: in love: desperate: spend: -Bree: He does not seem desperate to me.seem: -Rex: I saw the way his hands trembled when you touched his shoulder.trembled: touch: shoulder: -Bree: They did-Rex: When we first started dating, the same thing happened to me.first: date: happen: -Bree: I don't remember that.remember: -Rex: Listen, continuing to see him would just give him false hope.listen: continue: false: hope: -Bree: Well, I certainly don't want to hurt him...Again.certainly: hurt: again: -Rex: No, you don't. I even think it would be a good idea to switch pharmacist.good idea: switch: pharmacist: -Bree: Really Well, OK. You know what I'm gonna miss most about himreally: gonna: =going to miss: George always has a way of making me feel good about myself.way: feel good: George-Rex: Yeah, he's a terrific guy.terrific: guy: -Bree: Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch mehoney: tremble: touch: -Rex: No. But come on, we've been married 18 years.come on: 18-Bree: Yes, we have. And you still don't know when I need you to lie.still: lie: -Gabrielle: Excuse me, this home pregnancy test is it a good oneexcuse me: home: pregnancy: test: -Ginger: I guess.guess: -Gabrielle: OK, um...do you have a rest roomrest room: -Ginger: It's for employees only.employee: -George: Oh, it's right over there, Mrs. Solis, help yourself.over there: help yourself: Solis-Gabrielle: Thank you.-George: What did I tell you about being rude to customersrude: customer: Stick a smile on your face, or I'll keep you in back where no one has to look at you.stick: smile: back: look at: Bree, what a pleasant surprise! What brings you herepleasant: surprise: what brings you here bring: BreeDidn't we fill Dr. Van De Kamp's prescription last weekfill a prescription: [] prescription: Van De Kamp-Bree: George, as it turns out, I won't be able to go with you to the bonsai expo.as it turn out: be able: bonsai: expo:[]()George-George: Why not-Bree: It would be a mistake for us to spend too much time together.mistake: spend: together: -George: Dr. Van De Kamp said something about me. What was itVan De Kamp-Bree: It doesn't matter.matter: -George: Please tell me.tell: -Bree: He said you're still in love with me.-George: That's... That's stupid. I'm not in love with you. I'm not.stupid: The truth is I'm in love with Ginger.truth: Ginger-Bree: Ginger The stock girlstock: Ginger-George: Yes. It's very serious.serious: -Bree: Oh! Why didn't you tell me!-George: Well, we're taking it slow, but she is definitely the one.take it slow: definitely: -Bree: Oh, my goodness, this changes everything.goodness: change: everything: Listen, a friend of mine is having a barbecue on Saturday. You should come.barbecue: -George: Really-Bree: Yes, and bring Ginger.Ginger-George: Ginger I don't know if she can make it.make it: Ginger -Bree: You have to bring Ginger because if Rex sees the two of you together, he'll relax.have to: bring: relax: GingerRex-Greoge: Oh. Uh...OK.,-Gabrielle: Son of a bitch!bitch: You are out of toilet paper. Bree, I'll call you later.out of: toilet: paper: call: Bree-Tom: Lynette Hey, honey! Are you homehoney: Lynette-Lynette: Three months3-Tom: God, you... scared the hell out of me.scare: -Lynette: Were you ever gonna tell meever: gonna: =going to -Tom: I wanted to, but I kept putting it off. I knew how you'd react.keep: put it off: react: -Lynette: Congratulations, you read me like a book. Why would you hire that womancongratulation: read: hire: -Tom: Well, technically, Peterson found her. I just vouched for her.technically: just: vouch: Peterson-Lynette: Tom...Tom -Tom Honey, I'm just helping her out.honey: help out: It's the least I can do. She was devastated when I left her for you. I felt bad.least: devastate: left: feel bad: -Lynette: Do you still have feelings for herfeeling: -Tom: All right, I'm not talking to you.all right: talk to: ...-Lynette: You can tell me. You still care about her, don't you Just a teeny bitcare about: teeny: bit: -Tom: I was just trying to be a good guy. That's all.try: guy: that's all: -Lynette: You can't work with her.work with: ...