DOWN HOME BREAKFAST Served ALL DAY Every dangold Day FRIED EGG BREAKFAST SANDWICH 4.80 Choose your bread: Texas Toast, Dave’s Killer Bread or GlutenFree Choose your two additions: Cheddar, Swiss, Cream Cheese, Sausage Patty, Fried Ham, Fried Bologna, Veggie Sausage add 1.40 Tomato, House Pickles, Grilled Onion BISCUIT BITCH Biscuit and Gravy SPECIALTIES Straight-Up Bitch- Biscuit and Sausage Gravy or Vegetarian/GlutenFree Shitake Mushroom Gravy 6.00 Easy Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy topped with 2 Eggs Over Easy 7.20 Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch - Biscuit and Gravy, Eggs & Grits smothered in Cheese 7.90 Hot Mess Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy, Eggs and Grits smothered in Cheese, topped with a Grilled Louisiana Hot Link and Jalapenos 10.80 Cheesy Pork n’ Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy smothered with Cheese and Crispy Crumbled Bacon 7.40 Smokin’ Hot Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy smothered in Cheese and topped with a Grilled Louisiana Hot Link & Jalapenos 8.90 Smokin’ Hot Seattle Bitch- Biscuit and Gravy topped with a Grilled Louisiana Hot Link, Cream Cheese and Grilled Onion 8.90 NO GRAVY BITCHES Bitchwich(V) Biscuit Sandwich with Egg, Cheese and Sausage, Ham or Bacon 5.40 Egg & Cheese only (V) 4.20 Bitch Diner Breakfast 2 Eggs, Fried Ham or Sausage Patties served with a BigAss Biscuit with butter and jam 7.20 Canadian Bitch Biscuit, Maple Peanut Butter, Bacon, Eh? 5.30 Buttered Up Bitch(V) Biscuit with Butter and Jam 2.80 Nutty Bitch (V) Biscuit, Banana, Nutella 5.30 Make your Bitch Veggie or GF by substituting Morningstar Farms Veg Sausage Patties (1.40) for meat or GlutenFree Bread (N/C) for toast or Biscuit on any item . Our Shitake Mushroom Gravy is both Vegetarian and GlutenFree! SANDWICHES Served WEEKDAYS 11am to 8pm THE TAMPA CUBAN Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Ham, Genoa Salami, Swiss, House Pickles, Yellow Mustard on French roll. Pressed. 7.90 THE CHARLESTON Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Carolina Mustard Slaw on toasted French Roll 7.80 THE SEATTLE PO’ BOY Louisiana Hot Sausage, Cream Cheese, Grilled Onion, House Pickles, Tomato, Carolina Mustard Slaw on toasted French Roll 7.40 THE AUSTIN Fried Bologna, Cheddar, Mayo, Potato Chips on grilled Texas Toast Garlic Bread. Side of Mustard Slaw, House Pickles, Sliced Tomato & Pickled Jalapenos 7.70 ROYAL MEMPHIS Maple Peanut Butter, Banana, crispy Bacon grilled on Texas Toast or Dave’s Killer Bread. (Substitute Veg Bacos no charge) 6.00 THE ASHEVILLE (V) BlackEyed Pea Hummus, Tomato, melted Swiss topped with Collard Greens. Toasted French Roll. Side of Carolina Mustard Slaw 7.50 SAVANNAH BRUNCH ROLL (V) 2Egg Omelet, Melted Swiss or Cheddar, Tomato, Onion. Toasted French Roll. 6.30 (Add fried ham or Collard Greens 1.40) WELL LOOKY HERE MA, IT’S A QR CODE THINGAMAJIGGY SO WE CAN LIKE BISCUIT BITCH ON FACEBOOK EASIER THAN SLIDING BACKWARDS OFF A GREASED LOG! like us on facebook, get a free sticker! DINER-STYLE PLATES Served WEEKDAYS 11am to 3pm BIRMINGHAM MEAT-N-THREE Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Mustard Slaw, Baked Cheesy Grits, Collard Greens, Homemade Biscuit 9.70 THE MAYBERRY (GF) (V) Baked Cheesy Grits, Shitake Mushroom Gravy, Collard Greens 7.90 THE FLORIDA CRACKER Homemade Biscuit topped with Mojo Criollo House Roasted Pork, Egg over Easy, Hot Sauce 7.90 Make your lunch GlutenFree! Substitute GlutenFree Bread for Bread or Biscuit on any menu item at no charge. (V) = Vegetarian (GF) = GlutenFree VEGETARIAN SIDES (ALL GLUTEN-FREE) 2.80 each Served WEEKDAYS 11am to 3pm Baked Cheesy Grits Collard Greens Carolina Mustard Slaw GLUTEN-FREE HOUSEMADE TREATS GLUTEN-FREE PEANUT BUTTER BARS GLUTEN-FREE OATMEAL PIES FOOD COURT’S GLUTEN-FREE, VEGAN COOKIES Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter SOUTHERN-STYLE Fresh Brewed Iced Tea Sweet or Unsweetened Tea, Peach, Blackberry or Arnold Palmer (½ Lemonade, ½ Tea) Just 2.50 Any Size! WE ARE A PORK AND FAKE PORK PRODUCT ESTABLISHMENT ALL OF OUR MEAT PRODUCTS ARE UNICORN SAFE