10 reasons not to date a mentalist

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10. Always wants to drive…blindfolded!

It’s not the actual driving that’s the problem, it’s that I constantly have to explain myself to thepolice. This can really slow down family trips.

9. Bent Silverware

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The first time you open the silverware drawer and see that your favorite spoon is twisted, youmay think it’s cute. The second time it will be a little less cute. After that you’ll want to kill mebut can’t because you can’t find a straight knife.

8. Hard to Surprise

If you’re planning a surprise party, you’re going to have to try pretty hard. Keep in mind thatpredicting human behavior is a big part of my act.

7. Too Many Books

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I’m human too, so I don’t know everything. But boy, do I try. My job requires me to have aworking knowledge of a broad range of subjects, so I’m constantly reading any and everythingI can get my hands on. And let’s be honest, that many books can be an eyesore. Thatcollection has gotten more manageable thanks to e-books but it’s still a lot.

6. Never Forgets

Well…never forgets names, dates and the shopping list. Does forget taking out the garbage ordoing the laundry. In other words, I only remember what I want to remember.

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5. Explaining to your Friends and Parents what a Mentalist is

“He’s kinda like that TV show…not that Edwards guy but the TV detective…well, no he doesn’twork for the police…like, he does shows and stuff…what kinds of shows? Shows in theatersand colleges. He reads people’s mind…I don’t know…I guess like a magician but not really?”

4. May someday become the God Emperor of Dune

This one is a long shot, but if anyone can survive the spice agony, it’s me.

3. Very Popular at Parties

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Every time you go to any type of social gathering with me, you have to be prepared for peopleto ask if they can see what a mentalist does. This can make a quiet night out rather difficult. Onthe plus side, it does lead to free drinks!

2. Spoilers!

Wonder why I’m not into “The Walking Dead” as much as you are? It’s because I already knowwhat’s going to happen. Remember number 8?

1. Always knows what you are thinking

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In most situations this can make life very easy. But what if you don’t like that ham sandwich Imade but don’t want to hurt my feelings? Or if I ask “does this vest make me look fat?” andyou say no?

Remember, honesty is the best policy. At least when you can’t get away with a lie. 

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