1. Slide02-1 1. Slide02-1 2. Slide03-1 2. Slide03-1 3. Slide01-1 3. Slide01-1 Top 10 reasons you know you are in a red neck church Top 10 reasons you know you are in a red neck church 4. Slide01-1 4. Slide01-1 10. When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," four guys stand up. 10. When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," four guys stand up. 5. Slide04-1 5. Slide04-1 9. People ask -- when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000 -- whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. 9. People ask -- when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000 -- whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. 6. Slide04-1 6. Slide04-1 8. The church is closed on the opening day of deer season. 8. The church is closed on the opening day of deer season. 7. Slide04-1 7. Slide04-1 7. When a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “it ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." 7. When a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “it ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." 8. Slide04-1 8. Slide04-1 6. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. 6. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
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1. Slide02-11. Slide02-1 2. Slide03-12. Slide03-1
3. Slide01-13. Slide01-1
Top 10 reasons you know you are in a red neck churchTop 10 reasons you know you are in a red neck church
4. Slide01-14. Slide01-1
10. When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," four guys stand up.
10. When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," four guys stand up.
5. Slide04-15. Slide04-1
9. People ask -- when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000 -- whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
9. People ask -- when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000 -- whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
6. Slide04-16. Slide04-1
8. The church is closed on the opening day of deer season.8. The church is closed on the opening day of deer season.
7. Slide04-17. Slide04-1
7. When a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “it ain't never been in a hole it
couldn't get out of."
7. When a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “it ain't never been in a hole it
couldn't get out of."
8. Slide04-18. Slide04-1
6. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
6. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
9. Slide04-19. Slide04-1 10. Slide04-110. Slide04-1
11. Slide04-111. Slide04-1 12. Slide04-112. Slide04-1
13. Slide04-113. Slide04-1 14. Slide12-114. Slide12-1
15. Slide04-115. Slide04-1 16. Slide13-116. Slide13-1
17. Slide14-117. Slide14-1 18. Slide15-118. Slide15-1
19. Slide16-119. Slide16-1 20. Slide17-120. Slide17-1
21. Slide18-121. Slide18-1 22. Slide19-122. Slide19-1
23. Slide20-123. Slide20-1 24. Slide21-124. Slide21-1
25. Slide2525. Slide25 26. Background.jpg26. Background.jpg
27. Slide2727. Slide27 28. Slide2828. Slide28
29. Background.jpg29. Background.jpg 30. Slide3030. Slide30
31. Slide3131. Slide31 32. Slide3232. Slide32
33. The Mission (Forgiveness)33. The Mission (Forgiveness)00:08:43.56
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35. Background 02.jpg35. Background 02.jpg 36. Background 02.jpg36. Background 02.jpg
1. Slide02-11. Slide02-1 2. Slide03-12. Slide03-1
3. Slide01-13. Slide01-1 4. Slide01-14. Slide01-1
5. Slide04-15. Slide04-1 6. Slide04-16. Slide04-1
7. Slide04-17. Slide04-1 8. Slide04-18. Slide04-1
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5. The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
5. The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
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4. The collection plates are really hubcaps from a 1956 Chevy pickup truck.
4. The collection plates are really hubcaps from a 1956 Chevy pickup truck.
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3. Instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call. 3. Instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call.
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2. Every dish of the church potluck contains some form of venison.
2. Every dish of the church potluck contains some form of venison.
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1. The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, ya hear."
1. The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, ya hear."
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15. Slide04-115. Slide04-1
He ate/drank/got up/left/despised He ate/drank/got up/left/despised
16. Slide13-116. Slide13-1
17. Slide14-117. Slide14-1 18. Slide15-118. Slide15-1
19. Slide16-119. Slide16-1 20. Slide17-120. Slide17-1
21. Slide18-121. Slide18-1 22. Slide19-122. Slide19-1
23. Slide20-123. Slide20-1 24. Slide21-124. Slide21-1
25. Slide2525. Slide25 26. Background.jpg26. Background.jpg
27. Slide2727. Slide27 28. Slide2828. Slide28
29. Background.jpg29. Background.jpg 30. Slide3030. Slide30
31. Slide3131. Slide31 32. Slide3232. Slide32
33. The Mission (Forgiveness)33. The Mission (Forgiveness)00:08:43.56
34. Slide3334. Slide33
35. Background 02.jpg35. Background 02.jpg 36. Background 02.jpg36. Background 02.jpg
1. Slide02-11. Slide02-1 2. Slide03-12. Slide03-1
3. Slide01-13. Slide01-1 4. Slide01-14. Slide01-1
5. Slide04-15. Slide04-1 6. Slide04-16. Slide04-1
7. Slide04-17. Slide04-1 8. Slide04-18. Slide04-1
9. Slide04-19. Slide04-1 10. Slide04-110. Slide04-1
11. Slide04-111. Slide04-1 12. Slide04-112. Slide04-1
13. Slide04-113. Slide04-1 14. Slide12-114. Slide12-1
15. Slide04-115. Slide04-1 16. Slide13-116. Slide13-1
17. Slide14-117. Slide14-1 18. Slide15-118. Slide15-1
19. Slide16-119. Slide16-1 20. Slide17-120. Slide17-1
21. Slide18-121. Slide18-1 22. Slide19-122. Slide19-1
23. Slide20-123. Slide20-1 24. Slide21-124. Slide21-1
25. Slide2525. Slide25 26. Background.jpg26. Background.jpg
27. Slide2727. Slide27 28. Slide2828. Slide28
29. Background.jpg29. Background.jpg 30. Slide3030. Slide30
31. Slide3131. Slide31 32. Slide3232. Slide32
33. The Mission (Forgiveness)33. The Mission (Forgiveness)00:08:43.56
34. Slide3334. Slide33
35. Background 02.jpg35. Background 02.jpg 36. Background 02.jpg36. Background 02.jpg
1. Slide02-11. Slide02-1 2. Slide03-12. Slide03-1
3. Slide01-13. Slide01-1 4. Slide01-14. Slide01-1
5. Slide04-15. Slide04-1 6. Slide04-16. Slide04-1
7. Slide04-17. Slide04-1 8. Slide04-18. Slide04-1
9. Slide04-19. Slide04-1 10. Slide04-110. Slide04-1
11. Slide04-111. Slide04-1 12. Slide04-112. Slide04-1
13. Slide04-113. Slide04-1 14. Slide12-114. Slide12-1
15. Slide04-115. Slide04-1 16. Slide13-116. Slide13-1
17. Slide14-117. Slide14-1 18. Slide15-118. Slide15-1
19. Slide16-119. Slide16-1 20. Slide17-120. Slide17-1
21. Slide18-121. Slide18-1 22. Slide19-122. Slide19-1
23. Slide20-123. Slide20-1 24. Slide21-124. Slide21-1
25. Slide2525. Slide25 26. Background.jpg26. Background.jpg
27. Slide2727. Slide27 28. Slide2828. Slide28
29. Background.jpg29. Background.jpg 30. Slide3030. Slide30
31. Slide3131. Slide31 32. Slide3232. Slide32
33. The Mission (Forgiveness)33. The Mission (Forgiveness)00:08:43.56
34. Slide3334. Slide33
35. Background 02.jpg35. Background 02.jpg 36. Background 02.jpg36. Background 02.jpg
1. Slide02-11. Slide02-1 2. Slide03-12. Slide03-1
3. Slide01-13. Slide01-1 4. Slide01-14. Slide01-1
5. Slide04-15. Slide04-1 6. Slide04-16. Slide04-1
7. Slide04-17. Slide04-1 8. Slide04-18. Slide04-1
9. Slide04-19. Slide04-1 10. Slide04-110. Slide04-1
11. Slide04-111. Slide04-1 12. Slide04-112. Slide04-1
13. Slide04-113. Slide04-1 14. Slide12-114. Slide12-1
15. Slide04-115. Slide04-1 16. Slide13-116. Slide13-1
17. Slide14-117. Slide14-1 18. Slide15-118. Slide15-1
19. Slide16-119. Slide16-1 20. Slide17-120. Slide17-1
21. Slide18-121. Slide18-1 22. Slide19-122. Slide19-1
23. Slide20-123. Slide20-1 24. Slide21-124. Slide21-1
25. Slide2525. Slide25 26. Background.jpg26. Background.jpg
27. Slide2727. Slide27 28. Slide2828. Slide28
29. Background.jpg29. Background.jpg 30. Slide3030. Slide30
31. Slide3131. Slide31 32. Slide3232. Slide32
33. The Mission (Forgiveness)33. The Mission (Forgiveness)00:08:43.56
34. Slide3334. Slide33
35. Background 02.jpg35. Background 02.jpg 36. Background 02.jpg36. Background 02.jpg
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