-Tom: What do you want me to do Quitquit: -Lynette: Talk to Peterson, he can get her transferred.talk to: ... transferred: PetersonWeren't you guys starting something up in Brazilstart up: ... Brazil :-Tom: Honey, you're crazy.crazy: -Lynette: No, I'm serious. If she stays, I will haunt your office. I'll bring your lunch every day.serious: stay: haunt: lunch: I'll bring the kids to visit, I will change diapers on your desk.kid: visit: change: diaper:( = nappy) Every birthday cake in the break room, every retirement party, I will be there watching her.birthday cake: break room: retirement: party: watch:,-Tom: Well, I'd bette get you a parking space, because she's staying.parking: space: , stay: ,-Sophie: Don't you think it spices up the roomspice up: spice: -Zach: I was just leaving you a gift. To apologize for, you know throwing gravel in your face.leave: gift: apologize: throw: gravel: -Susan: Well, you didn't have to do that.have to do: -Zach: I kind of did. See, I want us to be friends.kind of: I see: -Susan: Yeah, well...That's not gonna happen.gonna:=going to-Zach: Why not-Susan: Aside from you blinding me several weeks ago, you freaked out in my house.aside from: ... blind: several: freak out:You screamed, you threw furniture around...scream: throw: furniture: -Zach: OK, I realize that I was out of line that night. But I was upset.realize: out of line: upset: And we have to get over that, for Julie's sake.have to: get over: () for one's sake:...Julie-Susan: For Julie's sakesake: Julie-Zach: How does it make her feel that her mother and boyfriend can't get alongmake her feel: get along: -Susan: Julie does not think of you as her boyfriend.think of...as: ... boyfriend: JulieIn fact, I don't think she wants anything to do with you.in fact: anything to do with: ...-Zach: She said that-Susan: Yeah.-Zach: I don't believe you.believe: -Susan: Believe whatever you want.whatever: -Zach: It's because you tell her stuff about me, that's not true!because: stuff: true: -Paul: Zach! Come here! Right now!come here: right now: Zach! -Zach: Please. Don't ruin this for me.please: ruin: -Martha: How do you know Mary Aliceknow: Mary Alice-Felicia: Who-Martha: Mary Alice Young. She lives next door to me in Fairview.live: next door: Fairview: Mary Alice YoungShe's here in this picture with you.picture: -Felicia: That's Angela Forrest, we worked at the rehab center 15 years ago.rehab center: rehab: Angela Forrest15-Martha: Don't be dense. Don't you think I know my own neighbordense: know: own: neighbor: Felicia,-Felicia: Does this Mary Alice have childrenchildren: Mary Alice-Martha: A teenager. A boy. Whatteenager: 1319-Felicia: Angela and I worked with a very disturbed young womanwork with: ... disturbed:Angelawho gave birth to a baby boy.give birth: birth: baby: About a year later, Angela and her husband disappeared.later: husband: disappear: AngelaNot long after that, I heard that the child was missing too.not long after: hear: child: missing: People said it was just a coincidence.coincidence: But in my heart, I always hoped she had given him a proper home.in my heart: hope: proper: -Martha: Are you saying she stole the babystole:steal-Felicia: Don't look shocked, Martha. It makes your face look fat.shocked: make: look: fat: MarthaThe biological mother was a drug addict.biological: drug: addict: If Angela really is your neighbor, which I doubt, then that child was very lucky.neighbor: doubt: hen: lucky: Angela-Annabel: Lynette, hey! If you're looking for Tom, he's out with a client.kook for: be out: client: LynetteTom-Lynette: No. I actually wanted to see you.actually: -Annabel: You know, that's really funny, I was thinking the same thing.funny: the same: I've been here all this time. We should go out for lunch, the two of us.all this time: go out for lunch: -Lynette: Yeah. I'll check my book. So, Annabel...check: book: Annabel...do you have feelings for Tomhave feeling for: ...Tom-Annabel: What-Lynette: You heard me.hear: -Annabel: OK, you wanna talk about this Let's talk.wanna:=want to talk about: LynetteYes, Tom and I were in love. But he married you.in love: marry: ...TomI'm not looking to break up a happy couple.look to: break up: happy: couple:Anyway, that's rather more your speed, isn't itanyway: thats rather more your speed rather more: speed: -Office worker: Morning, ladies. Just coming in for a little more fuel.come in: fuel: ()Yup. One man's sludge, is another man's liquid gold. Well, back to the trenches.yup: sludge: liquid: gold: backto: trench: -Lynette: Watch your step. Tom and I are a team. Our marriage is rock solid.watch your step: watch: step: team: marriage: rock: solid: TomNothing you do could ever break that