CLASS 03-05 RELEASING THE CRIMINALS DROP NIGHT 31 JAN 03.

CLASS 03-05

RELEASING THE CRIMINALS

DROP NIGHT31 JAN 03

Diagnosis: Inverse

Amnesia

-the inability to recall facts he has not even learned yet

(This guy knows way too much

stuff!)

JASON BARTON

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Diagnosis: Hawaiian

Humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua’a

RALEN CHANG

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STEVE GIBSON

Diagnosis: Tourettes Syndrome

-the involuntary and unpredictable shouting or repeating of obscene words or phrases, repetitive vocal and motor skill tics

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Diagnosis: watch for Brief Psychotic Disorder

-sudden onset of psychotic symptoms marked by intense emotional turmoil and confusion, aka “going postal”

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JEFF GRITTER

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Diagnosis: Confabulation

-tends to make up material and fabricate stories to fill in memory gaps, common among pilots in

general, but particularly

prevalent in Lt Hall

ANDRE HALLEbonics Pilot

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Diagnosis: Autonomy Oriented Personality

- characterized by perfectionism and guilt over failure to meet standards of women

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NICK HAMILTON

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ANGELA HAUCKLittle Napoleon

Diagnosis:

Residual Schizophrenia

-has had at least one major episode of schizophrenia but is currently not displaying any major symptoms

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Diagnosis: Exhibitionism

-enough said

MATT HEPP

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Diagnosis: Avoidant Personality

Disorder

-characterized by constant feelings of

inadequacy, especially in social situations,often

compensated for by driving larger than normal (red Ford)

trucks

• - Birthing Hips- Feelings of Inadequacy- Anyone need a wedding ring

GREG KELLER

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Diagnosis: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

-the stress of living with Smokey has made his hair fall out.

AARON LANEWhite Trash Wakeboarding

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Diagnosis: Disorganized

Schizophrenia

-marked by grossly inappropriate and

disorganized speech, behavior, and affect (just

spend an hour around him)

BRANDON LEIFER

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Diagnosis: Split Personality

-We think he might be fonzy’s long lost

nephew. Look at his hair.

DENNY LEWIS

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Diagnosis: Body Dysmorphic

Disorder

- mental disorder where a person

becomes so preoccupied with his physical appearance

that it interferes significantly with social contact, employment or “other functioning”

RYAN LUCERO

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Diagnosis: Extreme Hedonist -Pleasure Seeker, aka Smokey

GREG McCANN

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Diagnosis:

Min, the Greek god of fertility

SEAN NEYLON

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Diagnosis: Shared Psychotic Disorder

-condition where one person develops a psychotic disorder and then influences another person or persons

to behave in a similar manner (ie, DJ)

LAUREN PALAGI

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Diagnosis: Alogia

- negative symptom of schizophrenia involving the failure to say much, if anything in response to

questions or comments

CLINT PALMER

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Diagnosis: Digs All Things Russian (We don’t know why either?)

ANDREW SCHWADERER

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Diagnosis: Extroversion

-personality trait involving a preference for social interaction and tendencies to be active, talkative, and optimistic, and

baking (severe understatement)

AJ SERAFINMartha Stewart

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Diagnosis: Delusional Disorder

-mental disorder where the main symptom is the

presence of at least one systematic

delusional belief (in this case, the

primary delusion is that he’s a skilled

pilot)

MARK SMITH

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TRENT TRIPPLE

Diagnosis:

Obsessive Compulsive

-characterized by preoccupation with rules, detail and organization in many aspects of life, so much so that the person is stubbornly perfectionistic

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Diagnosis: Tuff Nuts

(says so on his license plate,

we’re taking his word)

JOE WATSON

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