Art School Confidential English subtitles.

8/19/2019 Art School Confidential English subtitles.

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100:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,296I am a genius.

200:01:10,303 --> 00:01:14,262I am the greatest artistof the 20th century.

300:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,901My name is Pablo Picasso.

400:01:17,944 --> 00:01:20,412I pretty much invented modern art.

500:01:20,613 --> 00:01:23,241And I do weird, abstract paintings...

600:01:23,450 --> 00:01:27,784...even though I can paint totally

realistic, if I wanted to.

700:01:27,987 --> 00:01:31,286Also, even thoughI'm super short and bald...

800:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,460...I am able to have sexwith any beautiful woman I want...

9

00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,788...just because I'm so great.

1000:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,908Come here.

1100:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,881Look.

1200:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,882

- Pretty good.- Thanks.

1300:02:05,892 --> 00:02:10,488Some day, if you get famous,this can be worth a lot of money.

1400:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,697


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You're wasting your time, Jerome.

1500:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,768You gotta set your sightson a more realistic girl.

1600:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,132Shit, here comes Stoob.

1700:02:20,340 --> 00:02:24,333Hey, pencil-prick, thanks for helpingme with that poster for Erikson's class.

1800:02:24,544 --> 00:02:27,104- He said I was a natural artist.- A natural scam artist.

1900:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,372Got that right, queer-bait.

2000:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,280What's this?

2100:02:32,051 --> 00:02:35,851- Are you jacking off in school now?- It's a college brochure, you moron.

2200:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,387What college has a naked chick

for a teacher?

2300:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,991She's an art model, you stupid ape.

2400:02:41,394 --> 00:02:44,090Hey. You're all right, Platz.

2500:02:54,407 --> 00:02:58,036I don't know, Jerome. It just seems

a little too good to be true.

2600:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,572Don't you think?

2700:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,429Fucking shit!


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2800:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,704Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2900:05:13,913 --> 00:05:17,349It's based on the whole thingwith the campus murder, but...

3000:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,609Hell no, it ain'tno boring-ass documentary.

3100:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,844Look, forget that shit, okay?

3200:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,718Yeah, fucking A, there's gonnabe tons of action, are you kidding me?

33

00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,885- You're an art major?- Yeah. Drawing and painting.

3400:05:30,096 --> 00:05:34,055- What are you guys?- I'm fashion. He's film, I guess.

3500:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,861Are you for real?You're shitting me, right?

3600:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,231- Well, yeah.- God, this is so depressing.

3700:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,772- Why, what's wrong?- I just really, really miss my girlfriend.

3800:05:42,975 --> 00:05:46,411

One hundred percent.Yeah, you won't be sorry.

3900:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,170I love you too, Grandpa. Yes!

4000:05:48,815 --> 00:05:51,409Yes! I'm so fucking pumped!


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4100:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,517- I'm Vince.- Hi. Jerome. How are you?

4200:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,351- What's your name again?- Matthew.

4300:05:56,556 --> 00:05:59,184God, I'm so fucking jazzed.I get to make my movie.

4400:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,921That's fantastic.

4500:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,897- You guys freshmen?- Yeah.

4600:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,466- You a sophomore?- Junior.

4700:06:09,669 --> 00:06:12,399It's all right.You listen to me, you'll be okay.

4800:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,596

Why do you still live in the dorm?

4900:06:16,976 --> 00:06:20,412A lot of juniors still live in the dorm.What's wrong with that?

5000:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,497That guy's some hot shitsculpture major.

51

00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,900I have never seenso many beautiful girls.

5200:06:49,842 --> 00:06:53,175This is nothing. Dude,you should've seen last year's crop.

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00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:55,472Enrollment's way offsince the murders.

5400:06:55,681 --> 00:06:57,740- What murders?- You're shitting me, right?

5500:06:57,984 --> 00:07:01,147I heard about it. Somebody killeda guy on campus, or whatever.

5600:07:01,354 --> 00:07:05,051Yeah. Three peoplein the neighborhood since March.

5700:07:06,292 --> 00:07:10,126You're fucking with me. You've neverheard about the Strathmore Strangler?

5800:07:10,329 --> 00:07:11,990He killed a guy, like, 10 days ago.

5900:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,063- Are you from out of state?- The suburbs.

6000:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,235Then you have no excuse.

6100:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,767What about Richard Natwick?

6200:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,766- Jesus.- Sorry, I don't really follow the news.

6300:07:22,208 --> 00:07:26,372Okay, I'm gonna give you the story...You gotta pay attention.

6400:07:26,813 --> 00:07:30,806Because this story is huge.This is, like, national news, man.

6500:07:31,017 --> 00:07:32,314I'm listening.


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6600:07:34,854 --> 00:07:38,085Just after the first murder,there's this guy, Richard Natwick.

6700:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,659He's, like, some second-yearpainting major.

6800:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,329Does these stupid-assword paintings.

6900:07:44,530 --> 00:07:48,193He has a show at the student center.Cops send some guys to check it out.

7000:07:50,236 --> 00:07:53,763But they're not used tothis kind of artsy bullshit, right?

7100:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,067- Fucking...- Cut your shit.

7200:07:57,443 --> 00:07:59,104Get used to being bent over, prick.

7300:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,303So then a couple of professors

freak out.

7400:08:01,514 --> 00:08:04,210And before you know it,he's like a fucking martyr.

7500:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,576Art is not a crime! Art is not a crime!

7600:08:07,787 --> 00:08:10,347

Of course, it turns outhe's completely innocent.

7700:08:10,556 --> 00:08:12,786And the cops have to totally eat shit.

7800:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,825- So, what happened to him?


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- He had his 15 minutes of fame.

7900:08:16,028 --> 00:08:19,623Then he got hurt real bad insome crazy-ass performance art thing.

8000:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,459Okay...

8100:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,032...hit the juice.

8200:08:23,769 --> 00:08:25,862Anyway, you gotta read my script.

8300:08:26,072 --> 00:08:28,905I mean, it's all in there.It's totally huge.

8400:08:29,408 --> 00:08:32,502So, what, you don't get the paperin the suburbs?

8500:08:35,915 --> 00:08:39,351I mean, for all they know,the killer could be from the suburbs.

8600:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,247Those cops, they don't know shit.

8700:08:49,161 --> 00:08:51,322So, what, you're a drawing major?

8800:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,229Yeah. Drawing and painting.

8900:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,763That's awesome.

9000:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,834I hear you guys get to seetons of naked vagina.

9100:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,873Okay, Leslie.Time to work your magic.


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9200:09:02,074 --> 00:09:03,439First pose, people.

9300:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,675We're gonna hitthe ground running.

9400:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,211Okay, first pose.

9500:09:14,754 --> 00:09:19,851I don't have any particular wisdomto impart to you people, except this:

9600:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,253These four words:

9700:09:21,460 --> 00:09:25,055

Don't have unrealistic expectations.

9800:09:25,264 --> 00:09:28,131If you wanna make money,better drop out right now.

9900:09:28,334 --> 00:09:32,532Go to banking schoolor website school.

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00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,070Anywhere but art school.

10100:09:35,274 --> 00:09:38,675And remember,only one out of 100 of you...

10200:09:38,878 --> 00:09:42,211...will ever make a living as an artist.

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00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,969Hello?

10400:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,770Yes.

10500:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,634Ah, Lorenzo.


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10600:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,571No. Absolutely, yes...

10700:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,575Sandy, can I get a break up here?

10800:10:15,414 --> 00:10:17,177Take a break. Five minutes.

10900:10:19,585 --> 00:10:23,419Are you kidding? I would absolutelylove to have you look at it.

11000:10:26,058 --> 00:10:31,587No, because I feel like I've reallyturned a corner with this latest series.

111

00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,167In January?

11200:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,232Yeah, yeah. I'm sure I could.

11300:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,133I mean, I don't think my plateis completely full.

114

00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,338Well, I'd be happy...

11500:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,282No, of course not.

11600:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,388Hi.

11700:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,285

- Really pretty, what you're doing.- I gotta go.

11800:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,175Jesus.

11900:11:20,212 --> 00:11:23,909Why are the people in these freshman


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classes exactly the same every year?

12000:11:24,116 --> 00:11:25,481Look.

12100:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,243You got the vegan holy man.

12200:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,912The boring blowhard.

12300:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,491- The angry lesbian.- Professor?

12400:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,025Professor? Professor?

125

00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,422And here, you got kiss-ass.

12600:11:37,630 --> 00:11:41,361I wanted to tell you that I looked upsome of your paintings on the Internet.

12700:11:41,567 --> 00:11:45,230- I thought they were really terrific.- You get an "A" for the class.

12800:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,538And Mom.

12900:11:49,308 --> 00:11:53,267I feel that I am finally about to ripen.

13000:11:53,479 --> 00:11:54,912Artistically.

131

00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,842Mom's youngest just left the nest...

13200:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,019...so she's ready to exploreher creative side.

13300:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,687


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How do you know all this stuff?

13400:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,723Because I'm a living clichéjust like the rest of these guys.

13500:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,418I'm the guy who keeps dropping outand changing majors...

13600:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,927...because he's afraidhe really sucks at everything.

13700:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,056So who am I?

13800:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,768I don't know.

I haven't figured you out yet.

13900:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,239Jesus.

14000:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,578Who's the weirdo?

14100:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,252Professor? Professor?

14200:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,090Professor Okamura?

