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Baseball vs. Ole Miss. 6:30 p.m.

Cliff Hagan Stadium.

Women’s volleyball vs. Morehead

State, 10 a.m.; vs. Miami (Ohio),

2 p.m. Memorial Coliseum.

Sex, drugs and the Internet: Using digital social

media content for research and class projects.

2 p.m. Student Center room 228. Free.

Men’s tennis vs. Ole Miss. 1 p.m. Boone

Tennis Complex.

Austin Kleon: How to Steal

Like An Artist. 7 p.m.

Worsham Theater. Free.

Smart Social Media: Building and

Marketing a Strong Personal Brand

Online. 11 a.m. Student Center room

231. Free.

Out of Focus Film Series presents

“The Cove.” 7 p.m. Worsham

Theater. Free.

Using Facebook and Twitter

in Your Job Search. 3:30 p.m.

Center Theater. Free.

Chorale and Choristers Spring

Concert. 7:30 p.m. Singletary

Center Recital Hall.

What are You the Mayor of?

1 p.m. W.T. Young Library Auditorium. Free.

Last Minute Job Search. 11 a.m.

King Alumni House basement. $5.

President Eli Capilouto Comments on

Communication. 6 p.m. Cats Den. Free.

Men’s tennis vs. Illinois.

1 p.m. Boone Tennis

Complex.

Softball vs. Arkansas.

4 and 6 p.m.

UK Softball Complex.

Softball vs. South

Carolina. 1 p.m. UK

Softball Complex.

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PHOTO BY QUIANNA LIGE | STAFFJunior Anthony Rossi plays against Tulsa on Jan. 28.

PHOTO BY BRANDON GOODWIN | STAFFSenior Chanda Bell pitches againstWestern Illinois on March 14.

Visiting Artists and Scholars Series: Sculptor Isaac

Duncan III. Noon. White Hall room 118. Free.

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Supreme Court Associate Justice

Clarence Thomas lectured at Memorial

Hall Thursday in hopes of demystifying the

Supreme Court.

It is in rare occasion that Thomas

speaks to a university,

said law professor Joshua

Douglas.

“My wife told me to

stop writing lectures,”

Thomas said. “She told

me people were bored

by it.”

The audience

seemed anything but

bored as he spoke on his memoir, his life

in law and his personal life.

As part of the Ray Lecture, the College

of Law brings a prominent member of law

to UK annually.

“Justice Clarence Thomas is at the top

of the profession,” Douglas said. “This is

providing them with an understanding for

the professionalism of law.”

The main point he addressed was how

to keep the retention rate in law schools.

“It all comes down to the question of

whether the insitution is there to help the

students or the professors,” Thomas said.

Stefan Bing, editor-in-chief of the

Kentucky Law Journal, highlighted on why

Thomas was vital to the UK College of Law.

“People are quick to blame the schools

for the drop in law school rates,” Bing said.

“Clarence Thomas was able to clarify that

to the audience today.”

Bing is hoping to push the College of

Law to the forefront of law schools in the

country.

“The school is trying to go out of its

way to make it accessible to the students,”

Bing said.

This is the 13th annual Ray Lecture at

UK.

“My hope is that Justice Thomas gives

the students a sense of their role in society

as leaders and what that means,” Douglas

said.

Thomas has been on the Supreme

Court since 1991 when he was inducted by

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In Alpha Omicron Pi

sorority’s and Iota

Phi Theta fraternity’s

annual

philanthropy event,

members of the

Greek community

participated in

Pi-Athlon 2012,

where they wrestled

in pudding,

competed in

pie-eating contests

and participated in

wheelbarrow races,

among other activi-

ties. Proceeds go to

arthritis research.

Philanthropy’s easy as pietimeout features

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PHOTO BY TESSA LIGHTY | STAFFA member of Phi Kappa Tau flips his opponent during pudding wrestling at the E.S. Good Barn field Thursday.

PHOTO BY BRANDON GOODWIN | STAFFPsychology sophomore James Chumbley eats a small pudding pie during a pie-eating contest at the 17th annual Pi-Athlon.

PHOTO BY BRANDONGOODWIN | STAFF

Integratedstrategic communicationsophomore HaeliDenton passespudding from herhelmet to herteammate’s during the “pudding pass”event.

Coach says he’s energetic, aware

Freshman Cousino isUK baseball’s spark

Freshman center fielder Austin Cousino

has started all but one game so far this sea-

son for the UK baseball team. And from the

beginning, the current SEC Freshman of the

Week has made a noticeable impact.

A key component to a baseball team’s of-

fense is the ability of the leadoff players to

consistently get on base. If they can use their

speed on the base paths to start rallies, the ef-

ficient power hitters have more opportunities

to manufacture runs.

Cousino is that guy. Playing the role of

the speedy spark plug, “Cousy,” as his team-

mates call him, is a big reason for the Cats’

28-2 start.

“Austin has energy and he pays attention

at a high level,” UK head coach Gary Hen-

derson said. “He’s a little bit more advanced

in terms of awareness than your regular

freshman. Let’s hope he gets better and better

and builds on what he’s doing.”

The animated freshman isn’t just an ener-

gy booster; he’s also been packing the stat

line. Cousino is hitting .363 with five home

runs and 26 RBIs, and has reached base safely

in 28 of his 29 starts. He’s also third on the

team with a .589 slugging percentage.

In Wednesday’s win over Dayton, Cousi-

no was 2-4 with two runs, two RBIs and a

stolen base.

“I’m trying to hit my pitch and not the

pitcher’s pitch,” Cousino said. “At the top of

the order it helps guys behind me if I can see

a lot of pitches and get on base.”

His consistency this season, especially

lately, has been the trademark of a prolific

UK offense that has taken a 180-degree turn

from last season. He leads the team in total

bases with 73, five more than the next person

and 18 more than the person after that.

“He’s doing a better job in the past 10 or

15 games of laying off the ball up in the

strike zone,” Henderson said. “He’s learning

what he can hit, he has a great swing and he

understands the game. He’s a good player,

and he will keep being a good player.”

The No. 1-ranked Cats (28-2, 7-2 SEC)

host No. 10 Ole Miss this weekend in a

three-game series. Friday’s first pitch is

scheduled for 6:30 p.m.

DAVID [email protected]

Softball returns home

to face South Carolina

The 16-20 UK softball team returns to

action in a three-game series with South Car-

olina (22-16, 2-9 SEC) beginning Friday af-

ter being on the road for two consecutive

weekend conference series.

UK’s last home conference series was

when it was swept by one-loss No. 2 Ala-

bama. The team followed that performance

up with a series win over No. 24 Auburn on

the road.

At home again, the Cats look to carry

over the late-inning success they had against

Louisville Wednesday before ultimately

falling to the Cardinals 2-1.

Much like Louisville, South Carolina is a

top-50 scoring team in the NCAA.

Coming in at 36, the Gamecocks have

pushed across 208 runs in 38 games. Aiding

that stat is their .308 team batting average on

306 hits that also ranks 36th overall.

South Carolina’s senior Lauren Lackey

and junior Samie Garcia both are hitting

more than .400 on the season.

Lackey’s 46 hits and 16 RBI have helped

CODY [email protected]

SEE SOFTBALL PAGE 9

Next GameWho: UK vs. Ole MissWhen: Friday at 6:30 p.m.Where: Cliff Hagan Stadium

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Reflection on 8What a season. An eighth national championship, a 38-2 record and numerousbroken records along the way.To recap it all, here’s a statistical retrospectiveon the 2011-12 title-winning season.

Darius Miller

6-foot-8235 pounds

Doron Lamb

6-foot-4210 pounds

Marquis Teague

6-foot-2189 pounds

John Calipari

UK basketballhead coach

Eloy Vargas

6-foot-11244 pounds

Kyle Wiltjer

6-foot-9239 pounds

Anthony Davis

6-foot-11244 pounds

Terrence

Jones

6-foot-9252 pounds

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist

6-foot-7232 pounds

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currently the school’s careerleader in 3-point percentage

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blocks (brokeschool, SEC andNCAA freshmanrecords)

nationalplayer of theyear awards

on UK’s single-season rebounds

list (415)

double-doubles, tyingUK freshman record(DeMarcus Cousins)

in salary and performance-based bonuses earned thisyear

$4.55

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102

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timeout features

One of my all-time favorite games, “World of Warcraft,”

is releasing its new expansion soon, “Mists of Pandaria.”

As of March 21, I have been able to try out the beta ver-

sion as a “test dummy” of sorts.

The main reasoning behind the expan-

sion is to provide a smaller expansion to

keep players busy.

Let’s face it, once you’ve been every-

where in the story of Azeroth, you want

somewhere new to play.

In comes Pandaria, a land mainly

Asian-inspired, with five zones added into

the game.

The best part is you get to play a pan-

da. Its formal name: Pandaren.

Each Pandaren is a monk.

Blizzard said that the introduction of the

monk Pandarens shows the way monks were originally. They

said the Pandarens are a way to look at how monks have

evolved into the other races.

Pandarens are allowed new characteristics, similar to

each race in “World of Warcraft.”

My personal favorite is “bouncy.” You take 50 percent less

falling damage.

Another one of my personal favorites is “inner peace,”

meaning your rested experience lasts twice as long.

Other characteristics include “epicurean,” “gourmand”

and “quaking palm.”

“Quaking palm” allows you to put an enemy to sleep for

three seconds by touching its pressure point.

There are new talent systems and specializations for the

new expansion as well.

One of the biggest changes is that players will no longer

be spending their talent points every couple of levels. In-

stead talents will be granted every 15 levels that are specific

to the player’s class.

The most amusing part of the new expansion is the pet

battle system. You can take any non-combat pet and level it

so you can battle other pets.

But I don’t exactly know how that will work out, as I’m

not allowed to test it out on the beta version yet.

There will also be major changes within four classes:

hunters, druids, shaman and warlocks.

The overall goal of the expansion is to get players back

into the game.

Most players have become accustomed to the land and

the characters within the game, and it is time for a new look.

Some of the players will hate the new game because they

hate change in itself. However, I am guaranteeing that most

of the players will be highly impressed with the new changes

and look.

And always remember: For the Horde!

‘WoW’ gets new expansion

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Kernel

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earn her the team-leading .414 average.

Garcia’s team-leading 49 hits has

helped manufacture her .405 batting av-

erage that is second to only Lackey.

UK seniors Chanda Bell and Rachel

Riley will lead the way for the pitching

staff as they look to slow the hot-hitting

Gamecocks.

Bell, the only pitcher with a record

more than .500 (8-7), has a team-lead-

ing 2.41 ERA and 101 strikeouts, but

late-inning comebacks by the opposi-

tion have hampered some of her oppor-

tunities to earn a better record.

The senior is also close to reaching

UK’s top 10 for strikeouts in a single-

season for the fourth season in a row.

Riley has been more productive this

season at the plate with a team-high 21

RBI, but has the second most appear-

ances on the mound and complete

games pitched for the Cats.

Head coach Rachel Lawson has

been fortunate so far this season to also

have sophomores Ellen Weaver and

Lauren Cumbess. Their presence in the

rotation has made it so the Cats haven’t

had to start one pitcher twice in the

same series.

Despite pitching 38.1 innings,

Cumbess has allowed a much lower

batting average to the opposition (.220)

to back up her 3.29 ERA that ranks

second for the team.

One factor that could play into the

Cats’ favor is that the Gamecocks’ soft-

ball squad hasn’t played since a March

31 double-header victory over Long-

wood.

Lawson’s club, however, has played

three times since then.

The series with the Gamecocks

starts Friday with a 6:30 p.m. opening

pitch. Games on Saturday and Sunday

are scheduled for 1 p.m. starts.

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the former President George H. W. Bush.

“So many people were recharacterizing my life at that

point,” Thomas said. “I wanted my son to know where I

came from and how I got to that point.”

In 2007, he wrote a memoir titled “My Grandfather’s Son.”

He spoke on how his grandfather was the most essential

and vital part of his life growing up.

Thomas carried with him a sense of humor and civility

that he said he shares with his colleagues.

“In all the years I have worked in the Supreme Court, I

have never heard one unkind voice,” Thomas said. “With the

issues we cover, you could never have nine people with no

judicial rule sit in a room and make that decision without

raising their voices.”

One of the panelists asked Thomas if the decision is ever

easy just because the court reached a unanimous voice.

“Usually the unanimous decisions are the ones that took

the most effort and time to decide,” Thomas said.

He said the most surprising thing about his job is finding

out the “decency of the institution.”

“I would have never guessed how honest the institution

is,” Thomas said. “It is an honor to be able work with (my

colleagues).”

Thomas uses this honesty to provide students with the truth

behind law and how to progress within the institution.

“Justice Thomas provided the finishing touches to show

the students how important it is to go into law school and fur-

ther their career,” Bing said. “He is their inspiration.”

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Next GameWho: UK vs. South CarolinaWhen: Friday at 6:30 p.m.Where: UK Softball Complex

‘American Reunion’ instills jitters

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MIAMI — Movie stars get nervous, too.When Jason Biggs — who plays Jim, thepastry-loving lead of the “American Pie” en-semble comedies — stepped onto the set forthe fourth installment in the series, he admitshe felt a little jittery.

“A lot of us had nervous butterflies be-cause it had been a long time since we hadseen each other,” Biggs says. “Eddie KayThomas (who plays Finch in the films) and Iare good friends. He’s one of my best buds,and we see each other all the time, so hedoesn’t count. But there were other people inthe cast I hadn’t seen for the better part of 10years. It was kind of surreal seeing each oth-er. But it took all of 10 minutes before wewere back to our old ways. We have a short-hand and a comfort level with each other thatwe can go that long without seeing each oth-er and it doesn’t matter.”

That level of comfort was important, be-cause “American Reunion,” in which the castfrom 1999’s “American Pie” reunites for ahigh school class reunion, relies on the en-semble comedy of the previous three films— the shockingly raunchy, but always sweetand good-hearted humor — that helped thefirst three films earn more than $750 millionworldwide.

But aside from the usual greed/ profit

charts that fuel most comedy sequels, direc-tors Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg(“Harold & Kumar Escape from GuantanamoBay”) saw something more in another “Amer-ican Pie” movie than an automatic paycheck.

“One of the things that attracted us to thisproject was the ensemble aspect of it,” Hur-witz says. “You see it a lot on television, inshows such as ‘The Office’ and ‘Parks &Recreation,’ but not so much in movies. Hay-den and I became friends in high school andstarted writing screenplays in college whenthe original ‘American Pie’ came out. Sowhen this project came up, the first thing wesaid to the studio was, ‘We want to bringeverybody back. We want to revive therhythm of the first movie and make sureeveryone has something to do and everyonegets their moment to shine.’”

Fortunately, despite the success of the ini-tial “American Pie” trilogy, none of the origi-nal cast members had broken through to a su-perstardom that would make their participa-tion a financial impossibility. Everyone fromthe first three movies makes an appearance in“American Reunion” save for Casey Affleck,who played the older brother of Thomas IanNicholas’ character Kevin in uncreditedcameos in the first two “Pies.”

MCT

To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiestday, 0 the most challenging.Aries (March 21-April 19)—Today is an 8—It’s not a good time togamble today. Leave your money buried. You won’t need it any-way. Consider your upcoming projects: the next month holds pas-sionate study.Taurus (April 20-May 20)—Today is a 7—Stay and finish up. Consid-er the long-term impacts of your actions. There could be a con-flict between home and career. Do the homework.Gemini (May 21-June 21)—Today is a 7—Guard against jealousies.Avoid an argument to keep the peace. Steer clear of travel for awhile. Practice leads to perfection. Schedule for success.Cancer (June 22-July 22)—Today is a 7—Take on more work, evenif it complicates things. Make sure you’re clear on what’s re-quired before doing the job. Get expenses approved. Take a bub-ble bath later.Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)—Today is a 7—There’s no need to take riskswith money. Love is another matter ... patience and persistencewin out. Defer gratification. Rumors may not match facts. Dou-ble-check instructions.Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)—Today is a 7—Don’t go against your core