up.nothing: ever: break...up: -Annabel: Then why are you down here right now warning mebe down here: right now: warn: -Father Crowley: Gabrielle! What brings you down herebring you down here: GabrielleOh, sweet Mother of God, what have you done this timeMother of God: sweet: what have you done:, You're pregnantpregnant: -Gabrielle: Yes. And it's impossible, I'm on the pill.impossible: on the pill: the pill: ()Which you probably think is a sin, but it works. It's a 99.9% effective sin.probably: sin: work: effective: 99.9%-Father Crowley: Maybe it's in that one tenth of a percent that God resides.one tenth: percent: () reside: ()in, -Gabrielle: Couldn't wait to throw that in, could you God is screwing with me.wait: throw in: screw: He doesn't like the way I live my life so he's punishing me.punish: -Father Crowley: Have you done something that would warrant being punishedwarrant: The gardener I thought that was over.gardener: over: -Gabrielle: No, It was, and then...You just had to be there.My point is I'd be an awful mother. I'm selfish and self-centered...point: awful: selfish: self-centered: The only person more self-centered is Carlos.only: person: CarlosHe's so self-centered, he doesn't know how self-centered I am. We'd be terrible parents.self-centered: terrible: parent: -Father Crowley: Gabrielle, I'd like to help, but I'm not sure what it is you want.I'd like to:=I would like to help: sure: Gabrielle-Gabrielle: It's just, I wanna know, who to be angry at.wanna:=want to be angry at: -Father Crowley: Be thankful. Children are a gift, are they notthankful: gift: -Gabrielle: I don't have time for this crap, I have a party to plan.crap: party: plan: -Edie: Thanks.-Lynette: Edie, hey.Edie, -Edie: Hi.-Lynette: Wow. Things are really coming along.come along: -Edie: Yeah. Slowly and expensively.slowly: expensively: -Lynette: It'll be worth it. You're doing an amazing job.be worth: amazing: So look, you're basically... a , and I need some advice.basically: predator: advice: -I know Tom loves me, but I don't trust this woman.trust: TomI think there's an agenda there. I don't know. Maybe I'm being paranoid.agenda: paranoid: -Edie: No, no. You did the right thing coming to me. There are two ways to approach this.way: approach: First, what kind of shape is this woman inkind: in shape: -Lynette: Fantastic shape, she's gorgeous.fantastic: gorgeous: -Edie: Ok. Now there's really only one way to approach this. You're gonna have to act fast.approach: gonna:=going to have to: act: fast: -Lynette: I'm listening.listen: -Edie: It's pretty simple. When I feel threatened by a woman, I pull her in.pretty: simple: threatened: pull in: I make her my best friend.best: -Lynette: You said you didn't have any female friends.any: female: -Edie: I don't. And I've never felt threatened by another woman either.feel threatened: But the point is...Keep your friends close...point: keep close: ...-Lynette: Keep your enemies closer.enemy: closer: Tom. We're having a dinner party. I'm thinking of inviting Annabel.dinner: think of: invite: TomAnnabel-Zach: We're not moving.move: -Paul: Susan knows something. Edie said...SusanEdie-Zach: I don't care what Edie said! I'm not leaving Julie!care: ... leave: Edie BrittJulie-Paul: You wanna risk our lives, our future, over some... schoolyard crushwanna:=want to risk: ... future: schoolyard: crush: -Zach: It's more than that. Julie loves me.Julie-Paul: Then why does she refuse to see yourefuse: -Zach: Mrs. Mayer lies to her. If it wasn't for that, she would be with me.lie: -Paul: Are you sure Julie's a very special girl.sure: special: Julie-Zach: I know.-Paul: She could have just about any boy she wanted.I think you're a wonderful kid. I do, but...You're not that special, Zach. Not really.wonderful: kid: special: really: ...,Zach-Zach: She kissed me.kiss: -Paul: Lately Let's pack our bags and get out of here.lately: pack: get out: Leave this whole mess behind, and start over and there will be other girls, I promise.leave: whole: mess: start over: promise: ,-Zach: No!-Paul: If Susan goes to the police, it's over.go to the police: it's over: SusanThey'll take me away. Take you away. Don't you get thattake away: get: -Zach: If Julie doesn't love me anymore, it doesn't matter. None of it matters.anymore: it doesn't matter: none: Julie-Annabel: Oh, McGruder had absolutely no idea what was going on.absolutely: have no idea: be going on: McGruderDuring the entire shoot, he was practically holding Benson's hand!during: ... entire: shoot: practically: hold:Benson-Tom: After the way Burnham screwed him over, I'd be nervous too, My God,screw: nervous: Burnham, -Annabel: It was awful!awful: -Lynette: Excuse me, I need to get in here, so I can clear the plates.excuse me: get in: clear: plate: -Tom: You want some help, -Lynette: I'm good. Oh... Looks like we got company.look like: company: -Tom: Hey, guys. Isn't it time for bed-Lynette: Oh, they never get to see you. Let them stay up for a while.stay up: while:-Tom: OK, come here. I want you to meet someone. This Is Miss Foster.,come here: Foster- Annabel: Hi.-Lynette: She's an old, old friend of your Daddy's.-Annabel: What you got there-Porter: Its a picture we painted.picture: paint: -Annabel: Let me have a look at that.have a look: -Twin: It's all of us with Mommy and Daddy. We're really happy.-Annabel: Oh, that is so adorable. When did you do thisadorable: -Twin: Today. Mom told us to.-Lynette: I told them to paint something nice. The sentiment's theirs.nice: sentiment: -Twin: But you told us to....-Lynette: Hold on, grown-ups are talking.hold on: grown-up: -Annabel: Well, this is really neat.neat:Hey, how would you boys like to paint my portrait one dayportrait: -Twin: Sure, you're pretty.pretty: -Lynette: OK, great. So like your dad said, it's time for bed.-Tom: I'll take them back upstairs. Come on, guys.upstairs: come on: -Lynette: Thank you.-Tom: Here we go.-Annabel: I must say, your home is warm and inviting,warm: inviting: Lynetteyour children are absolutely precious.absolutely: precious: This whole evening was practically a commercial for the perfect family.practically: commercial: perfect: -Lynette: You think-Annabel: You couldn't have planned it any better. And I mean that.plan: not any better: mean: -Lynette: Good.-Paul: Hello, Susan.Susan-Susan: Paul...Hi.Paul-Paul: I understand you and Edie went snooping through my house.understand: snoop: Edie-Susan: Huh-Paul: It's OK, I'm not mad. So what do you want to know about Angelamad: ...AngelaIt was Mary Alice's birth name. She was named after her aunt Angela.birth: was named after: Mary AliceWhen she was a teenager, they fell out, so she changed her name to Mary Alice.teenager: 1319 fell out: change: Mary AliceThis was before we were married, so forgive me if I'm hazy on the details.forgive: hazy: detail: -Susan: That's it That's the explanationexplanation: -Paul: Ridiculously simple, isn't itridiculously: simple: -Susan: She changed her name because she got in a fight with her auntchange: get in: fight: aunt: That doesn't seem like something Mary Alice would do.seem like: PaulMary Alice-Paul: Neither did suicide, but we both know she did it.neither: suicide: So, can we finally put this behind usfinally: put this behind: Or do you need to break into my home for anything elsebreak into: anything else: -Susan: Uh...No. Um...I'm good, thanks....Though, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to see that videotape I found.though: mind: videotape: The one marked Angela. It would be nice to see Mary Alice when she was young.marked: nice: AngelaMary Alice-Paul: I'm afraid that box of tapes was thrown out with the trash.I'm afraid: box: threw out: trash: -Susan: OK, then.-Paul: Susan, I'm serious when I say, I hope you'll leave my family alone now.serious: leave alone: SusanThis endless suspicion of yours has become very tiring.endless: suspicion: tiring: -Susan: Yeah, I couldn't agree more.agree: -Annabel: Oh, that's my cell. Sorry. OK. My God, it's Peterson. Excuse me.cell: cell phonePeterson-Tom: PetersonPeterson-Annabel: Hello Yeah. -Tom: So, that was quite a show you put on tonight.quite: show: put on: tonight: -Lynette: Show-Tom: The boys paintings, all these references to how happy we arepainting: reference: -Lynette: Why not subtly remind Annabel you're happily marriedsubtly: remind: Annabel-Tom: It wasn't subtle. And it's an insult to me.insult: -Lynette: I did not mean it that way.mean: -Tom: Are you so insecure that you have to pull that crapinsecure: pull: crap: -Lynette: Keep your voice down!voice: keep down: -Tom: It doesn't matter if she has feelings for me, as long as I'm not interested.as long as: interested: Have I ever, ever given you any reason to doubt meever: reason: doubt: , -Lynette: Anyone is capable of anything. The first time we met, you were cheating.anyone: capable: cheat: -Tom: With you! Cheating with you!...-Lynette: It's a pattern of behavior.pattern: behavior: -Tom: Give me a break!give someone a break: -Lynette: Well, what am I supposed to dobe supposed to do: You hire your old girlfriend and don't tell me about it for three monthshire: -Tom: If I'd told you on day one, you'd still jump down my throat.jump down one's throat: throat: Annabel is ancient history.ancient: history: , Annabel-Lynette: She's in the next room.next room: -Tom: How long do we have to be married, how long until you trust meuntil: ... trust: -Lynette: I trust you.-Tom: How many times have you said, "Touch another woman and I'll take the boysand you'll never see us again"touch: , -Lynette: That's just... something wives say to their husbands.wife: husband:...-Tom: Not all wives God, Lynette, you're just so convinced that I'm gonna be unfaithful!convinced: unfaithful: ,LynetteIt makes me sick, the distrust, the paranoia...You know,sick: distrust: paranoia: it seems you won't be happy until you drive me out to prove yourself right!drive out: prove: Ok, wait. Forget I said that.-Lynette: It's too late. You said it.-Tom: Then just consider it something that husbands say to their wives.consider: -Annabel: Well, Peterson's on cloud nine.cloud nine:,PetersonHe discovered some inside scoop on the Metro account.discover: inside: scoop: account: The bad news is we have to re-do the entire presentation.re-do: entire: presentation: -Tom: Tonight-Annabel: They need it first thing. Peterson says we might be pulling an all-nighter.first thing: pull an all-nighter: all-nighter: Peterson-Tom: I can't drive, I've been drinking.drive: drink: , , -Annabel: I'll drive. Come on., -Tom: Thanks.-Annabel: Don't worry, Lynette. I'll deliver him back to you, as soon as I can.deliver: as soon as I can: , Lynette-Lynette: Please do!-Carlos: Honey, take over a minute. I'm giving a speech.take over: a minute: give a speech: Make sure they stay pink like that, OKmake sure: stay: pink: , -Susan: Are you OK-Gabrielle: Oh! Yeah, I just didn't realize how disgusting meat could be.realize: disgusting: -Carlos: Everyone, I just wanted to say it means a lot to me that all of you came.mean a lot to sb.: And as you know, in a few days, I'm taking a little government-sponsored vacation.as you know: government-sponsored: vacation: Lucky for me, breakfast is included.lucky: breakfast: included: -Julie: Oh, God- Carlos: The bottom line is, I'm going to jail, and when a man goes away to jail,bottom line: bottom: go to jail: jail: which I hope none of you here ever have to do, he sees who his real friends are.real: ,So thanks.-[All] Hear, hear!hear: -Sophie: Excuse you.-George: Stay put until I need you.stay put:Don't talk to anybody, and for God's sake, don't get drunk.for one's sake: ... sake: get drunk: -Ginger: I'm supposed to be at my cousin's wedding.be supposed to do: cousin: wedding: it's not a wedding, it's a commitment ceremony. Now sit down and.....try to... fit in.commitment: ceremony: fit in: ...-Zach: I got you a hotdog.hotdog: -Julie: No, thanks, I'm full.I'm full: ,-Zach: They have a croquet set. Wanna go hit some ballscroquet: set: -Julie: No.-Zach: That's fine. I can just sit here.that's fine: -Julie: Zach. I don't wanna be your girlfriend, or hang out.hang out: ZachI want you to leave me alone, OKleave someone alone: , -Zach: OK.-Mary Alice: In that moment, while looking at the pills that had been so obviously tampered with,moment: look at: pill: obviously: tamper with: Gabrielle's nausea was suddenly replaced by an even stronger sensation: Rage.nausea suddenly: be replaced: strong: sensation: rage: Gabritlle-Rex: What are you doing-George: I'm so sorry. That was an accident.accident: -Rex: Answer my question. What are you doing here-George: I was invited.be invited: -Rex: by who-George: You know what I don't believe I have to answer to you.I don't believe: , Van De Kamp-Rex: I think you do, -Bree: What's going on here-Rex: He crashed the party. This guy clearly is not taking no for an answer.crash: clearly: take no for an answer: -Bree: It's OK. George has a girlfriend. You brought her, didn't youGeorge, -Rex: He doesn't have a girlfriend.-George: I do so. She's right over there.-Rex: That's his girlfriend-Bree: See We were worried for nothing.see: be worried: -George: So, any time you want to apologize...apologize: ...