14300:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,027What is your attendance policyfor this class?

14400:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,627I...

14500:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,304...don't...

14600:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,030...care...

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00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,239...if you come to class or not.

14800:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,776This is ready for the kiln.

14900:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,144Let me see if I got this right:

15000:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,583You're the guythat never got laid in high school.

15100:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,019So you came hereto try to bone your way through...

15200:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,851...an endless lineup of art skanks.

15300:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,792Not exactly. I mean,I really do wanna be an artist.

15400:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,096A great artist, you know, if possible.

15500:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,326Which enables you to bone your way

through a lineup of art skanks.

15600:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,199So why wait, man?Art school's like a pussy buffet.

15700:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,374I don't want just any girl.

15800:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,273

All right.

15900:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,008There she is.

16000:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,979There is the beautiful beatnikart chick of your dreams.


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16100:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,280- Yeah, so?- So ask her to borrow something.

16200:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,116It's the easiest thing in the world.

16300:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,125Want me to teach you?Daddy will bring you there.

16400:13:49,695 --> 00:13:50,923- Jesus...- Come on.

16500:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,505Hi...

16600:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,700Do you think I could borrowyour pencil?

16700:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,970Why?

16800:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,978- What for?- Doesn't matter, it was a stupid idea.

16900:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,741Oh, my God.

17000:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,081You have the most beautiful eyes.

17100:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,356You have to let metake a picture of them.

17200:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,752Okay.

17300:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,468How about pizza?Do you wanna go get pizza?


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18700:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,303It's just my old man.

18800:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,242Are you serious?

18900:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,511You've never been laid before?

19000:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,714It just hasn't worked out yet.I have very high standards.

19100:16:01,493 --> 00:16:04,087Man, I gotta take you outwhore-busting some night.

192

00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,094We gotta remedy this situationbefore it gets any worse.

19300:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,392Maybe you have issuesthat make it difficult...

19400:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,695...to feel comfortablewith your own sexuality.

19500:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,930Could be, I guess.

19600:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,506You guys know whatwhore-busting is, right?

19700:16:18,510 --> 00:16:22,344You leave the money on the dresser,

fuck the whore and go to sleep.

19800:16:22,548 --> 00:16:26,814You wake up, not only is your moneystill there, but she's left you a tip.

19900:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,351It's the fucking


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greatest deal ever, man.

20000:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,254Crackheads aren't so good.

20100:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,587Their tip is a little glass pipeand a piece of tinfoil.

20200:16:36,795 --> 00:16:40,959You don't want that shit. Get a nicecall girl or something, you know?

20300:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,898You fuck a lot of chicks, Matthew?

20400:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,128Yeah, I figured, man.

20500:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,239Fashion, and all that shit. Models...

20600:16:50,609 --> 00:16:54,340Crack whores, call girls, strippers...

20700:16:54,546 --> 00:16:58,107We could bust some stripperstogether, that'd be fucking awesome.

20800:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,856What is art?

20900:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,789Is this art?

21000:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,728Or this?

211

00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,732Or this?

21200:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,303Who's that?

21300:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,936Ignore that. That's a mistake.


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21400:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,512Hamlet. War and Peace.

21500:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,948"Beethoven's 9th". Guernica.

21600:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,646These are works which hold as muchemotional resonance today...

21700:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,949...as they did at the timeof their creation.

21800:17:40,159 --> 00:17:44,027What makes a work of art timeless?What qualities must it possess?

21900:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,297- Yes?- Everything on your list...

22000:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,467...was done by a dead white male.

22100:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,226I noticed that too.

22200:17:51,437 --> 00:17:55,134To be clear, they were not yet deadwhen they created those works.

22300:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,035You're just playing intothe patriarchy.

22400:17:57,242 --> 00:18:01,144The history of art is largely about

the implementation of masculinity.

22500:18:01,346 --> 00:18:04,782- That is such bullshit.- Part of some Darwinian imperative.

22600:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,213Most artists become artists


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because...

22700:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,216...they have no wayto attract a mate.

22800:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,889I hardly thinkI'm the first to point out...

22900:18:12,091 --> 00:18:16,494...that the vast preponderanceof artists are, shall we say...

23000:18:16,695 --> 00:18:19,255...physiologically deficientin some way.

23100:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,770

Dribble the ball, Hurst!

23200:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,972Please don't yell.

23300:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,611- Going to Marvin Bushmiller's talk?- Yeah, are you?

23400:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,246

We better get there early.

23500:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,473It's weird how he's so famous.

23600:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,209I used to see him around Strathmorewhen I was a freshman.

23700:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,944

I saw his show at Broadway Bob's...

23800:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,850...now he's onthe cover of Artforum.

23900:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,117- Well, that's how it works.


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- Platz! Get in there.

24000:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,522Mr. Bushmiller, The New York Timeshas called your work:

24100:18:54,900 --> 00:19:00,099"An expedition to the far contoursof an evolving techno-culture."

24200:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,537With that in mind, where do you seeart headed in the 21st century?

24300:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,305"Art" who?

24400:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,911No, really, that's such...

24500:19:11,116 --> 00:19:12,515...a stupid question.

24600:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,050Why don't youask me something relevant.

24700:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,553Ask me how much money I have

in the bank, or...

24800:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,791Did you learn anythingat Strathmore?

24900:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,692Yes, I learned many things.

25000:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,891

I learned that the facultyis made up of old failures...

25100:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,900...who teach only becausethey need the health insurance.

25200:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,436


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Present company excluded,of course.

25300:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,871I was about to say.

25400:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,039David was too busy trolling the hallsfor fresh meat to worry about health.

25500:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,848What advice would you giveto a young artist...

25600:19:51,056 --> 00:19:54,890Shut up. There's only one questionany of you wanna ask.

25700:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,859

You wanna know what it would taketo turn you into me.

25800:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,697Well, listen closely, becauseI'm gonna give you the answer.

25900:20:03,735 --> 00:20:07,000In order to be a great artist...

260

00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,836...you simply have to bea great artist.

26100:20:12,044 --> 00:20:16,572There's nothing to learn, so you're allwasting your time. Go home.

26200:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,514Why are you such an asshole?

26300:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,790Now, that's a great question.No, it really is.

26400:20:27,859 --> 00:20:31,556I am an assholebecause that is my true nature.


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26500:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,455Maybe it's everybody's true nature.

26600:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,759Every one of you looks likea fucking asshole, but who knows?

26700:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,903The difference betweenyou and me is that...

26800:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,938...I have gained the freedomto express my true nature.

26900:20:43,742 --> 00:20:47,473And what could be more beautifulthan truth and freedom?

27000:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,219Another day, another dollar.

27100:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,552Hello, Larry.

27200:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,189Oh, by the way...

273

00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:09,663...are you and Lois gonna be freethe night of January 18th?

27400:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,799How the hell should I know?

27500:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,235Well, I have to dothis little gallery thing.

27600:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,341Lorenzo Massengalehas been torturing me...

27700:21:18,810 --> 00:21:22,837...to put my new series of paintingsin his new space...


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29100:22:14,399 --> 00:22:15,832Sorry I'm late.

29200:22:16,702 --> 00:22:17,896Hello, dear.

29300:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,638Looks like this is our lucky day.

29400:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,140I'm sorry, Sandy,I'm just dying for a cigarette.

29500:24:11,349 --> 00:24:14,375Yes, absolutely.Five-minute break.

29600:24:20,692 --> 00:24:22,284

I'm gonna go to the john.

29700:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,189Let me borrow this.

29800:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,590All right.

29900:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,821She smiled at you, how sweet.

30000:24:58,864 --> 00:25:00,525You've seen her before?Who is she?

30100:25:00,732 --> 00:25:05,192Don't get your hopes up.She's prime real estate, my friend.

30200:25:05,403 --> 00:25:06,927

Hey, faggots.

30300:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,133What a cute couple.

30400:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,264I think they like us.


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30500:25:11,910 --> 00:25:15,607- Is she a student or just a model?- Can we forget about her for a minute?

30600:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,510We're about to havea life-changing experience here.

30700:25:33,064 --> 00:25:34,622Jimmy, it's Bardo.

30800:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,596Brought someone over to meet you.

30900:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,905I got a bottle of Slivovitz here.

31000:25:50,115 --> 00:25:54,108

It's 80 proof, made in Poland,imported by...

31100:26:04,162 --> 00:26:05,720Boys, welcome.

31200:26:08,667 --> 00:26:12,262I'm afraid you've interrupted mein the middle of one of my shows.

313

00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:13,966This is Jerome.

31400:26:14,539 --> 00:26:17,064Hi, nice to meet you.Thank you for having us.

31500:26:17,475 --> 00:26:18,806A pleasure.

316

00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,372Isn't this a great place?

31700:26:27,886 --> 00:26:29,513Jimmy's got rent control.

31800:26:35,860 --> 00:26:37,919So Jerome here...


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31900:26:38,129 --> 00:26:39,994...wants to be a great artist, Jimmy.

32000:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,232How terrific.

32100:26:46,571 --> 00:26:49,836Jerome, are you exceptionally skilledas a cocksucker?

32200:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,673It wasn't a rhetorical question.

32300:26:53,878 --> 00:26:56,506Are you a great artistwhen it comes to fellatio?

324

00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,118No.

32500:27:04,322 --> 00:27:05,846No, I guess not.

32600:27:07,325 --> 00:27:08,917Well, that's no good.

32700:27:13,098 --> 00:27:15,532

So who do you like?

