Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing

Animals should

definitely not wear

clothing

Animals should definitely not wear clothing…

Because it would be disastrous for a porcupine,

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Because a camelmight wear it in the wrong places,

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Because a snakewould lose it,

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Because a mouse could get lost in it,

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Because a sheepmight find it terribly hot,

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Because it could be very messy for a pig,

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Because it might make life hard for a hen,

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Because a kangaroowould find it quite unnecessary,

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Because a giraffemight look sort of silly,

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Because a billy goat would eat it for lunch,

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Because it would always be wet on a walrus,

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Because a moosecould never manage,

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Because opossumsmight wear it upside down by mistake,

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And most of all, because it might be very embarrassing.

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