10 excuses for Falling Asleep at Work

10 Excuses For Falling Asleep At Work

By LISA

SUBHRANGSHU

............’’AMEN”- I love to sleep

Coffee Machine is Broken

I was not sleeping, I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance

Why did You interrupt me?- I just figured out a solution for the big data.

I was not sleeping, I

was meditating

on the mission

statement and envisions

a new paradigm

This is one of the seven good habits of hard working Employees

 I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.

Today donated 2ltr Blood at the blood bank & doctor said that this might happen.

 I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that Ilearned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.

 Boss, last night I took cold medicine that just won't wear off!

Someone decaffeinated my coffee intentionally

Thank you For your Patience