values no matter what. Watch your step. There could be a bigchange at home. Sometimes you need to tear down and rebuild.Stay objective.Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)—Today is a 6—Let hope replace an old fear.Advise a loved one to do the same. Keep costs low, and go for it.Some ideas won’t work. Test them to find out which ones will.Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)—Today is a 7—Money isn’t everything.Neither a borrower nor a lender be, and you won’t have to dealwith the interest. Keep your word, as a basic rule. You’re cominginto your own.Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)—Today is a 6—Patience is key now.Don’t be harsh on yourself ... you’re really doing the best you canwith what you have. Enjoy the Full Moon with a friend. Plant seeds.Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)—Today is a 6—It’s not a good day totravel, yet you could learn a lot from the possible breakdowns.Expect different opinions. Completion leads to satisfaction.Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)—Today is a 7—The roller-coaster ridecontinues; you might as well have fun. Being harsh on yourself isnot attractive. Keep the money in a safe place. Stay adaptable.Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)—Today is a 6—Get through the day asbest you can. Don’t hit your head against the wall if somethingyou’re doing doesn’t work. Try it differently. Your patience getsrewarded.

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Camp Counselors, Male/Female, needed forgreat overnight camps in the mountains of PA.Have fun while working with children outdoors.Teach/assist with A&C, Aquatics, Media, Music,Outdoor Rec, Tennis & more. Office, Nanny &Kitchen positions available. Apply on-line atwww.pineforestcamp.com

Columbia Steakhouse downtown, 201 N.Limestone, now hiring summer servers. Ap plyin person, 11am-2pm or after 4:30pm, or call859-253-3135

Events Coordinator, Part-time: Do you like toplan social activities and interact with peo ple?This position develops and executes all specialevents and newsletters for local apartment com-munities. Flexible schedule, 10-20 hours/week.Pay range $10-12/hour, depending on experi-ence. Must be creative, organized and energetic.Previous experi ence in special events, budgetingand MS Word, Excel & Publisher preferred.Please send resume and summer availability to:[email protected] or fax to(859)231-0099.

Leasing Consultants - Full-time & Part- time.Are you a star performer? Are you re sults ori-ented? Would you like to determine your ownincome potential? We are seeking a driven,part-time Leasing Consultant for approximately25 hours/week, flexible around classes, includ-ing alternating week ends. Base pay of $8/hour,plus excellent commission opportunities.Reliable trans portation required. Previous salesexperi ence and an outgoing personality are mostsuccessful in this position. Full-time is avail ableover summer. Please send resume, class sched-ule and summer availability to:[email protected] or Fax231-3726.

Lexington based Internet company seeksMySQL/PHP programmers. Applicants should befamiliar with MySQL/PHP devel opment in aLinux environment. We are also accepting appli-cations for internships in IT/Web Developmentfor Spring. Send re sume to [email protected]/or call 859- 514-2720 to schedule an inter-view.

Lifeguard – Louisville. We are seeking sum merLifeguards/Pool Attendants to join our team ofprofessionals at our award-winning apartmentcommunity situated on beautiful McNeely Lakeon the southeast side of Louisville. Dutiesinclude supervising the swimming pool and poolarea cleaning in ac cordance with local and stateregulations. Jefferson County Pool AttendantCertifica tion is required. We offer a respectful,friendly and team-oriented environment with abase pay of $10/hour. Hours will av erage 20–30 per week, including weekends. Please sendyour resume to Nick at: nvan [email protected] or Fax to(502)966-2734.

Lifeguards and Pool Managers needed.Professional Pool Management is hiring forclubs and waterparks in Lexington, Louisvilleand Richmond. $8–$15/hour. [email protected] for applica tion.

Live-in student interested in VeterinaryMedicine to share 2BR house with male pre- Vetstudent at Gainesway Small Animal Clinic. Rentand utilities paid for cleaning clinic. Part-timework hours available. Ap ply in person withresume at 1230 Arm strong Mill Road.

Looking for dance instructors for 2012- 2013school year. Must have experience with kids,teaching, and a strong dance background. Forinformation call 288-2935.

LOOKING FOR Male & Female Social Drinkers21-35 years of age with or without ADHD.Researchers at the University of Ken tucky areconducting studies concerning the effects ofalcohol. Volunteers paid to partici pate. Pleasecall 257-5794.

Looking for students with experience in dance,art, music, or theatre for camp jobs this sum-mer. Experience with children a plus! For infor-mation call 288-2925.

Maintenance, Junior Technician: Full-timesummer, flexible part-time in fall. Some HVACand general maintenance experience preferred.Duties include basic repairs in HVAC, plumbing& small appliances for lo cal apartments andrental homes. Must be organized, dependable,available for on-call rotation and willing tolearn. Starts $10- 11/hour. Send resume toSharon@Ander sonCommunities.com to apply.

