p CRO MAG NON Issue 14 ’Twas the night after Halloween and all through the flat, There was groaning and moaning and sick on the cat. Bleary eyed revellers awoke to the thought, Who’s house are we in, why were we brought? The truth was laid bare like themselves on the floor, They’d gone hunting for trouble and found nothing more Heads hung heavy and eyes looked down, At the fragments of fancy spread on the ground, Barmbrack and chewits were shoved in a bottle, By someone who tried to make halloween coddle. My stockings! My jocks! My trousers! My phone! Cried out the cries of the headed for home, Yesterdays souls that always lived larger, Scrambled around for their borrowed phone charger. The host was a ghost in spirit and dress, Looking around at this unholy mess, Doors were off hinges and no sign of his closet, This party had cost him his one month deposit. When Colin arose who came dressed as a ladder, Went to the toilet to vacate his bladder, Away to the window he flew like a flash, And pissed on the towels for a good morning laugh. Out of the window he escaped with the air, If anyone asked he’d never been there, His calling card floated like a ship in the night, The house will be haunted by his Halloween shite p MINUTE-HAND He always finds the time to find the time Fact File: Alter Ego: Justa Sekond Home Planet: Kloc Power: Efficiency Moves: Time Stamp Sidekick: Cog Rogues Gallery: Pro-Crastinator, Stop-Watch, Dr. Running Late MinuteHand made his debut in Grandfather Clocks Monthly #22 in a disastrous rebranding effort before being sold to DuperHero Comics. A descendant of the ancient race ‘The Time-Keepers’, MinuteHand came to Earth from an alternate punctuality after foiling his brother-turned-nemesis’ plan to steal the hour from Daylight Savings Time. Deriving his power from the residual energy left behind by late-comers and slow-walkers he uses his unstoppable efficiency to save TIME. DuperHero Comics is proud to announce it’s latest heroic acquisition from Cruci-Fiction Comics, ‘Clergy-Man’ who will face off againt his greatest foe Arch-Bishop Nemesis. Wanted - Fed Or Alive Jon Bon-Bon Juvey Sweet tooth home truths haunt and taunt the decaying rockstar try and make off with a handful of fizzy cola bottles and chocolate mice from the display unit of a failing CircleK. The shop was underfunded to the point of automatic theft protection as the clerk had to manually pry open the sliding doors to allow exit and entry and immeditaley noticed the ill gotten gains melting through the hands of the dangerously perspirating youth. An extended spell in the Bruthemeyer Correctional Facility For The Sticky Fingered And Raspy Throated only gave him the tools and means by which to continue being a mean tool. Long before he started -making- criminal records, Jon Bon Jovi HAD a criminal record. Catapulated to fame as the lead singer of Bon Jovi, he first grabbed headlines for grabbing pick and mix in his hometown of Sayreville. The incident on 17 October 1973 saw 11 year old John Francis Bongiovi Jr (real name John Francis Bongiovi Jr) Fucking love fizzies me Look forward to his first appearance in a DuperHero strip where he’ll be facing off against the evil duplicating duper-villain, ’7UP’ in Lemon and Time #1 * BillBored Hot 1000 * All the BIGGEST HITS in the SMALLEST FONT 1. The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 2. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 3. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 4. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 5. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 6. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 7. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 8. Ready Brek - Steady Go 9. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 10. Draught - Spill On Me 11. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 12. The Skydivers - No You Go First 13. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 14. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 15. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 16. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 17. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 18. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 19. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 20. Fire The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 21. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 22. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 23. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 24. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 25. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 26. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 27. Ready Brek - Steady Go 28. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 29. Draught - Spill On Me 30. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 31. The Skydivers - No You Go First 32. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 33. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 34. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 35. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 36. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 37. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 38. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 39. Fire Safety - Tog Value - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 40. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 41. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 42. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 43. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 44. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 45. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 46. Ready Brek - Steady Go 47. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 48. Draught - Spill On Me 49. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 50. The Skydivers - No You Go First 51. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 52. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 53. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 54. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 55. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 56. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 57. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 58. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 59. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 60. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 61. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 62. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 63. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 64. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 65. Ready Brek - Steady Go 66. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 67. Draught - Spill On Me 68. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 69. The Skydivers - No You Go First 70. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 71. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 72. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 73. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 74. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 75. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 76. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 77. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 78. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 79. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 80. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 81. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 82. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 83. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 84. Ready Brek - Steady Go 85. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 86. Draught - Spill On Me 87. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 88. The Skydivers - No You Go First 89. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 90. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 91. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 92. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 93. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 94. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 95. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 96. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 97. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 98. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 99. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 100. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 101. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 102. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 103. Ready Brek - Steady Go 104. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 105. Draught - Spill On Me 106. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 107. The Skydivers - No You Go First 108. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 109. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 110. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 111. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 112. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 113. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 114. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 115. Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 116. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 117. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 118. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 119. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 120. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 121. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 122. Ready Brek - Steady Go 123. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 124. Draught - Spill On Me 125. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 126. The Skydivers - No You Go First 127. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 128. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 129. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 130. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 131. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 132. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 133. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 134. Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 135. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 136. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 137. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 138. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 139. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 140. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 141. Ready Brek - Steady Go 142. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 143. Draught - Spill On Me 144. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 145. The Skydivers - No You Go First 146. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 147. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 148. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 149. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 150. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 151. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 152. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 153. Fire Safety - Tog Value 1. The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 2. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 3. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 4. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 5. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 6. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 7. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 8. Ready Brek - Steady Go 9. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 10. Draught - Spill On Me 11. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 12. The Skydivers - No You Go First 13. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 14. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 15. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 16. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 17. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 18. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 19. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 20. Fire The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 21. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 22. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 23. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 24. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 25. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 26. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 27. Ready Brek - Steady Go 28. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 29. Draught - Spill On Me 30. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 31. The Skydivers - No You Go First 32. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 33. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 34. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 35. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 36. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 37. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 38. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 39. Fire Safety - Tog Value - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 40. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 41. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 42. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 43. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 44. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 45. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 46. Ready Brek - Steady Go 47. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 48. Draught - Spill On Me 49. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 50. The Skydivers - No You Go First 51. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 52. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 53. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 54. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 55. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 56. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 57. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 58. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 59. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 60. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 61. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 62. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 63. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 64. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 65. Ready Brek - Steady Go 66. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 67. Draught - Spill On Me 68. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 69. The Skydivers - No You Go First 70. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 71. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 72. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 73. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 74. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 75. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 76. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 77. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 78. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 79. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 80. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 81. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 82. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 83. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 84. Ready Brek - Steady Go 85. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 86. Draught - Spill On Me 87. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 88. The Skydivers - No You Go First 89. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 90. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 91. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 92. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 93. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 94. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 95. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 96. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 97. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 98. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 99. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 100. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 101. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 102. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 103. Ready Brek - Steady Go 104. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 105. Draught - Spill On Me 106. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 107. The Skydivers - No You Go First 108. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 109. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 110. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 111. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 112. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 113. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 114. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 115. Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 116. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 117. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 118. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 119. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 120. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 121. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 122. Ready Brek - Steady Go 123. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 124. Draught - Spill On Me 125. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 126. The Skydivers - No You Go First 127. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 128. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 129. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 130. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 131. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 132. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 133. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 134. Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 135. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 136. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 137. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 138. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 139. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 140. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 141. Ready Brek - Steady Go 142. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 143. Draught - Spill On Me 144. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 145. The Skydivers - No You Go First 146. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 147. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 148. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 149. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 150. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 151. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 152. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 153. Fire Safety - Tog Value 1. The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 2. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 3. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 4. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 5. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 6. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 7. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 8. Ready Brek - Steady Go 9. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 10. Draught - Spill On Me 11. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 12. The Skydivers - No You Go First 13. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 14. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 15. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 16. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 17. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 18. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 19. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 20. Fire The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 21. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 22. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 23. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 24. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 25. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 26. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 27. Ready Brek - Steady Go 28. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 29. Draught - Spill On Me 30. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 31. The Skydivers - No You Go First 32. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 33. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 34. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 35. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 36. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 37. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 38. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 39. Fire Safety - Tog Value - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 40. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 41. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 42. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 43. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 44. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 45. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 46. Ready Brek - Steady Go 47. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 48. Draught - Spill On Me 49. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 50. The Skydivers - No You Go First 51. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 52. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 53. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 54. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 55. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 56. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 57. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 58. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 59. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 60. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 61. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 62. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 63. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 64. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 65. Ready Brek - Steady Go 66. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 67. Draught - Spill On Me 68. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 69. The Skydivers - No You Go First 70. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 71. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 72. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 73. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 74. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 75. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 76. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 77. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 78. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 79. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 80. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 81. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 82. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 83. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 84. Ready Brek - Steady Go 85. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 86. Draught - Spill On Me 87. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 88. The Skydivers - No You Go First 89. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 90. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 91. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 92. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 93. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 94. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 95. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 96. Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 97. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 98. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 99. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 100. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 101. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 102. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 103. Ready Brek - Steady Go 104. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 105. Draught - Spill On Me 106. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 107. The Skydivers - No You Go First 108. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 109. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 110. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 111. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 112. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 113. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 114. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 115. Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 116. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 117. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 118. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 119. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 120. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 121. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 122. Ready Brek - Steady Go 123. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 124. Draught - Spill On Me 125. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 126. The Skydivers - No You Go First 127. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 128. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 129. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 130. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 131. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 132. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 133. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 134. Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word 135. The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down 136. Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny 137. Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 138. Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin 139. The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers 140. Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast 141. Ready Brek - Steady Go 142. Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No 143. Draught - Spill On Me 144. Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 145. The Skydivers - No You Go First 146. Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH 147. Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus 148. Machinehead - Tuning Tune 149. ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins 150. Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter 151. Re-Laxative - Chill Pill 152. Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams 153. Fire Safety - Tog Value DENTAL RECORDS Meet The Roster That Flosses That doesnt really rhyme are we going to stick with that? Just leave a note on the page. What if they forget? They won’t. Sick to the back teeth of mediocre music? Well be prepared to get sick right past your back teeth and all down your front with the rest of the Dental Records Roster UK / EUROPE / US CAT. NO The Exploding Knickers - Shiting’s On The Wall DENT 411 Ready Brek - Steady Goo DENT 044 Re-Laxative - Chill Pill DENT 002 Fire Safety - Tog Value DENT 120 Exercise Bike - Cardi-Oh No DENT 801 The Skydivers - No You Go First DENT 045 The BaseJumpers - I Went First Last Time DENT 046 Track Pad - Ditch The Mouse DENT 101 HaemoGlobe-Trottin - Feelin’ Clot Clot CLot DENT 744 The Colours UK - Spell It Right DENT 366 The Colors US - We Are DENT 367 Jesus, Mary and Joseph Chain - Sin Card DENT £££ John CuZack and Cody - Fizzy Disney DENT 119 Sterling Holloway - Voice Like Pooh DENT 065 Machinehead - Twist And Turn DENT 023 ZZ Bottom - I’ll Take All Your Lovin DENT 399 John Dylan German - Shoot Me DENT 903 Yesterday marked the 25th anniversary of The Time Traveller’s debut album ‘Ever Present, Never Past’ which is set to be released on Flux- Capacity Records next week. The band celebrated the launch 2 years ago and will travel into the past to finish recording it tomorrow. Tower Top Of The Power Pop Our outhouse music critic, Simon Catheter, had this to say about the chart topping power popper. ‘My stance on the track is hunched over a laptop with the hard wood edges of a cheap desk digging into my forearms, as far as the song goes I found it to be in an email The Zen Arcade have hit their head on the top spot of the Irish Singles Chart after not looking where they were going. A statement issued by the band statemented ‘From the bottom of our hearts we’re so grateful for your support, but if you let us slip to the bottom of the charts we’ll be really really really really mad.’ Only two weeks prior to the release the band, along with Lord Friday The 13th, broke a world record for something silly, establishing themseles as Record Makers AND Record Breakers. Reduce Reuse Review with S. Catheter. The Zen Arcade deny and refuse the cautious assertions from friends and family that success is fleeting, instead taking comfort in the fact that there has to be an exception and they are most definitely it.
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p CRO
MAG NON
Issue
14
’Twas the night after Halloween and all through the flat,
There was groaning and moaning and sick on the cat.
Bleary eyed revellers awoke to the thought, Who’s house are we in, why were we brought? The truth was laid bare
like themselves on the floor, They’d gone hunting for trouble
and found nothing more
Heads hung heavy and eyes looked down,
At the fragments of fancy spread on the ground, Barmbrack and chewits were shoved in a bottle,
By someone who tried to make halloween coddle.
My stockings! My jocks! My trousers! My phone! Cried out the cries of the
headed for home, Yesterdays souls
that always lived larger, Scrambled around for
their borrowed phone charger.
The host was a ghost in spirit and dress, Looking around at this unholy mess,
Doors were off hinges and no sign of his closet, This party had cost him his one month deposit.
When Colin arose who came dressed as a ladder,
Went to the toilet to vacate his bladder, Away to the window he flew like a flash,
And pissed on the towels for a good morning laugh.
Out of the window he escaped with the air,
If anyone asked he’d never been there, His calling card floated like a ship in the night,
The house will be haunted by his
Halloween shite p
MINUTE-HAND He always finds the time to find the time
Fact File: Alter Ego: Justa Sekond Home Planet: Kloc Power: Efficiency Moves: Time Stamp Sidekick: Cog Rogues Gallery: Pro-Crastinator, Stop-Watch, Dr. Running Late
MinuteHand made his debut in Grandfather Clocks Monthly #22 in a disastrous rebranding effort before being sold to DuperHero Comics.
A descendant of the ancient race ‘The Time-Keepers’, MinuteHand came to Earth from an alternate punctuality after foiling his brother-turned-nemesis’ plan to steal the hour from Daylight Savings Time. Deriving his power from the residual energy left behind by late-comers and slow-walkers he uses his unstoppable efficiency to save TIME.
DuperHero Comics is proud to announce it’s latest heroic acquisition from Cruci-Fiction Comics, ‘Clergy-Man’ who will face off againt his greatest foe Arch-Bishop Nemesis.
Wanted:- Fed Or Alive
Jon Bon-Bon Juvey Sweet tooth home truths haunt and taunt the decaying rockstar
try and make off with a handful of fizzy cola bottles and chocolate mice from the display unit of a failing CircleK. The shop was underfunded to the point of automatic theft protection as the clerk had to manually pry open the sliding doors to allow exit and entry and immeditaley noticed the ill gotten gains melting through the hands of the dangerously perspirating youth.An extended spell in the Bruthemeyer Correctional Facility For The Sticky Fingered And Raspy Throated only gave him the tools and means by which to continue being a mean tool.
Long before he started -making- criminal records, Jon Bon Jovi HAD a criminal record.
Catapulated to fame as the lead singer of Bon Jovi, he first grabbed headlines for grabbing pick and mix in his hometown of Sayreville. The incident on 17 October 1973 saw 11 year old John Francis Bongiovi Jr (real name John Francis Bongiovi Jr)
Fucking lovefizzies me
Look forward to his first appearance in a DuperHero strip where he’ll be facing off against the evil duplicating duper-villain, ’7UP’ in
Lemon and Time #1
* BillBored Hot 1000 *All the
BIGGEST HITS in the
SMALLEST FONT
1.The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word2.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down3.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny4.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 5.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin6.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers7.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast8.Ready Brek - Steady Go 9.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No10.Draught - Spill On Me11.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 12.The Skydivers - No You Go First13.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH14.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus15.Machinehead - Tuning Tune16.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins17.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter18.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill19.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams20.Fire The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word21.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down22.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny23.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 24.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin25.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers26.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast27.Ready Brek - Steady Go 28.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No29.Draught - Spill On Me30.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 31.The Skydivers - No You Go First32.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH33.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus34.Machinehead - Tuning Tune35.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins36.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter37.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill38.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams39.Fire Safety - Tog Value - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word40.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down41.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny42.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 43.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin44.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers45.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast46.Ready Brek - Steady Go 47.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No48.Draught - Spill On Me49.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 50.The Skydivers - No You Go First51.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH52.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus53.Machinehead - Tuning Tune54.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins55.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter56.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill57.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams58.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word59.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down60.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny61.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 62.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin63.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers64.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast65.Ready Brek - Steady Go 66.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No67.Draught - Spill On Me68.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 69.The Skydivers - No You Go First70.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH71.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus72.Machinehead - Tuning Tune73.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins74.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter75.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill76.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams77.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word78.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down79.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny80.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 81.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin82.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers83.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast84.Ready Brek - Steady Go 85.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No86.Draught - Spill On Me87.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 88.The Skydivers - No You Go First89.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH90.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus91.Machinehead - Tuning Tune92.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins93.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter94.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill95.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams96.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word97.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down98.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny99.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 100.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin101.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers102.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast103.Ready Brek - Steady Go 104.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No105.Draught - Spill On Me106.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 107.The Skydivers - No You Go First108.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH109.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus110.Machinehead - Tuning Tune111.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins112.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter113.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill114.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams115.Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word116.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down117.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny118.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 119.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin120.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers121.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast122.Ready Brek - Steady Go 123.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No124.Draught - Spill On Me125.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 126.The Skydivers - No You Go First127.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH128.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus129.Machinehead - Tuning Tune130.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins131.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter132.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill133.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams134.Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word135.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down136.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny137.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 138.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin139.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers140.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast141.Ready Brek - Steady Go 142.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No143.Draught - Spill On Me144.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 145.The Skydivers - No You Go First146.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH147.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus148.Machinehead - Tuning Tune149.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins150.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter151.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill152.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams153.Fire Safety - Tog Value
1.The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word2.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down3.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny4.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 5.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin6.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers7.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast8.Ready Brek - Steady Go 9.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No10.Draught - Spill On Me11.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 12.The Skydivers - No You Go First13.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH14.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus15.Machinehead - Tuning Tune16.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins17.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter18.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill19.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams20.Fire The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word21.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down22.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny23.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 24.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin25.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers26.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast27.Ready Brek - Steady Go 28.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No29.Draught - Spill On Me30.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 31.The Skydivers - No You Go First32.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH33.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus34.Machinehead - Tuning Tune35.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins36.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter37.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill38.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams39.Fire Safety - Tog Value - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word40.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down41.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny42.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 43.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin44.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers45.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast46.Ready Brek - Steady Go 47.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No48.Draught - Spill On Me49.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 50.The Skydivers - No You Go First51.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH52.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus53.Machinehead - Tuning Tune54.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins55.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter56.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill57.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams58.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word59.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down60.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny61.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 62.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin63.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers64.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast65.Ready Brek - Steady Go 66.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No67.Draught - Spill On Me68.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 69.The Skydivers - No You Go First70.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH71.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus72.Machinehead - Tuning Tune73.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins74.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter75.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill76.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams77.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word78.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down79.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny80.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 81.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin82.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers83.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast84.Ready Brek - Steady Go 85.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No86.Draught - Spill On Me87.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 88.The Skydivers - No You Go First89.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH90.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus91.Machinehead - Tuning Tune92.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins93.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter94.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill95.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams96.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word97.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down98.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny99.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 100.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin101.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers102.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast103.Ready Brek - Steady Go 104.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No105.Draught - Spill On Me106.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 107.The Skydivers - No You Go First108.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH109.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus110.Machinehead - Tuning Tune111.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins112.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter113.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill114.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams115.Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word116.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down117.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny118.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 119.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin120.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers121.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast122.Ready Brek - Steady Go 123.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No124.Draught - Spill On Me125.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 126.The Skydivers - No You Go First127.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH128.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus129.Machinehead - Tuning Tune130.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins131.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter132.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill133.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams134.Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word135.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down136.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny137.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 138.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin139.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers140.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast141.Ready Brek - Steady Go 142.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No143.Draught - Spill On Me144.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 145.The Skydivers - No You Go First146.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH147.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus148.Machinehead - Tuning Tune149.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins150.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter151.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill152.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams153.Fire Safety - Tog Value