-Bree: Oh, come on, Rex. You owe George some sort of gesture.come on: owe: sort of: gesture: , , RexGeorge-Rex: Oh, what the hell.what the hell: , -Bree: Rex, have you lost your mind!lose one's mind: Rex, !-Rex: To be fair, I only pushed him.to be fair: push: -Gabrielle: Carlos! You son of a bitch! I am pregnant and it's all your fault.bitch: pregnant: fault: Carlos, , !-Edie: Wow. This is turning into one hell of a party.turn into: -Susan: Are you OK-Gabrielle: I think I can honestly say, no, I'm not.honestly: , , -Susan: I'm so sorry.-Gabrielle: Thanks.-Susan: But you know what they say about kidsThat you can't imagine having them until you do,imagine: ,and then you can't imagine life without them.It's true. All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in disguise.blessing: in disguise: -Gabrielle: I don't know who the father is.-Susan: What-Gabrielle: Yeah.-Susan: so you And John have still been...John...-Gabrielle: Yeah.-Susan: Gabby!Gabby-Gabrielle: I know, Susan, I don't know what I'm gonna do!, , Susan, -Susan: Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! That's my house!, , !, , -Gabrielle: I'll call 911!911!-Susan: Yes, that's-that's my house! Oh! Oh! Oh, my...! Look, my kitchen! Oh, it's a big fire!kitchen: ! !, , --, !, !-Fireman: Turns out, someone left the gas on, with candles burning.turns out: gas: candle: burning: -Susan: That's not possible. We don't burn candles during the day.that's not possible: burn: the day: -Sophie: Uh, well, I did have a French vanilla candle burning earlier, but...vanilla: , , ...I'm almost positive I blew it out.positive: blow out: -Fireman: You're almost positivealmost: -Sophie: Yes! I did! I did, I... I think., -, -Fireman: The fire was contained. The damage could have been far more extensive.contain: damage: extensive: , You've gotta be more careful from now on.careful: from now on: -Susan: Don't worry. We will be.-George: Bree, Hi.,Bree, -Bree: Hi. You left the party so quickly,I didn't have a chance to apologize to you for what Rex did.have a chance: apologize: RexGeorge, I'm so sorry he humiliated you in front of all those people.humiliate: ... in front of: ...,George I don't know what got into him.get into: ()()-George: Isn't it obvious He hates me.obvious: hate: -Bree: No, he doesn't hate you,, he doesn't even know you., You don't really even know him.,-George: I know this much. He's not gonna let us be friends.-Bree: Well, that's not his choice to make.choice: -George: What if he asks you not to see me any more What if he orders you not toany more: order: -Bree: Well, I decide who I need in my life, and I've decided that I need you.decide: ...And that's all there is to it.that's all there is to it-George: He could make it awfully difficult for you to spend time with me.awfully: -Bree: Well, who says he has to know how I spend my free time...-Susan : I'm having trouble with the family across the street.have trouble with: ... across the street: I think one of them, may have set a fire in my house.set a fire: And I don't know why,but I fell like it's got something to do with my friend who killed herself.fell like: something to do with: ... kill oneself: I called the police, but they didn't take me seriously.call the police: take me seriously: This family's got a secret, a bad secret.secret:I'm in over my head.I am in over my headI need you to find out everything there is to know about Paul Young and his family.find out: Paul YoungDo you think you can help me-Private investigator: As a matter of fact, I know I can.as a matter of fact: ...-Mary Alice: Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane.Wisterla LaneBut not everyone remembers to stop and smell the flowers.remember: stop: smell: Some are too busy worrying about the future.worrying about: ... future: ...mistakes they've made in the past.mistake: in the past: Others are preoccupied with not getting caught.be preoccupied with: preoccupied: -Susan: It's a window!-Mary Alice: Or thinking of ways to catch someone else.thinking of ways: catch: else: Still, there will always be a fewstill: , who remember to take a moment and appreciate what spring has given them.take a moment: appreciate: ...Just as there will always be those who prefer to sit in the dark,just as: prefer to: in the dark: brooding over everything they've lost.brood over: brood: lost:
