To loveliest Katie, my bestest friend in the whole entire world. Happy 21 st Birthday! I hope you have an amazing day reunited with your beloved family and hopefully sometime in the near future we‟ll be able to celebrate together! In the meantime I hope you enjoy this token of our friendship. Obviously it doesn‟t even come close to describing my love for you but I think we established long ago that our comradeship is like that of the Swiss Alps… ultimate beyond description! Epic love. Your best friend forever, Jessie
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To loveliest Katie, my bestest friend in the whole entire world.
Happy 21st Birthday!
I hope you have an amazing day reunited with your beloved family and hopefully sometime in the near future we‟ll be able to celebrate together! In the meantime I hope you enjoy this token of our friendship. Obviously it doesn‟t even come close to
describing my love for you but I think we established long ago that our comradeship is like that of the Swiss Alps… ultimate beyond description!
Epic love.
Your best friend forever, Jessie
One Hundred Things I Like About Katie…
(In No Particular Order)
#1 I like how I like you SO much that I could write TWO hundred things, or
even two thousand things…
#2 I like the way we can pretty much finish each others sentences.
#3 I like the way that no matter where we are or what we‟re doing I always feel confident when
I have someone as beautiful as you by my side.
#4 I like your hand tan!
#5 I like the way you hate people… just like me!
#6 I like the way I can get over my complex and send unedited emails to you.
#7 I like the way our friendship kicks the ass of that of Trick Monkey and Scotty‟s.
And everyone else‟s for that matter!
#8 I like the way you seem to be endlessly amused by my Jonah impersonations…
puck you miss!
#9 I like the look you get on your face when you‟re thinking about something
really hard. No photo could ever capture this exact look though!
#10 I like the way you eat like a posh mother fuckerrr.
#11 I like how I‟ve know you almost as long as I‟ve known my own parents!
#12 I like how you‟re best friends with my sister…
#13 And I like how I‟m best friends with your sister…
#14 JACK – toujours des amis!
#15 I like the way you‟re so genuinely melodramatic about hairs. No picture for this one
though… I don‟t want to upset you on your birthday!
#16 I like the way you‟re not afraid to tell people what you believe in.
#17 I like the way you can so easily put yourself in someone else's shoes and
show genuine sympathy.
#18 I like the way you‟re so loyal and appreciative of your
family.
#19 I like how you‟re most likely the only person I know who will actually care that today I found crème
eggs for 29p in Superdrug!!! Amazing!
#20 I like the cute way you say „sandwich‟ and „yellow‟.
#21 I like how if you‟re going to drink, you‟ll only do it properly!
#22 I like how you always buy maltesers and popcorn at the movies…
no matter what.
#23 I like how you hang out with Asians and seedy Indian boys;)
#24 I like how we just spent the past four months travelling around Europe together and I honestly didn‟t get sick of you ONCE!
#25 I like how we ve never had a (proper) fight.
#26 I like how you‟re so dignified and graceful.
#27 I like how you like cool old things like records and comics and history.
#28 I like how good you are at stopping and taking the time to appreciate something,
whether it‟s of epic or small proportions.
#29 I like how you get so exited over little things!
#30 I like the way you dress like an orphan
(sometimes)
#31 I like taking photos of you because you always look most lovely or interesting.
#32 I like the way you love High School Musical (not really).
#33 I like the way you don‟t hold short term grudges (unlike me).
#34 I like the way you swear like a manic drunken sailor under your
breath.
#35 I like the way technology hates you.
#36 I like your impressive general knowledge brain.
#37 I like how you hate being called „Kate‟ with a passion.
#38 I like the way you hug me when I‟m really sad, despite the fact that it goes against all
our man-child relationship stands for.
#39 I like the way I could tell you anything and know you‟ll understand.
#40 I like the way you read my sick, twisted, violent dreams for over a month and still slept in the same room as me.
#41 I like your smile… cliché but true!
#42 I like the way you share my undying love for Harry Potter!
#43 I like how vampirishypale you are.
#44 I like how you can dress like a preppy biatch yet still wear chipped black nail polish, a
gun around your neck and carry a syringe pen.
#45 I like how you get so passionate about things you like eg.
M.J, MyChem…
#46 I like how we run the Church of Havokand play God to hundreds of little FC‟s all
over the world!
#47 I like your glasses. I know you hate them but you just wouldn‟t be
Katie without them!
#48 I like how you‟re always right… Always!
#49 I like how you taught me the „mood dance‟.
Best.Dance.Ever.
#50 I like how you‟re weirdly fond of grubs.
#51 I like how together we pretty much became master chefs/domestic goddesses!
#52 I like how well you can pull off headbands.
#53 I like how I‟d almost always rather hang out with you than anyone else in the whole entire world.
#54 I like how you used to be ranga… do it again sometime!!
#55 I like how you‟re just as immature as I am and truly appreciate how funny Sponge Bob drunk on ice-cream is!
#56 I like how you‟re so hilariously funny/witty/droll and
you don‟t even realise it.
#57 I like how we like the same things… books, movies, music, men
(ie. Gerard squared).
#58 I like how you‟re such a pessimist. Mostly depressing but often tres useful.
#59 I like how the once face book update you ever did was „Brandon Flowers you‟re
so good looking‟.
#60 I like the way you look like a greater version of Taylor Swift/Kirsten
Dunst/Elisha Cuthbert.
#61 I like how you‟re a fellow Jacob lover.
#62 I like the way we can converse for hours about philosophical topics or just
sit in silence.
#63 I like how I haven‟t run out of things I like about you yet… there‟s just SO many!
*said in German Merl voice*
#64 I like how you are un neat freak.
#65 I like how you chew with your mouth closed (unlike some people…
MERL!)
#66 I like the way you always let me nibble your fish.
#67 I like the way you can be so brutally honest and matter of fact about things.
#68 I like how when you‟re there, pretty much anything is fun.
#69 I like the way you soldiered on through all the hostels and your weenus
towel for three months.
#70 I like how you always have to listen to the end of the song, and can‟t
for the life of you multi task.
#71 I like the way we could have a conversation compiled entirely of
favourite movie quotes.
#72 I like the way you seem to acquire lame nicknames… just like me.
Stupid „Merl Barefoot Rama‟
#73 I like the way you‟re my favourite person to do anything with… whether it‟s chilling in ML or raving the night away at Rise!
#74 I like the way we hold hands at Ikea.
#75 I like the way I still have your drivers license… and there ain‟t
nothing‟ you can do about it!
#76 I like how we‟ve shared many a near death experiences together…
#77 I like the way that if we were boys…
#78 I like the way you sing the alto part of Africa.
#79 I like the way we take the greatest action photos in existence!
#80 I like the way you share my love for boys in marching bands.
#81 I like the way you let me live at your house when I couldn‟t go home.
#82 I like the way I can live through you and your carnivorous ways.
#83 I like the way you can see the magic in everyday things.
#84 I like the way you‟re always up for appreciating delicious food with me!
#85 I like the way we can speak fluent Pig Latin.
#86 I like the way your imperfections turn me on;)
#87 That was so chepic it needed a whole page all to itself! But… I like the way “we‟re detectives
Lizzy and Sally of the Rottnest police”.
#88 I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her
neck. I love it when she sleeps.
#89 I like the way you‟re such an awkward Bella.
#90 I like the way we shared an epic, poetic, incredible beyond adjectives mountainous moment together.
#91 I like how you fell in love with baby goats with me.
#92 I like how if you and were more organised we would share a ridiculously
long list of personal jokes!
#93 I like how kind and generous you can be. Puck the gypsy beggars though.
#94 I like how you‟re always willing to halves for a 5.90 Margherita!
#95 I like the way your hair always looks pretty, even in the morning when
you refuse to be seen in public.
#96 I like how you‟re also aware that someday the birds are going to get us…
#97 I like how you „slappada bass‟. The Bad Hats
would be nothing without you and Alice!
#98 I like how you‟re such a good Lindt Ball… unlike some people!
#99 I like how you‟re cool enough to pull off an I heart Prozac badge.