1.The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word2.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down3.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny4.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 5.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin6.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers7.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast8.Ready Brek - Steady Go 9.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No10.Draught - Spill On Me11.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 12.The Skydivers - No You Go First13.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH14.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus15.Machinehead - Tuning Tune16.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins17.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter18.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill19.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams20.Fire The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word21.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down22.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny23.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 24.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin25.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers26.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast27.Ready Brek - Steady Go 28.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No29.Draught - Spill On Me30.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 31.The Skydivers - No You Go First32.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH33.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus34.Machinehead - Tuning Tune35.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins36.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter37.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill38.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams39.Fire Safety - Tog Value - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word40.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down41.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny42.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 43.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin44.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers45.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast46.Ready Brek - Steady Go 47.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No48.Draught - Spill On Me49.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 50.The Skydivers - No You Go First51.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH52.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus53.Machinehead - Tuning Tune54.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins55.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter56.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill57.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams58.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word59.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down60.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny61.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 62.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin63.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers64.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast65.Ready Brek - Steady Go 66.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No67.Draught - Spill On Me68.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 69.The Skydivers - No You Go First70.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH71.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus72.Machinehead - Tuning Tune73.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins74.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter75.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill76.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams77.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word78.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down79.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny80.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 81.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin82.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers83.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast84.Ready Brek - Steady Go 85.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No86.Draught - Spill On Me87.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 88.The Skydivers - No You Go First89.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH90.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus91.Machinehead - Tuning Tune92.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins93.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter94.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill95.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams96.Fire Safety - Tog The Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word97.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down98.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny99.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 100.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin101.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers102.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast103.Ready Brek - Steady Go 104.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No105.Draught - Spill On Me106.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 107.The Skydivers - No You Go First108.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH109.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus110.Machinehead - Tuning Tune111.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins112.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter113.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill114.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams115.Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word116.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down117.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny118.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 119.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin120.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers121.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast122.Ready Brek - Steady Go 123.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No124.Draught - Spill On Me125.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 126.The Skydivers - No You Go First127.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH128.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus129.Machinehead - Tuning Tune130.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins131.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter132.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill133.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams134.Fire Safety - Tog ValueThe Zen Arcade - Don’t Say A Word135.The Comfortables - Easy Sit Down136.Randalph Wally - God Im A Pranny137.Jeffrey Geoffrey - Bird In The Gland 138.Blind Alfred - Oh No My Groin139.The E Jack U Lates - Mess In My Knickers140.Rudy Trudy And The ThroughLines - Blast141.Ready Brek - Steady Go 142.Exercise Bike - Cardioh-No143.Draught - Spill On Me144.Spy Vs Spy - Catch Me Later 145.The Skydivers - No You Go First146.Chewy Lewis And The Millenium Falcon - MWAAHHH147.Desert Storm - Smack The Cactus148.Machinehead - Tuning Tune149.ScreenCleaner - Cloth For Your Sins150.Sheepskin Jacket - Lamb To The Slaughter151.Re-Laxative - Chill Pill152.Pillowcase - Sweet Dreams153.Fire Safety - Tog Value
DENTAL RECORDS
Meet The Roster That Flosses That doesnt really rhyme are we going to stick with that?Just leave a note on the page. What if they forget? They won’t.
Sick to the back teeth of mediocre music? Well be prepared to get sick right past your back teeth and all down your front with the rest of the Dental Records Roster
UK / EUROPE / US CAT. NO The Exploding Knickers - Shiting’s On The Wall DENT 411 Ready Brek - Steady Goo DENT 044 Re-Laxative - Chill Pill DENT 002 Fire Safety - Tog Value DENT 120 Exercise Bike - Cardi-Oh No DENT 801 The Skydivers - No You Go First DENT 045 The BaseJumpers - I Went First Last Time DENT 046 Track Pad - Ditch The Mouse DENT 101 HaemoGlobe-Trottin - Feelin’ Clot Clot CLot DENT 744 The Colours UK - Spell It Right DENT 366 The Colors US - We Are DENT 367 Jesus, Mary and Joseph Chain - Sin Card DENT £££ John CuZack and Cody - Fizzy Disney DENT 119 Sterling Holloway - Voice Like Pooh DENT 065 Machinehead - Twist And Turn DENT 023 ZZ Bottom - I’ll Take All Your Lovin DENT 399 John Dylan German - Shoot Me DENT 903
Yesterday marked the 25th anniversary of The Time Traveller’s debut album ‘Ever Present, Never Past’ which is set to be released on Flux-Capacity Records next week. The band celebrated the launch 2 years ago and will travel into the past to finish recording it tomorrow.
Tower Top Of The Power Pop
Our outhouse music critic, Simon Catheter, had this to say about the chart topping power popper.
‘My stance on the track is hunched over a laptop with the hard wood edges of a cheap desk digging into my forearms, as far as the song goes I found it to be in an email
The Zen Arcade have hit their head on the top spot of the Irish Singles Chart after not looking where they were going.
A statement issued by the band statemented ‘From the bottom of our hearts we’re so grateful for your support, but if you let us slip to the bottom of the charts we’ll be really really really really mad.’
Only two weeks prior to the release the band, along with Lord Friday The 13th, broke a world record for something silly, establishing themseles as Record Makers AND Record Breakers.
Reduce Reuse Review with S. Catheter.
The Zen Arcade deny and refuse the cautious assertions from friends and family that success is fleeting, instead taking comfort in the fact that there has to be an exception and they are most definitely it.
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