32800:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,966Who's your favorite artist, Jerome?

32900:27:29,414 --> 00:27:31,882- Maybe Picasso.- I see.

33000:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,482

Very good.

33100:27:34,452 --> 00:27:36,716Our old friend...

33200:27:36,921 --> 00:27:38,479..."pick-asshole."


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33300:27:39,124 --> 00:27:41,285The nasty little dwarfwho went his whole life...

33400:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,654...without a single original thought.

33500:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,031I presume you're joking, right?

33600:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,564Jimmy's a Strathmore grad.

33700:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,768Just look at me now.

33800:27:57,909 --> 00:28:01,072Just think, Jerome.

One day, this could all be yours.

33900:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,340You're going places, young man.I can feel it.

34000:28:05,583 --> 00:28:08,916But you need to take some lessonsin sucking cock and licking ass.

341

00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:13,079Otherwise, you might find yourselfrotting away in some shithole...

34200:28:14,626 --> 00:28:18,118...postponing suicide for the slimchance that you might one day...

34300:28:18,329 --> 00:28:22,060...possibly see some glorious plagueor pestilence...

34400:28:22,267 --> 00:28:25,498...bring horrible sufferingto your hateful species.

34500:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,105What are you smiling about?


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34600:28:34,312 --> 00:28:36,246Laugh away, laughing boy!

34700:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,443I will stomp your gutstill they shoot out your ass!

34800:28:39,651 --> 00:28:43,246I will bury you aliveand shit on your grave!

34900:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,259Okay, boys. Show's over.

35000:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,902I have to get backto my masturbation.

351

00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,947Isn't Jimmy great?

35200:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,741Yeah, definitely.

35300:29:18,556 --> 00:29:20,490Self-portrait.

35400:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,627

Starting next week...

35500:29:27,832 --> 00:29:32,531...I will be selecting the most effectivework from each session...

35600:29:32,737 --> 00:29:34,796...and placing it in the hall gallery.

35700:29:35,006 --> 00:29:37,304

- Which gallery?- It's on this floor.

35800:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,478- Down at the end of the hall.- By the men's toilet?

35900:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,007


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Yes.

36000:29:43,448 --> 00:29:46,178Now, let's get started on these.

36100:29:46,384 --> 00:29:47,783Who wants to comment?

36200:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,887I like Flower's drawing.

36300:29:51,856 --> 00:29:54,484- Yeah. Me too.- It seems like she's trying to do...

36400:29:54,692 --> 00:29:57,354...something morethan just draw herself.

36500:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,462It's more aboutthe process of drawing.

36600:30:04,536 --> 00:30:09,064All right. Does anything else up herecommand your attention?

36700:30:14,212 --> 00:30:17,648Does anyone have anything more

to say on Flower's piece?

36800:30:21,886 --> 00:30:23,319Yes, Jerome?

36900:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,581- Nothing.- Well, "nothing" doesn't exist...

37000:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,556

...in this classroom.What are you thinking?

37100:30:34,699 --> 00:30:36,223We're waiting, Jerome.

37200:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,801I don't know. It just...


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37300:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,738It looks like a lameCy Twombly imitation to me.

37400:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,410It looks like she did itin about two minutes.

37500:30:49,414 --> 00:30:50,711That is such bullshit.

37600:30:50,915 --> 00:30:53,611Because her drawing isn't perfect,it's automatically bad?

37700:30:53,818 --> 00:30:55,547At least it has humanity.

37800:30:55,753 --> 00:30:57,186Yeah, totally.

37900:30:57,388 --> 00:31:00,255Jerome, your drawing looks likeit was done by a machine.

38000:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,827Whereas Flower's...

38100:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,325Flower's is full of playfulness and...

38200:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,828Yeah, like, humanity.

38300:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,096What's so great about humanity?

384

00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:16,365Humans are a bunch of jerks.I hope a plague wipes out the species.

38500:31:16,574 --> 00:31:19,236- What is your problem?- Jesus Christ, Jerome.

386


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00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,573Okay, that's enough.

38700:31:22,780 --> 00:31:26,272This is a required assignment.I have to give it to you.

38800:31:26,484 --> 00:31:31,046And, Flower, it is certainlynot worth crying about, okay?

38900:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,532Hey, man.

39000:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,204I agree with you 100 percent.

39100:31:50,508 --> 00:31:53,909I think the entire human race should

be wiped off the face of the earth.

39200:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,972Oh, I didn't really mean... I was just...

39300:31:57,181 --> 00:31:59,046You don't have to apologize.

39400:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,013I'm totally with you on this.

39500:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,552So this is the hall gallery.

39600:32:11,963 --> 00:32:13,260Hey.

39700:32:13,464 --> 00:32:16,024You guys have to cometo my opening tonight.

39800:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,565You were really an assholein class today.

39900:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,270Hey. You guys.


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40000:32:26,377 --> 00:32:29,107So are we gonna go seeShilo's opening?

40100:32:29,847 --> 00:32:32,748- How did she ever get a gallery show?- It's totally meaningless.

40200:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,385Any idiot could sign upfor a student gallery.

40300:32:36,554 --> 00:32:37,782Oh, my God.

40400:32:38,556 --> 00:32:40,285What?

405

00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,850I didn't notice that.We gotta go.

40600:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,465Great work, Shilo.

40700:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,058Hey.

408

00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,620Do you know this girl?

40900:33:21,199 --> 00:33:24,327Yeah. We had her as a model.Remember?

41000:33:24,535 --> 00:33:27,129But do you know who she is?Do you know her name?

41100:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,167You are such a prick.

41200:33:32,377 --> 00:33:36,905What? You can't say anything niceabout my photos?

413


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00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:41,383- Hi.- Hi.

41400:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,985That came out really good.

41500:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,788- Thank you.- Shilo.

41600:33:46,991 --> 00:33:48,356What?

41700:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,354Oh, hi. I'm Audrey, by the way.

41800:33:51,596 --> 00:33:53,029So is that your real name?

41900:33:53,231 --> 00:33:57,031Or are you just obsessed with AudreyHepburn like every art school chick?

42000:33:57,235 --> 00:33:58,998I was named after an old cartoon.

42100:34:00,805 --> 00:34:03,672Another ironic pop culture reference.

42200:34:04,409 --> 00:34:05,899She's a keeper.

42300:34:06,611 --> 00:34:08,806- Hey.- God, do you know that guy?

42400:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,909- No. I thought he was your friend.

- No way.

42500:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,384Oh, you're the guyfrom Sandy's class.

42600:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,719I have such a bad memory for faces.


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I'm sorry.

42700:34:23,928 --> 00:34:26,192That's okay. I'm Jerome.

42800:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,592I was thinking about you today.

42900:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,961I saw an old photoof Marie-Thérèse Walter...

43000:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,569...and it looked just like the waythat you drew me.

43100:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,133She's one of the womenwho modeled for Picasso.

43200:34:39,343 --> 00:34:41,436I know just the pictureyou're talking about.

43300:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,045You do?

43400:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,275Let's get out of here.

43500:34:50,621 --> 00:34:53,112What? I said I liked your photos.

43600:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,092- You didn't have to do that.- It's okay.

43700:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,127I couldn't bear to watch you

get cornered by that creep again.

43800:34:59,931 --> 00:35:05,062Well, I have to get going anyway.I'm kind of making the rounds tonight.

43900:35:07,805 --> 00:35:10,638Really?


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Well, maybe sometime we could...

44000:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,366I have to go toa Donald Baumgarten show.

44100:35:13,578 --> 00:35:16,445Oh, I know who he is.He's an old pop art guy, right?

44200:35:16,647 --> 00:35:18,808Yeah, he's really good. He's great.

44300:35:20,651 --> 00:35:24,314He's absolutely awful.But I can't get out of it.

44400:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,382Do you wanna go with me?

44500:35:30,161 --> 00:35:33,790Come on, please.I hate to take the subway by myself.

44600:35:33,998 --> 00:35:37,092Especially with that weirdoout there strangling everybody.

44700:35:37,869 --> 00:35:41,566

A little bit. Well, my parents go a lot.

44800:35:44,041 --> 00:35:45,235Hi.

44900:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,640Audrey, I was afraidyou weren't coming.

45000:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,939

So how's it going?

45100:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,017Well, I think I might have soldtwo of the small ones.

45200:35:55,219 --> 00:35:58,211- The ones you hate.


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- I like them just fine. You know that.

45300:35:58,422 --> 00:36:00,515Just not as muchas the big, blue ones.

45400:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,186I know.

45500:36:02,393 --> 00:36:04,554Daddy, this is Jerome.

45600:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,456Jerome is a big fan of yours.I brought him to meet you.

45700:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,462Jerome, this is Donald Baumgarten.

45800:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,802Wow. I'm a big fan of yours, sir.It's really a pleasure.

45900:36:15,039 --> 00:36:16,199My pleasure, son.

46000:36:16,407 --> 00:36:19,433Daddy, I hate to do this,but I don't think we can stay.

46100:36:19,644 --> 00:36:23,341Jerome has to meet someoneat another party, and we're late, so...

46200:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,845- Will I see you on Sunday?- I'll call you.

46300:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,251

I can't believe you grew upwith a dad like that.

46400:36:36,661 --> 00:36:39,152He's a famous artist.

46500:36:39,997 --> 00:36:42,465He's hardly a famous artist.


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46600:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,730It's really heartbreaking.

