Bad grammar

Baaaaaaaad Grammer :o/

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Example 01

its time 2 eat sarah cos i’s starvin?!

ZOMG! youve gone proper zomby cannibal like…run away….

Luke:

Sarah:

WOT! RU Krazy???Luke:

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Example 02

But I am youre father luke – darth vader announced,

No but U cant B!!! Its just untrue --- luke replied…

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Example 03

Example 04

harry potter is a very fantastic player when he plaid quidditch yesterday – said hagrid today

Example 05

Them silly birds - theyre just protecting there own interestz

Them piggs over their our stealing are eggs!

Example 06

Coming over to maccdee’s 4 a burger & fries /10 minutes :OD

Sure thing bro. I is actually totally starvin right now. Laterz.

Luke:

Simon:

Example 07

Well’ baldy go were know one has been B4…

wel’l respect the UNIVERSE and all the Aliens that live their.

Example 08i am groot… Listen – I dont care who UR – just thro

me over the guns + ammo

Example 09

Hey Pops – were R you’re legs gone to??!NEVERMIND that – what about them cats and there horrid Furballs; makes me Sick!

Example 10

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