10 Things an Entrepreneur should never say to a VC

10 Things an Entrepreneur won’t say to a VC

We are wildly embellishing our prior experience and are way over our heads in this business.

We are starting this company because we can’t find a job.

Of course this round won’t get us to cash flow break-even, not even close, are you kidding me?

Will you stop with the proctology exam and make up your frickin’ mind already.

We think you’re pompus nitwits but we’ll tell you whatever you want to hear to get this round closed.

We know the numbers in our financial plan are totally bogus but you asked for numbers so here you go.

You can do all the Due Diligence you want but you won’t find the really scary stuff.

We have no intention of listening to any of your cockamemee advice.

We aren’t looking for a partner. All we want is your money.

We both know you’re not going to invest in our company so let’s cut our losses and move on.