Cardcast - Musicals Against Humanity

8/10/2019 Cardcast - Musicals Against Humanity

1/22

Everyday for a weekwe would try to feel

__.

It's a time for makingmerry, and so I'm for

__.

What the hell's wrongwith __?

Hopelessly devoted to

__.

__, what's so

fearsome about that?

Just let me be __.

I had a dream my lifewould be __.

The version of theshow MTI licenses tochildrens' companiescuts __.

In my own little __.


2/22

I'm standing here with__ in my pocket.

Give yourself over to__.

__ is bustin' out allover.

Seth Rudetsky's

deconstruction of __.

A swath of sinner

sittin' yonder, actinglike __.

__, I'll drink to that!

What's the matter with__ today?

So you think you'reable to survive thismess by __.

Encores! Off-Centerproduction of __.


3/22

The title ofBroadway.com'snewest vlog is __.

Her name was Lola,she was __.

__ is here, inside yourmind.

Turn a teenage lust to

__.

You've got

possibilities, takes __to tell.

I don't wanna __ no

more.

__ is a metaphor forlove.

I had a dream, adream about __.

They've got me posingwith __ and __ ...some kind ofmetaphor.


4/22

You're standing in __! In 1978 God changedis mind about __.

The internet is for __.

How can I ignore __

next door?

Your daddy's __ and

your mama's __, sohush, little baby, don'tyou cry.

Except for death and

paying taxes, __ isonly for now.

In short there's simplynot a more congenialspot for __ than herein Camelot.

I can't __, I'm in tech. I don't pop my cork forevery __ I see.


5/22

There were someproblems with thesecond act, like __.

The next hit musicalwill be based on __.

Here's to the ladieswho __, everybody __.

Mama who bore me,

mama who gave me__.

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh

Uh, Cicero, __.

And suddenly, I'm

Miss __, until I wakeup and I turn back tomyself.

Everybody wants apiece of the action,everybody's talking'bout __.

As long as he needs__.

Would you light my__?


6/22

Maybe Cats couldhave worked ifWebber had added __to it.

Is he gay or __? When a Broadwaybaby says goodnight,it's __.

This world will

remember __.

__, __, one day more! Excuse me, I couldn't

help noticing thatstrange andinteresting __.

He ran into __ tentimes!

I'm as bright and asgay as __ in May.

Trouble with a capitalT, and that rhymeswith P, and thatstrands for __.


7/22

How do you solve aproblem like Maria? __

Send in __. Have you heard of theAll-American __?

I'm a __, mama. And I am telling you,

I'm not __.

Happy trails, __.

When you're anAddams, you've got tohave __.

Side by side by __. It must be a plot, 'costhey're scared that Igot __.


8/22

I am unworthy of your__.

I want to be happy, butI won't be happy, 'til I

__.

A Funny ThingHappened On TheWay To __.

__ is why we tell the

story.

In a very unusual way,

you were __.

I'm gonna shine like

__.

This is the dawning ofthe Age of __.

What does DonQuixote want ofDulcinea? __

Let __ be the RiceKrispie treat.


9/22

Oh, my love, mydarling, I've hungeredfor __.

Every story is __ story. We'd swim naked inthe sea, and then he'dtry __.

Maybe this time, I'll be

__.

What did I have that I

don't have? __

Some people can get

a thrill __ and __.

Without love, life islike __.

Come to __ wherenever never finds you.

Why are all theD'Ysquiths dying? __


10/22

I'm changing my majorto __.

A friend is a personwho most of all __.

Let's not talk aboutanything else but __.

Janet! Dr Scott! Janet!

Brad! Rocky! *grunts*Janet! Dr Scott! Brad!Rocky! __

This is ridiculous, what

am I doing here, I'm inthe wrong __!

I got you, I shot you! I

stopped it with __.

God, I hope I get __. But if, baby, I'm in thebottom, you're __.

I know it's __!


11/22

Look, I made __. It's the circle of __.


12/22

Jazz hands. A newsie. A hum-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mablemelody.

Planning to blow up

your school and fakinga suicide pact.

A dark reprise. Andrew Rannells's

perfect, perfect hair.

Another cover of "RunAway with me".

Ral Esparza. A big mess likeChess.


13/22

La Vie Boheme. Dancing around theliving room with animaginary Indian chief.

54 Below.

The old Razzle

Dazzle.

Streisand's signature

giggle.

A warlord who shoots

people in the face.

Making sure to say the"I know you do!" in"America".

An original musical. A donut with a mapleglaze.


14/22

Paul Wontorek's(perfectlyunderstandable_crush on Aaron Tveit.

Puppet sex. Patti LuPone's diction.

Waiting for a

Broadway/West Endtransfer.

Making sandwiches

on the floor.

A wedding like the

Vanderbilts have.

A heartrending showwith a misleadingly funtitle.

Hernando's hideaway. A five-minute dancebreak.


15/22

The patron saint ofIowa housewives.

Christine Ebersole'sLittle Edie accent.

A gay midget namedCarl.

A first impression. Winning the Tony for

best score and bestbook, but not bestmusical.

Claude Hooper

Bukowski.

An almost, not quite,New York sort of fairytale.

An off-colour EthelMerman anecdote.

Trading bootlegs.


16/22

Praying for yoursalvation fromdamnation.

Going out on alimerick.

Meta-musicals.

Falling slowly. Schadenfreude. Being forbidden to

produce milk.

Teen pregnancy. A knapsack full of jackafter taxes.

Judas Iscariot and hissister, Sue.


17/22

Another beau who Iknow is no rover.

Stopping the show totell at an audiencemember using a cellphone.

Killing your brother tobecome king.

Playbills. Expressing yourself. Laura Benanti's Twitter

account.

Marrying Harry, butmessing around withIke.

Audra's pronunciationof Pontchartrain in"Beautiful".

Being gay ANDEuropean.


18/22

A normal housewithout a mouse tofeed a plant or two.

A dream ballet. Someone else's skin.

TOFT. Supporting historical

character EmmaGoldman.

A bootcamp full of

guys singing falsetto.

The tip of a stay rightunder the tit.

The bitch of living. A botched sex changeoperation.


19/22

Crying over actors. Coming down withhepatitis.

FIYEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Sucking helium to hit

the high notes.

Letting go your

illusions and don'tconfuse them withdreams.

Alan Cumming's

rouged nipples.

Lots of ChristianBorle-ly movingaround.

An actual helicopter. A bushel and a peck.


20/22

Unadulteratedloathing.

Overtures. Trying to keep up witha patter song.

A male dance belt. A group of kids

singing "Tomorrow" atthe top of their lungs.

My unfortunate

erection.

Orchestrations. An enthusiastic butspiteful ensemblemember.

The haunting song ofthe Siamese twins.


21/22

Spider-Man: Turn OffThe Dark.

A good show with ashort run.

Two and a half feet ofirresistible tubular sex.

A musical number

about howheterosexual sailorsare.

Yet another jukebox

musical.

A proper double chin.

Tits and ass. Another "I want" songabout moving to SantaFe.

Protesting for racialequality.


22/22

A tired Don Juan. A good film-to-stageadaptation.

Cringing at the lyricsto "I Enjoy Being aGirl".

Trying to get adopted

as a Keenan-Bolger.

Finding out you're a

D'Ysquith.

Puns about

cannibalism.

Officially becoming acheckerboard chick.

Number seventeen,the spread eagle.

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