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“3” IS THE MAGIC NUMBER

May 03, 2022

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“3” IS THE MAGIC NUMBER Because Tropicana Pure Valencia is made with only the top 3% of their Valencia oranges, this platform celebrates the number 3.

We salute the tricycle, the triangle and the holy trinity

We commend Freud and his vision

We respect the power of the past, present and future

The vision of A, B and C

The awe of triceratops

Your husband’s appreciation of The Three Stooges

We know that good things come in threes

They always have

Tropicana Pure Valencia Made with the top 3% of Valencia oranges

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TASTE BLINDNESS Drinkers of Tropicana Pure Valencia share a level of perception and discernment exhibited by only 3% of the population.

Can you see the difference of Tropicana Pure Valencia? If not, then you more than likely can’t taste it either.

You see, Tropicana Pure Valencia only uses the top 3% of our pure Valencia oranges. But most people can’t see it. If they could, they would, obviously, drink it.

PSA’s

• Train posters

• Doctor’s office posters

Online tests

• “Do you suffer from taste blindness? 97% of the population does. Screen yourself online at www.tasteblindness.com”

TV spots where those that are drinking it are mesmerized by the “orange blindness” of others

• Dick Cheney shooting his buddy

• A guy in a nasty car accident who didn’t see the orange cone

• All witnessed by somebody drinking TPV – who is transfixed

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THE QUEST FOR PERFECTION_V1 Can Tropicana really discover the finest oranges in the world and bottle them for me? I don’t believe it.

Throughout the centuries, across the globe, tales have been told of heroes and heroines embarking on perilous journeys in search of enlightenment, lost treasures and rare artifacts.

In their efforts, battles have been waged; souls lost and lives forever altered. With scholars perplexed, mortals eluded and the gods tempted, the question remains: Is the quest for perfection really a fruitless one?

We think not. Tropicana Pure Valencia

THE QUEST FOR PERFECTION_V2 Can Tropicana really discover the finest oranges in the world and bottle them for me? I don’t believe it.

Throughout the centuries, across the globe, legends have been told of heroes and heroines embarking on perilous quests in search of enlightenment, lost treasures and rare artifacts.

The search for the Perfect Orange is one such tale.

Believed to be harvested in a mysterious grove, surrounded by a vast wasteland and guarded by a hideous creature who’s only savior is the goodness of citrus; the Perfect Orange has forced many a seeker to question their determination, will and love.

To this day, adventure-seekers, archaeologists and others of their ilk continue to delve into the darkest recesses of the world for this legendary, delectable, succulent and perfectly rounded fruit. They have yet to find it.

…or have they.

Tropicana Pure Valencia Fact or Fiction?

You decide.

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THE BEST OF THE BEST Some are just better than others. And the best of those are destined for something special.

Astronauts

Harvard Law students

Professional athletes

Olympic gold medalists

Oscar winner

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A CLOCKWORK PORANGE

Tropicana Pure Valencia is so pure – it can sway even the most depraved taste buds.

Aversion therapy takes place, as the juice “droogs” are forced to watch people commit “ultraviolence” to their taste sensibilities by drinking inferior orange juices. Succulent, sweet and sexy Tropicana Pure Valencia is the only answer for them. In fact, it goes so far as to make past “offenders” sick with just the sight of seeing others drink the wrong juices.

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RUB MY RIND A Tropicana Production

The pleasure of Tropicana Pure Valencia is so exquisite it borders on the obscene.

In the dark, drab depths of the Florida panhandle, a succulent temptress resides. Her orange porcelain skin shines through the darkness and radiates the dew that cascades down the slope of her shoulder. Her fate hangs in the rough, calloused hands of Clive.

As much as he didn’t want to destroy her beauty, he couldn’t help himself.

97 others were passed by. Only 3 had the life squeezed out of them And sadly, she was one.

Tropicana Pure Valencia