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Let's Learn the Alphabet!by Professor Noam Chomsky (Edited by Jesse Gmitro)
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A is for alligator (and anarchism)
His teeth go "CHOMP!"
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B is for bat (and banker)
They hang upside down!
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C is for Chomsky (and capitalism)
Hey, that's me!
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D is for dog (and democracy)
A doggy like Pugsley!
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E is for Eskimo (and empire)
They kiss with their noses!
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F is for frog (and false consciousness)
He goes "Ribbit, Ribbit!"
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G is for giraffe (and guerrilla)
He has a looooooong neck!
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H is for house (and hierarchy)
That's the place where you live!
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I is for Igloo (and imperialism)
It's a house made of ice!
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J is for Jack-o'-Lantern (and jingoism)
You make them on Halloween!
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K is for Kangaroo (and Kapital)
They bounce up and down!
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L is for Lion (and linguistics)
He goes "ROOOOOAR!!!"
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M is for mouse (and militarism)
He goes "Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
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N is for Navy (and neoliberalism)
Hey, that's you!
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O is for ostrich (and oligarch)
What a funny-looking bird!
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P is for penguin (and profiteering)
They're silly, but neat!
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Q is for quack!
(and "quotable," which i most certainly am)
Can you quack like a duck?
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R is for rainbow (and revolution)
Look at all the pretty colors!
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S is for snake (and syndicalism)
They go "hissSSSss!!"
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T is for turtle (and tyranny)
He walks really slow!
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U is for umbrella (and union)
They make sure you don't get wet!
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W is for walrus (and worker)
They have big teeth called "tusks"
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V is for vampire (and vanguard)
Don't let them get too close!
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X is for X-mas (and xenophobia)
The best time of year!
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Y is for Yipee! (and Young Hegelians)
We're almost done!
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Z is for “ZZzzZZ...” (and Zionism)
Now it's time for bed!