6B Fairy Tale Crimes

6B Fairy Tale Crimes

After days of fighting in Happy Land on Gummy Bear St the police have finally found the perpetrator of the death of one of the locals.

On Thursday Sheriff Cupcake and his team of police investigators charged Grumpy White for the attempted murder and hostage. He was found outside Mrs Evil’s apartment after the attempt. When Snow White heard screams from next door she immediately called 000. “I couldn’t really make out who it was but he was small,” she said.

After Snow White’s cry for help, the police searched the neighbourhood for any clues about what happened that night. “It wasn’t easy to find him but we eventually caught him outside Mrs White’s apartment with a black mask on,” said Sheriff Cupcake.

Investigators found a bag with a gun, a bloody knife and tissue boxes. From this evidence Grumpy White will be charged for attempted murder and taking a hostage.

On Monday next week Grumpy White will be going to court to have a trial on this horrible incident.

Snow White relieved that’s it’s all over

By Chloe


“We have caught he r .”

Mrs and Mr Ste p and the ir daughte r White Snow have be e n going through comple te trauma dur ing the las t couple of we e ks . T he re have be e n two atte mpte d murde rs by Que e n Eme rald that have fa ile d.

Que e n Eme rald tr ie d to s abotage White Snow by pois oning apple s . We don’t know what che micals Que e n Eme rald us e d to pois on the s e apple s .

“We are s o s care d to e ve n walk out of the hous e ,” Mrs Ste p s aid.

“But now we have caught he r , we all fe e l bit s afe r in our Small litt le town,” Mr Ste p s aid.

Que e n Eme rald was je alous of White Snow for taking he r child’s place on the throne . T his now me ans that he r pr ince s s has to wait

until White Snow s he pas s e s away for he r daughte r to be que e n.

T he Que e n is now in ja il, and will be he ld in cus tody for thre e to four mouths until s he is a llowe d to go on patrol.

Mis s Eme rald s aid to the family that s he ; “is ve ry s or ry about what I have done , and I will try to make it up by only not be ing he ld cus tody and als o do the ir hous e work.”

By Kirby

The apples that the Queen used to poison Miss White Snow


The three pigs Bacon, Ham and Pork have broken their silence about the attempted murder by Mr Wolf in the Deep Dark forest. One of the youngest pigs Bacon said, ‘’I was making a brick house when I The three pigs Bacon, Ham and Pork have broken their silence about the attempted murder by Mr Wolf in the Deep Dark Forest. One of the youngest pigs, Bacon, said, ‘’I was making a brick house when I heard my brother Pork screaming.” At that very moment he knew that it was the wolf he had seen earlier standing next to the tree licking his lips.

When we interviewed Mr Wolf he said, ‘’I didn’t want to murder Bacon, Ham and Pork. I was only trying to get some sugar for my cake.”

The pigs said, ‘’He was blowing and blowing and trying to blow the house down so he could eat them for dinner.”

So they called the F.B.I to sort it all out. When the F.B.I sorted it out, they came to a conclusion and it seemed that the wolf was trying to murder them.

So they took the wolf off and put him in jail for 12 years. While he was in jail, he was nearly bashed up by Jonny the cow.

By Luke


Aulour`s attempted murderer has been arrested and thrown in jail by the National Fairy Guard police.

Malfainat tried to murder Princess Aulour by casting a spell on her 16th birthday. She pricked her finger on a spinning wheel and every one fell into a deep sleep for 100 years. Only a prince’s true love kiss could break the spell.

Police have thrown the all-‐powerful Malifainat in a dungeon far, far away.

Police have quoted that Malifaint isn’t so powerful after all.

Young Aulour is still scared but luckily very safe. She has been put under protection by the National Fairy Guard police.

Luckily Prince Phillip brock the spell and beautiful Princess Aulour was saved!

By Sophie

All you need is true loves kiss.


The mystery of the disappearing children has been solved as undercover agents unveiled the true reason for their disappearance.

The agents from G.I.A.N.T Coral HQ, secured secret surveillance cameras around the serial kidnapper’s home because they suspected that the banjo playing elf was the perpetrator.

Red and Blue, the victims, were wandering through the Black Forest four pm last Tuesday when, as suspected, the elf’s house appeared; enticing them to approach the house.

What agents found extremely suspicious was that the perpetrator’s house was made entirely of liquorice. Investigators are still trying to figure out why, specifically, was the house made of liquorice.

The perpetrator was arrested at the scene and will face trial next week along with a series of charges.

Witnesses say they are glad that he is gone and we are now able to get along with other citizens.

“I am so relieved now that my family and I can carry on with our daily dues.”

By Lucas

Image of the location where the perpetrator was arrested. Picture taken by Fredrick Corn.


After weeks and weeks of investigating the attempted murder of the Three Little Pigs, the serial killer was finally captured outside the Lamozon Forest. Dr. T has killed many pigs before but he always gets away with it. Mr Bacon, Mr Ham and Mr Pork were threatened by Dr. T and also Dr. T tried to murder the three brothers.

Mr Bacon, Mr Ham and Mr Pork were living happily in their three homes made out of sticks, bamboo and bricks, until late

in the afternoon Dr. T tried to commit illegal murder with a machete. Mr Pork escaped his home and ran to his local village to call the FBI. The FBI arrived that day but Dr. T had already escaped to the Lamozon Forest and was on the run.

Luckily today the FBI captured Dr. T outside the Lamozon Forest about to go in the Lamozon Forest. Dr. T has been ruled guilty and will be sentenced for 90 years in jail. ‘’LUCKILY NOW WE CAN LIVE SAFLEY IN OUR HOMES WITH NO INTERUPTION.’’

By Jedd

DR. T CAPTURED

SENTENCED FOR 90 YEARS


After weeks and weeks of investigation the police had

found the Three Little Naughty Pigs hiding in a small shack

where no one could find them after they had destroyed Big W’s house and threatened to

kill him.

It was hard to arrest Piggy Jeff, Piggy Scott and Piggy Greg because they were all very strong and kept forcing themselves out of the cuffs. But the officers eventually put them in the cuffs.

Everyday the three offenders were breaking walls destroying clothes and jewellery. They were also beating him up and threatening to kill the poor wolf.

Big W is now lying down in a hospital bed at North Shore hospital after the bitter assaults from those awful three little pigs.

The three little pigs will now spend ten years in jail. Then when they’re released they will be on a good behaviour bond for three years.

By Max


After three years of being a slave, Cinderella is now free.

On Thursday at about 10am police knocked on the door of Cinderella’s beach shack in Hawaii to investigate Cinderella’s evil stepmother. When they knocked on the door of the beach shack they caught Merideth at the scene yelling at Cinderella to come downstairs and clean the dirty clothes that her beautiful step mother only tried on once and threw on the floor.

Cinderella’s step mother was reported to police for child slavery by Cinderella’s Prince Charming.

When Merideth, the evil stepmother, opened the door the police and his team of investigators asked Merideth some questions. After about half an hour of questioning the police arrested the evil stepmother. She will go to jail for seven years for child slavery and installing surveillance cameras in Cinderella’s room.

The evil stepmother went to court on Friday at 12pm (midday) and the judge decided to send the evil stepmother to jail. While the step

mother is in jail the evil stepmother’s children Jessica and Maddie will go to an orphanage in the city for seven years and learn some manners.

Cinderella’s evil stepmother admitted that she was making Cinderella work so hard because she didn’t want to do all the work she said “I deserve to go to jail for what I did to that beautiful lady”. Cinderella now lives with her Prince Charming Toby and will have her possessions moved tomorrow morning by Royal movers. Cinderella enjoys her new home she said, “ I didn’t want to report anything because I thought I might get into trouble”. Cinderella deserves to sit down in front of the television. Will Cinderella have a happy ending after all?

By Bella


Afte r two long we e ks of pa in and hor ror the police have fina lly and s ucce s s fully impr is one d Mr B.B Wolf.

On May the 7 th, We dne s day afte rnoon, it came to de te c tive Mr Frog’s a tte ntion tha t a c r iminal has be e n lurking in the de e p dark fore s t , trying to a tte mpt murde r . Ms Litt le Re d Riding Hood (witne s s ) has be e n working with Mr Frog, te s ting ne w traps to impr is on this c r iminal. T wo we e ks la te r the y had forme d a plan and s ucce s s fully impr is one d the numbe r one cr iminal of a ll t ime .

Mr B Wolf was hiding in the fore s t r e ady to pounce on the ac tor of the plan, whe n Mr Frog had the honour of a r re s ting Mr Wolf. Mr Wolf has tr ie d s e ve ra l a tte mpts of murde r in the pas t but luckily fa ile d. His mothe r is dis grace d with him and will be a t cour t.

Mr B.B Wolf will be s e nt to cour t on Fr iday morning, and the n we will confirm if Mr Wolf is innoce nt or guilty . Mr Frog will be a t the cour t with Litt le Re d Riding Hood and Mr Wolf’s mothe r . More information will come through on Saturday about what happe ns in the cour t room. T he pr is one r will be s pe nding the night in ja il whe re he can’t caus e

By Bianca

any more trouble ; Mr Ham will be watching him.

He re is what Mr Frog and Litt le Re d Riding Hood had to s ay:

“It was a br illiant plan, and we are ve ry happy with the capture . And we couldn’t have done it without Litt le Re d Riding Hood’s he lp and the wolf’s mothe r ,” s a id Mr Frog

“It was mainly Mr Frog’s plan; I jus t wante d to ge t tha t c r iminal in bars for good. I am glad I am able to go and s e e my poor old grandmothe r s afe ly, without any s trange rs haras s ing me ,” e xcla ime d Litt le Re d Riding Hood.

Mr Wolf’s mothe r had s ome thing to s ay as we ll.

“We are hor r ifie d a t Mr Wolf’s bad manne rs ; we thought we ra is e d him r ight, we ll a t le as t he is going to be with his grandfa the r ,” c r ie d Mrs Wolf.

Mr B Wolf planning to attempt murder.


Afte r we e ks of te r ror in the Stone y Village it is finally at pe ace . Mis s White was caught in the act of placing pois onous apple s on he r s te pmothe r’s door s te p at he r cottage .

He r s e ve n dwarfs or known as the “s e ve n s lave s ” had calle d the police s aying Mis s White had take n he r fiancé hos tage and was going to murde r he r s te p- mothe r , who “would ne ve r hur t a fly,” s aid one of the dwarfs .

T he y guarde d Mis s White ’s s te pmothe r’s cottage day and night until finally the y caught Mis s White in the act.

Mis s White was us ing he r s e ve n dwarfs like s le d dogs . Mis s White had place d a bas ke t of apple s that s e e me d harmle s s but the y couldn’t take any chance s . T he apple s unde rwe nt a s e r ie s of te s ts until the y found a re s ult......T he y we re pois onous .

T he y tracke d he r down and the te am of an unde rcove r s ocie ty barge d into he r tiny mans ion and thre w a bag ove r Mis s White ’s he ad s he s tar te d s cre aming out, “this is not how you tre at a pr ince s s ,” and “I’m innoce nt! I’m innoce nt!” But the y ignore d he r cr ie s .

Mis s White was s e nte nce d to 15 ye ars in gaol for atte mpte d murde r and kidnapping.

Mis s White ’s s te p- mothe r and he r hus band to be are re unite d and he r dwarfs are living with he r s te p-mothe r and Pr ince Charming.

Miss White Might Looks Harmless but Don’t Be Fooled: Posing for a Photo out The Front of Her Stepmother’s Cottage


After weeks imprisoned in a high tower, the royal lady is finally reunited with her son.

Last Thursday, the Princess of Far, Far, Away walked out of the highest tower in the castle with terror in her eyes and her baby in her arms. Police planted outside the door were stunned to find a tiny elf-‐like man surrounded by solid gold straw.

The oddly named perpetrator, Mr R. Umpelstiltskin blackmailed Princess Charlotte into spinning straw into gold with the threat of harming her baby. She alerted the authorities immediately and was distraught at not having her baby with her.

After calming down with the capture of Mr Umpelstiltskin, the Princess confirmed that she had to guess his name in three days to get her baby back. “I heard him singing in the garden, saying ‘She’ll never guess, my name is Rumpelstiltskin!’ I knew then I would get my darling little boy back,” said Princess Charlotte after an enraged Mr Umpelstiltskin was dragged off in chains.

Miss S. Beauty, expert on elfin creatures explains Mr Umpelstiltskin’s possible motive. “Elves and fairies and the like are very cheeky, witty and greedy. The perpetrator may have needed the gold for a wager or something similar.”

If you are being blackmailed, threatened, or pestered by some such elfin creature, contact the Humane Relocation of Elfin Offenders Squad (H.R.E.O.S.) to have a professional squad relocate them in an utterly humane way, and to ensure the safety of you and your family.

-‐Miss R. R. Hood (Alice)

Rumpelstiltskin with a miserable Princess. (Artists Impression)


The Three Bears arrived home last night and noticed that all of their food had been stolen.

Police have been investigating the home for any evidence of the thief to the Three Bear’s home.

Momma Bear told channel 778 news that “the house was like a pig’s breakfast it was a mess”. It was reported by police that there was porridge all over the floor.

Baby Bear slipped over some porridge and was badly injured. He is recovering in hospital now and hopefully he will recover as soon as possible.

Neighbours told police “we saw a girl with lovely curly golden hair”. Investigators also found strands of golden hair on one of the bed’s pillow cases.

Apparently someone saw a girl open the front door on Friday

the 13th of March at around 4:45 pm and was reported leaving the home on Saturday the 14th of March at 12:50pm the next day.

It was caught on security camera. The girl had a very dirty dress and was looking tired and flustered.

If you know any information please contact thief stoppers at 24121994.

Have you seen this girl before?

By Alkira


Last Wednesday, the 5th of April, the riddling robber was caught in the basement of a apartment in Chevington, England.

He was caught after a neighbouring resident saw a golden chicken being carried into an apartment at across the road at around midnight.

The police had been searching for two weeks after two elderly phoned the police, 999, because a small boy had stolen their prized golden chicken.

In court the boy said, “I sold my mum’s cow for money but instead the customer gave me fake money.

“I didn’t know that someone owned it,”

Jack allegedly stole a golden chicken costing over 5.2 million dollars from a house he thought was derelict and had heard stories that it was haunted by two oversized, scarred humans. “He hacked the door down with an axe,” said a petrified local that saw it out of his bedroom window.

Jack was charged with burglary and was jailed for five weeks. Relatives and friends say that he shouldn’t be jailed because he didn’t know he was stealing. Mr C.Giant and Mrs F.Giant say they are glad to be reunited with their prized golden chicken. Jack says, “I was just trying to make a living for my mum and I”.

The Giant community are assured now that they will not be burgled after the swift detective work of the police.

by Shannon


Jack was given five magic beans. Jack planted those beans and that’s when it went all wrong.

Police believe that Jack was approached by Mr Bean who had stolen five magic beans from the castle. Mr Bean told Jack to run back home and plant the beans at the edge of the forest.

Jack took beans home that afternoon. Jack had said in his interview that he took a bag that had the five magic along with his large pocket knife and a blanket. That night Jack snuck out of the house and began to walk to the edge of the forest. When Jack came to the edge of the forest and planted the beans and began to make camp for the night.

That morning Jack woke up out the front of the giants’ palace.

Jack claims that the giant grabbed him and tried to make a human sausage roll out of him. The giant put jack in the oven. Jack said that he used his pocket knife to cut his way through the dough. He snuck out of the oven and climb on top of the oven. As the giant pulled out the dough jacked jumped from the top of the oven and stabbed the giant in the back and killed the giant.

As Jack made his way home he saw a golden duck that laid golden eggs. He grabbed the duck and climbed down the

Bean stalk When Jack reached the bottom of the bean stalk police where there to arrest him.

By Dex


After three days of being held hostage in a mysterious forest the police have finally investigated the crime scene, freed the Three Little Pigs and captured the serial killer.

On Wednesday, 3rd April Captain Ralph and the rest of his crew went into the Three Little Pig’s house and found Mr Wolf holding the pigs hostage. The police surrounded Mr Wolf which forced him to surrender.

Mr Wolf has raided several homes but the police were always too late, now they have been successful.

The serial killer used his big lung capacity to blow down two of the pigs’ previous houses (a leaf house and a tree house) and had found a way into their third house, the concrete house and had been threatening to kill them for three days.

Mr Wolf will spend the rest of his life in jail for taking people hostage and the Three Little Pigs will live

peacefully with no harassment or being hassled again.

“I’m glad we are safe now but that was definitely one of the scariest and terrifying moments of my life,” Mr Porky said.

The Three Little Pigs finally saved

By Angus


It was called to the police’s attentions last week that a young girl called Cinderella was being terrorised by her step mum and stepsisters.

Cinderella’s past is not so pretty. Her mum died from a heart attack and her dad from illness so she was left with her stepmum and stepsisters who did not like her so they treated her like a slave.

This was brought to the police’s attention by their neighbour Miss Brown when she saw Cinderella’s stepsisters making her doing horrible things. Then they just walk off. When Miss Brown told the police she said, “they treat her so badly when she tries to be nice”. But Cinderella’s stepmum said that it was a lie so the case was closed.

Miss Brown knew that Cinderella’s stepmum was trying to cover it up so no one would know. But Miss Brown kept a close eye on Cinderella’s stepmum and with the help of her camera Miss Brown had the proof she needed to prove that something was going on in there.

Miss Brown gathered the proof on the night of the ball. When she saw Cinderella’s stepmum yelling at her saying that she would never go to the ball with

hair and a dress like that. Then she tripped Cinderella over and hurried of to the ball with her daughters leaving Cinderella on the ground crying. Miss Brown said she ran over to Cinderella and gave her a box and inside the box was a dress more beautiful than any of the dresses her stepmum or stepsisters had. It was blue was frills and ribbons. Then from around the corner a carriage with two white horses appeared. Miss Brown said that she would do whatever she could to get Cinderella to the ball and it worked. Cinderella went to the ball and danced with the prince all night.

The next day Miss Brown went to the police who went to Cinderella’s house and showed the evidence to the stepmum and stepsisters who gave in and the punishment was to work in the stables. On the other hand Cinderella married the Prince of Woodrick and the party was so big everyone was invited. The only people that weren’t invited were Cinderella’s stepmum and stepsisters who had the job to look after everyone’s’ horses that had come to the party. So in the end only good people live happily every after.

By Ella


On the Sunday 12th of July, las t we e k the T hre e Little Pigs re por te d the Big Bad Wolf for atte mpte d murde r . T he Bid Bad Wolf was trying to ge t into the ir hous e once again.

T he Big Bad Wolf was trying to ge t into the ir hous e many ways . T he T hre e Little Pigs we re be coming ve ry s care d s o the y calle d the police . T he T hre e Little Pigs s aid, “we we re ve ry horr ifie d that he is s till accus ing us ’’.

T he police race d to the s ce ne imme diate ly and ar re s te d Mr Big Bad Wolf. T he y we re ve ry happy to s e e Mr Big Bad Wolf be caus e the y have be e n trying to catch him for ye ars .

By Scarlett

On We dne s day the 15th of July Mr Big Bad Wolf we nt to cour t. He was s e nte nce d with a five - ye ar ja il s e nte nce .

T he y s aid, “We are ve ry ple as e d that he is now in ja il s o he can not accus e anyone e ls e ’’.

T he T hre e Little Pigs we nt back to the ir home in Me rryville and we re ve ry ple as e d to be s afe again.

“We will not be living in horror and als o be ing te r r ifie d for five ye ars . Hope fully he has le arnt a le s s on and won’t do it again,” the y s aid with re lie f.

Mr Big Bad Wolf trying to get into the Three Little Pig’s house.


After one week of fear in ‘Once Upon a Time Land,’ throughout the forest it has been dead silent. The police have officially caught the perpetrator that committed several crimes of stalking, trespassing, fraud and attempted murder. Mr Big Bad Wolf attempted to eat a various amount of young girls wandering through the forest going to their grandmothers.

On Wednesday Detective Fred and his ultimate team of investigators captured Mr Big Bad Wolf inside Mrs Granny Hood’s house. The police received a ‘000’ call from a tree cutter man called Swfen. Swfen reported to the police that Mr Big Bad Wolf was attempting to eat Little Red Riding Hood.

“I was just wandering in the forest to get to my Granny’s cottage, but a gigantic wolf popped out of nowhere and immediately started questioning me. Then when I arrived at my Gran’s I noticed something strange about her. After I had described what she had looked like. The wolf tried to eat me! I was so horrified. Fortunately a man saved me,” she exclaimed after the incident.

When the police arrested Mr Big Bad Wolf, they discovered that he had stored Granny in a cupboard. They took their time unravelling the rope off her.

Swfen was named a hero to the Hood family.

“I am so proud to be called a hero, yeah,” said Swfen.

The government of Once Upon a Time Land is impressed with Detective Fred and his team for arresting a serial criminal.

“I should always listen to my mum because she told me not to talk to strangers,” Red Riding Hood said.

Mr Big Bad Wolf will be imprisoned in the Once Upon a Time Land jail for 20 years.

‘Mothers are always right!’

Mr Big Bad Wolf sentenced to jail for 20 years

20 years in jail-‐ Mr Big bad Wolf Arrested at Granny Hood’s house.

By Victoria


The one wolf was in his home playing on his xbox360 and then the mail arrived and he had a look at the front page of the newspaper. The pigs are the prime suspects in the 3 deaths of Steve, Bob and Junior. The wolf was terrified. The wolf kept reading and it was a few blocks down from his home.

The wolf was still terrified and he was thinking of moving to Florida. The wolf was still looking for a place to live by that time and the three pigs had their plan to rig the wolf’s home.

The wolf heard footsteps on the roof so the wolf went up there and had a look but there was nothing, but one of the pigs who pushed the wolf down the chimney. Before that the second pig had put a boiling pot

of water at the end of the chimney and the wolf fell into the pot and the pigs started to eat the wolf. The next-‐door neighbour wanted a bit of fuel for his lawnmower but the next-‐door neighbour saw the three pigs and called the police. The police locked the pigs in jail with a mutant donkey. The pigs were locked up in jail for life. On the third day in jail the mutant donkey ate the three pigs.

By Mitchell


On Tuesday afternoon there was an astonishing news update about the Three Little Piggies. Billy, Bill and Bob were having a competition in who can make the best house to live in.

“I think I can make the best house,” said Bill. “No way, my building skills are so much better than yours,” bragged Bob. “I’m gonna win,” cheered Billy.

They all gathered everything they could find to build their houses. It had seemed to be that Bob was making his house out of straw, Bill’s out of sticks and Billy’s was out of brick.

Once they had finished the judges arrived to see whose house was the best build. Billy won because of the houses stability and also the safest to live in without it collapsing on you.

And on Wednesday morning Victor, the apparently big bad wolf, knocked on the Little Piggies

door. The Little Piggies said to never trust a wolf and out of nowhere they attacked Victor the wolf and called triple zero for the police to tell them they knew what Victor was going to do to them, eat them.

Rose and Bruce the police reported to the wolf family and told them everything and asked them questions. “He was only going out to make some new friends to play with” said Mr and Mrs Wolf.

The police caught the Three Piggies and they all served eight years in jail for attempt murder.

By Teagan


After two long weeks of horror in Once Upon a Time land police have very successfully caught the perpetrator who has attempted murder.

On Wednesday afternoon detective Frog Samsum was at the scene after the ‘000' call from Little Red Riding Hood. “He tried to eat my grandma” said Little Red. The Big Bad Wolf was put in hand cuffs and sent to the high court where his punishment will be decided.

“ We have one person to thank who is the real hero and that is Lumber Jack,” said the police. “He came and he showed the Wolf who’s boss!” said Little Red. Lumber Jack was there in a flash and gave the Wolf a

beating while Little Red called the police. The police came but half their work was done because Lumber Jack already had the Big Bad Wolf pinned to the ground, all the police did was put him in hand cuffs and drove him away.

IF YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE JUST CALL ‘000’.

By Grace


After four weeks of searching, seven year olds Hansel and Gretel were found yesterday afternoon at approximately 4.39pm police came across a large scream. They quickly rushed to the scene. The police caught young, but ugly women trying to tackle two young children, who were later identified to be young Hansel and Gretel who went missing four weeks ago in Deedley forest.

Their mum explained “I was returning home from work when I noticed the door wide open. I rushed inside, desperate to see if the kids were safe but couldn’t find them anywhere.”

The police questioned Hansel and Gretel who said they were just playing outside their family home when the young witch came along and asked if they wanted some lollies, that’s when things all went wrong. They were tricked and kidnapped while having passed out from what must have been poisonous lollies. Hansel said he regretted it dearly as it nearly cost him their lives. He also explained that Witch Irvine was trying to fatten him up so she’d be able to

cook and eat him, while using Gretel as a servant.

The decision on how long Witch Irvine will be sentenced to jail has yet not been decided but is estimated sixty years and a $10,000 fine for kidnapping and attempted murder.

The family are now questioning as to why witch Irvine kidnapped them. More updates on this story will come soon.

Witch Irvine bringing the kids into her home after kidnapping them.

By Sienna


Caught in the act, the Big Wolf had be e n found gobbling down Little Re d Riding Hood’s Grandmothe r!

On the 12 th of May at around 3:30pm a lumbe r jack by the name of Ge orge he ard a de afe ning s cre am from his s hack in the woods . He bolte d toward the s cre am to find hims e lf a t Little Re d’s Grandmothe r’s hous e . He kicke d down the door and charge d at Mr B. Wolf with his axe , s lice d ope n Mr B. Wolf and re s cue d Little Re d’s grandmothe r .

“My he ro,” Little Re d’s grandmothe r had told the police .

But, not long afte r police ar r ive d at the s ce ne , Little Re d s aid, “it was n’t the fir s t bad wolf e xpe r ie nce .” Police we re s hocke d by this ne ws ; the y told he r to te ll the m more .

“We ll, I was on my way to Grandma’s hous e whe n the Mr B. Wolf jumpe d out a t me . He was as king me que s tions like whe re are you going? Whe re doe s your

grandmothe r live ? and why are you going the re ?” Little Re d had told the police .

Ge orge had als o s aid whe n he kicke d down the door he s aw Mr B. Wolf in Grandma’s clothe s !

Police as ke d ne ighbours of Little Re d’s Grandmothe r if the y have s e e n the wolf be fore . Mos t of the m s aid ye s ! T he y s aid that Mr B. Wolf had be e n s e e n s talking pe ople .

Mr B. Wolf is now going to ja il for 25 ye ars for s ta lking and atte mpte d murde r .

By Ashley

Mr B. Wolf is angry because he is going to jail.


After months of searching Hansel and Gretel are home. On Tuesday the 21st of October at approximately 9:33am Hansel aged 8 and Gretel aged 9 told their mother and father Jane and Peter that they were going to walk down to their local lolly shop which was located just 400metres from the family’s house. But little did the parents know that their two beloved children would not return home.

After an hour had past the two parents started to become concerned because Hansel and Gretel hadn’t arrived back from the shops. The mother and father said, “All of these thoughts started to rush through our heads.” Not long after they had realised that Hansel and Gretel hadn’t come home they called the Dobbler police. The police started to question the mother and father about when they last saw their children and how long they had been gone.

It had been seven days since mother Jane and father Peter had last seen their two innocent children. Police had now come to a stage where they had become

furious with trying to find Mr and Mrs Chubber’s children. They decided that they would question everybody who lived near the Chubber’s house.

They started questioning the old lady who lived across from the shops. The police said that she was very eager not to let the police even step foot in her house.

A month later it came to the police’s attention that after questioning all of the neighbours there was only one person that they were suspicious about, the old lady. One day when she was not home police decided that they would undertake a house search. Just as the police broke down the door they saw Hansel and Gretel run out in fear.

Weeks later the old woman was arrested for kidnapping the children and was sentenced to 5 years in jail.

Last seen on secured cameras in their

local lolly shop

By Tayla

Home at Last


By Luca

The Three Bears, Paws, Growl and Roar, have alerted the police the police of a mysterious criminal and have also determined their suspicions of a trespasser, thief and vandalising criminal all in one villainous figure.

The Three Bears phoned the police on the night of July the 24th to inform them that a young child had ran out from their house as they came home from their walk. They stated that the criminal ate the youngest bear’s porridge, broken his chair and messed up his bed.

“My porridge was eaten,” cried the youngest bear, Paw. “And my chair was broken and my bed was messed up!”

“This is an outrage!” roared his father. “I want this criminal caught immediately.”

This piece of information determines the Police of Far Far Away Land’s suspicion of a mysterious serial criminal committing several crimes per month. This outrage has lasted for

three months and now the police finally have a description of the perpetrator.

The perpetrator, presumably a child, has short blonde curls and an appearance of a nine year old girl; she was last seen wearing red sneakers, green shorts and a pink dress. The police are looking for this girl; if anyone has any clues relating to these crimes please contact the police at once.

Police are everywhere looking for this girl, investigating everyone who claims to have seen this villain. No one has found this criminal yet so please, if you have seen the perpetrator of these treacherous crimes, report to the local police immediately.

Scene of The Crime:

This is an image of the location of the crime.

Picture taken by Henry Apple.


After three weeks of humiliation in Once Upon A Time Land the Three Nasty Pigs were caught red handed for attempted murder of Mr S. Wolf.

On Tuesday Mr Drake and his team were off on an investigation to track down the Three Nasty Pigs. Mr Drake found traces of the suspicious criminals that will soon be charged thousands of dollars.

On Thursday last week Mr S. Wolf was making a cake for his grandma’s birthday, when he realised that he had no sugar. Mr S. Wolf thought and said, “Maybe the Three Nasty Pigs would have some. When he arrived at their house, he knocked on the door and asked if they had any sugar. They didn’t reply. He told them the reason why he needed the sugar but they still didn’t reply. Mr S. Wolf was waiting at the door not saying anything until a fly flew onto his nose. Mr s. Wolf was trying to blow it off. The Three Nasty Pigs thought Mr S. Wolf was trying to blow their house down.

The Three Nasty Pigs wouldn’t let the wolf have any sugar and the wolf wouldn’t go away from the

house. The three nasty pigs opened the door and took the wolf to Mr Dog’s old brick house and tried to murder the wolf. Mr Dog was in the old brick house and saw the Three Nasty Pigs murdering the wolf.

Mr Dog called 219 and the Three Nasty Pigs were sent to jail for 15 years.

The Three Nasty Pigs took Mr S. Wolf to Mr Dog’s old brick house when he just asked to borrow some sugar.

By Emma-‐Jane

6B Fairy Tale Crimes FRAUD QUEEN

MARRIED BELOVED KING Our beloved king, King Kevin first has just married fraudulent Queen that faked her talent of spinning straw into gold.

A strange man by the name of Rumpelstiltskin is the real expert at this weird but wonderful talent.

On Friday the 13th May the authorities barged into the Royal Castle to interview the new Queen at the police station.

The last time we heard from the police was two hours ago telling channel 57 that the Queen would be attending court on the 20th of May which will be live on channel 57 on the day.

The police have already found out most of the story which takes away the crime from her. This is what Rumpelstiltskin thinks is the truth and probably is-‐ A poor man had a chance to meet and speak with the king and tell him that his daughter could spin straw into gold. So the king believed him and ordered the man’s daughter to come to the castle and spin a large pile of straw into gold.

As she arrived to the castle she was locked into a room with straw and because she had no idea how to spin straw into gold, she began to cry.

Suddenly a little man, who was Rumpelstiltskin, appeared and spun the straw for her. The king was so impressed he made her spin two more rooms full of straw into gold. After Rumpelstiltskin did that for her she had given him her ring and necklace for two of the rooms but she didn’t have anything else to give him for the last room so he asked for her first child and she said yes.

Two days later the poor man’s daughter, Isabella the Queen, married the king and thought they’d live happily ever after.

It had only been eight months since the wedding and Queen Isabella has given birth to a little prince. Now that Rumpelstiltskin has turned up everything has turned up-‐side-‐down.

We will have more on this shilly shally on the news on channel 57 tonight.

By Georgia


Two weeks ago on Thursday at dusk, terror struck the friendly little town of Far Far Away Land, when a 72 year old woman was murdered. The crime took place at 5:30 in Violet McCurny’s house. Earlier that day Violet had received a phone call from her granddaughter saying that she would come around to deliver some tasty goods. At 5:15 Violet received a knock at her door; it could only be her granddaughter, Lily Red Riding Hood. So Violet said, “Come in”. But the dark figure that hovered in the door way was not Lily Red Riding Hood.

That terrible night struck everyone’s heart with unbearable sadness, as Violet Mcurney was a beloved community member. Violet was a part of The Garden Crew, The Baking Society and she would conduct tours of the area.

An hour or two after the murder, Lily Red Riding Hood arrived at the scene of the crime. “I was horrified to see my Grandma dead on the floor with a dark figure standing over her,” Lily said.

“As soon as I saw him I knew right away that he was Mr C. Wolf who had just been released from prison!” “I can’t believe he struck again! With murder!” said Mary (Violet’s neighbour).

Police have once again caught Mr C. Wolf and he will once again return to prison where many people believe he belongs.

The big bad wolf sentenced for the rest of his life in jail.

By Lily

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