christmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcher christmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcher find folding instructions at persialou.com Free for personal use only santa present stocking tree 1 8 2 3 4 5 6 7 Q: Why didn’t the Christmas tree get any presents? Q: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? A: It was on the knotty list. A: Nothing. It was on the house! Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Q: What’s Santa’s favorite candy? A: Santa Klutz A: Jolly Ranchers Q:What’s the best Christmas gift? Q: Why does Santa go through the chimney? A: A broken drum. It just can’t be beat! A: Because it soots him. Q: What do you call bankrupt Santa? Q: Why is Santa so good at karate? A: Saint Nickel-less A: He has a black belt!