Need Part-Time yard, garden and home mainte-nance help. Call 269-0908.

New Papa Murphy’s in Hamburg looking forpart-time help. Evening and weekend hoursavailable. Interested applicants should sendresume to hamburgpapamurphys@gmail. com

Part-time clerical position available (year round)at Gainesway Small Animal Clinic, 1230Armstrong Mill Road. Please apply in personwith resume.

Part-Time Hardware Store Clerk Needed. Mustbe available during the summer. Ap plyMonday - Saturday, 8:00am-3:00pm. ChevyChase Hardware, 883 E. High Street.859-269-9611

Part-Time Retail Help Wanted. Retail expe -rience needed. Email resume’ to uk [email protected]

Researchers at the University of Kentucky arelooking for individuals between the ages of 21and 35 who have received a DUI in the last 2years to participate in a study looking at behav-ioral and mental performance. All participantswill be compensated for their time and partici-pation is completely confi dential. For moreinformation, please call 859-257-5794

Scanner - Part-time scanner needed for sum mermonth for busy real estate development office.Approximately 20-25 hours/week, flexible aroundclasses, $8/hour. Must be de pendable, detail-orient-ed and possess good communication skills. Pleasesend resume, class schedule and/or summer avail-ability to: [email protected] orFax 231-3726.

Seeking teachers for Toddler Program (1-3 yearsold). Must be 18 years old with high schooldiploma or GED. Full-Time and Part- Timepositions available. Apply in person @ 3271Beaumont Centre Circle.

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The Kentucky Kernel wants you for its ad staff.What kinds of students are we looking for?Motivated. Outgoing. Organized. Busi ness savvy.Dedicated. What will you get? A fun, flexible,job. Valuable sales and account managementskills. Amazing co-workers. Ex perience facilitat-ing the buying, selling and production of adver-tisements. And, oh yeah, a nice paycheck eachmonth. If you think you have what it takes, andyou wouldn’t mind bringing in some cash to payyour bills each month, send us a resume. email:[email protected]. Mail: 026 Grehan Jour -nalism Bldg, University of Kentucky, Lexing ton,KY 40506.

Writers & Interns Wanted:Lexington based Internet company seeks writingstaff. Applicants should be familiar with socialmedia, ebusiness and/or technol ogy. VisitWebProNews.com for examples. This is a greatopportunity to earn extra cash while buildingyour resume/portfolio. We are also acceptingapplications for intern ships across our companyfor Spring. Send resume with writing samples tojobs@ientry. com and/or call 859-514-2720 toschedule an interview.

YMCA is looking for group leaders/coun selors

for our before/afterschool programs and sum-

mer camps. Download a job appli cation at:

www.ymcaofcentralky.org. Con tact Jamie

Massie, Staff Development Direc tor, (859)

226-0393 or jmassie@ymcaofcen tralky.org

FOUND: A White iPod shuffle was found near

the Whitehall Classroom Building on a sidewalk

on Wednesday, January 18th around noon. Call

859-955-0123.

FOUND: Long-hair, beagle-size female dog with

UK collar. Found in Chevy Chase area. Call

233-0044, Lexington Humane Society.

Found: 01/23 - Beaded Bracelet at Lime stone

and Virginia. Call 859-361-0770.

LOST: Set of multiple keys on an empty UK I.D.

holder. Lost around campus. Please call

270-590-3629.

LOST: UK keychain with 5 keys on it, around

campus/Two Keys area. Please call

606-219-7920.

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participating! Visit www.childcare -

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216 Dantzler Court. Fantastic 3BR/1BA, full

basement, great yard in quiet residential neigh-

borhood, walk to campus. UK Live Where You

Work Program. Call Pepper Woolwine.

859-327-1896. Turf Town Prop erties EHO

Roommates needed. Secure and nicely re -

modeled apartments. www.sillsbrothers. com,

859-983-0726

Share 3BR/2.5BA, furnished townhome in Tates

Creek/Man ‘O War area. Garage/off street park-

ing. Utilities/internet included. $425/month

plus deposit & lease. 859-494- 1099

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