Botany Bay Hash House Harriers Convict Trash B2H3 Convict Trash Page 1 Run: 1573 Date: 31 October 2016 – Halloween Run (and NO, it is not a Septic tradition, if you want to be an educated Australian read the true historical origins in the latter half of this trash - latter means…. ). Hare: Nadger Location: Kirrawee Hareline Run no. Date Hare Run details On In 1574 7/11/16 Venus Crest Hotel, 114 Princes Highway, Sylvania. Southgate Shopping Centre. Menu: http://www.cresthotelsylvani a.com.au/food/ See below for details of where the run will start/bucket** (see below) Crest Hotel 1575 14/11/16 Top Bunk Olds Park Sports Club, 1 Olds Park Lane, Beverly Hills. Use the club car park Bucket: in council car park, adjacent to the club Olds Park Sports Club 1576 21/11/16 Someone TBA 1577 28/11/16 Someone TBA 1578 5/12/16 No one – volunteer NOW 1579 12/12/16 ditto
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Botany Bay Hash House Harriers
Convict Trash
B2H3 Convict Trash Page 1
Run: 1573
Date: 31 October 2016 – Halloween Run (and NO, it is not a Septic
tradition, if you want to be an educated Australian read the true historical origins in the latter half of this trash - latter means…. ).
Hare: Nadger Location: Kirrawee
Hareline
Run no.
Date Hare Run details On In
1574 7/11/16 Venus Crest Hotel, 114 Princes Highway, Sylvania. Southgate Shopping Centre. Menu: http://www.cresthotelsylvania.com.au/food/ See below for details of where the run will start/bucket** (see below)
Crest Hotel
1575 14/11/16 Top Bunk Olds Park Sports Club, 1 Olds Park Lane, Beverly Hills. Use the club car park Bucket: in council car park, adjacent to the club
**Venus’ run will start from outside the medical + dental centre, corner Princes Highway / Formosa Street, (130 Princes Highway). The lane runs
parallel to the Highway, opposite McDonald's.
Run 1573 Given my new responsibility as TM I managed to arrive at the run a good 10 minutes early - I am pretty sure this is the first time this has ever happened. A quick change out of my cycling shoes and then in through the Halloween decorations to find my instructions from Nadger.
I was concerned about the proximity of the in trail to the out trail on president avenue but Nadger was confident the hash would stick to the marked trail and not cross the busy road as it crests a hill (Nadger, you have obviously forgotten keeping the pack on trail is like herding cats.)
The pack set off, down through Kirrawee shopping centre and along past the "Brick Pit" construction site that seemed to be powering ahead. Dundee was leading the pack but tentative at every cross road expecting a check on On Back at any time. When the first check arrived on Hotham road I could not convince anyone to check North before trail was found heading south. We crossed the railway and managed to get even get Dame Nellie down the on back on Avery Ave, I was then given some abuse from the Grand Mattress for over taking but needed to get to president avenue with the front runners. As expected Nadger has been away too long as Merkin & Cold Duck led the charge to the south side of President Ave before being called back and told they would miss 1/3 of the trail is they followed the arrows there.
Took a meander past Gymea station and regrouped the pack with some clever checks and on backs on premier street.. We were then headed west on President Ave and those who
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had picked up the earlier trail did not spend any time checking at Gymea Bay Rd.. When we turned south on North West Arm rd the pack began to worry that the dreaded Wanganui hill would be greeting them, little did they know that the hare had actually set the real trail through a bush track adjacent to the tennis courts. He had set a Fit Bastards trail up the Wanganui Rd and this option was taken by 90% of the pack.
We then found the "On Home" on Forrest Rd and managed to get passed the walking pack (Moa, Spini, Goldy Etc.) who seemed to have had some success turning tricks for treats, it was quite a surprise as there was very little chatter as they sucked their sweeties.
All in all a good run & hopefully we will see Nadger, Ralph, Pram Tart & First Check during the seasonal break from Ice Hockey!!
