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100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time
# Picture Character/Actor Movie Quote100 Murphy
MacManus/NormanReedus
Lethal Weapon Yeah, it's St.
Paddy's Day,everyone's Irish
tonight. Why
don't yous just
pull up a stool
and have a drink
with us?
99 Billy Costigan/Leonardo
DiCaprio
The Departed I probably
could be you,
yeah. Yeah, I
know that
much. But I
don't wanna be
you, Frank. I
don't wanna be
you.
98 Cobb/Leonardo DiCaprio Inception Dreams feel
real while we're
in them. It's only
when we wake
up that we
realize
something was
actuallystrange.
97 Sanka Coffie/Doug E.
Doug
Cool Runnings
96 Hanson Brothers Slap Shot
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95 Daniel Kaffee/Tom Cruise A Few Good
Men
You're a lousy
fucking softball
player, Jack!
94 Tony Star/Robert Downey
Jr.
Ironman They say that
the best weapon
is the one you
never have to
fire. I
respectfully
disagree. I
prefer the
weapon you
only have to fireonce. Thats
how Dad did it,
thats how
America does it,
and its worked
out pretty well
so far.
93 Harry Stamper/Bruce
Willis
Armageddon None of you
have to go. We
can all just sit
here on Earth,wait for this big
rock to crash
into it, kill
everything and
everybody we
know. United
States
government just
asked us to save
the world.
Anybody wanna
say no?
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92 Lou/Rob Corddry Hot Tub Time
Machine
Well lets stick
it up our asses.
91 Rachel Jansen/Mila Kunis Forgetting Sarah
Marshall
Oh, come on,
Peter. I can see
your vagina
from here.
90 Leonard Shelby/Guy
Pearce
Memento I was the only
guy who
disagreed withthe cops - and I
had brain
damage.
89 Kevin
McCallister/Macaulay
Mulkin
Home Alone This is my
house I have to
defend it.
88 Jim Braddock/Russel
Crowe
Cinderella Man You think you'retelling me
something? Like,
what, boxing is
dangerous,
something like
that? You don't
think working
triple shifts and at
night on a scaffold
isn't just as likely
to get a man
killed? What
about all those
guys who died last
week living in
cardboard shacks
to save on rent
money just to
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feed their family,
'cause guys like
you have not
quite figured out
a way yet to make
money off of
watching that guydie? But in my
profession - and it
is my profession -
I'm a little more
fortunate.
87 Mike Wazowski/Billy
Crystal
Monsters Inc. Of my life. But I
love sports.
Dodgeball was
the best. I was
the fastest one
out there.
Course, I wasthe ball. You
see, I was the
ball. All right,
kid.
86 Christ Burnett/ Owen
Wilson
Behind Enemy
Line
You're an
optimist, sir. See
I had you
figured for a
grouch.
85 Becky Ice Box
OShea/Shawna Waldron
Little Giants What a hunk.
Wait a minute?
What am I
saying? I'm the
Icebox. Icebox
doesn't like
boys. Except for
that one.
84 Chris Gardner/Will Smith Pursuit of
Happiness
I met my father
for the first time
when I was 28years old. I
made up my
mind that when
I had children,
my children
were going to
know who their
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father was.
83 Willie Beamen/Jamie Foxx Any Given
Sunday
I'm trying to
win coach. I ain't
trying to
disrespect
nobody, but
winning is the
only thing I
respect.
82 Sam/German Shepherd I am Legend Barking
(repeated line)
81 Will Hunting/Matt Damon Good WillHunting
Do you likeapples..Well I
got her number,
how do you like
them apples?
80 Brick Tamland/Steve
Carell
Anchorman LOUD NOISES!
I stabbed a
guy.
79 Emma Kurtzman/Natalie
Portman
No Strings
Attached
Wow... it looks
like it's coming
right at me.
78 Lester WormMurphy/Edward Norton Rounders Hey! If youwant to see this
seventh card
you're gonna
stop speakin'
fuckin'
Sputnick.
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77 Ben Wade/Russell Crowe 310 to Yuma Now, you see
Dan, generally
pretty much
everyone wants
to live. That
means
Butterfield, too.
He's gonna walk
out on you. He's
gonna come
back up here,
and he's gonna
walk out on you.
Now, what you
gotta figure is
why you and
your boy are
gonna die.76 Brennan Huff/Will Ferrell Step Brothers I tea-bagged
your drum set.
75 Herb Brooks/Kurt Russell Miracle Tonight, WE
are the greatest
hockey team in
the world. You
were born to be
hockey players.
Every one of
you. And you
were meant to
be here tonight.
This is your
time.
74 Bob Lee Swagger/Mark
Wahlberg
Shooter I don't think
you understand,
these boys killedmy dog.
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73 Bumble Bee Transformers Im so
excited.I just
cant hide it.
72 Seth/Jonah Hill Superbad Why the FUCK
would it be
between THAT
or Muhammed?
Why don't you
just pick a
common name
like a normal
person?
71 Dicky Eckland/ChristianBale
The Fighter Are you like me?Was just goodenough to fight
Sugar Ray? Never
had to win, did I?
You gotta do
more in there.
You gotta win a
title. For you, for
me, for Lowell.
This is your time,
all right? You take
it. I had my time
and I blew it. Youdon't have to. All
right? You fuckin'
get out there, and
use all the shit
that you've been
through, all the
shit we've gone
through over the
fuckin' years, and
you put it in that
ring right now.
This is yours. Thisis fuckin' yours.
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70 George Jung/Johnny Depp Blow Alright. Well, in
all honesty, I
don't feel that
what I've done is
a crime. And I
think it's illogical
and
irresponsible for
you to sentence
me to prison.
Because, when
you think about
it, what did I
really do? I
crossed an
imaginary line
with a bunch of
plants.69 Gordan Gekko/Michael
Douglas
Wall Street When I get a
hold of the son
of a bitch who
leaked this, I'm
gonna tear his
eyeballs out and
I'm gonna suck
his fucking
skull.
68 Tony Montana/Al Pacino Scarface Say hello to my
little friend.
67 Nicky Santoro/Joe Pesci Casino Listen to me
Anthony. I got
your head in a
fuckin' vise. I'll
squash your
head like afuckin'
grapefruit if you
don't give me a
name. Don't
make me have
to do this,
please. Don't
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make me be a
bad guy, come
on.
66 King Julian Madagascar Now who
wants a
COOKIE!
65 Frank The Tank Ricard/
Will Ferrell
Old School We're... We're
going streaking!
We're going up
the quad and to
the
gymnasium.
64 Les Grossman/ Tom
Cruise
Tropic Thunder Now I want you
to take a step
back... and
literally fuck
your own face!
63 G-Baby/DeWayne Warren Hard Ball All right, let mebreak it down to
you right quick.
Andre says he cancatch any pop-up
anybody can
throw. Kofi say
"That's bullshit.
You a busta.".
Andre say "Roll
up, bitch". Kofi
say, "I'll give you
all my gum if you
can catch this
ball.". He threw
the ball. Andrecaught it. Andre
say "Pay me my
money". Kofi say,
"You a cheatin'
bitch.". No wait.
Kofi say, "You a
motherfucka"
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62 Charlie Conway/Joshua
Jackson
The Mighty
Ducks
Oh, man. It's
my mom. She
looks pissed.
61 Teddy KGB/John
Malkovich
Rounders Go away, this
one is not good
for you. And in
my club, I will
splash the pot
whenever the
fuck I please.
60 Bugs Bunny Space Jam Please! What
kind of Mickey
Mouseorginization
would name
their team The
Ducks?
59 Carl Spackler/Bill Murray Caddyshack Check me if I'm
wrong Sandy,
but if I kill all the
golfers, they're
gonna lock me
up and throw
away the key.
58 Farva/Kevin Heffernan Super Troopers Gotcha fucker.
57 Boobie Miles/Derek Luke Friday Night
Lights
You wanna win
put Boobie in.
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56 Julian
McGrath/Cole&Dylan
Sprouse
Big Daddy I wipe my own
ass.
55 Derek Zoolander/Ben
Stiller
Zoolander What is this? A
center for ants?
How can we be
expected to
teach children
to learn how to
read... if they
can't even fit
inside the
building?54 Dr. Evil/Mike Myers Austin Powers
series
I'd just like to
point out that
no one else in
my gene pool
runs like a girl.
53 Ace Venture/Jim Carry Ace Venture:
Pet Detective
LOOO-HOOO-
ZUH-HER!
If Im not backin five
minutes.just
wait longer.
52 Jim Street/Colin Farrell S.W.A.T. Somebody else
needs a body
bag downstairs.
51 Lee Anne Tuohy/Sandra
Bullock
The Blind Side Michael, I want
you to have a
good time but if
you get a girl
pregnant out of
wedlock, I will
crawl into the
car, drive up to
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Oxford and cut
off your penis.
50 Gandalf/Ian McKellen Lord of the Rings
Series
You shall not
pass!
49 Rick Vaughn/Charlie
Sheen
Major League Want me to
drag him outta
here, kick the
shit out of him?
48 Aragorn/Viggo Mortenson Lord of the RingsSeries
Sons ofGondor! Of
Rohan! My
brothers. I see in
your eyes the
same fear that
would take the
heart of me. A
day may come
when the
courage of Men
fails, when weforsake our
friends and
break all bonds
of fellowship,
but it is not this
day. An hour of
wolves and
shattered
shields when
the Age of Men
comes crashing
down, but it is
not this day!
This day we
fight! By all that
you hold dear
on this good
earth, I bid you
stand, Men of
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the West!
47 Capt. John Miller/Tom
Hanks
Saving Private
Ryan
We're not here
to do the decent
thing, we're
here to follow
fucking orders!
46 Tommy/Christ Farley Tommy Boy Fat guy in a
little coat.
45 Austin Powers/Mike
Myers
Austin Powers
Series
Shall we shag
now or shag
later?
44 Jack Torrance/Jack
Nickolson
The Shining All work and no
play makes Jack
a dull boy.
43 Darth Vader Star Wars Series Luke I am your
father.
42 Billy Hoyle/Woody
Harrelson
White Men
Cant Jump
You are so
stupid. It wouldtake your
mother 1, no. 2
hours to watch
60 MINUTES.
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41 White Goodman/Ben
Stiller
Dodgeball: A
True Underdog
Story
"There's no
reason we need
to be shackled
by the strictures
of the
employee-
employer
relationship.
Unless you're
into that sort of
thing. In which
case, I got some
shackles in the
back. I'm just
kidding. But
seriously, I've
got 'em."
40 Neo/Keanu Reeves The Matrix Cause I don'tlike the idea that
I'm not in
control of my
life.
39 Wolverine/Hugh Jackman X-Men Origins:
Wolverine
I'm gonna cut
your
goddamned
head off! See if
that works!
38 Happy Gilmore/Adam
Sandler
Happy Gilmore You eat pieces
of shit for
breakfast?
The price is
wrong bitch.
37 Jerry Maguire/Tom Cruise Jerry Maguire SHOW ME THEMONEY.
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36 Danny Ocean/ George
Clooney
Oceans 11 Thirteen
million and you
drive this piece
of shit cross
country to pick
me up?
35 Simba Lion King I just cant wait
to be king.
34 Bruce Wayne/Christian
Bale
The Dark Knight "Bruce Wayne:
It's not who I am
underneath, butwhat I do that
defines me."
33 Buddy the Elf/Will Ferrell Elf Watch out the
yellow ones
dont stop.:
32 Benny Rodriguez/Mike
Vitar
Sandlot Anyone who
wants to be a
can't-hack-it
pantywaist who
wears their
mama's bra,
raise your
hand.
31 Bill The Butcher
Cutting/Daniel Day Lewis
Gangs of New
York
You see this
knife? I'm gonna
teach you to
speak English
with this fucking
knife!
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30 Coach Herman
Boone/Denzel
Washington
Remember the
Titans
This is no
democracy. It is
a dictatorship. I
am the law.
29 Shane Falco/Keanu
Reeves
The
Replacements
I wish I could
say something
classy and
inspirational,
but that just
wouldn't be our
style.
28 Mr. Miyagi/Pat Morita The Karate Kid Wax onWax
off.
27 Harry Potter/Daniel
Radcliffe
Harry Potter
Series
Avada
Kedavra.
26 Maverick/Tom Cruise Top Gun I feel the
needGoose,
the need for
speed.
25 Lloyd Christmas/Jim Carry Dumb and
Dumber
Oh yeah. They
always freak out
when you leavethe scene of an
accident, you
know?
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24 Luke Skywalker/Mark
Hamill
Star Wars Series Nevertheless, I
am taking
Captain Solo and
his friends. You
can either profit
by this or be
destroyed. It's
your choice, but
I warn you not
to
underestimate
my power.
23 Keyser Soze/Kevin Spacey The Usual
Suspects
The greatest
trick the Devil
ever pulled was
convincing the
world he didn't
exist. And likethat, poof. He's
gone.
22 Alan/Zach Galifanakis The Hangover You probably
get this a lot.
This isn't the
real Caesar's
Palace is it?
Not at the
Table Carlos.
Tigers love
pepper.Theyhate cinnamon.
21 Jeff The Dude
Lebowski/Jeff Bridges
The Big
Lebowski
Ive had a
rough night and
I hate the
fucking Eagles,
man.
20 Derek Vinyard/Edward
Norton
American
History X
I'm gonna
teach you a real
lesson nowmotherfucker.
Put your fuckin'
mouth on the
curb.
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19 Woody/Tom Hanks Toy Story Theres a snake
in my boot.
18 R.P. McMurphy/Jack
Nicholson
One Who Flew
Over The
Cuckoos Nest
I'm a goddamn
marvel of
modern
science.
In one week, I
can put a bug so
far up her ass,
she don't know
whether to shit
or wind herwristwatch.
17 Jules Winnfield/Samuel L.
Jackson
Pulp Fiction "Say WHAT one
more goddamn
time! I dare you!
I double dare
you
motherfucka!!"
16 Alonzo Harris/Denzel
Washington
Training Day My nigga.
15 Ron Burgundy/Will Ferrell Anchorman Well, I could be
wrong, but I
believe diversity
is an old, old
wooden ship
that was used
during the CivilWar era.
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14 Yoda Star Wars Series You think Yoda
stops teaching,
just because his
student does
not want to
hear? A teacher
Yoda is. Yoda
teaches like
drunkards drink,
like killers kill.
13 Jason Bourne/Matt
Damon
Bourne Series If you were in
your office right
now we'd be
having this
conversation
face-to-face.
12 Captain Jack
Sparrow/Johnny Depp
Pirates of the
Caribbean
I'm dishonest,
and a dishonest
man you can
always trust to
be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the
honest ones you
want to watch
out for, because
you can never
predict when
they're going to
do something
incredibly...
stupid.
11 John McClane/Bruce
Willis
Die Hard Yippee ki-yay,
motherfucker!
10 Han Solo/Harrison Ford Star Wars Series Ive got a bad
feeling about
this
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9 James Bond/Pierce
Brosnan
Goldeneye Bond, James
Bond.
Shaken, not
stirred.
8 Maximus Decimus
Meridius/Russell Crowe
Gladiator My name is
Maximus
Decimus
Meridius,
Commander of
the Armies of
the North,
General of the
Felix Legions,
loyal servant tothe true
emperor,
Marcus Aurelius.
Father to a
murdered son,
husband to a
murdered wife.
And I will have
my vengeance,
in this life or the
next.
7 Rocky/Sylvester Stallone Rocky Cut me Mick.
6 Tommy DeVito/Joe Pesci Goodfellas I'm funny how,
I mean funny
like I'm a clown,
I amuse you? I
make you laugh,
I'm here to
fuckin' amuse
you? What do
you mean funny,
funny how?
How am I
funny?
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5 Forrest Gump/Tom Hanks Forrest Gump Life is like a box
of chocolates
you never know
what youre
gonna get.
4 The Joker/Heath Ledger The Dark Knight Why so
serious?
3 Indiana Jones/Harrison
Ford
Indiana Jones
Series
We do not
follow maps to
buried treasureand X never,
ever marks the
spot.
2 Tyler Durden/Brad Pitt Fight Club How much can
you know about
yourself if
youve never
been in a fight?
1 Pete Dunham/Charlie
Hunnam
Green Street
Hooligans
You don't run,
not when you're
with us... You
stand your
ground and
fight!