A new character shows up more and more often in the Bucharest’s landscape. You see them everywhere, on the streets, at the sub, at the crossing signs, dressed almost the same, speaking fussy on the phone or listening to Buddha Bar on their attached mp3’s thinking about a single thing: to get known whatever it takes. They are the Corporate Broads. If until now we knew about the corporate man for some time now, the corporate broad came up relatively recent along with the forced capitalisation of Romania and with the enhanced employment opportunities. She has about 20-30 years, but reports show that some specimens exceed these limits (late corporate-woman), and she must be a student or a graduate at Bucharest University of Economic Studies. It may hardly pass as a student at Romanian-American University or studying finance and banking because this category is first a broad and then becomes corporate. If she wears glasses then surely she needs to wear contacts, to look good, but if she doesn’t have eye problems then she must wear anti- glare glasses in order to look like a stern person. She lives in a rented flat, rarely with her parents, because she wants to be independent. In fact most of the corporate-women are seeking for a thoroughbred corporatist to provide for her. Working in a multinational or in a bank is also a must. Or a multinational bank to be sure. The less fortunate broads works in insurances. All the corporate-women claims that they have amazing knowledge since high school and for that they request the one thousand bucks bonus. After the unavoidable internships or training programs they become frigid and they leave. The ones that leave, they return to Slobozia and they become shopkeepers or they enrol in the insurance business. The ones that stay, are working in marketing, PR, HR, (SD) and sometimes, if they don’t have anything better to do, in accounting. Even though neither one of them admits it, most of them are doing BJs. At work they listen to David Bisbal as loud as their speakers can hold and on messenger they are Busy or Out of Office. They use the must have doggy or kitty wallpapers or the ones with flowers or some extremely feminist quotes like: “This spring you are gorgeous, get