Cocky's Grand Sandwich Hunt (Take Two)

For Louie, Emily

and Archie.

Yuk! I’ve had it with these

darn sandwiches

Cocky decided it was time for a change of diet

Yo! Any chance of a sandwich

bro?

No bro. Only rice

balls.Oi. Get out of me paddy field you 6 legged

creep.

Uh! 1.5 billion people. Where the heck is

everyone?

Oi. Leave it out. Whose shooting at

me?

Ah the mother country. Time for a pastie. I’m wasting

away

Oww. Watch were your

pointing that thing!

No bloomin food around here, just some fancy dress

party.

Ah this is the life. Kia Ora.

Any chance of a sandwich?

Oh I’m sorry Mr Cockroach, but we don’t serve

your type around here.

Just goes to show bro.

There’s no place like home.