ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB @ SOUTH CAULFIELD CLUB NEWS ISSUE NO. 13 WEEK ENDING FRIDAY 8th.JULY.2016 THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR MALVERN STORE IN THIS WEEKS EDITION FIXTURE BOOK SOCIAL NEWS MEET PAUL WILLIAMSON - OUR NEW HEAD COACH MIDWEEK PENNANT REQUEST MACCABI AUSTRALIA LAWN BOWLS CARNIVAL 2016-17 PENNANT DATES SHOWCASE EVENT COACHING PLAN FOR 2016/17 SEASON ALMONER'S REPORT 2016-17 PENNANT SIDES BIRTHDAYS MIDWEEK PRE-PENNANT PRACTICE SCHEDULE SANDBELT REGION CHAMPIONSHIPS INTERSTATE CLUB CHALLENGE GOLD COAST INVITATIONAL INDOOR BOWLS PENNANT RESULTS JOKES OF THE WEEK CARTOONS OF THE WEEK FIXTURE BOOK Please note that in the forthcoming 2016/17 club fixture book in addition to your name, address phone numbers, your email address will also be printed. IF THERE ARE ANY CHANGES TO YOUR DETAILS IN THIS YEAR'S BOOK AND IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO HAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS PRINTED PLEASE CONTACT DI GROSBERG. HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS [email protected]
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ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB @ SOUTH CAULFIELD
CLUB NEWS
ISSUE NO. 13 WEEK ENDING FRIDAY 8th.JULY.2016 THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR
MALVERN STOREIN THIS WEEKS EDITION
FIXTURE BOOK
SOCIAL NEWSMEET PAUL WILLIAMSON - OUR NEW HEAD COACHMIDWEEK PENNANT REQUEST
MACCABI AUSTRALIA LAWN BOWLS CARNIVAL2016-17 PENNANT DATES
SHOWCASE EVENTCOACHING PLAN FOR 2016/17 SEASONALMONER'S REPORT2016-17 PENNANT SIDES
BIRTHDAYSMIDWEEK PRE-PENNANT PRACTICE SCHEDULESANDBELT REGION CHAMPIONSHIPSINTERSTATE CLUB CHALLENGE
GOLD COAST INVITATIONAL
INDOOR BOWLS PENNANT RESULTSJOKES OF THE WEEK
CARTOONS OF THE WEEK
FIXTURE BOOKPlease note that in the forthcoming 2016/17 club fixture book in addition to your
name, address phone numbers, your email address will also be printed.
IF THERE ARE ANY CHANGES TO YOUR DETAILS IN THIS YEAR'S BOOK AND
IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO HAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS PRINTED PLEASE CONTACT
1st. ANNUAL INTERSTATE CLUB CHALLENGEThe club has accepted an invitation to compete in an interstate club challenge. Details are as follows,
Between Double Bay Bowling Club(Sydney)
Armadale Bowls Club@South Caulfield(Melbourne)
Date Saturday 5th.November & Sunday 6th. November 2016
(Please note there is no Saturday pennant due to the Vic. Open)
Where Double Bay Bowling Club (Sydney)
Format 2 Bowl Mixed Fours
Rinks Minimum of 4 rinks and as many as possible depending on the numbers
Trophy A trophy/shield will be donated by Bernie Gold OAM(Melbourne) and Louis Platus OAM (Sydney)
for annual competition between the two clubs.
Proposed
Itinerary Saturday 5th. November
9.00am Depart Melbourne
10.30am Arrive Sydney, transfer to Double Bay Bowling Club
11.15am Practice
12.00pm Welcome and Light Lunch
12.45pm Club Challenge (1st. Match)
4.00pm Afternoon Tea
5.00pm Transfer to accommodation centre
7.00pm Teams Dinner (Possibly a BBQ at the Club)
Sunday 6th. November
11.00am Club Challenge(2nd. Match 10 ends)
12.30pm Light Lunch
1.15pm Club Challenge(2nd. Match 11 ends)
4.00pm Presentation and Afternoon Tea
4.45pm Transfer to Airport
6.00pm Depart Sydney
7.30pm Arrive Melbourne
Costs Airfares
Transfers
Accommodation - A hotel or apartments will be arranged at hopefully a special rate.
Billets will also be available if required
Saturday Night Dinner
Sunday Morning Breakfast
Green Fees, light lunches and afternoon tea will be provided by the hosts
Double Bay Bowling Club.
Notes
Members may wish to be in Sydney prior to the weekend or stay longer.
Non playing spouses/partners are most welcome and will pay a small surcharge for
lunches and afternoon teas etc.
After only one week, there has been a lot of interest of players wishing to compete and it seems
certain that at least one 16 player side will play and the likely hood of one or two other sideswill also be competing.Expressions of interest are now called for and any other information required please contact myself at [email protected] or on 0402-428-456
GOLD COAST INVITATIONAL
INDOOR BOWLS PENNANT RESULTSTuesday Night vs. Beaumaris Round 12 Ladder Points
Team 1 Team 2 1 Glen Waverley 18
Jack Cooper(s) David Brame(s) 2 ARMADALE 18
John Maver Danny Miller 3 Ashburton 16
Adrian Lim Anthony Klooger 4 Beaumaris 14
Denis Horowitz Ashley Beckwith 5 SIBC 14
Drew LOST BY 19 SHOTS 6 MCC 14
7 Bentleigh 12
8 Higgins 6
9 Glen Eira McKinnon 4
10 Caulfield Park Alma 4
Wednesday Night vs. South Oakleigh Round 12 Ladder Points
Team 1 Team 2 1 Mentone 22
Abe Engel(s) Tom Weisler(s) 2 Scotchline 20
Wolfe Groch Neville Karro 3 Beaumaris 16
Barry Rimer Tonny VanHaastert 4 Burwood 14
Barry Wicks Colin Luber 5 Mordialloc 13
WON BY 6 SHOTS WON BY117 SHOTS 6 Clayton 10
7 ARMADALE 9
8 SIBC 9
9 South Oakleigh 5
10 Ashburton 2
JOKES OF THE WEEK
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the
surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do
for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.
What do you think you are doing? she screamed.
I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1,000 a year!
This is what all of you 70+ year old, and yet to be, kids have to look forward to!!
This is something that happened at an assisted living center.
The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a
central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast
so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK.
She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and
would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.
An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room
and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was
having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to
have trouble getting his legs to work right. She told him she was going to
call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just
wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the way down the
stairs and he had his breakfast.
When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even
the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she
called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he
was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.