8 across: 3 Label attached to something. 5 Cheddar, for example. 6 Fastener with teeth. 7 Native of ancient Rome. 8 Green plant that makes a lawn. 11 Item of headwear. 12 Something you aim at. 13 Hydrogen, for example. down: 1 Retail establishment. 2 Cuddly toy, teddy _ _ _ _. 3 Squad or side. 4 Deep-red precious stone. 6 Jagged line. 9 New Testament book or deeds. 10 Indian dress. 11 Back part of foot. He he, he he! Why did the chemist hang periodic table posters everywhere? It made her feel like she was in her element! Why are chemists perfect for solving problems? Because they have all the solutions! by Neil Locker Answers Answers on Page 2 on Page 2 What do astronauts do when they get angry? Blast off! Where did the lightning bolt propose to its girlfriend? Cloud nine! What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself? A cell-fie! What did the receiver say to the radio wave? ‘Ouch. That megahertz!’ What do protons and life coaches have in common? They know how to stay positive! Ho ho, ha ha, he he! Why did hydrogen marry carbon? Because they bonded so well! If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them? Alloys! (Allies!) He he, he he! What did the limestone say to the geologist? ‘Don’t take me for granite!’ Where do chemists put dirty dishes? In the zinc!