A watchgeeks proclaims the knife lord to be Our illustrious leader ( J. Skelton )! A you all there or are you just a troll without the ability to think for yourself. Ask Bruce and Lindsey or many others in Virginia, Florida, Oregon and elsewhere about your “Leader” Corona Corda. Hey illustrious leader Jim Skelton………With all the money you have spent on Knives, cars, cheap cigars, expensive watches and shirts, ever think of paying back those you are alleged to have ripped off or do you think they are below you. watchobs Senior Member Super Geek Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wintrop,Ma. Posts: 1,581 Jim's 14 days without guidance! What should he do? Alright so one of our illustrious leaders ( J. Skelton ) is now sending his wife and child out on vacation without him, for what appears to be about 2
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A watchgeeks proclaims the knife lord to be Our illustrious leader
Ask Bruce and Lindsey or many others in Virginia, Florida, Oregon and elsewhere about your “Leader” Corona Corda. watchobs Alright so one of our illustrious leaders ( J. Skelton ) is now sending his wife and child out on vacation without him, for what appears to be about 2 Senior Member Super Geek Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wintrop,Ma. Posts: 1,581 Jim's 14 days without guidance! What should he do?
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A watchgeeks proclaims the knife lord to be Our illustrious leader ( J.
Skelton )! A you all there or are you just a troll without the ability to
think for yourself.
Ask Bruce and Lindsey or many others in Virginia, Florida, Oregon and
elsewhere about your “Leader” Corona Corda.
Hey illustrious leader Jim Skelton………With all the money you have spent
on Knives, cars, cheap cigars, expensive watches and shirts, ever think of
paying back those you are alleged to have ripped off or do you think they
are below you.
watchobs Senior Member
Super Geek
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wintrop,Ma.
Posts: 1,581
Jim's 14 days without guidance! What should he do?
Alright so one of our illustrious leaders ( J. Skelton ) is now sending his
wife and child out on vacation without him, for what appears to be about 2
My easy and "manly" Top 10 answers to what Jim Skelton can do while his wife is away:
10) Play with a shaved monkey that has a 'functional tail' (a joke dedicated to G. Fox of NFW).
9) Search and order a cuckoo clock watch we know Jim wants.
8) Polish his knife collection.
7) Mail his spouse a love letter by driving in his very fast car to the Post Office. 6) Read all of Shakespeare's sonnets and plays on www.PlayShakespeare.com
5) Invite us to have a manly meeting to laugh loudly and gaze at his collections.
4) Go to ShopNBC and say, "Hello Honey... I miss you!" on the air.
3) Flush the toilet. But leave the lid UP!! 2) Take out the garbage and kill some stray spiders like a man.
And the number one thing Jim can do:
BUY MORE WATCHES!!!!
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Break into his local Zoo and shave as many monkeys as possible (and maybe a few squirrels
too.) Or spend as much time in front of his PC buying expensive toys.
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Originally Posted by Dave B
My easy and "manly" Top 10 answers to what Jim Skelton can do while his wife is away:
10) Play with a shaved monkey that has a 'functional tail' (a joke dedicated to G. Fox of NFW).
9) Search and order a cuckoo clock watch we know Jim wants.
8) Polish his knife collection.
7) Mail his spouse a love letter by driving in his very fast car to the Post Office. 6) Read all of Shakespeare's sonnets and plays on www.PlayShakespeare.com
5) Invite us to have a manly meeting to laugh loudly and gaze at his collections.
4) Go to ShopNBC and say, "Hello Honey... I miss you!" on the air.
3) Flush the toilet. But leave the lid UP!! 2) Take out the garbage and kill some stray spiders like a man.
And the number one thing Jim can do:
BUY MORE WATCHES!!!!
Dave - you're a funny guy! What a list . . . especially #3!
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Got 12 days alone (son still in Fla with his mother), and since I burned up all my time off
for the year with my 2 medical leaves... that keeps me on the schedule, so I had to back out of our planned vacation to visit my wife's family back East.
Oh well, I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied!