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NEW YORK. Central Park had itssecond-hottest March onrecord, as thousands of newweather records were set ortied across the U.S., accordingto the National Weather Serv-ice. In New York, the averagetemperature was 50.9 degrees,which was 8.9 degrees abovenormal, while below therecord 51.1 degrees in 1945, ac-cording to the weather service.Across the U.S., 7,577 all-timedaily high temperatures wereset or matched in March. Thewarm weather contributed to adecline in natural gas prices, asless energy was needed to heathomes. BLOOMBERG

Second-hottestMarch onrecord in NYC

FAR ROCKAWAY. A Bronx teenwas charged with wreakinghavoc on an under-construc-tion playground in Far Rock-away, Queens DA RichardBrown announced Friday. Al-lan Swafford, 17, is accused ofdriving a bulldozer through aplayground, tearing throughdecorative pilings. Swaffordallegedly ripped three plasticslides to shreds, and severelydamaged roofing, stairs,posts, railings and evendestroyed a suspended walk-ing bridge. METRO/CB

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NEW YORK. Of the 161 second-place tickets sold in Friday’srecord $640 million Mega Mil-lions, 10 of those were sold inNew York City, according tothe New York Post. Thesecond-place lottery ticketnets $250,000. “One numberoff !” winner Ivy Song griped.She joined a dozen staffers atFuji Japanese Cuisine in For-est Hills in purchasing theticket and they will split theprize money. METRO/CB

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JetBlue pilot’s familysays he meant no harm

Family of pilot who was subdued by passengers onflight asks for privacy Capt. Clayton Osbon stillundergoing medical treatment in Texas After beingcharged, faces possible $250,000 fine and time in jailThe wife of JetBlue AirwaysCapt. Clayton Osbon, whowas subdued by passengerswhile his plane was in flightlast week, said the family isdeclining interviews, andthey don’t believe he intend-ed to hurt anyone.

Connye Osbon asked themedia to respect its privacy

and said thefamily won’tbe grantingany inter-views or mak-ing any fur-ther publiccomments, ac-

cording to the statement re-leased yesterday by JetBlueon the family’s behalf.

“We would like to recog-nize the crew and passengersof Flight 191 for their effec-tive yet compassionate han-

dling of the situation,” thefamily’s statement said. “It isour belief, as Clayton’s fami-ly, that while he was clearlydistressed, he was not inten-tionally violent toward any-one. We know you wereplaced in an awful situationand we appreciate your abili-ty to respond professionally.”

The captain began actingerratically during a flight thatdeparted from JFK Airport onMarch 27. Osbon was lockedout of the cockpit by his co-

pilot as the plane, JetBlueFlight 191, was diverted toTexas.

Osbon, 49, was tackledand sat upon by passengerswhen he tried to re-enter thecockpit after briefly steppingout, the company and federalofficials said. An off-duty pi-lot, who had entered thecockpit while Osbon wasgone, helped land the Las Ve-gas-bound flight in Amarillo,Texas.

Right now, Osbon is beingevaluated and treated atNorthwest Texas HealthcareSystem hospital in Amarillo.He faces as many as 20 yearsin prison after being chargedwith interfering with theplane’s flight crew, U.S. Attor-ney Sarah R. Saldana said in astatement last week.BLOOMBERG

‘Leap ofFaith’ soughtOsbon turned off theplane’s radios, dimmedhis monitors and toldthe first officer on boardthat “we need to take aleap of faith,” accordingto court documents. Af-ter the plane left JFK, Os-bon “started trying tocorrelate completely un-related numbers like dif-ferent radio frequencies,and he talked about sinsin Las Vegas,” accordingto court filings. “At somepoint, Osbon told thefirst officer, ‘We’re notgoing to Vegas.’” Accord-ing to reports, Osbon'sfather died in a planecrash in 1995. RonaldOsbon died while pilot-ing a small personalplane en route toDaytona Beach, Fla. Os-bon reported losingpower on both enginesjust before the crash.

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OWS marches from Zuccotti to BrooklynSeveral hundred members of Occupy Wall Street walked across the Brooklyn Bridge yesterdayafternoon. The march, which started from Zuccotti Park and culminated in Cadman Plaza, wasto commemorate the six-month anniversary of Occupy Wall Street's Oct. 1 march across theiconic bridge. On that day, more than 700 OWS protesters were arrested after they shut downthe car lanes of the bridge. Yesterday’s rally was comparatively peaceful. METRO/CB

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A member of Occupy Wall Street wears an effigy of a New York City police officer yesterday in Zuccotti Park.

GS to exit firmowning site forsex trafficking

$250KOsbon may also be hitwith a $250,000 fine af-ter he was charged withinterfering with flightcrew, say officials.

NEW YORK. A private equityfund run by Goldman Sachshas agreed to sell its stake inthe media company that runsa sex-trafficking forum back tocompany’s management, acompany spokeswoman saidyesterday.

GS Capital Partners III onFriday signed a deal to sell its16 percent stake in VillageVoice Media, which owns thewebsite Backpage.com. Thefund began negotiations withVillage Voice Media in March,after deciding in 2010 that ithad grown “uncomfortablewith the direction of the com-pany,” and Goldman’s inabili-ty to influence its operations,said Andrea Raphael, a Gold-man Sachs spokeswoman.

Raphael said the fund in-vested $30 million in VillageVoice Media in 2000. She de-clined to disclose the salesprice, but did say that thefund lost a “vast majority” ofits investment. REUTERS

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Cocaine, knifefound inteachers’ car

Two city public schoolteachers were arrestedFriday and police saythey found cocaine anda dagger in the vehiclethey were driving. Di-ana Mancusco, 29, andKaren Aguilar, 26, werearrested in the Bronxafter police deemedthem intoxicated.While searching, offi-cers said they found asmall amount ofcocaine as well as adagger inside their car.

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Found deadThe body of a youngwoman who had beena student at ElmiraCollege in upstateNew York was foundSaturday in Arizona,police say, inside a carthat officials suspectdrove through aguard rail off a cliff.Jessica Ronhock, 21,was discovered insidea white Jeep Cherokeethat police foundabout 200 yardsbelow the cliff.

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Cracking down on textmessage ‘cramming’Those unwanted “joke of theday” or celebrity gossip textmessages are certainly annoy-ing. But what New Yorkersmay not know is that they canbe costly, too.

The practice is known as“cramming,” and it’s whenthird parties inundate thou-sands of cell phone numberswith silly information sent viatext. Except some people arelater billed for those text mes-sages, in charges that show uplabeled as “service fee,” “otherfees,” “voicemail,” “callingplan” or other vague terms.

“No one should be able toput a charge on your cellphone bill unless you have giv-en explicit consent,” said U.S.Senator Charles Schumer,who is calling on wireless car-riers to fix the increasinglycommon problem. “Cellphone bills nowadays can bedozens of pages long — and ifyou don’t pay close attention,buried in your bill somewherecould be a $10 charge you nev-er authorized or mistakenlyagreed to by replying to an un-solicited text.”

But you can still be charged

even if you ignore such a textmessage.

One New York City man re-cently received text messageswith random information,

such as, “Flamingos are pinkbecause they eat shrimp.” Hethen got a follow-up text thatstated he could end the both-ersome messages by texting“STOP.”

The man didn’t reply out offear he would only get morespam. But nonetheless he latergot a suspicious charge on hismonthly bill for $9.99 for“ringtone.”

Schumer is calling on carri-ers like Verizon and AT&T tovoluntarily prohibit third-par-ty billing if customers do notexplicitly say they want suchservices.

It’s an onerous process todispute the charges, and it’sone cell phone users should-n’t have to go through, saidSchumer. Specifically,Schumer said he wants theFederal CommunicationsCommission to require wire-less carriers get affirmativeconsent from consumers forany third-party charge — be-fore it winds up at the bot-tom of a bill.

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Toxic tofu suspected in botulism outbreakOne person remains hospital-ized after a rare outbreak ofbotulism in New York City, ac-cording to the health depart-ment, which is investigating apossible tofu link to the illness.

Two people contracted theserious disease after buying to-fu from the same store inFlushing, according to healthofficials. One of the two whobecame ill was released fromthe hospital during the week-end, but the other person re-mains under medical care, acity Department of Healthspokeswoman told Metro.

Both patients are Chinese-speaking Queens residentsand had recently purchasedfresh bulk tofu, which sat outat room temperature at thestore. That kind of tofu is com-monly sold in an open, water-filled bin, and is often madeinto a popular Chinese dishknown as fermented or“stinky” tofu.

Officials say the tofu soldwas not made at the store, andthey are currently trying to de-termine where it was madeand how it was distributed.

Caused by an extremely po-tent toxin, botulism is a veryrare but serious foodborne ill-

ness. The last time a case wasreported in New York City was15 years ago, say health offi-cials.

The toxin affects the body’snervous system, and symp-toms include blurred or dou-ble vision, weakness or paraly-sis, poor reflexes, difficultyswallowing and speaking, anddifficulty breathing.

Symptoms of foodbornebotulism usually occur 12 to36 hours after ingestion, butmay take several days. If leftuntreated, botulism can be fa-tal.

As the investigation contin-

ues, health experts are warn-ing New Yorkers not to buyand to throw away all freshbulk tofu that has been kept atroom temperature. Even cook-ing this type of tofu is not adefinite safeguard against bot-ulism, as the organism’s sporescan still remain in the food.Once brought home, fresh to-fu should always be kept re-frigerated, health experts said.Prepackaged tofu productswhich are refrigerated are stillsafe.

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Eggs-ellent way to spend a SundayWhat's better than an Easter egg scavenger hunt? An Easter egg scavenger hunt with booze!An estimated 1,400 people, many dressed in bunny costumes, gathered yesterday for a goodold-fashioned egg hunt, coupled with a pub crawl through Union Square. In addition tofinding hidden eggs, participants were each given a raw egg and then asked to perform tasks,such as form a human pyramid in the park. The winning team took home a $500 cash prize.

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The U.S. Senate’s top Republi-can called on his party tounite behind leading presi-dential candidate Mitt Rom-ney yesterday as rival RickSantorum vowed to stay inthe race beyond a likely de-feat in tomorrow’s Wisconsinprimary.

Senate Republican LeaderMitch McConnell stoppedshort of endorsing Romney inan interview on CNN’s “Stateof the Union” show. But Mc-Connell did say the formerMassachusetts governorwould make an “excellentnominee” and left littledoubt about whom he sup-ported in the battle to takeon Democratic PresidentBarack Obama in the Nov. 6election.

“It’s time to turn our atten-tion to the fall campaign andmake the case against thepresident of the United States.

“It’s important to get behindthe person who is obviouslygoing to be our nominee,” Mc-Connell said, referring toRomney.

A victory in Wisconsin’sprimary tomorrow would giveRomney an almost insur-mountable lead in the Repub-licans’ state-by-state nominat-ing contest.

McConnell joined a chorusof other top Republicans whohave called for the nominat-ing process to wind down.REUTERS

Santorum won’t quit race;GOP leader calls for unity

Santorum said a defeat in Wisconsin would not force him from the race and predicted he would do well in May, when several conservative states hold their primaries.

Myanmar oppositionclaims major win forpopular San Suu KyiMyanmar’s pro-democracyleader Aung San Suu Kyi won aseat in parliament yesterday,her party said, after a historicby-election that is testing thecountry’s nascent reform cre-dentials and could persuadethe West to end sanctions.

Suu Kyi’s National Leaguefor Democracy party claimedvictories in at least 19 of the 45available seats and announcedto loud cheers that the Nobel

Peace Prize laureate had wonin Kawhmu, southwest of thecommercial capital Yangon,raising the prospect of a siz-able political role following atwo-decade struggle againstmilitary dictatorship.

The charismatic and wildlypopular Suu Kyi did not addressthe crowd but issued a state-ment asking supporters to re-spect the other parties.REUTERS

National League for Democracy supporters celebrate their victoryin the parliamentary elections outside the party headquarters.

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Mitt Romney hastrust issues. TheRepublican presi-dential candidate,accused of having

worn through more flip-flopsthan a spring break veteran,has earned a reputation oftrustworthiness approximate-ly commensurate with thatowed to an Etch-a-Sketch.Over the course of his politicalcareer, but especially duringthe tendentious 2012 nomi-nating process, the infamous“Massachusetts moderate” hasbecome known for sayingwhatever needs saying, when-ever it needs to be said, withthe express goal of serving hispolitical ambitions.

Cynical readers will notethat this actually describes allpoliticians. Of course. But thatdoesn’t mean we can’t stillhold Romney rhetorically ac-countable for his obvious dis-sembling. Take this past week-end for example, duringwhich His Mittness addresseda Wisconsin crowd ahead ofthe state’s primary tomorrow,touting his apparent immuni-

ty to partisan hackery.“I didn’t criticize in a pub-

lic and personal way the Sen-

ate president or the speakerof the House,” Romney said,claiming that as governor hewas able to stand above thetypical divide between thetwo parties. “They would at-tack me because that’s whatRepublicans and Democratsdo to each other. At onepoint, one of the two of them— I won’t mention whichone — sent me a note. Andhe said, ‘I’ve noticed that youdon’t respond to my attacks,I’m going to stop attackingyou.’ And there began a bet-ter relationship.”

You see? Just like hisporous positions onabortion rights andthe individual man-date, Romney was

for bipartisan harmony be-fore he was against it. Hewould never attack his rivals,because that’s what thoseother people do, and he’s notone of them. Except, ofcourse, when he is.

Like that same day, whenhe accused President Obamaof failing America and of hav-ing radically different viewsfrom the rest of us. “Ourpresident doesn’t have thesame feelings about Ameri-can exceptionalism that wedo,” Romney said withinhours of his high-mindedrefutation of ad hominem at-tacks. “This president hasfailed us. ... He broke a lot ofpromises.”

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Lohan celebratesfreedom viapartyingDespite advice from a judge thatshe should probably stop party-ing, Lindsay Lohan celebratedthe end of her formal probationby throwing a little get-togetherat the Chateau Marmont, accord-ing to Radar Online. “Lindsay’sguests ate paella and watchedElizabeth Taylor’s ‘Who’s AfraidOf Virginia Woolf?’ Lindsay wasin an extremely good mood andgrateful to be off of formal pro-bation,” a source says. “The party

went until around 2 a.m. Alcoholwas being served in moderation,but Lindsay wasn’t seen drinking.It’s just rather strange that Lind-say chose to have the party at thehotel, especially after what thejudge said to her in court.”

Brand isphilosophicalDon’t worry about Russell Brand— he’s doing just fine. “I’m doingwell,” Brand, who filed fordivorce from Katy Perry late lastyear, tells People magazine. Andapparently “well” means he’s in aphilosophical mood. “You don’tneed to brush it off if you don’tget it on you in the first place,” hesays. “I don’t have to let anythinggo. I don’t hold on to anything

negative. It’s the same as zero-ness.” He’s also not holding ontohis recent arrest in New Orleans,which is “meaningless to me,” hesays. “It’s like it never happened.It’s meaningless.”

Winslet wants to barfWhile many still consider CelineDion’s “Titanic” tune, “My HeartWill Go On,” a classic, KateWinslet is literally sick of it. “I feellike throwing up when I hear it.No, I shouldn’t say that. No, actu-ally, I do feel like throwing up,”Winslet tells MTV News. “I wish Icould say, ‘Oh listen, everybody!It’s the Celine Dion song!’ But Idon’t. I just have to sit there, youknow, kind of straight-faced with

a massive, internal eye-roll.”

Gaga’s tamebirthday nightLady Gaga had a not-so-wild cel-ebration for her 26th birthday,treating her friends to some timeat the gym before grabbing din-ner with her parents, accordingto Us Weekly. “Her friends filledthe studio, and they had a blast,”a source says of Gaga’s visit toSoulCycle, an L.A. spin class stu-dio. “She requested [BruceSpringsteen’s] ‘Thunder Road’because it’s one of her favoritesongs. And as for the location ofthe celebratory dinner: home. “Itwas just a small thing with herfamily,” says the source. “Hermother cooked.”

Checking in withsome of Hollywood’sbiggest names to seewhat they’ve been upto — in their ownwords, in 140 characters or fewer.

Garry Shandling knowswhat you’ve heardabout him, Jenny Mc-Carthy is a little shaky,Conan O’Brien is takingin some culture andRoseanne Barr is look-ing for a way out.

@GarryShandlingI hate gossip. Ask any-one.

@JennyMcCarthyfeeling earthquake-y.just sayn.

@ConanOBrienThe Smithsonian has avideo game exhibit.There’s even a tourguide who yells at youfor not being outsideon such a nice day.

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CharlieSheen: Oh,what a yearIt’s hard to believe, but it’sbeen a full year since Char-lie Sheen’s very public

meltdownand thewords “tigerblood” werelaunched intothe publiclexicon. Now

Sheen is embarking onsomething of an apologytour. “I didn’t recognizeparts of who that guy was.I just wish it wassomebody else’s body. Yousay it’s been a year — it’seither been a day, or a hun-dred years,” Sheen toldMatt Lauer during an inter-view on the “Today” showlast week. “I guess the planwas to reintroduce myselfto America and to the me-dia and say, ‘Sorry aboutthat, but here’s what’s hap-pening now.’” Clearly, thatdidn’t go as planned. NowSheen is busying promot-ing a new TV show, FX’s“Anger Management.” “Icouldn’t have the ‘Two anda Half Men’ thing be mytelevision legacy,” Sheensays. “I couldn’t have thatend on that note.”

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Morning showsheat up this week

The “Today” show is re-sponding to the missilethat ABC hurled lastweek — the announce-

ment that anchorwoman KatieCouric is guest-hosting “GoodMorning America” — with anuclear warhead of its own:

The NBC morning show an-nounced over the weekendthat Tuesday’s guest-host willbe none other than Sarah Palin(yes, that Sarah Palin. Wethought it was an April Foolsjoke, too).

To make things even more

interesting, Oprah is stoppingby “CBS Morning News” todayto see her BFF, host Gayle King.According to a CBS press re-lease, Oprah’s coming to “dis-cuss everything from the latestdevelopments at OWN, herLeadership Academy and life af-

ter her daytime talk show.”Katie Couric, Sarah Palin,

Oprah: It’s as though thisweek’s morning news ratingswar was created just to give therival networks’ late-night talk-show hosts something to jokeabout.

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Although some might suggestthat SBTRKT bridges theboundaries between DJ-pro-duced electro and traditionalrock, he says he doesn’t letanything like genre stand inthe way of composition.

“In terms of writing music, Idon’t think about boundaries,”says Aaron Jerome, the U.K.-based producer who becomesSBTRKT when he puts on anAfrican-themed mask and getsin front of a console. “I thinkthere are so many facets of mu-sic out there — I’m just goingto keep trying different ideas.”

Best known for the smoothelectropop single “Wildfire,”Jerome spent March cruisingmusic festivals — from the all-encompassing SXSW confer-ence in Texas to electronic-fo-cused Ultra Music Festival inMiami.

SBTRKT refers to the ideathat Jerome is “subtracting” his

personal identity from the mu-sic. Unlike other electro acts,who perform hunched overbuttons, SBTRKT focuses on liveperformance using live drumsand collaborating with singerSampha.

“I try to use the best instru-ments possible for each envi-ronment,” says Jerome.

And after the recording iscompleted, he says the songscontinue to evolve in a livesetting.

“Every week, I’m addingnew sounds, new synths,” hesays. “[The songs] are constant-ly developing and writingthemselves.”

In touring through the U.K.,Australia and now the U.S., theone thing that Jerome has no-ticed about SBTRKT crowds isthe reaction.

“It’s always kind of crazythat the songs you create havemeaning in the world,” he says.

Adding toSBTRKT

Mysterious UK electro producerdiscusses ignoring boundaries,collaborating with Drake and theevolution of a song in the live setting

Drizzy gets busyJerome’s unique approach hascaught the ears of high-profileacts — including Drake, whoremixed “Wildfire.”

“After that, I tweeted at himand he said he was going tocome down to the show. … I

didn’t think that it would hap-pen,” says Jerome aboutDrake’s guest appearance at hisshow in Toronto last summer.

The artist says he has recent-ly been speaking with OutKastand Odd Future about potentialcollaborations.

SBTRKT plays sold-out shows tonight at Music Hall of Williamsburg and tomorrow night at Webster Hall.

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Lily Collins faces quitethe tall order with direc-tor Tarsem Singh’s“Mirror Mirror” —

namely, putting a nonanimat-ed face and an updated spinon perhaps the most classic offairy tales, “Snow White andthe Seven Dwarves.” But it’s achallenge she’s been happy totackle. Even with a competingSnow White film grabbing forheadlines, Collins (aka singerPhil’s daughter) is workinghard to keep her focus whereshe wants it.Did you ever think, in playinga fairy tale princess, that you’dget to do an action movietraining montage?No! I mean, it was written inthe script that she meets thedwarves and there would besword-fighting, but the scriptchanged so much during film-ing that this montage, when itwas added, I thought, “This isgoing to be so much fun toshoot.” It took a long time toshoot, but when it’s all cut to-gether with the music, it’s justso fun. And I never thoughtthat I’d be sword-fighting andfencing and learning all thesecool stunts. It is an interesting update.Fairy tales traditionally aren’tgreat for the females — lots ofsitting around and pining,waiting to be rescued.And that’s what we did notwant. We didn’t want to takethe animation and just make itlive-action. We wanted to takeit and have a reason to redo it.In today’s day and age, girls arevery empowered to do the

same things that guys do. Andyoung girls want to see moviesthat show people that they ad-mire are not needing theprince as much as they used to. How was it playing oppositeArmie Hammer with these newtakes on Snow White andPrince Charming?It was fun because we bothagreed from the get-go it’s avery Katharine Hepburn andSpencer Tracy back-and-forth— not just the physicality ofthe sword-fighting but thephysicality of the language,because it is so back and forth,and we’re both trying to one-up each other in conversa-tions. It was very playful. There’s that other Snow White

movie coming out in June. Howmuch were you aware of thecompeting project?I think it was known beforewe even started that therewere these two projects.Aesthetically and with the sto-ryline, they’re so different. Ithink more of the strugglewas just this whole, like,who’s coming out first kind ofa thing and making surethere’s enough time in be-tween so that everyone’s notoverloaded with the fairy tale.But that never really trickleddown to us on set.

Fresh SnowLily Collins is the new Snow White in ‘Mirror

Mirror’ ‘I never thought that I’d be sword-fightingand fencing and learning all these cool stunts’

Lily Collins and her eyebrows star in “Mirror Mirror.”

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‘The Hunger Games’No. 1 at box office“The Hunger Games” domi-nated box office charts inthe United States andCanada for the secondstraight weekend, adding toits record-setting debut aweek ago.

“Hunger Games” pulledin $61.1 million from Fridaythrough Sunday at domestictheaters, according to studioestimates releasedyesterday. The movie aboutteens forced to fight to thedeath has grossed $251 mil-

lion in North America dur-ing its first 10 days ofrelease, distributorLionsgate Entertainmentsaid.

“Hunger Games” stormedinto theaters last weekendwith the third-highest gross-ing domestic opening in

film history and biggest fora nonsequel.

Second place for thisweekend belonged to actionsequel “Wrath of the Titans”with $34.2 million. “MirrorMirror,” a family-orientedSnow White story, broughtin $19 million, taking thirdplace.

“Wrath of the Titans”was released by TimeWarner Inc.’s Warner Bros.Privately held RelativityMedia distributed “MirrorMirror” in the United Statesand Alliance Films releasedthe movie in Canada.REUTERS

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‘Adventure Time’ANIMATED. Finn plays with fire— literally — when he and hismagical dog Jake encounterthe Flame Princess, whom ourboy-hero falls for in thischeeky, whimsical animatedseries. Season premiere, 7:30p.m., Cartoon Network

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‘American Masters’DOCUMENTARY. MargaretMitchell, who penned thePulitzer Prize-winning “Gonewith the Wind,” and HarperLee, who won her own Pulitzerfor “To Kill a Mockingbird,” are

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‘Bones’DRAMA. Brennan and Booth cel-ebrate the birth of their babygirl! But they must also investi-gate a dead prisoner found in asewer pipe. 8 p.m., Fox

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Obama sold votersout to RussiaRE: “PRESIDENT OBAMA ON TRIALFOR THE TRUTH”: Mr. Beschler,to your critique of my letter:“People like Minkin” (thankyou for being polite) will“read malevolence” intowhat Obama whispered toMedvedev over the hot micsince we find it verydisappointing that our Presi-dent would attempt, for re-election sake alone, to hidehis true intentions from theAmerican people and yet toshare those with the govern-ment of a foreign country, es-pecially such a strong rival ofours. What you call his “pret-ty ambiguous statement” isin fact crystal clear — tomake concessions to Russiaand to scale down our missiledefense of Europe, which alsotelegraphs his weakness,both as a leader and as adiplomat, to our allies andenemies alike. Frankly, hischances for re-election havejust suffered a huge blow.And I’m not a Republican, ifthat’s what you thought.GAROLD MINKIN, NEW YORK

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Being the second-besthitter on a Yankeessquad is nothing tosneeze at. After all,Lou Gehrig was the

second-best hitter in the 1927lineup.

Then again, when you be-come the best hitter on theteam, that is worthy of a cele-bration.

It may go without sayingthat second baseman Robin-son Cano is the best hitter onthe 2012 Yankees. He wasprobably the best hitter on the2010 and 2011 team too. Sowhy didn’t anyone notice?

Cano finished sixth in MVPvoting last season and thirdthe year before. Third will alsobe the new position Cano willtake in the batting order —traditionally reserved for thebest pure hitter on a team.Alex Rodriguez held that posi-tion for a long time.

“I’m proud of it, proud tobat third because it shows I’vecontinued to work hard,”Cano told The New YorkTimes this week. “But I’ll hitwherever they want me. Itdoesn’t matter, because wher-ever you hit in this lineup, youhave to produce.”

Cano has never hogged thespotlight on a team that hassuper-priced free agents MarkTeixeira and Rodriguez andhomegrown heroes like DerekJeter.

But he’s surpassed thoseplayers at the plate and all fora measly $10 million last sea-son. He will likely be a freeagent after next season (theteam owns a club option for2013), but that’s an issue fordown the road.

As the Yankees shift intothe future, Cano will be thecenterpiece. Jeter and Ro-

driguez will be gone. Thoseveterans are already being rel-egated to stints at designatedhitter to keep them fresh.Meanwhile, Cano has missed11 games in the last five years.Combined.

Now he is trying to bounceback from a down year in2011. He only hit .302 with 28home runs. When you hit .342in your second season in themajors, that’s a down year.

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1 Derek Jeter,SS — Had anice bounce-back seasonlast year.

2 CurtisGranderson,CF —Were those41 HR anaberration orthe norm now?

3 RobinsonCano, 2B —Best hitteron the teamand it isn’teven close.

4 Alex Rodriguez, 3B —He’ll see timeat DH also,but theyneed someoffense.

5 Mark Teixeira, 1B —Power num-bers weregood, but.248 AVGwon’t cut it.

6 Nick Swisher,RF —Could be finalyear in theBronx. Con-tract year?

7 Raul Ibanez,DH — Hasstruggled inspring, letssee what hehas left.

8 Russell Martin, C — His averagehas droppedthe last fiveseasons.

9 Brett Gardner, LF— His .259AVG in 2011won’t cut it.

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lineupTHIRD WATCHNo longer the rising star, Robinson Cano is the best all-around hitter on the Yankees Joe Girardi has slotted him in the No. 3 spot Can he carry team back to the playoffs?

Rivera on agood-bye tour?When you are the greatestplayer ever at your position,you deserve one last laparound the league to receiveyour standing ovations.

Yankees closer MarianoRivera, on the other hand,would prefer to keep that vic-tory lap a secret.

No one besides Rivera, not

even manager Joe Girardi orgeneral manager Brian Cash-man, know if he will retire

after the 2012 season. But hiscomments at the opening ofspring training have ledmany of believe it is his last.

“It is hard when you havethe ability to continue andyou have to make that deci-sion [whether to retire],"Rivera said as camp opened.“It is hard. For me, baseball isnot everything.”

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But that’s where the Metsstand heading into 2012 sea-son.

Johan Santana is in the sec-ond-to-last season of a six-year, $137.5 million contact.Slightly over 21 million ofthat came last season, whenhe didn’t throw a single pitch.

And yet, on a team wherenothing seems to go right, thebest news of spring traininghas consistently been aboutSantana’s progress from ma-jor shoulder surgery. In his 181/3 innings pitched he’s al-lowed 17 hits and struck out13, while pitching to a 3.44ERA. While spring trainingstatistics don’t necessarilymean much, being healthyenough to throw every five

days does.Manager Terry Collins an-

nounced this past weekendthat Santana will take the ballon Opening Day. It’s been along road back.

“It means everything thatwe have done since I had mysurgery, all the way to today,has been paid off,” Santanatold reporters after beingnamed the Game 1 starter.“We worked hard. And I’mvery happy. I’m very happythat I have an opportunity tostart the season from day onewith the team. That’s some-thing that I really was lookingforward to. I’m excited aboutit.”

The Mets hope Santanawill still be with the team atGame 162 as well. With justone year left on his contractafter this season, he could bea prime trade piece on themarket this July — if he is stillhealthy and depending onhow competitive the Mets arethis season.

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1 Andres Torres, CF —Unprovenis putting itlightly. He’splayed onefull season(2010) and had a .343 OBP. They’d take that.

2 Daniel Murphy, 2B —The realquestionwill alwaysbedefense. As a hitter, he should besolid in the No. 2 spot.

3 David Wright, 3B —They needmore pow-er out ofWrightthis year.Hopefully the new wallhelps.

4 Jason Bay, LF — We couldwrite “seeabove.”Oh, andpleasestay healthy for once.

5 Ike Davis,1B — If heplays likehe did be-fore beinginjured, watch out.

6 Lucas Duda, RF — His .370 OBPis thehighest of any re-turningplayer.

7 Josh Thole, C — The .268AVG and.345 OBPof lastyearwoulddelight the Mets.

8 RubenTejada,SS — No,he’s notexactlygoing to replace JoseReyes. But he’s just 22 andplayed well last year.

General manager Sandy Alderson says ‘the sky is not falling’ Mets fansLineup looks solid as long as everyone is healthy (knock on wood)

So will their ace show up or will it be another sad season in Queens?

The rotation

The Mets’ lineup isn’t badwhen healthy, it’s their pitch-ing that holds a lot of thequestions.

1 Johan Santana, LHPIf healthy, you can pencilhim in for about 175

innings and a sub-3.50ERA.

2 R.A. Dickey, RHPWhen not climbing moun-tains, the knuckleballerhas been the team’s bestpitcher the last two years.

3 Jon Niese, LHPThe 25-year-old could beentering a make or breakthird full season.

4 Dillon Gee, RHPIf he cuts down his walks(71 in ‘11) he’s a solid No. 4.

5 Mike Pelfrey, RHPStop licking your hand andlive up to expectations.

Wright, Bayhappy to seenew wallsIf you rebuild it, the homeruns will come.

That is the hope for theMets anyway. After threeseasons of woeful home runtotals at Citi Field, the Metsorganization finally decidedto change the dimensions oftheir cavernous home park.

A shorter left field wall,previously at 16 feet, wasbuilt to make the distanceshorter and the height wascut in half. The “MoZone” in right field wasremoved altogether,which the cutout areabeing changed into astraight angle. Thisbrought in the wallfrom 415 feet to390 feet.

“It’s nice tolook outthere andyou seethe

adjustments and you knowin the back of your mindthat hopefully if you hit aball well, it’s going to goout,” Wright told reportersafter arriving at springtraining, where the dimen-sions in Port St. Lucie wereadjusted to mirror CitiField.

The Mets hope bothWright and Jason Bay willbenefit from the smaller di-mensions.

Wright has hit just 22home runs in his threeyears at Citi Field, while hisfinal three years at Shea Sta-dium he hit 50 homers, in-

cluding 21 in 2008alone.

Bay’s power num-bers haven’t just de-creased, they’ve dis-

appeared. After hitting36 homers in 2009

with Boston,he’s hit 18 intwo yearswith NewYork.

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Mike GregerMetro Philadelphia

NL East: PhilliesNL Central: RedsNL West: Giants

Mark OsborneMetro New York

AL East: RaysAL Central: TigersAL West: Angels

Matt BurkeMetro Boston

AL wild cards: Yankees and RangersNL wild cards: Marlins and Diamondbacks

Detroit. They already had perennialCy Young candidate Justin Verlander.Now the Tigers throw Prince Field-er’s 40 home runs into the mix.We’re betting on 100 wins and a cigarette endorsement deal for JimLeyland.

Angels. Sure, everyone knows theyadded Albert Pujols, but look at theirpitching staff. Jered Weaver, C.J. Wil-son, Dan Haren and Ervin Santanacould be the best top 4 in the entiremajors. Oh, also, they signed AlbertPujols.

San Francisco. The of-fense was dreadfullast season, but thereturn of BusterPosey in the middleof the lineup shouldhelp reverse SanFran’s fortunes.

Miguel Cabrera.Reported tocamp in the“best shape ofhis life.” That'snot saying much,but all signs point to anotherworldly season.

Jose Bautista. Forget all the nonsen-sical steroids talk. This guy shouldhave won the AL MVP last year.He batted .302 with a .447 OBPand clubbed 42 home runs to givehim the best OPS in the majorsas well. He’s real people.

Joey Votto. The 28-year-old sometimesgets lost in the shuf-fle, but with PrinceFielder and AlbertPujols changingleagues, it’s his time.

Roy Halladay. Silence all the StephenStrasburg talk right now. Doc spenthis offseason wrestling snakes andpolishing his two Cy Young awards.Mark the Phillies’ ace down for 22wins and 240 innings. Another ho-hum season.

Clayton Kershaw. It wasKershaw, not Halladay or Ver-

lander, who had the best ERAin the majors last year. He

had 248strikeouts in

233 1/3 IP.

Justin Verlan-der. Still thegoldstandard.

Could the 2011AL MVP and Cy YoungAward winner possiblymatch his 2011 output?

Tampa Bay. Every year, peoplecount out the Rays and it’s alwayshard to understand why. With leftyMatt Moore, the most experiencedrookie in the majors, Tampa Baycould easily win the AL Eastoutright in 2012. Here’s sayingthey will.

Atlanta. This is going to be an uglysurprise. The Braves have Matt Diazand Tyler Pastornicky in their lineupand they just signed Livan Hernandezas a possible starter. I can’t believepeople think this team is an actualplayoff contender.

Pittsburgh. They haven’t had awinning season since 1992 and arethrowing out Erik Bedard onOpening Day. Still, in a weak divi-sion, we like the Bucs to do somedamage. Andrew McCutchen is afive-tool talent.

Which team will lead the majors inwins during the regular season?

Which hitter will have the best regular season?

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f r o m $ 9 - $ 1 4 . 5 0 / h o u r .

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