46700:36:45,403 --> 00:36:47,667He should've given up, like,30 years ago.

46800:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,066God, I am starving.

46900:36:49,273 --> 00:36:51,070- Should we go eat somewhere?- Sure.

47000:36:51,275 --> 00:36:53,106Have you ever heardof Broadway Bob's?

47100:36:57,448 --> 00:37:00,008So why are you a model?Just for the money?

47200:37:00,651 --> 00:37:02,050Oh, yeah. I make a fortune.

47300:37:04,322 --> 00:37:05,914My God, is that who I think it is?

47400:37:06,157 --> 00:37:07,590He's always here.

47500:37:07,792 --> 00:37:10,761That table is practically reservedfor post-minimalists.

47600:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,260This is where everybody getstheir first big show.

47700:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,490It's like the launching padfrom Strathmore to the real world.

47800:37:16,734 --> 00:37:20,602- How do they pick who gets a show?- They go to the surveys and all that.


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47900:37:22,106 --> 00:37:24,540What's the matter?Don't you love me anymore?

48000:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,835When's the last timeyou came to see me?

48100:37:28,012 --> 00:37:29,411Jerome, this is Broadway Bob.

48200:37:30,314 --> 00:37:31,303- How you doing?- Hi.

48300:37:31,515 --> 00:37:33,244Bob knows everybody.

48400:37:34,885 --> 00:37:39,515Every artist you can think ofhad their first show in this place.

48500:37:39,724 --> 00:37:42,659Bushmiller, Naugle, Bilbo,you name it.

48600:37:42,860 --> 00:37:45,761The minute they get famous,

they got no time for me, right?

48700:37:46,631 --> 00:37:49,623Hey! I told you to stop hasslingmy customers!

48800:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,394Hector! Fucking Brown Shirts.

48900:37:53,137 --> 00:37:54,399

What are you doing?

49000:37:55,506 --> 00:37:57,235- Good to see you.- Bye.

49100:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,204- Tell your father I said hi.


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- Okay.

49200:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,970- Hey. Excuse me.- Yeah, what?

49300:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,704You wanna help me out?I got two homeless fucks outside...

49400:38:04,915 --> 00:38:07,941...that panhandle all day.They bother my customers outside.

49500:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,780This kid's not a serial killer.Look at that guy out there.

49600:38:10,988 --> 00:38:13,479

- Just get the fuck out.- All right, let's go.

49700:38:13,691 --> 00:38:15,750- Your coffee sucks.- Go to Starbucks.

49800:38:17,194 --> 00:38:18,388Who's this?

499

00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:25,600- Jerome, this is Candace.- Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.

50000:38:26,103 --> 00:38:27,934Audrey and I used to bump cunts.

50100:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,902Just kidding.

502

00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:35,676But little Audrey doesn't wanna playwith me anymore, does she.

50300:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,680What do you thinkof these paintings?

504


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00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,548They're okay.I mean, they're not the most...

50500:38:45,756 --> 00:38:46,950They're Candace's paintings.

50600:38:47,858 --> 00:38:51,055- They're really good.- Where do you find them, Audrey?

50700:38:52,263 --> 00:38:55,858Anyway, thanks to this little exhibit,I'll get a spring show at the Haberman.

50800:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,794- That's really great. Congratulations.- I know. Golly gosh!

509

00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:03,030- You. Get over here.- Later, kids.

51000:39:03,641 --> 00:39:08,169What's this I hear about a show atHaberman? You gotta let me know...

51100:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,707So, what do you wanna do, Jerome?

51200:39:13,484 --> 00:39:16,749I wanna be the greatest artistof the 21st century.

51300:39:18,589 --> 00:39:21,422Oh, I just meant,"What do you wanna do now?"

51400:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,922I should probably get home.

51500:39:24,161 --> 00:39:26,095- I'm stupid...- No, no, I think it's great.

51600:39:27,231 --> 00:39:29,597I think you really could bea great artist.


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51700:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,030You have the right kind of...

51800:39:32,236 --> 00:39:33,703...energy.

51900:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,043- You won't believe...- Did you hear the news?

52000:39:47,251 --> 00:39:50,618- No, but guess where I was?- The strangler got another one.

52100:39:50,821 --> 00:39:54,120Some poor schmuck on his way tothe subway. I got a major rewrite to do.

52200:39:55,192 --> 00:39:58,491- I was on the subway tonight.- You're lucky to be alive.

52300:39:58,696 --> 00:40:01,756- Anyway, guess what I was doing.- Smoking pole?

52400:40:01,999 --> 00:40:05,298No, I was on a date with the most

beautiful girl in the whole school.

52500:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,937All right. Can I smell your finger?

52600:40:15,212 --> 00:40:16,406Look.

52700:40:19,316 --> 00:40:20,943No shit.

52800:40:21,552 --> 00:40:25,249- Nice.- Yeah. She thinks I'm a great artist.

52900:40:25,456 --> 00:40:28,050You fucking snake.What the fuck are you doing here?


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53000:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,487Did you already pop her?

53100:40:31,695 --> 00:40:32,923No, I...

53200:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,430- You know, we just met...- Man, if she was my girlfriend...

53300:40:39,637 --> 00:40:42,765...I would be pounding that shitday and night.

53400:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,802November 28th.

535

00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:50,210November 28th.

53600:40:50,414 --> 00:40:52,143Try and keep that date...

53700:40:52,349 --> 00:40:55,512...in your tiny, little,drug-addled brains.

538

00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,815That is the date ofthe post-Thanksgiving assessment...

53900:41:00,024 --> 00:41:02,083...where you'll put up all your work...

54000:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,091...and a bunch of us professorsare gonna sneak in...

54100:41:05,296 --> 00:41:09,858...behind your backsand give you a grade.

54200:41:10,067 --> 00:41:15,061However, that is but a mere preludeto this day:


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54300:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,638December 19th.

54400:41:18,042 --> 00:41:23,275December 19th is the final surveywhere you will receive...

54500:41:23,481 --> 00:41:27,076...your one-and-only official gradefor this class...

54600:41:27,284 --> 00:41:30,811...provided, of course, you allhaven't been murdered by then.

54700:41:34,391 --> 00:41:37,189I heard the final surveyis where big-shot gallery owners...

54800:41:37,394 --> 00:41:38,952...show up to troll for new talent.

54900:41:39,163 --> 00:41:41,723I wouldn't worry about thattoo much right now.

55000:41:41,932 --> 00:41:44,025This could be a big breakfor somebody.

55100:41:44,235 --> 00:41:48,865But this is not Schwab's drugstore.You are definitely not Lana Turner.

55200:41:49,073 --> 00:41:52,600- What does that mean?- It means you children are too young...

55300:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,505

...to be worrying about that.

55400:41:54,712 --> 00:41:58,148Now, Eno, why haven't youbeen doing the assignments?

55500:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,716Frankly, I find them constricting


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and largely irrelevant.

55600:42:01,919 --> 00:42:05,150My work has nothing to dowith form or light or color...

55700:42:05,356 --> 00:42:09,224...but with questioning the natureof aesthetic experience.

55800:42:11,462 --> 00:42:12,861I'll buy that.

55900:42:13,063 --> 00:42:16,897- Jonah, what about you?- I'll bring something next time. Sorry.

56000:42:17,134 --> 00:42:19,602I also heard that the student

with the best grade...

56100:42:19,803 --> 00:42:23,637...gets a show at Broadway Bob's.- That's been known to happen, yes.

56200:42:23,841 --> 00:42:27,538Professor Okamura said no one inyour class ever got the best grade.

563

00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:34,216Well, Larry seems to care aboutthat kind of thing a lot more than I do.

56400:42:34,451 --> 00:42:39,548And Larry has a tendency to livevicariously through his students...

56500:42:39,757 --> 00:42:42,419...which I find rather pathetic.

56600:42:42,626 --> 00:42:45,254I also heard they're cutting faculty,and all the profs...

56700:42:45,462 --> 00:42:48,659...are shitting bricks trying to geta student to the Broadway Bob show.


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56800:42:48,899 --> 00:42:52,858Actually. I'm too busyconcentrating on my own painting...

56900:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,597...to get involved withany kind of faculty intrigue.

57000:42:56,807 --> 00:43:00,436Is it true Marvin Bushmiller got hisbreak when he got the best grade?

57100:43:16,460 --> 00:43:17,859Audrey.

57200:43:18,062 --> 00:43:19,359Hi.

573

00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:21,994I just came in to get a coffee.

57400:43:22,199 --> 00:43:25,896I have to model forProfessor Bogle's class at 6:30.

57500:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,037Can I walk with you?

576

00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,700God, you're so polite. Sure.

57700:43:39,516 --> 00:43:40,778Look at you.

57800:43:40,985 --> 00:43:44,284So content with your happy,little lives.

579

00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:47,924But none of you know the tasteof true happiness...

58000:43:48,125 --> 00:43:52,061... the happiness thatonly death can bring.

581


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00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:57,256I am hell on earth, personified!

58200:44:04,241 --> 00:44:06,835What do you think?Should I trim that last part?

58300:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,508How much longer you gonna be?

58400:44:15,285 --> 00:44:16,650It's up to the boss.

58500:44:19,623 --> 00:44:21,022See you later.

58600:44:22,393 --> 00:44:25,487Hey, hey, hey. You can't just leave.

58700:44:26,530 --> 00:44:28,498What do you thinkof the movie so far?

58800:44:29,433 --> 00:44:32,664- It's fine.- Yeah. Thanks.

58900:44:32,870 --> 00:44:37,034She doesn't get this kind of stuff.

I wouldn't worry about it.

59000:44:37,441 --> 00:44:39,966I gotta cram some love storyinto this thing, man.

59100:44:40,177 --> 00:44:43,340Those skags make up 50 percentof the audience.

592

00:44:51,121 --> 00:44:52,748You're missing the best part.

59300:44:54,625 --> 00:44:55,922Hey.

59400:45:06,437 --> 00:45:07,904Now...


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59500:45:08,105 --> 00:45:11,268...we're not gonna have any moreofficial assignments in this class.

59600:45:11,475 --> 00:45:16,139Last week, I asked you to bring inwhat you thought was your...

59700:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,583...best work of art, old or new. Okay?

59800:45:21,819 --> 00:45:23,514And we're gonna use that work...

59900:45:23,721 --> 00:45:27,350...as a starting point to, hopefully,help you become better artists.

60000:45:29,059 --> 00:45:31,118"We live in a police state."

60100:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,391Ain't that the truth.

60200:45:35,599 --> 00:45:37,499This is interesting.

603

00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,227That's not finished, but I thoughtthe class might find it interesting...

60400:45:41,438 --> 00:45:43,998...to see the various stagesof my process.

60500:45:45,375 --> 00:45:46,569Indeed.

60600:45:49,847 --> 00:45:51,610And what have we here?

60700:46:03,961 --> 00:46:06,657- Who did this?- That's mine.

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00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,134Where have you been all my life?

60900:46:15,105 --> 00:46:18,905- What do we think of this work, class?- It's so...

61000:46:19,109 --> 00:46:23,705It's like, he figured out how to unlearnall the typical art school bullshit.

61100:46:23,914 --> 00:46:25,245It's really great.

61200:46:25,482 --> 00:46:30,476It has the singularity of outsider art,though the conscious rejection...

61300:46:30,721 --> 00:46:33,747

...of spatial dynamicscould only come from an intimacy...

61400:46:33,957 --> 00:46:36,357...with the conventionsof picture-making.

61500:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,686Are you kidding me?

616

00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,260You look at?

61700:47:08,992 --> 00:47:12,758Professor Okamura, what are someof your favorite Halloween memories?

61800:47:14,631 --> 00:47:17,065- Hi.- Oh, hi.

61900:47:17,868 --> 00:47:20,632You want a drink? There's someweird orange punch over there.

62000:47:20,871 --> 00:47:23,999- Yeah. That's really sweet. Thank you.- Okay.


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62100:47:30,948 --> 00:47:34,714Better get back there. You're aboutto get cock-blocked by Joe College.

62200:47:34,918 --> 00:47:36,647How did you do that painting?

62300:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,345It's like you've never seenanother painting before.

62400:47:39,556 --> 00:47:41,421What the fuck?

62500:47:45,629 --> 00:47:47,722My God, we look likeBonnie and Clyde.

626

00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:50,793Oh, thanks.

62700:47:51,001 --> 00:47:53,834Isn't it weird?Look how perfectly we match.

62800:47:55,739 --> 00:47:59,698- That's great.- There's an empty seat over there.

62900:48:19,363 --> 00:48:21,297Looks like a duel.

63000:48:22,032 --> 00:48:23,693No? Comments?

63100:48:23,901 --> 00:48:26,995Jonah's seems totally originaland authentic.

63200:48:27,204 --> 00:48:29,729And Jerome's just seems lame.

63300:48:30,507 --> 00:48:33,772It's pathetic. No offense.

63400:48:33,977 --> 00:48:36,138


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Yeah, it's like Jonah is tapping...

63500:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,473...into this total childhood innocence.

63600:48:38,682 --> 00:48:41,981He's got a whole way of seeingthat's completely outside the box.

63700:48:42,185 --> 00:48:44,653And Jerome is totally in the box,you know?

63800:48:44,855 --> 00:48:47,983- Yeah. It sucks.- You know, Jerome's is really...

63900:48:48,191 --> 00:48:52,719Okay, I think that's fine.

We shouldn't be too hard on Jerome.

64000:48:52,930 --> 00:48:57,196Jerome's trying to do somethingthat is essentially impossible.

64100:48:57,401 --> 00:49:00,268He's trying to sing in his own voice...

64200:49:00,470 --> 00:49:02,768

...using someone else'svocal chords.

64300:49:59,396 --> 00:50:03,890I mean, it's the greatest.He picks a completely random victim.

64400:50:04,101 --> 00:50:06,968I mean, this chick was, like...

645

00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,331She was, like,a cashier or something.

64600:50:09,539 --> 00:50:13,100- How do they know it's the same guy?- Come on, it's obvious.

647


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00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:15,710There's a million clues.For one thing, he always...

64800:50:15,912 --> 00:50:18,779- Okay, I believe you.- Look at her.

64900:50:18,982 --> 00:50:21,951She was only 31 years old.

65000:50:23,286 --> 00:50:25,652I mean, it's like a goddamn miracle.

65100:50:26,456 --> 00:50:27,855Here I am, busting my nuts...

65200:50:28,058 --> 00:50:30,549...trying to find some female character

for my movie...

65300:50:30,761 --> 00:50:33,423...and this guy goes and dropsone right in my lap.

65400:50:35,399 --> 00:50:36,832Murder?

65500:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,901

Don't worry so much, man.No one's gonna murder me.

65600:50:41,138 --> 00:50:45,097I don't want nothingto happen to my best ho.

65700:50:45,308 --> 00:50:48,106The streets ain't safe no more.Not since...

65800:50:48,311 --> 00:50:49,403Fuck you.

65900:50:49,646 --> 00:50:53,446You're just trying to keep me down,and I am not your whore any more.

660


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00:50:57,921 --> 00:50:59,183I mean...

66100:51:00,791 --> 00:51:03,760I'm not your whore no more.

66200:51:05,395 --> 00:51:07,329This is total shit, you know that?

66300:51:09,299 --> 00:51:11,233No, I don't know that.

66400:51:11,435 --> 00:51:15,030Come on. All of this "gangsta,""motherfucker" bullshit.

66500:51:15,238 --> 00:51:19,072Why do you wanna regurgitate thisHollywood crap for the zillionth time?

66600:51:19,276 --> 00:51:21,676Don't you have anything originalto say?

66700:51:22,946 --> 00:51:25,938- I think I do.- Then you need to say it.

66800:51:27,951 --> 00:51:30,112

Because this iscompletely worthless.

66900:51:41,998 --> 00:51:44,592- Hello?- Hi. It's Jerome Platz.

67000:51:44,801 --> 00:51:48,396- Hey, Jerome Platz.- Hey, I was just calling...

67100:51:49,206 --> 00:51:50,503To... I've got...

67200:51:50,707 --> 00:51:53,801I've gotta go home for Thanksgiving,and I was wondering...

673


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00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:57,571...if you had any plans, if, maybe,you wanted to come with me...

67400:51:57,814 --> 00:52:01,773Unfortunately, I have to go up northto visit my grandmother.

67500:52:02,018 --> 00:52:04,316- But that's really nice of you.- No...

67600:52:04,521 --> 00:52:06,250Don't be silly.

67700:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,788Have a great time.I'll talk to you soon.

678

00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:11,550- Okay. Bye.- Take care. Bye.

67900:52:26,343 --> 00:52:29,437I think maybe I'll go on tourwith Dominick's band this summer.

68000:52:29,646 --> 00:52:33,673They're playing shows in the Midwest.They need someone to sell T-shirts.

68100:52:33,884 --> 00:52:35,374Who's Dominick?

68200:52:35,585 --> 00:52:38,520This guy, who's friendswith Stacy's big brother.

68300:52:38,722 --> 00:52:41,384- Forget about it.

- God, you are so unfair.

68400:52:41,591 --> 00:52:44,890Jerome gets to go to art school,and I can't go on a summer trip.

68500:52:45,095 --> 00:52:48,929You gonna get a job doing paintings


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somewhere once school's done?

68600:52:49,566 --> 00:52:51,659That's not really how it works.

68700:52:51,868 --> 00:52:53,961Who in their right mind would buyyour paintings?

68800:52:54,204 --> 00:52:57,503- Cynthia.- God, you love Jerome more than me.

68900:52:58,441 --> 00:52:59,635You know what you gotta do?

69000:52:59,876 --> 00:53:02,845Figure out who's the top guy in yourbusiness and hook up with him.

69100:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,571It's not what you doso much as who you know.

69200:53:05,782 --> 00:53:09,081That's how it is in my business,and it's all about business.

69300:53:10,086 --> 00:53:14,580

Yeah. Actually, I've kind ofmade a connection already.

69400:53:14,791 --> 00:53:18,557My girlfriend's dadis kind of a famous artist, so...

69500:53:18,762 --> 00:53:20,593- Your what?- Hugh...

69600:53:20,797 --> 00:53:23,322...help me get the rest of the piesout of the oven?

69700:53:34,244 --> 00:53:36,769We thought for sureyou were a homo.


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69800:53:43,486 --> 00:53:48,423My friend's granddaughter paintslittle pictures on the shoes...

69900:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,252Oh, what do you call them?

70000:53:50,460 --> 00:53:55,523Anyhow, she paints picturesof little animals and whatnot.

70100:53:56,299 --> 00:53:59,928And I believe the other childrenpay her for it.

70200:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,432"Sneakers."

703

00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:05,601Isn't that what they call them?

70400:54:06,810 --> 00:54:11,213Anyhow, that's somethingI thought you could do, Jeremy.

70500:54:24,694 --> 00:54:29,654It's not that at all. It's just that,I really felt that they were...

70600:54:29,866 --> 00:54:34,735...some of, really, the best thingsI'd done in a very long time.

70700:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,428And I'm just...

70800:54:38,174 --> 00:54:40,335And I'm just slightly...

70900:54:40,810 --> 00:54:42,710...surprised that...

71000:54:45,448 --> 00:54:48,144Yeah, you're absolutely right.

71100:54:53,189 --> 00:54:56,818


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I'm Helena Sandiford.Sandy will be right with you.

71200:54:58,495 --> 00:55:01,487Thank you so much.I really appreciate...

71300:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,458No, I do. I do understand.

71400:55:07,070 --> 00:55:09,265No. Not at all.

71500:55:10,206 --> 00:55:13,334And I really appreciateyou looking at the slides.

71600:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,238Yeah.

71700:55:15,445 --> 00:55:16,639And you.

71800:55:16,846 --> 00:55:18,279Bye.

71900:55:18,715 --> 00:55:21,946Go fuck yourself, Lorenzo!

72000:55:38,234 --> 00:55:39,565Those are mine, yes.

72100:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,299They're really good.

72200:55:43,106 --> 00:55:45,097Yes, I rather like them.

723

00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:49,472Unfortunately, we're notin the majority, Jerome.

72400:55:49,879 --> 00:55:54,111Apparently, they're a little too "difficult"for some people.

725


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00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:57,678So how long have you beendoing the triangles?

72600:55:58,588 --> 00:55:59,885A long time.

72700:56:04,060 --> 00:56:06,324I was one of the first.

72800:56:08,231 --> 00:56:09,664So tell me, Jerome...

72900:56:09,866 --> 00:56:12,164...what are you not gettingout of my class?

73000:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,337I don't know. I feel like...

73100:56:15,305 --> 00:56:18,069...I don't really knowwhat I'm doing and...

73200:56:18,975 --> 00:56:21,205Maybe I should be findingmy own style...

73300:56:21,411 --> 00:56:23,276

...or voice or something.

73400:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,778That is absolute bullshit.

73500:56:25,982 --> 00:56:29,816What would an artist at your agewant with a style?

73600:56:30,787 --> 00:56:35,053

What about Jonah?He's got sort of a style.

73700:56:35,258 --> 00:56:39,558No, Jonah doesn't have a style.He has a sort of "nowness."

73800:56:39,763 --> 00:56:42,254


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It's exciting. It's seductive.

73900:56:42,465 --> 00:56:45,628But that does not mean, Jerome...

74000:56:45,835 --> 00:56:49,362...that he is a better artist than you are.Far from it.

74100:56:50,306 --> 00:56:52,001You're very similar to me.

74200:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,642It is going to take youa very long time...

74300:56:54,844 --> 00:56:56,368...to get where you're going.

74400:56:56,579 --> 00:56:59,047Look, do you have any idea...

74500:56:59,249 --> 00:57:01,717...how long it took meto paint like this?

74600:57:05,155 --> 00:57:08,886- No.- Twenty-five years.

74700:57:10,026 --> 00:57:13,484Jerome, it is absolutely essentialat your age...

74800:57:13,696 --> 00:57:16,790...that you start to experimentwith all the arts...

74900:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,834

...all the philosophiesand all the lifestyles.

75000:57:21,037 --> 00:57:24,905So, that's what you think I should do,is try a bunch of different styles...

75100:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,201


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...and see where it takes me?

75200:57:27,410 --> 00:57:31,403Yes, yes and yes, Jerome.

75300:57:31,614 --> 00:57:35,607- Okay.- I have seen so many young artists...

75400:57:35,819 --> 00:57:40,552...get locked intothis incredibly rigid way of thinking.

75500:57:43,526 --> 00:57:45,756So that's what I should try to do,is experiment?

75600:57:48,765 --> 00:57:50,198Absolutely.

75700:57:50,400 --> 00:57:54,666And I am here to facilitatethat experimentation...

75800:57:54,871 --> 00:57:56,998...in any way I can...

75900:57:57,207 --> 00:58:00,199...either in or out of the classroom.

76000:58:03,079 --> 00:58:04,671Thank you, professor.

76100:58:59,302 --> 00:59:01,827For the last time, come on, get out.

76200:59:07,710 --> 00:59:09,200Get out of my building.

76300:59:22,191 --> 00:59:25,319He says they're all done.We can go in now.

76401:00:29,559 --> 01:00:31,151Too experimental.

765


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01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:33,158You're all over the map.

76601:00:33,363 --> 01:00:35,126No focus.

76701:00:35,331 --> 01:00:37,265Hollow and derivative.

76801:00:37,934 --> 01:00:39,492You need to be yourself.

76901:00:39,702 --> 01:00:41,329What's up, Platz?

77001:00:42,038 --> 01:00:43,335- Hey.- Hey.

77101:00:49,212 --> 01:00:51,703So are you goingto Marvin Bushmiller's opening?

77201:00:53,282 --> 01:00:55,307No. I didn't even know about it.

77301:00:58,221 --> 01:01:00,189It might be an invite-only thing.

77401:01:00,390 --> 01:01:02,620It's probably donethrough his gallery.

77501:01:03,159 --> 01:01:06,185- I'm sure it'll be a total drag, anyway.- When is it?

77601:01:07,130 --> 01:01:08,324I don't even know.

77701:01:08,931 --> 01:01:10,330- Hey.- Hey.

77801:01:10,533 --> 01:01:12,262I can't believe it.


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77901:01:14,937 --> 01:01:16,370I got an "A."

78001:01:16,606 --> 01:01:18,073Everybody got an "A".

78101:01:18,274 --> 01:01:22,074It's a total scam to trick everybodyinto feeling good about themselves.

78201:01:22,278 --> 01:01:25,475Yeah, well, I never got betterthan a "C" in my whole life.

78301:01:25,715 --> 01:01:27,012That's hard to believe.

78401:01:28,351 --> 01:01:31,184

Yeah, well, guess I didn't goto class too much.

78501:01:31,387 --> 01:01:34,185- I was too busy getting into trouble.- Really.

78601:01:36,192 --> 01:01:37,386Yeah, me too.

787

01:01:39,762 --> 01:01:41,320No kidding.

78801:01:43,966 --> 01:01:45,365Did you grow up in the city?

78901:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,736Well, not right in the city.

79001:01:50,873 --> 01:01:53,467

But I came here all the time.

79101:01:54,177 --> 01:01:56,509All the fucking time.Practically lived here.

79201:01:56,713 --> 01:01:57,975So...


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79301:01:58,581 --> 01:02:00,014...how about it, dude?

79401:02:00,817 --> 01:02:03,183You got any deep, dark secretswe should know about?

79501:02:21,938 --> 01:02:25,897Forgive me!

79601:02:43,593 --> 01:02:46,391What the hell was that?

79701:02:47,263 --> 01:02:50,494Don't worry, it's a totally rough cut.That's a temp score without...

798

01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:53,863I thought you were gonna makea nice little murder picture...

79901:02:54,070 --> 01:02:59,098...but, here, you got the wormsand the dancing...

80001:02:59,308 --> 01:03:03,142- Did you like it?- It's symbolism, Grandpa.

80101:03:03,346 --> 01:03:07,749And where are the guns?I thought this was a shoot-them-up.

80201:03:07,950 --> 01:03:11,283The guy's a strangler, Grandpa.What am I supposed to do?

80301:03:11,487 --> 01:03:13,079

I want guns.

80401:03:13,956 --> 01:03:16,789The movie is called,The Strathmore Strangler.

80501:03:16,993 --> 01:03:19,291You want the strangler


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to shoot people?

80601:03:20,663 --> 01:03:23,029I paid for a movie with guns.

80701:03:24,033 --> 01:03:28,265Hello, Torsiello Gallery.I can put you on the pre-waiting list.

80801:03:31,073 --> 01:03:32,973It's not working. Do it better.

80901:03:35,478 --> 01:03:37,070Excuse me.

81001:03:37,847 --> 01:03:39,144We're closed.

811

01:03:39,348 --> 01:03:43,478I heard that Mr. Bushmillerwas having a party tonight.

81201:03:43,686 --> 01:03:45,347And I was just wonderingif there was...

81301:03:45,588 --> 01:03:47,283Sorry. Invite only.

81401:03:48,257 --> 01:03:52,159I was gonna make up some elaboratelie, but I decided to be honest.

81501:03:52,395 --> 01:03:55,728I'm desperate. I'm not crazy.I won't even talk to Mr. Bushmiller.

81601:03:55,932 --> 01:03:58,423You see how busy I am here?

81701:04:07,176 --> 01:04:08,507Please.

81801:04:09,245 --> 01:04:10,439Please.

819


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01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:15,180Did you put any grenadine in this?

82001:04:16,052 --> 01:04:17,280I'm new to this. I'm sorry.

82101:04:20,256 --> 01:04:21,484I'd like a Martell.

82201:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,253There you go.

82301:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,895I heard that Marvin needed some help,so I figured, why not?

82401:04:39,275 --> 01:04:40,833I'll have a...

82501:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,770I'm just gonna take one of these.

82601:04:44,413 --> 01:04:45,812Just a Bud is fine.

82701:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,406We have...

828

01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:50,749Hoegaarden...

82901:04:50,953 --> 01:04:52,545...or Stella Artois.

83001:04:55,825 --> 01:04:57,122The first one.

83101:05:05,401 --> 01:05:07,266

You look pretty busy, so...

83201:06:11,534 --> 01:06:14,298I drink Slivovitz, not Sambuca.

83301:06:15,871 --> 01:06:17,532You were right about art.


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83401:06:20,309 --> 01:06:22,402It's all about the cock-sucking.

83501:06:22,611 --> 01:06:25,546It's not what you do,but who you blow.

83601:06:25,748 --> 01:06:27,511And even that's not enough.

83701:06:27,984 --> 01:06:32,421You don't even have a chance,unless you're the most ruthless...

83801:06:32,621 --> 01:06:34,521...cold-blooded...

83901:06:39,962 --> 01:06:41,623

Jesus, I'm really sorry.

84001:06:50,406 --> 01:06:53,034Have you heard aboutthe great man's latest masterpiece?

84101:06:53,776 --> 01:06:55,903- No.- Some of his finest work, I believe.

842

01:06:56,112 --> 01:06:57,545Damn good stuff.

84301:06:58,414 --> 01:07:00,473Who? The murderer?

84401:07:01,083 --> 01:07:02,550"The murderer"?

84501:07:03,586 --> 01:07:05,315

That's so disrespectful.

84601:07:08,924 --> 01:07:11,449Got a few victims for him,if he's interested.

84701:07:21,971 --> 01:07:23,563Do you wanna see my paintings?


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84801:07:27,710 --> 01:07:30,941This is my humble tributeto the great man.

84901:07:31,347 --> 01:07:35,340He doesn't simply reproduce reality,like an ordinary idiot artist.

85001:07:35,551 --> 01:07:39,419He courageously reshapes itto suit his own needs.

85101:07:39,622 --> 01:07:43,683And why did our great artistselect these particular victims?

85201:07:44,293 --> 01:07:45,658Who can say?

85301:07:47,463 --> 01:07:51,365A real artist knowswhen he's found his ideal subject.

85401:07:54,503 --> 01:07:58,064Perhaps, this onewas a dishonest cashier.

85501:08:00,576 --> 01:08:03,602

This one might have reminded himof a domineering aunt.

85601:08:05,581 --> 01:08:07,378And this one...

85701:08:09,151 --> 01:08:12,177Maybe he was just too stupidto be allowed to live.

858

01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:18,559All of humanity is too stupid to live.

85901:08:21,130 --> 01:08:22,597Fuck them all.

86001:08:23,666 --> 01:08:24,894My boy.


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86101:08:26,268 --> 01:08:28,862I say, you can't do anythingreally good...

86201:08:29,071 --> 01:08:32,563...until you truly don't care at allif you live or die.

86301:08:32,775 --> 01:08:35,141Kill me right now.I couldn't care less.

86401:08:37,012 --> 01:08:40,743It's only when every human miseryis just a big joke...

86501:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,578...that you can finally get

some enjoyment out of this life.

86601:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,186I wish someone would kill meright now.

86701:08:47,389 --> 01:08:50,415- Do you want me to kill you?- Go for it.

868

01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:04,534Well, I guess I'd better be going,before I throw up on your rug again.

86901:09:04,740 --> 01:09:06,002Wait.

87001:09:10,546 --> 01:09:11,808I wanna give you something.

871

01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:40,837- What's this?- A gift, from me to you.

87201:09:43,913 --> 01:09:46,575- No, I couldn't.- You could.

873


67/88

01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:48,210You could.

87401:10:01,931 --> 01:10:03,558Let's see some ID.

87501:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,427ID.

87601:10:12,441 --> 01:10:13,635Are you drunk?

87701:10:14,510 --> 01:10:15,704No.

87801:11:53,742 --> 01:11:55,767Well, look who's here.

879

01:11:56,578 --> 01:11:59,445One of those.Where the hell you been all week?

88001:12:00,816 --> 01:12:03,148Been having a really hard time.

88101:12:03,952 --> 01:12:05,317Yeah?

882

01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:08,780Well, you should just dowhat I always do.

88301:12:09,024 --> 01:12:12,619Drop out, and start over againnext semester.

88401:12:12,828 --> 01:12:15,888This is my third time,soon to be my fourth.

88501:12:17,900 --> 01:12:20,664You don't understand. I'll never haveanother chance like this.

88601:12:20,869 --> 01:12:22,359I can't just...


68/88

88701:12:22,571 --> 01:12:23,833...start over.

88801:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,467I'll never find another Audrey.

88901:12:26,675 --> 01:12:28,870Don't start with this shit again.

89001:12:29,078 --> 01:12:33,378Every artist needs a subject,and she's my perfect subject.

89101:12:33,582 --> 01:12:36,642- I can't let her slip through my fingers.- Hey, come on.

89201:12:36,852 --> 01:12:39,252

Let's rescue these art chicks.That's easy pickings.

89301:12:39,455 --> 01:12:42,583If I can just come up with somethingfor that final survey...

89401:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,725...she'll forget all about Jonah.

895

01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:49,057- We're gonna miss our chance here.- I just need to think of something.

89601:12:49,264 --> 01:12:50,595There they go.

89701:12:52,968 --> 01:12:54,333What can I do?

898

01:12:58,474 --> 01:13:03,138You know, I think I just figured outwho you are.

89901:13:03,345 --> 01:13:06,872- Who?- You're the class douche bag.

900


69/88

01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:10,512Thanks for the beer.

90101:13:40,349 --> 01:13:44,752Oh, please. You can't fall for every guywho does a halfway-decent painting.

90201:13:44,953 --> 01:13:46,477I don't know.

90301:13:46,789 --> 01:13:48,450There's something about him.

90401:13:48,657 --> 01:13:52,957You don't need any more boyfriends,you need about 15 years of therapy.

90501:13:53,195 --> 01:13:56,221I thought you were all mad

for what's-his-name... Jonah.

90601:13:59,935 --> 01:14:01,527Look...

90701:14:01,737 --> 01:14:03,864...when this one doesn't work out...

90801:14:05,607 --> 01:14:08,167...you can always come

crawling back to me.

90901:15:00,429 --> 01:15:04,092So, looks like you finallygot Jonah on the run.

91001:15:04,299 --> 01:15:06,358- What do you mean?- He was asking about...

911

01:15:06,568 --> 01:15:10,026...some painting of yours.You got a surprise for the final survey?

91201:15:42,971 --> 01:15:44,404What do you want?

91301:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,676


70/88

I need a big favor.

91401:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,906- I see you've come empty-handed.- I know. I'm sorry.

91501:15:55,117 --> 01:15:58,348You must thinkI'm the cheapest whore in town.

91601:15:59,187 --> 01:16:03,647I'll bring you a case of Slivovitz.Whatever you want.

91701:16:03,859 --> 01:16:06,453I just... I wanna buythe rest of your paintings.

91801:16:06,662 --> 01:16:09,597

- They're not for sale.- Please, just tell me what you want.

91901:16:09,798 --> 01:16:12,460- I don't want anything.- I'm just fucking lost...

92001:16:12,668 --> 01:16:15,102- I thought you were an artist.- I am. I am.

92101:16:15,337 --> 01:16:17,532You wanna be an artistor an "aficionado"?

92201:16:17,739 --> 01:16:19,138An artist.

92301:16:19,341 --> 01:16:21,605What do you thinkan artist cares about?

92401:16:21,843 --> 01:16:24,676Does he think all dayabout fine wines...

92501:16:25,948 --> 01:16:28,712...and black-tie affairs...


71/88

92601:16:29,217 --> 01:16:32,618...and what he's gonna sayat the next after-dinner speech?

92701:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,988No.

92801:16:41,763 --> 01:16:46,325He lives only for that narcotic momentof creative bliss.

92901:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,299A moment...

93001:16:50,505 --> 01:16:52,837...that may come once a decade.

93101:16:55,010 --> 01:16:56,204

Or never at all.

93201:16:58,046 --> 01:16:59,536You think I'm wrong?

93301:17:01,450 --> 01:17:02,644Fuck you.

93401:17:04,152 --> 01:17:06,017You know nothing at all

about anything.

93501:17:09,558 --> 01:17:13,790- Listen, I don't care about fine wines.- Oh, I know what you want.

93601:17:15,497 --> 01:17:18,989If it was me, I'd get my wayby any means possible.

937

01:17:19,201 --> 01:17:22,500I'd grab them by the balls,and I'd never stop twisting.

93801:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,568Once you're on top,they're helpless.

939


72/88

01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:32,302You've got them squirmingunder the toe of your shoe.

94001:17:35,450 --> 01:17:39,750Would you please put outthat goddamn cigarette...

94101:17:39,988 --> 01:17:42,650...before you kill mewith your awful smoke!

94201:17:42,858 --> 01:17:44,291What about the paintings?

94301:17:45,060 --> 01:17:47,620I don't care, do whatever you want.

94401:18:51,660 --> 01:18:54,720

- Can I talk to you for a second?- Sure.

94501:19:00,302 --> 01:19:01,826I have a confession to make.

94601:19:02,871 --> 01:19:04,236Yeah?

94701:19:05,907 --> 01:19:07,101

Forget it.

94801:19:07,709 --> 01:19:09,802- No, what?- Nothing. Forget I said anything.

94901:19:10,011 --> 01:19:13,174- What is it? Some boyfriend problem?- What? Why?

950

01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:17,051- I don't know. What is it?- Why did you say that?

95101:19:17,252 --> 01:19:18,549Do you think I'm gay?

95201:19:20,589 --> 01:19:23,080


73/88

- I don't know.- Really?

95301:19:24,459 --> 01:19:27,053Yeah. Maybe a little, I guess.

95401:19:27,262 --> 01:19:29,492Yeah. Well, that's it.

95501:19:29,698 --> 01:19:31,097That's my confession.

95601:19:32,267 --> 01:19:33,859I think I'm gay.

95701:19:35,437 --> 01:19:36,665Okay.

958

01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:40,136Okay.

95901:20:00,262 --> 01:20:02,492I thought you said you were working.

96001:20:03,498 --> 01:20:05,989I am working.I gotta have this done for Monday.

961

01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,430It looks fine, Jonah.It doesn't have to be perfect.

96201:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,868It's got a long way to go.

96301:20:12,073 --> 01:20:15,008What's gotten into you?When you were working Narcotics...

96401:20:15,210 --> 01:20:17,371...you didn't spend your off-hourssmoking crack.

96501:20:17,579 --> 01:20:21,140And what about your son?He misses his daddy.


74/88

96601:20:21,349 --> 01:20:23,374Will you get off my ass for once?

96701:20:26,288 --> 01:20:29,189Lonny and the guys are here,or are you too busy for them?

96801:20:41,837 --> 01:20:47,173Well, look who's here. How'sthe Mona Lisa coming, Rembrandt?

96901:20:47,375 --> 01:20:50,742You're off duty, Jonah.You don't gotta dress like a fruitcake.

97001:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,380Yeah. It's good to see you guys too.

971

01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:55,482How much longer is this gonnago on, Lonny?

97201:20:55,684 --> 01:20:57,845I never see him anymoresince he became an artist.

97301:20:58,086 --> 01:20:59,951I'm just trying to do my job.

97401:21:00,155 --> 01:21:03,522That's a good question, Marie.So, what about it, superstar?

97501:21:03,725 --> 01:21:06,193Hey, we got the blow-upsof the pictures you took.

97601:21:06,394 --> 01:21:09,955He used the same colors we found

on the glove of the first crime scene.

97701:21:10,198 --> 01:21:11,825I don't know about this guy Platz.

97801:21:12,033 --> 01:21:15,059He didn't live near the campuswhen the first killings took place.


75/88

97901:21:15,270 --> 01:21:18,899He used to come to the cityall the time. He told me so himself.

98001:21:19,107 --> 01:21:21,439It would've helpedif you had taken a paint sample.

98101:21:22,410 --> 01:21:25,038You can't just monkey aroundwith a piece of art like that...

98201:21:25,247 --> 01:21:28,876"Piece of shit" is more like it.You take a look at this fucking thing?

98301:21:29,084 --> 01:21:30,881Excuse me, Marie.

98401:21:31,086 --> 01:21:34,613We can't even question this asshole?It's like he's making fun of us.

98501:21:34,823 --> 01:21:38,919I'm taking shit to this dayabout that first weirdo you dragged in.

98601:21:39,127 --> 01:21:40,856

I can't afford any more fuck-ups.

98701:21:44,332 --> 01:21:46,357I need better shit than this, Jonah.

98801:21:47,469 --> 01:21:49,130Listen to me, Gerry.

98901:21:49,971 --> 01:21:51,404Will you listen to me? Look...

99001:21:51,606 --> 01:21:53,904I know you're a genius,but I'm a genius too.

99101:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,802What are you, on vacation?Move your ass.


76/88

99201:21:57,012 --> 01:22:00,243Look, this dyke is gonna make usboth a fortune, I'm telling you.

99301:22:00,448 --> 01:22:01,938I'm 100 percent on this one.

99401:22:03,351 --> 01:22:05,649Fine. Don't listen to me.What do I care?

99501:22:05,854 --> 01:22:08,516Don't you ever call me again,you ungrateful prick.

99601:22:23,972 --> 01:22:27,100Excuse me?I'm in your Tuesday/Thursday class.

99701:22:28,043 --> 01:22:29,476Can I ask you a question?

99801:22:34,149 --> 01:22:35,844So, there's this...

99901:22:36,051 --> 01:22:38,986...freshman survey tomorrow.

100001:22:39,888 --> 01:22:41,719And you wanna knowwhat you can do...

100101:22:41,923 --> 01:22:45,518...to land a big gallery contractlike Marvin Bushmiller.

100201:22:46,227 --> 01:22:48,661No. Not exactly.

100301:22:48,897 --> 01:22:52,128Perhaps you want a majorretrospective at the Metropolitan?

100401:22:52,367 --> 01:22:54,961Actually, there's someone who...


77/88

100501:22:57,038 --> 01:22:59,131I don't know. I want her to...

100601:23:00,175 --> 01:23:01,506It's for a girl?

100701:23:01,710 --> 01:23:02,972Yeah.

100801:23:04,112 --> 01:23:07,639You wanna take the prizeso you can win the heart of a girl?

100901:23:08,049 --> 01:23:09,311Yeah.

101001:23:12,387 --> 01:23:14,048That's so exciting.

101101:23:15,457 --> 01:23:18,654Think you could look at my paintingsand tell me if they're good enough?

101201:23:19,527 --> 01:23:20,926No.

101301:23:21,863 --> 01:23:23,922But I'll be rooting for you.

101401:23:35,076 --> 01:23:36,509Hey.

101501:23:40,448 --> 01:23:43,110Think Jonah's getting any gashon the side?

101601:23:43,318 --> 01:23:47,152No. Marie's got him so pussy-whipped

it's not even funny.

101701:23:53,228 --> 01:23:54,627Hey, hey.

101801:23:54,863 --> 01:23:57,696That's our guy.That's our guy, right there.


78/88

101901:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,867Will you look at him.

102001:24:00,068 --> 01:24:01,865I ought to wring his neckright now.

102101:24:02,070 --> 01:24:04,903- What the fuck are we waiting for?- He couldn't strangle a cat.

102201:24:05,106 --> 01:24:07,233Fucking scumbag!

102301:24:08,343 --> 01:24:11,710Where the fuck is Jonah?Lonny told him to be on the guy's ass.

102401:25:13,374 --> 01:25:15,274Jesus, that was disappointing.

102501:25:15,477 --> 01:25:17,707Who are you trying to foolwith that badass stuff?

102601:25:17,912 --> 01:25:20,904All that murder shit?Totally September 10th, Jerome.

102701:25:29,524 --> 01:25:31,253Jerome...

102801:25:32,760 --> 01:25:34,352Have you seen Jonah?

102901:25:35,897 --> 01:25:37,159No.

103001:25:38,233 --> 01:25:40,201Don't despair, okay?

103101:25:40,401 --> 01:25:44,167You call me over the break,and we'll get you right back on track.

1032


79/88

01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:45,862Okay?

103301:26:09,931 --> 01:26:11,228Okay, you win.

103401:26:11,432 --> 01:26:13,366It's all yours, so live it up.

103501:26:13,968 --> 01:26:15,663- Jerome...- You're the one out of 100...

103601:26:15,870 --> 01:26:19,328...that goes on to fame and fortune.I'm just another deluded asshole.

103701:26:19,541 --> 01:26:22,874- These paintings...

- Fuck those paintings, and fuck you.

103801:26:23,077 --> 01:26:24,942You have everybody fooled,but not me.

103901:26:25,146 --> 01:26:28,775You came up with a good gimmick,your tough-guy, Joe Normal act...

1040

01:26:28,983 --> 01:26:32,646...but your paintings are fuckingbullshit, and you know it.

104101:26:32,854 --> 01:26:35,254Well I still kicked your ass, didn't I?

104201:26:35,456 --> 01:26:38,050Jonah, come on.Where you been? We gotta go.

104301:26:38,259 --> 01:26:40,557Jerome, wait here.I wanna talk to you.

104401:26:40,762 --> 01:26:42,593You have to meet your public.

1045


80/88

01:26:43,932 --> 01:26:46,730Marvelous work, Jonah.

104601:26:47,168 --> 01:26:49,329Good job, Jonah.

104701:27:17,865 --> 01:27:19,799Building burned up.

104801:27:20,335 --> 01:27:21,893Everybody died.

104901:27:26,841 --> 01:27:29,071Some asshole didn't put outhis cigarette.

105001:27:35,116 --> 01:27:36,674This is it.

105101:28:01,909 --> 01:28:04,673What the fuck, Jonah.

105201:28:05,313 --> 01:28:07,645Mikey, get your ass over here.

105301:28:07,849 --> 01:28:09,043Where's Jonah?

1054

01:28:10,885 --> 01:28:12,079So?

105501:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,778What? This fucking nobodyis gonna stand me up?

105601:28:14,989 --> 01:28:16,786I gave him the message,Mr. D'Annunzio.

105701:28:24,232 --> 01:28:27,065Hey, come on.Bob hates people being late.

105801:28:27,268 --> 01:28:29,099I really gotta find Jerome.

1059


81/88

01:28:32,273 --> 01:28:33,535Come on.

106001:28:35,576 --> 01:28:38,010Don't shoot me, man! Don't shoot!

106101:28:56,898 --> 01:28:58,763Pol

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