Founded in 1914, the Yale Spizzwinks(?) are America’s oldest underclassman a cappella group. This concert season, our ninety-sixth year, promises to be particular- ly spectacular. Whether performing for luminaries such as John Kerry and Magic Johnson, singing concerts in far-ung regions of the world, or entertaining at Mory’s, the Spizzwinks(?) wield their broad repertoire with care- ful professionalism. Great experiences await those who choose to ride with the ‘Winks. This year, the Spizz- winks(?) will embark upon not one, but two international tours. Whether emptying sand from our dress shoes on the sun-drenched beaches of Southern California, sam- pling the eclectic cuisine of South America, meditating in the temples of Bangkok, or recording our tw enty-ninth studio album at home in New Haven, the ‘Winks are sure to enjoy another marvelous year of performance and ca- maraderie. Indeed, these are exciting times to be a ‘Wink. Spizzwinks(?) the Yale W elcome to Y ale our HistorY The long history of the Spizzwinks(?) has spurred nu- merous debates among scholars, but the Spizzwinks(?) themselves have long since agreed on a master narrative. It begins, as many stories do, with a corn blight in the Midwest in 1906. This disaster, which attracted the atten- tion of countless presidential candidates eyeing the 19 08 nomination, was impossible to explain. But one man had an answer: his name was Frank Johnson, and he was the postmaster of a small Iowa to wn. Frank Johnson proclaimed, to all who would listen, that the pestilence was the fault of an invisible insect named the Spizzwink, which only he could see. This eccentric claim would have remained a folk legend had not one boy from that town grown up and attended Yale University. There, in 1914, he joined a brand-new a cappella group that had formed in response to the Whiffenpoofs, who, while musically excellent, were rather boring, even by the less demanding standard of pre-war New Hav en. This new group formed to combine musical excellence with humor and a more light-hearted approach to singing. But it needed a name, and one night the group members met at Mor y’ s Temple Bar to pick one. After some think- ing and drinking, with perhaps a bit more of the latter, the student from Iowa spied the g host of Frank J ohn- son across the table and cried, “Eureka—we’ll call the group the Spizzwinks!” Later, the editor of the Yale Ban- ner, unsure of the spelling of the group’ s name, added a question mark in parentheses after the name. The group liked the look of it so much that we’ve kept it ever since, outlasting both the Soviet Union and Richard Nixon to remain, after ninety-six years, America’s oldest under- classman a cappella group: “The Yale Spizzwinks(?)”. The original Spizzwinks(?) of 1914, posing for a Daguerreotype photograph in the cloakroom at Mory’s. Surveying the S outh African savannah, Summer Tour 2009. Tap Night 2008.