On On Grewsome
Circle Report The RA didn’t do his history homework again (second week running, not good enough unless the dog ate it) but the wise old Scribe was a little more informed. The name was Aboriginal for “Popular” (trees) and it was once a popular place to live – until the hash hordes took over, mysterious arrows and circles appeared on footpaths everywhere, severely unnerving the locals. Even worse, on most Monday evenings, a rabble of people would appear following these strange markings yelling “On On” “Are You?” “On Back”, “Checking”, punctuated by the odd muttering of “fuck the hare” particularly on 1 : 3 inclines accompanied by very heavy breathing. Who were these people? Witches & Warlocks? Heathens? Deciding they did not want to hedge their bets except on Melbourne Cup Day, many moved out and Kirrawee remains a B2H3 stronghold. The better news is Kirrawee is going up a notch in the popularity stakes – soon to open is its very own Pub and the disenfranchised locals will be lured back. Bad news is: we have enough freaking runs in the Shire, we don’t need an excuse for more ..
Run Report The RR this week was Pig: Absolutely fantastic run although he had seen all the streets before and many, many times (his words, not mine!). The out trail was very close to the in trail and using his local knowledge, Pig managed to avoid the big hill and awarded the run 8 out of 10
Visitors: - Digit Digester, Edwardo (apologies, could not read my
writing last week and still not sure I have your name right) Hellier Smellier (ditto)
Athlete: - Spinifex – 800 runs – well done!
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Prickette and Prick nominations
Goon – Spini- Goon had the pleasure of her company on the 7 Bridges walk last Sunday. At least he thought so until she told him she had never seen a decent looking penis. For the next 21k Goon’s ears burned with the explicit details of every single imperfect male appendage she had ever seen. BLONDIE – invited a couple of friends on the 7 Bridges walk, one got cramp the other was wearing jeans, got too hot, knees too sore. Would they get on the bus and take the easy way out? NO, Blondie had to baby sit them all the way around. Was she happy? NO, will she ask her friends again? NO FUCKING WAY!!! SPINI – BLONDIE - after the Bridges walk, they regrouped at the Glenmore Hotel but due to Blondie’s enforced babysitting duties she was a late arrival. When they finally managed to stagger and limp out of the establishment they made the fatal mistake of going past a cocktail lounge, doors wide open, so Blondie’s in like Flynn ordering Expresso Martinis – caffeine took hold and was she ready to party! Unfortunately, second wind was hers alone, the rest were too stuffed. GOON – GOLDMARK AND GRENADE – they live the closest but were the last to arrive. Goldmark didn’t even get to Nadger’s house, found loitering, head down, next to an ATM, didn’t realise the trail went straight past her so she was caught. Bad hair & witch’s hat kinda gave her away but to her credit, she shouldered her backpack and joined the pack. Grenade, however, was only seen at the bucket – at least by the Scribe (your indignant protestations will fall on deaf ears, Grenade, don’t waste your breath). KIZZME – sweeties were given out by Pram Tart and First Check, not dissimilar to a baby’s dummy. LA noticed that Kizzme had not touched hers – it was being kept under wraps for emergency purposes – ie: to give to DN when she wanted some peace and quiet. DUCK – PIG: They were on trail together when an attractive young lady approached and walked past them. Pig in his usual subtle, quietly spoken and genteel manner, said “Nice Puppies” Note: SHE DID NOT HAVE A DOG. LOAN ARRANGER – DAME NELLIE: LA wanted to know how he managed to drink through a straw (DN was wearing a very attractive mask with a very winsome smile). You should have been nominated, LA, for asking such a stupid question, Dame Nellie can drink through anything! LOAN ARRANGER – QR: asked LA “who you are wearing?” (slashed T-shirt showing off manly chest plus tantalising nipple glimpses). LA, being the wit he is, said “so I can keep you abreast of the situation” which prompted QR to remark that he had not yet read the Trash… (why do I bother?).
19/2/17 to 26/2/17 Nash Hash- Ballarat, VIC www.goldrushnashhash.com.au
14/9/18 to 16/9/18 Mother Hash 80th. Anniversary – Kuala Lumpur
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Note from Cold Duck - “For those going to Nash Hash in Ballarat next February, some of us have booked a Hotel, if anyone else wants to stay there. It’s Ballarat Lake Inn – www.lakeinnballarat.com.au, email [email protected], or call, 03 5338 8344. B2H3 Committee: