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Students affected by violence in Mid East Some have family there, students studying in Jerusa-lem take refuge in Cyprus Megan Krigbaum STAFF REPORTER N

T w o w e e k s ago , six s igns with smal l piles

oI rocks in f ront of t hem appea red in the Pine

Grove apparen t ly in r e sponse to the recent

erupt ion of violence in Israel. T h e rocks s tood

for the a m o u n t of Israelis. Pales t in ians , and

Amer i cans that have died so far in the con-

flict.

Al though the person or g r o u p respons ib le

for the signs is u n k n o w n , there are o ther stu-

dents who have very s trong v iews on the con-

flict. as ihey are s tudy ing this s emes t e r in

Jerusa lem and o the r s have fami ly w h o live

very c lose to the violence.

T h r e e Hope s tuden t s are cur ren t ly s tudy-

ing in J e rusa l em this semes te r th rough a pro-

g ram that is in c o n j u n c t i o n wi th three o ther

co l leges . T h e s e s tudents are taught by both

Palest inian a n d Israel p ro fe s so r s in a neutral

p lace so as to learn about bo th cu l tu res and

ga in an unb iased perspec t ive .

" W h e n this cr is is b l ew up. they we re all in

d i f f e ren t places on their k ibbu tz s tay," said

Neal Sobania , d i rec tor of internat ional edu -

ca t ion .

A kibbutz is an Israeli c o m m u n i t y where

all m o n e y ea rned is shared among the p e o p l e

w h o e a c h have a spec i f i c ro le wi th in that

c o m m u n i t y . At the start of the v io lence , the

decision was made to ex tend the k ibbutz stay.

"They needed to stay where they were be-

cause we k n e w it was s a fe , " S o b a n i a said.

Later , they had to m o v e even fa r ther away.

On O c t o b e r 14th, the s tudents we re evacu-

ated to C y p r u s in order to ensure their safe ty

a n d a l so so that they c o u l d c o n t i n u e their

course work .

" W h e n w e received n e w s abou t the first

m o r e CONFL ICT o n 2

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ANCHOR PHOTO BY A N D R E W L O T Z

WAR PROTEST: Two signs that appeared in the Pine Grove last week, protesting the violence in Israel and Palestine.The person or persons who placed the signs remains unidentified.

ANCHOR PHOTO BY ARIANNA B A K E R

HAIL TO THE (EX) CHIEF7-. George Bush addresses the crowd at the Republican rally in the Dow Center, Monday. He urged those in attendance to vote for his son George W. Bush, Jr. in the upcoming presidential election.

Ex-Pres speaks at GOP rally George Bush Sr. brought to campus by Hope Republicans Andrew Lotz EDITOR IN C H I E F

O n M o n d a y . O c t o b e r 23 . ihe

F o r m e r Pres iden t of the Un i t ed

States George Bush visi ted H o p e

Col lege to c a m p a i g n for his son ,

G e o r g e W. B u s h ' s p r e s i d e n t i a l

campa ign .

T h e visit was ihe cu lmina t i on

of act ion be tween the Hope Co l -

lege R e p u b l i c a n s a n d the n e a r b y

c o u n t y R e p u b l i c a n p a r l i e s . T w o

Hope s tudents , Beth Ki lgore ("02)

and Louis Can f i e ld ( ' 0 1 ) , wro te a

letter to the George W. Bush c a m -

p a i g n a s k i n g f o r the p res iden t i a l

n o m i n e e to pay a visit to Hope Col-

lege. A l though Bush was unab le to

v i s i t , the H o p e R e p u b l i c a n s a n d

t h e i r a d v i s o r , P r o f e s s o r J a c k

Ho lmes , we re able to get F o r m e r

President Bush to visit the c a m p u s .

" A l t h o u g h I ' m not sure they [our

letters] are ent i re ly respons ib le for

br inging h im here today, I ' m cer-

tain that w e ' r e all thril led that he

is g o i n g to b e s p e a k i n g , " s a i d

Canf i e ld . " T h i s is a great day for

Hope Col lege . We have hundreds

of s tudents and hundreds of c o m -

muni ty m e m b e r s all add ing u p to

t h o u s a n d s of s u p p o r t e r s f o r

G e o r g e W. Bush . "

The rally, in support of the Bush/

Cheney t icket , began with the in-

t r o d u c t i o n s o f n u m e r o u s l oca l

pol i t ic ians and poli t ical issues,

m o r e GEORGE o n 2

Administration examines website Knowhope.org still up, new policy sought

Matt Cook C A M P U S B E A T EDITOR

W h e n Jos iah Dyks t ra ( 4 02) set up

his websi te , k n o w h o p e . o r g , at the

beg inn ing of th is year, s o m e m e m -

bers of the adminis t ra t ion expressed

r e s e r v a t i o n a b o u t it . D y k s t r a re-

c e n t l y m e t w i t h s o m e o f t h e s e

peop le to d iscuss the p r o b l e m s and

to e x a m i n e the issues involved with

his websi te .

K n o w h o p e . o r g is webs i te o w n e d

a n d o p e r a t e d by D y k s t r a w h i c h

houses several s tudent organizat ion

si tes, such as O p u s and Fe l lowsh ip

of Chr i s t i an S tuden t s , a s well as

s i tes for non-of f ic ia l s tudent orga-

nizat ions , such as Vanderprov and

Inkl ings .

H o p e Co l l ege pol icy is for every

s tudent o rganiza t ion to have their

websi te on a H o p e server. Currently,

all o rgan iza t ions are on one server

ma in t a ined by CIT.

A c c o r d i n g to Dyks t ra , the mee t -

ing, a t t ended by h imse l f , Richard

Fros t , d e a n of s tuden ts , and Carl

H e i d e m a n , d i rec tor of comput ing ,

m o r e W E B S I T E o n 2

Clothesline Project returns to campus T-shirts by women victims of violence Matt Cook C A M P U S B E A T EDITOR

A disp lay c o m m e m o r a t i n g vic-

t ims of v io lence will return to Hope

this week .

T h e Clo thes l ine Pro jec t will b e

s h o w n on Monday , Oc t . 30 f r o m 11

a .m. to 8 p.m. in the M a a s C o n f e r -

ence R o o m .

The Clo thes l ine Project is a d is -

play of t-shirts des igned by, or in

m e m o r y of , w o m e n w h o have been

vic t ims of direct personal v iolence.

It is s p o n s o r e d by W o m e n in

Trans i t ion , a Hol land area d o m e s -

tic v i o l e n c e g r o u p , a n d C a m p u s

Assaul t Awareness , R e s p o n s e and

Educa t ion ( C A A R E ) .

T h e shirts are co lor coded for d i f -

ferent k inds of v io lence : whi te for

murder , ye l low or be ige for bat tery

or assaul t , red , pink, or o range for

rape or sexual assault , blue o r green

for incest or child sexual assaul t ,

a n d purp le or l avender for w o m e n

a t tacked because they are, or were

pe rce ived to be, lesbian.

" M a k i n g the t -shir ts is sort of an

e m p o w e r i n g , healing process ," said

L indsey Woodal l COO), a C A A R E

educator .

T h e Clo thes l ine Project was m o r e PROJECT o n 2

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Campus Beat Anchor October 25, 2000

Dance Marathon to hold Halloween party T h e r e w i l l b e p r i z e s

fo r t h e b e s t c o s t u m e s

Julie Green SPOTLIGHT EOITOR

Dance M a r a t h o n is o p e n i n g its

firsi big fund- ra i se r with the co lors

o r a n g e a n d b l a c k : a H a l l o w e e n

parly will be held on Sal . Oc i . 28

for all co l lege s ludenls .

" W e w a r n e d lo p r o v i d e s o m e -

thing ihe whole c a m p u s could c o m e

lo on Ha l loween w e e k e n d , and i t ' s

a good l ime to get d re s sed up . " sa id

Diana Breclaw, d i rec tor of s tudent

act ivi t ies.

CONFLICT from 1

C o s t u m e s will be required at the

par ty- w h i c h will be he ld in the

DePree pa rk ing lot- even if it is jus t

a little m a s k . Brec l aw said.

Fo r t he b e s t c o s -

t u m e s . there will be

pr izes , inc lud ing a

D V D player. T h e

j u d g i n g will be at

11:00 p .m. In the

ca tegor ies of indi-

v i d u a l s , c o u p l e s ,

a n d g r o u p s up to ten

peop le . P u m p k i n ca rv ing

will be another contes t .

" O n T h u r s d a y [Oct. 261 s tuden t s

can g o to the S tudent U n i o n Desk

and pick u p a p u m p k i n and carve it

or paint i t ," Brec law said.

T h e s e p u m p k i n s c a n t h e n b e

b r o u g h t to t h e p a r t y to b e

j u d g e d .

D a n c e M a r a -

thon. which raises

money for DeVos

C h i l d r e n ' s H o s p i -

tal . is in i ts s e c o n d

year at H o p e and p lans

to d o bet ter than last year,

w h i c h r a i s e d m o r e t h a n

$23 ,000 .

" W e want to have over 200 danc -

e r s . " B r e c l a w said. " W e still need

m o r e v o l u n t e e r s , bu t t he o v e r a l l

c o m m i t t e e is se lec ted ."

Brec law urges all res idence hal ls ,

c o t t a g e s , a p a r t m e n t s , s t u d e n t

g roups , facul ty and staff m e m b e r s

to get involved.

" S o m e g r o u p s h a v e a l r e a d y

s ta r ted r a i s i n g m o n e y , " B r e c l a w

said. S tuden t C o n g r e s s , w h o will be

p rov id ing the dee jay f o r the Ha l -

loween party, has j u s t c o m m i t t e d ,

bu t h a s n ' t s tar ted fund- ra i s ing yet.

" W e ' r e going to h a v e at least o n e

dancer , m a y b e m o r e , " sa id S tuden t

C o n g r e s s pres ident L o u i s C a n f i e l d

( ' 0 1 ) . " W e th ink the [ H a l l o w e e n

party] is a good oppor tuni ty to bring

a lot of d i f f e ren t g r o u p s on c a m p u s

toge ther . "

Facu l ty and staff will also be in-

volved. D a n c e M a r a t h o n is g iv ing

p ins to those facul ty and staff w h o

have d o n a t e d $32 for the year to

wear on Fr idays . A l o n g with this,

they will dress casual ly on Fridays.

T h e Hal loween party will be 9:00

p .m. to 1:00 a .m. and is sponsored

by C r e a t i v e Din ing Serv ices , Stu-

den t C o n g r e s s , S A C , G r e e k Li fe

and f r i ends of the col lege .

T i cke t s c a n be p icked u p at the

S tudent U n i o n D e s k or at the door.

S t u d e n t s are a sked to b r ing a $1

dona t ion .

o u t b r e a k of v i o l e n c e at A l - A q s a

mosque , many of us were shocked . "

said Kristy T r u a x (*02), o n e of the

s ludenls in Je rusa lem. " P e o p l e h a d

been ta lking abou t peace , a n d sud-

d e n l y s c o r e s o f p e o p l e w e r e

w o u n d e d . "

T r u a x has f o u n d the p e o p l e of

J e r u s a l e m to b e v e r y c o u r t e o u s ,

w a r m and f r iendly.

"This is not a w a r be tween name-

less. face less masses . Each incident

is made up of peop le and the nar ra-

tives that they b r ing to the s i tua-

t ion." Truax said.

Recent ly , there has b e e n talk of a

new peace a g r e e m e n t b e t w e e n ihe

Pa l e s t in i ans a n d the Is rae l i s , but

Truax bel ieves that it will be unsuc-

cess fu l , as the peop le are not r eady

for it.

" T h e peace that they are t ry ing

to f o r m is a p e a c e b e t w e e n t w o

eli tes. If there is to b e a fu l l , c o m -

prehens ive peace . I be l ieve that it

has to c o m e f r o m the b o t t o m up , "

Truax said.

Nora Slaal ( ' 02) , w h o s e fami ly is

WEBSITE from 1

current ly l iv ing in Eas t J e rusa l em

w h e r e he r fa ther w o r k s for U S A I D

in internat ional a f fa i r s a n d on for-

e ign aid projects , also has little fai th

in the new a g r e e m e n t .

"Ii might keep the f igh t ing d o w n

for a little whi le , but bo th s ides will

be look ing to a c c u s e one ano the r

of b reak ing it. [The s i tua t ion] will

ge l w o r s e b e f o r e it g e t s b e t t e r , "

Staal said.

H e r f a m i l y w a s e v a c u a t e d lo

West J e rusa l em f o r a short per iod

of t i m e , bu t h a v e s ince r e tu rned

h o m e and will r emain there un less

the re is a m a n d a t o r y e v a c u a t i o n ,

because they feel re lat ively sa fe .

"I a m wor r i ed for m y Pales t in-

ian f r i ends in Rama l l ah a n d scared

f o r m y Israeli f r i ends w h o are sol-

d i e r s . M y p a r e n t s h a v e b e e n

th rough c r i ses be fo re and will be

o k a y " Slaal said.

T h e f a m i l y of G h a d e e r Y a s e r

( ' 0 1 ) l ives in Israel. H e r f ami ly is

Pa les t in ian .

" T h e r e is no peace a g r e e m e n t .

I t ' s an i l lus ion. T h e r e is n o t h i n g

posi t ive go ing on. Israel is exp lod-

ing in v io lence , " Yaser said.

Las t week , as her sister was on

her w a y h o m e f r o m universi ty , she

was caugh t in an air raid f o r over

two hours , unab le to get home . H e r

o ther sister n o longer s leeps in her

bed near the window, and the area

near he r h igh school was b o m b e d .

"I t is not fair that I get lo go to

school and g o to chu rch and feel

safe , whi le my sister is s tuck in an

a i r ra id ," Yaser said.

H e r b i g g e s t f r u s t r a t i o n c o m e s

f r o m the med ia .

" I ' m angry with the media and the

t e rminology they use. The cove rage

of the con f l i c t is te r r ib le a n d the

media is cont r ibu t ing lo mak ing the

conf l i c t wor se , " Yaser said.

Y a s e r h a s i n f o r m a t i o n f r o m

f r i ends and journa l i s t s in Israel tell-

ing her about wha t is actual ly hap-

pen ing in Je rusa lem. A c c o r d i n g lo

he r s o u r c e s , the re are o v e r 4 0 0 0

peop le w o u n d e d and over 200 w h o

have died. T h e s e n u m b e r s are m u c h

larger than those the Amer ican press

Klh/P ISRHBU?

ANCHOR PHOTOS BY A N D R E W LOTZ

MEMORIAL: Signs in the Pine Grove represent how many people have been killed in the Middle East.

has been repor t ing . <4[My fami ly] keeps receiving this

m e s s a g e : leave, leave, leave. But

they are wonder ing , w h e r e d o we

go? Do we need to g o ? " Yaser said.

" H o w can w e leave our h o m e w h e n

th is is w h e r e we we re b o m , a n d

w h e r e our he r i t age and c o m m u n i t y

a re?" Yaser be l i eves that it is l ime for

the A m e r i c a n peop le to v i ew for -

e ign pol icy as an impor tan t th ing

and to d o s o m e t h i n g to c h a n g e it by

be ing ac t ive .

was to relay i n fo rma t ion f r o m an

ear l ier mee t ing a t t ended by Fros t .

He idcman , T o m Renner , d i rec tor of

p u b l i c r e l a t i o n s . Bill R e y n o l d s ,

dean for the ar ts and human i t i e s ,

and the co l l ege ' s aWorney.

T h e m a i n i s s u e tha t w a s a d -

dressed was that Hope Col lege poli-

cies are not p repared for a s i tuat ion

such as a s tudent c r ea t ing his o w n

websi te for s tudent o rgan iza t ions .

"II ii was n e v e r b rough t up . it

w o u l d n e v e r h a v e b e e n t h o u g h t

G E O R G E from 1

a b o u t , " D y k s t r a said.

D y k s t r a is n o w i n v o l v e d wi th

helping the adminis t ra t ion c o m e up

wi th a n e w policy.

"I e n c o u r a g e d them to let m e be

in on it ," Dyks t ra said.

O n e of D y k s t r a ' s goa l s is to al-

low informat ion abou t Hope and ils

o rgan iza t ions lo be ou t in the pub-

lic. Current ly , m a n y Hope webs i tes

can only be v i e w e d o n - c a m p u s .

His o the r goal is to have m o r e

s iudent i n v o l v e m e n t wi th H o p e ' s

w e b presence .

" W e ' v e got a lot of smart s tudents

a n d a lot of t hem have great ideas ,"

Dyks t ra said.

D y k s t r a sugges ted that the co l -

lege set up a server, still on a C1T

compu te r , that would b e access ib le

o f f - c a m p u s , and be u p g r a d a b l e by

s ludenls themselves , instead of CIT.

Current ly , these ideas are still in

the discussion phase. Talks will con-

t inue.

As far as his o w n websi te , accord-

ing to Dyks t ra , the admin is t ra t ion

ag ree s tha t s tuden t o r g a n i z a t i o n s

should have their o w n webs i t e a n d

be able to control it, but they have

s o m e p r o b l e m s wi th his site, such

as what will h a p p e n to it w h e n he

g radua tes .

In the week be fo re his m e e t i n g /

D y k s t r a took his webs i t e of f - l ine .

"I did it to k ind of ease s o m e of

the bu rden on m e , " D y k s t r a said.

H o w e v e r , a f t e r t he m e e t i n g ,

K n o w h o p e . o r g b e c a m e ful ly f u n c -

tional again , w h e n Dyks t ra realized

it w a s n ' t c a u s i n g a p rob lem.

D y k s t r a i sn ' t sure wha t will hap-

p e n to h i s o t h e r w e b s i t e ,

W T H S . o r g , a site for H o p e ' s stu-

den t radio s ta t ion. A radio s t a t ion ' s

cal l let ters , by law. be long to w h o -

eve r o w n s the stat ion. Accord ing to

D y k s t r a , the a d m i n i s t r a t i o n sug-

ges ted that they mirror the site on

s choo l c o m p u t e r s .

D y k s t r a is a l so wil l ing to sell the

d o m a i n n a m e to Hope .

i n c l u d i n g c a l l s f o r s u p p o r t i n g

Propos i t ion O n e and a ban on par-

tial bir th abor t ions . Bush ar r ived

with lots of thank yous for the H o p e

Repub l i cans and Jack H o l m e s , and

c o m m e n t s about h o w m u c h h e en-

j o y s visi t ing Hol land .

"My wi fe once par t ic ipa ted in the

tu l ip f e s t i v a l , " sa id B u s h in h i s

speech . "She r e m e m b e r s the great

hospi ta l i ty of this side of the s ta le . "

B u s h s u p p o r t e d t he M i c h i g a n

Repub l i can parly, especia l ly candi -

dates Representa t ive Peter Hoeks t ra

and Sena tor Spence A b r a h a m w h o

are up for ree lec t ion. He a l so ex-

pressed his fee l ings about the presi-

dent ia l e lec t ion .

" B a r b a r a and I have m a d e a de-

c i s i o n . W e ' r e g o i n g to v o l e f o r

G e o r g e W. B u s h , " B u s h sa id to

laughter in the aud ience .

Bush s t ressed the impor t ance of

Mich igan in the u p c o m i n g e lect ion,

and his des i re to re turn the label of

" n o b l e ca l l ing" to poli t ics .

W h e n asked how he l iked H o p e

Col lege. Bush responded favorably.

" T h e r e ' s w o n d e r f u l en thus i a sm

here , and I ' m very p roud to b e he re

and very pleased thai they [Hope]

pe rmi t this k ind of e v e n t , " Bush

sa id . " A lot of c o l l e g e s get very

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cynica l and they d o n ' t let a n y b o d y

express their poli t ical v i e w s . "

S tudents w h o a t t ended the rally

w e l c o m e d the c h a n c e to l is ten to a

f o r m e r pres ident , and to hea r w h a t

he had to say abou t the u p c o m i n g

elect ion.

"I was really exc i ted about it, and

it was real ly coo l to see h i m , " said

M e r e d i t h D e A v i l a ( 4 0 4 ) . " I ' m

s l ight ly undec ided , bu t de f in i t e ly

l ean ing toward [George W.] Bush . "

H o p e Repub l i cans felt that stu-

den t s we re an especia l ly impor tan t

par t of the 2 0 0 0 elect ion, and that a

s ingle s tudent vote can af fec t the

e lec t ion . " T h e r e ' s a lot of apa thy , e s p e -

cial ly a m o n g s tuden t s , " said Mal t

S c o g i n ( 4 02) . " S o m e o n e like the

f o r m e r p res iden t might gel some of

those peop le involved ."

Listen to:

The Show Without a Home

12-2 p .m. Fr i . W T H S 89.9

started in Massachuse t t s in 1990,

a n d by 1995 it w a s a d o p t e d in

Wash ing ton D.C. by the w o m e n ' s

g r o u p N O W . T h e C e n t e r f o r

W o m e n in Trans i t ion began their

o w n Clothes l ine Project a few years

ago, and they put up c lothes l ines at

several sites in the area. C A A R E in-

vited them to display at Hope .

Accord ing to Wooda l l , the past

Clothesl ine Projects have been very

ef fec t ive .

" W h e n you are su r rounded by a

mi l l ion t -sh i r t s a n d they all ta lk

abou t domes t i c v io lence a n d rape,

i t 's really p o w e r f u l , " Wooda l l said.

"It really speaks to y o u r hear t . "

Mos t of the t-shirts that will be

d i sp layed we re c rea ted by w o m e n

f r o m the a rea , including Hope stu-

dents . A few, l ike ones in m e m o r y

of a murde red w o m a n , were m a d e

by men.

A n y o n e w h o is interested in mak-

i n g a l - s h i r t s h o u l d c o n t a c t a

C A A R E educa to r or a W o m e n in

Trans i t ion e m p l o y e e at the event .

Wooda l l fee l s that the shirts can

m e a n d i f fe ren t th ings to v iewers .

" M e a n i n g is created in a viewer.

It all depends on h o w o n e views it,"

Wooda l l said. "I t can be eye open-

ing and p o w e r f u l , or it c a n be very

s ad . " C o u n s e l o r s will be avai lable for

a n y o n e w h o needs to talk.

October 25, 2000 Th Anchor Arts

Aerial dance soars high Emily

Moe

Emily Moe l lman ARTS EDITOR

Aerial Dance Theater , an affi l i-

ale of Hope College, will present

iis Annual Fall Concer t this week-

end ai the Knickerbocker Thea t re

on Friday and Saturday, Oc tobe r

27-28, at 8 p.m.

Regular patrons and o ther audi-

ence m e m b e r s of Aerial will have

the unique opportuni ty to see two

modern companies in one venue

as Aer ia l wi l l be s h a r i n g the

e v e n i n g w i t h s p e c i a l g u e s t

E i s e n h o w e r D a n c e E n s e m b l e .

A l t h o u g h t h e y wi l l s h a r e t h e

stage, each c o m p a n y will sepa-

rately present mul t ip le works .

Unde r the d i rec t ion of L inda

G r a h a m and S t e v e n l a n n a c o n e .

Aerial Dance Theater will be per-

f o r m i n g l a n n a c o n e ' s n e w w o r k

titled "Bolero", a revival piece cho-

reographed by Linda Graham titled

"Just Dus t ( W h e n Hell D o e s n ' t

Want You and H e a v e n is Ful l )" ,

and a piece choreographed by com-

pany m e m b e r and Hope s tudent

Jodi Kurtze ( 401) titled "Beyond

Exsis tence".

l a n n a c o n e ' s p r e m i e r i n g w o r k

"Bole ro" is set to the mus ic of the

same title by Ravel . Subti t led "in

the grip of an obsession", this piece

explores the evolut ion of a s imple

o b s e s s i o n i n t o a f o r c e t h a t

crushes the senses. l annacone

believes that obsessive behav-

ior is a fact of h u m a n nature

a n d s o m e t h i n g tha t b e -

comes a ritual inside all of

us. The choreography re-

flects ritualistic behav-

ior.

" T h e m u s i c [of

Rave l ] is h y p n o t i c

and obssess ive ," said lannacone. "

I c h o r e o g r a p h e d a dance with a

limited vocabulary and it is hyp-

notic in its pat terns ."

l a n n a c o n e ' s c h o r e o g r a p h y of

"Bo le ro" began with what he re-

ferred to as a "slight germ of an

idea" and grew over a span of t ime

through working and reworking the

p iece with the help of c o m p a n y

dancers . Dancing in this piece with

lannacone ^re company m e m b e r s

B r i a n n e F r y ( 4 0 1 ) , J o d i

K u r t z e C O l ) , C h r i s t i n e

Lutz(401), Dan Patterson,

E m i l y P o e l ( 4 0 1 ) a n d

Amy VertalkaCOl) .

G r a h a m ' s p i e c e

"Just Dus t" is a three-

part work set to the mu-

sic of T o m Waits that

combines a bare theatre,

a broken down Harley,

r e p e l l i n g h a r n e s s e s

h a n g i n g f r o m

a b o v e t h e

s t a g e , a n d

o t h e r

LET'S KICK 7 7 7 : Aerial dancers in "Jus t Dust" .

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f o r m s of theatrical technology to

tell a dark story of loss and griev-

ing.

"[I t ' s ] inspired by a deeply per-

sonal incident ," said Graham. "But

it universal in its mean ing . "

Graham recently received a state-

w i d e c h o r e o g r a p h y a w a r d f o r

Aerial piece "Red W o l f . Graham

was awarded the Maggie Al lesee

Award for N e w Choreography on

Sat. Oct. 14 in Lansing. Inspired by

her dog , Phoebe, "Red W o l f ex-

plores the wild within. Graham is

honored by the recent award.

" [ I a m ] s p e e c h l e s s , o v e r -

whelmed, and grateful especially to

my dancers for doing a super j ob , "

G r a h a m said.

" B e y o n d Exs i s t ence" , cho reo -

graphed by Jodi Kurtze, will be per-

formed by Amy Vertalka. Accord-

i n g to l a n n a c o n e , " B e y o n d

Exsis tence" , is a lyrical work set to

the music of Andrea Boccell i that

explores the inner struggle of all

people to break free f rom a monoto-

nous exsis tence and reach a level

of pass ionate living.

G u e s t

E i s e n h o w e r

Dance En-

semble , a

p r o f e s -

sional rep-

e r t o r y

company based

in metropol i tan De-

t ro i t , w i l l be pe r -

fo rming three pieces

in t h e c o n c e r t as

well: "Swee t Ella

S u i t e " , " C a -

tharsis",

n d

" M o -

saic ."

A c -

c o r d i n g to

G r a h a m and l a n n a c o n e , each of

these w o r k s d i sp lay bo th of the

c o m p a n y ' s strengths, innate musi-

cality and ensemble clarity.

" E i s e n h o w e r D a n c e E n s e m b l e

does clean work and has beaut i fu l

dancers , " Graham said.

In addit ion to the evening perfor-

mances, Aerial will also be present-

ing a "Family Af fa i r " matinee on

S a t u r d a y , O c t . 2 8 , at 2 p . m .

G r a h a m ' s a w a r d - w i n n i n g w o r k

" R e d W o l f will be pe r fo rmed at

this t ime as well as some excerpts

f r o m "Just Dust" . During the mati-

nee there will be a short commen-

tary on her work by Graham and a

t ime for ch i ld ren ' s i nvo lvemen t ,

questions and answers .

l a n n a c o n e e n c o u r a g e s all s tu-

dents lo attend the pe r fo rmance to

exper ience the arts first hand and

to support their peers and faculty.

Audience opinions and reactions to

the pe r fo rmance are we lcomed as

audience are invited to fill out a re-

sponse card after the per formance

to drop off in the lobby on their way

out .

T icke t s for the 8 p .m. pe r fo r -

mances are $6 for adults and $4 for

students and seniors. Tickets for the

Saturday matinee are $3. Children

under 12 attend f ree to all perfor-

mances. All per formances are at

the Knickerbocker Theatre.

" W h y wou ld a H o p e s tuden t

want to attend this concer t?" Gra-

h a m said. "To stretch their under-

standing of what dance can be ."

BY ERIK ALBERG

of p a c e , j J ^ X ^ n a n n e

hange of pace

Arts editor

Sports & Arts? You' re probably reading this

article right now because you saw

the title and thought to yourself .

Wha t? A sports co lumn in the

Arts sec t ion?"

Well, it is finally here. Be ing on

the cusp of a new century, the

)oundaries be tween ideas and

thoughts are a lways being pushed,

the lines are blurred between

politics and pop culture, technol-

ogy and everyday l ife. It was

inevitable. Sports and arts had lo

Dlend at s o m e t ime.

And . of course , the Anchor will

be the first one to bring it to you.

I am going to at tempt to write

the very first sports-arts c o m b o

co lumn ever, if you wou ldn ' t mind

me cal l ing it that. 1 say at tempt

because you just never know how

well some things go together. Not

every combina t ion ends up tast ing

as good as peanut butter and jelly.

Example: peanut but ter and hot

tuna.

At first glance, it would s eem

that a marr iage of sports and the

arts might be a successful one. It

would seem that the arts would

enhance sports and vice versa.

For instance, wou ldn ' t it be

interesting to see orchestra playing

along with a footbal l game, with

crescendos when the home team

gains a first down, and a full

s fo rzando when someone gets a

touchdown. Likewise, it might be

cool to see a football team up on

stage pe r fo rming play format ions

in tap shoes.

Then again, maybe not. It might

be a f u n n y joke , but defini tely not

someth ing to keep for good .

Peanut butter and hot tuna.

Fur thermore , artists and athletes

have gone down in history as the

two most opposi te types of people .

T h e arts appeal to a c rowd that is

more feminine , more sensi t ive,

and more in tune with their

feel ings.

Athletics, on the other hand ,

have a lways appealed to the

mascul ine c rowd, those compet i -

tive spirits, and more energet ic

personas.

But there are those f ew types of

people w h o are artistic and

athletic, all in one. but those are a

rare breed, and for the purposes of

this article, I will ignore this small

percentage of the populat ion.

Athletes and artists would not

get a long well with each other if

sports and the arts were blended,

even if they tried. Because of this

deep seeded resentment towards

each other, and the s imple fact that

the artistic mind and the athletic

mind are dissimilar. They would

bicker, they would fight, and most

of all. they would spend most of

their t ime making fun of each

other. Examples : meathead. f reak.

pansy . jock. . .

Still. 1 think there are a f ew

of you out there w h o might

think that all of these d i f fer -

ences could be resolved and

arts and sports could be

blended in s o m e way.

For you silly idealists, all I

have to say is: peanut butter

and hot tuna.

I have one final reason why

sports and arts do not blend. It

is a real- l i fe example , taken

f r o m m y life. Also, and most

importantly, it is a sign f r o m

G o d .

I cons ider myself an artist. I

dance . I sing, I write, and 1 can

m a k e s o m e really cool col lages

f r o m magaz ine articles. I k n o w

1 am not an athlete, but I

thought that I could occas ion-

ally cross the invisible border

be tween arts and sports every

once in a while . I learned my

lesson.

1 p layed intramural sports

this fall. At first, I played

football . And I w a s decent. I

caught the footbal l a couple of

t imes , and even had a intercep-

tion at one point . I had fun in

footbal l until I j a m m e d my

finger one night as I was

ca tch ing a ball. It swel led up

purple and blue and the next

day I had to go and get an x-ray

on m y finger. It took m y about

2 weeks to recover.

So I decided I would try to

play basketbal l . I was doing

well at that too, until I had a

break away and I twisted my

knee. It was very painful . It

swel led up and I had to use

crutches. I just got off my

crutches last week . I will not be

able to dance for about two to

three weeks .

And no. I am not a natural-

b o m klutz. T h e s e are actually

the first injuries that I have

since I was five and fractured

my a rm.This phenomenon of

being injured easily is some-

thing that is brand n e w to me.

Get t ing back to the argument

since I am a dancer and dance

is m y special i ty in the arts, the

deve lopment of my art form

has been hindered by sports.

I am absolutely convinced

that the success ive injuries

caused by intramural sports is a

sign f r o m God that sports and

arts just do not mix and also

that I should never play sports

again.

The re are a lot of things that

can and should be explored in

combina t ions . But there are

some other things that just

shouldn ' t , like arts and sports.

Take my word for it, it tastes

like peanut butter and hot tuna.

We've got this thing we call Radar Love.

O p i n i o n "Anchor October 25, 2000

Our voice

Between two validities O n c e again , the M i d d l e East is a p lace of unrest . Just a yea r ago t

m a n y poli t ical ana lys i s t s felt that the region was as c lose to peace

as it has been s ince the f o u n d i n g of the nat ion of Israel. Ba rak was

in p o w e r in Israel, Pa les t in ians s e e m e d to be mov ing toward the

dec la ra t ion o f s t a t ehood , and th ings in ne ighbor ing nat ions l ike

Syria and L e b a n n o n we re far f r o m crisis points . S o wha t wen t so

w r o n g ?

O n e person , o n e sol i tary person , s tar ted the cha in of even ts that

s tarted the mos t recent v io lence . A v e h e m e n t l y an t i -Pa les t in ian

Israeli of f ic ia l visi ted a con tes ted re l ig ious site, one that has ho ly

s ign i f i cance to both the J e w s and the M u s l i m s . T h i s s a m e off ic ia l

o w n s a h o u s e jus t ou t s ide of the Pa les t in ian-cont ro l led area of

J e rusa l em, and f l ies a mass ive Israeli f lag a b o v e the ci ty as a direct

insult to the Pales t in ian peop le .

No w o n d e r v io lence began . N o w o n d e r Pales t in ians , w h o have

been opressed in va ry ing d e g r e e s for years , began to protest a n d

throw rocks . T h e rocks they are t h rowing are ou t of despara t ion .

They live a m o n g r e f u g e e s , d i sp laced by Israelis a n d y o u n g ch i ld ren

killed in c rossf i re . They cry for f r e e d o m and the right to s imp ly live

in the land w h e r e they be long .

On the o ther side of the table , the Isreal is f a c e v io lence and

unrest in their h o m e l a n d , and r e spond with fo rce to quel l the riots.

They are w o r k i n g to p rese rve a h o m e l a n d that they be l ieve is g iven

to t hem by God." T h e y are t ry ing to l ive as a na t ion in a region f i l led

with e n e m i e s and bi t ter ha t red .

Both g r o u p s have abso lu te ly val id r easons for their ac t ions , but ,

unfor tuna te ly , t hose r e a s o n s conf l i c t . T h e r e are no easy answer s to

this p rob lem, but an impor tan t th ing to cons ide r is h o w this mos t

recent ou tburs t began: wi th o n e pe rson .

Right now, three H o p e s tuden t s are d i sp laced f r o m their s tud ies

within Israel by the crisis . T h e r e are peop le on H o p e ' s c a m p u s w h o

are direct ly a f f ec ted by the even t s there . And you , the reader , are

involved too. You l ive in a na t ion that is a lmos t en t i re ly on the s ide

of the Israeli peop le . T h e Uni ted Sta tes is p lay ing a huge ro le in the

Midd le East , and that m e a n s that you are p lay ing a huge ro le in

what is go ing on. If n o t h i n g e lse , get involved , and beg in p ress ing

for peace . It d o e s n ' t ma t t e r if you side wi th the Pales t in ians , the

Israelis , or any o ther interest g r o u p . W h a t mat ters is that you speak

and act in a way that lets o thers k n o w that this part of the wor ld is

impor tan t , and that an end to the b loodshed is s o m e t h i n g that

mat ters . You may be jus t a sol i tary pe r son , but y o u ' l l have m o r e

e f fec t than you c a n eve r imag ine .

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Your voice Your zmc

Your voice

V f H / r L'iiicj

Student calls for action against racial slurs. ing in l ine. 1 a lone s tepped f o r w a r d n ize the impl i ca t ions of ou r words To the Editor ,

F .C .S . , G r e e k L i f e , R . I . S . E . ,

Varsity sports, and residential life.

Would y o u r op in ion of one of the

above organiza t ions , or any o ther

c a m p u s o rgan iza t ion , c h a n g e if

you wi tnessed one of its m e m b e r s

using racial slurs? H o w might you

react? Would you turn the o ther

way, wait for s o m e o n e else to act,

or personal ly step forward to con-

f ron t the s i tua t ion?

I actually was presented with

th is s i tuat ion a c o u p l e of w e e k s

a g o w h e n a m e m b e r of G r e e k

Li fe , iden t i f i ed by the p e r s o n ' s

shirt, m a d e open racial slurs about

t he P h e l p s d i n i n g s taf f to t w o

f r i ends and o ther s t rangers wai t -

to conf ron t the individual . T h i s was

not an easy act, but one I felt obl i -

gated to m a k e a s a m e m b e r of this

c a m p u s c o m m u n i t y . To m y sur -

pr ise , no o n e else j o i n e d me. D i d

they agree wi th the racial s lurs or

we re they a f ra id to s tep f o r w a r d ? It

w o u l d b e easy to j u d g e those indi-

v idua ls , bu t I k n o w that 1 a m n o

saint . 1 a l so have o f t en turned the

o ther way until I real ized that si^

lence in the f a c e of racism is equally

as des t ruct ive . I wri te this as a cha l -

lenge, that the next t i m e in jus t ice is

done , we as a co l l ege will s tep for -

ward .

1 would a l so l ike to m a k e an ad-

di t ional cha l lenge . A s m e m b e r s of

this c o m m u n i t y w e need to recog-

on the g r o u p s w e represent . A s a

senior , 1 k n o w that Greek l i fe is a

b e n e f i c i a l p i e c e of t he f a b r i c of

H o p e Co l l ege . W h a t w o u l d I th ink,

t hough , if I was a f r e s h m a n cons id -

e r i n g p l e d g i n g in the s p r i n g ? By

m a k i n g racial r e m a r k s , 1 feel l ike

this individual s h a m e d Greek life,

H o p e s t u d e n t s , a n d C a u c a s i a n s .

Equa l ly true, I w o u l d have poor ly

represen ted those g r o u p s I a m as-

soc ia ted wi th if I had not s tepped

fo rward . If w e a s s tuden t s expect

to b e treated as adul ts , w e mus t ac-

c e p t t h e f a c t t h a t w e r e p r e s e n t

g r o u p s , no t j u s t o u r s e l v e s , w h e n

c h o o s i n g our words and act ions .

Brad C h a s s e e ( 4 0 1 )

Football game gives student new opinions. To the Editor,

As I sit he re I beg in to th ink

abou t the things I have said in the

past abou t Greeks . W h e n I c a m e

to H o p e Col lege , as a f r e s h m a n , 1

d id no t l ike the Greek sys tem. I

m a d e f u n of m a n y of t hem and I

was very open abou t m y dis l ike.

I heard all of the r u m o r s and I ac-

cep ted all of the s te reo types that

were fed to m e by upperc lassmen.

W h e n a f e w o f m y f r i e n d s de-

cided to p ledge I w a s upse t a n d

angry and I said a lot of th ings

that r e f l ec t ed m y f ee l ings . But

s ince then I have been at H o p e f o r

a yea r a n d a half and th ings have

changed . T h i s was e x e m p l i f i e d on

W e d n e s d a y n ight at the IM C o e d

F lag Foo tba l l semi f ina l s . M y t eam.

T h e G o s p e l Gangs t az , was p l ay ing

a g a i n s t t h e E m m y / S i b o r t h e

" S i b e r s o n i a n s " . T h e g a m e w a s

great . M a n y people , i nc lud ing m y -

se l f , fe l t the g a m e w o u l d get ex-

t remely rough a n d ou t of hand . B u t

the c o m p l e t e o p p o s i t e h a p p e n e d .

T h r o u g h o u t the g a m e the re was a

little push ing a n d a c o u p l e of exple -

t ives f r o m both t eams , but in gen -

eral the g a m e was c lean . A f t e r e v -

ery t o u c h d o w n the oppos ing t eam

c o n g r a t u l a t e d the o ther . It was a

wonde r fu l display of spor t smanship

f o r b o t h t e a m s . A f t e r t h e g a m e ,

smi les w e r e e x c h a n g e d a n d laughs ,

we re shared .

I a m not at all c o n d o n i n g all the

behav io r of the G r e e k s or any o the r

s tudents on c a m p u s . B u t I a m say-

ing, especia l ly to the f r e s h m e n , g ive

the Greeks a chance . D o n ' t fall prey

to all of the s t e reo types y o u have

hea rd o r will hea r t h roughou t the

year. G e t to k n o w t h e m . D o n ' t fo l -

l o w m y s t u p i d e x a m p l e . G e t lo

k n o w t h e m ind iv idua l l y a n d you

migh t b e p leasant ly surpr ised .

R o b B r a d f o r d ( ' 0 2 )

Bush, Gore both unable to compromise, says student.

A n c H o r

To the Editor ,

I read t w o let ters to the ed i tor

in the 10/4 Anchor , wri t ten by the

R e p u b l i c a n s a n d D e m o c r a t s ,

which bas ica l ly told all of u s to

vote a n d also to be sure to vole

f o r t h e i r c a n d i d a t e , n a t u r a l l y .

First, the re was the R e p u b l i c a n

ar t icle . T h e keys tone of their ar-

g u m e n t was that Bush w o u l d let

us take 2 % of ou r m o n e y and put

it in the m a r k e t . T h i s w a s fo l -

lowed by the s ta tement , "du r ing

no twenty year period have inves-

tors in the s tock marke t fai led lo

m a k e 7 % a year ." Rea l ly? Ever?

T h e Grea t Depress ion , you ask?

At any rate, wha t will happen in

t he nex t t w e n t y y e a r s ? I d o n ' t

suppose you have a pamph le t for

that one. In fact , m a y b e I should

v o t e f o r G o r e s i n c e D u b b y a ' s

d a d d y a n d R e a g a n h a d s o m e

p r o b l e m s at Wal l S t r ee t w h i l e

Clinton (a democra t , thus the con-

n e c t i o n ) s a w W a l l S t r e e t g o

th rough the cei l ing du r ing his last

e ight years . T h e marke t is a vola-

tile th ing and is no t a h igh interest

bear ing b a n k accoun t . To th ink that

it is cou ld b e seen as na ive .

So a f t e r r e ad ing a b o u t B u s h , I

d r o p p e d d o w n to t he D e m o c r a t ' s

ar t icle all about ou r green f r i end , A1

G o r e . Peop le love p e o p l e w h o love

the env i ronmen t , and Gore , to his

credit , has a lways had a s trong s tand

in th is area . U n f o r t u n a t e l y , G o r e

s e e m s to have fo rgo t ten w h a t all

these env i ronmen ta l laws do. S i m -

ply put , they ra i se cos t s all over.

Fuel prices, e lec t ronics ; near ly ev-

ery f o r m of c o n s u m e r p roduc t cos t

goes up when a pol i t ic ian puts his

signiture on a new law. My big gripe

wi th Gore , however , is his g lobal

w a r m i n g stand. Just as w e hea r ev-

e ryday abou t the increase in g lobal

t empera tu re due lo cars and fac to -

ries f r o m Gore , there are also m a n y

scientists w h o will tell you that glo-

bal w a r m i n g is s imnply caused by

an increasae in solar act ivi ty or be-

c a u s e of inc reased wor ld p o p u l a -

t ion , or, or, or. T h e fac t he re is that

g lobal w a r m i n g , w h i l e it m a y b e

solid pol i t ical ly ( w h i c h is all G o r e

c a r e s a b o u t a n y w a y ) , is ( p u n in-

t ended) r isky scient i f ical ly .

Wash ing ton warned us about par-

t ies and the co r rup t ion they would

bring, a n d n o w they have . W h a t this

count ry needs is a t rue poli t ic ian. A

t r u e p o l i t i c i a n i s s o m e o n e w i t h

s t r o n g c o n v i c t i o n s ( l i k e G o r e /

Bush) , but is also s o m e o n e w h o can

r e a c h c o m p r o m i s e s . B u s h a n d

Gore , l ike Cl in ton , will both be dis-

g r a c e s to the o f f i c e of the pres i -

dency b e c a u s e they will not c o o p -

erate with the oppos ing party, which

in turn will c ause lack of ac t ion in

C o n g r e s s a n d g o v e r n m e n t s h u t -

d o w n s . All I can say is to conc lude

that w e all have to pick the lesser

of the fou r or five (not two) evi ls

out there. G o o d luck.

S tephen A d a i r ( ' 0 4 )

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P u r p o s e : to increase a w a r e n e s s about the Balkans , the his tory, its

r e levance lo the i ssues that c o n f r o n t the p e o p l e of t he region today.

Ac t iv i t i e s : - In terac t ive talk by P ro fe s so r J a m e s K e n n e d y o f h i s to ry dep t .

-Pane l d iscuss ion . Mee t a n d hea r f r o m s tuden t s w h o have lived it.

-Lo ts o f o the r f u n act ivi t ies

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WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?- New chaplain staff Hambuglar, Grimace, Birdy, and McDonald jam out with Moa Drukker ('01) and the rest of the chapel band.

New chaplains announced Adam Less E D I T O R - I N - C H E A T

Dope Co l l ege ' s H o r d e of Trus t -

ees re leased iheir decis ion to h i re

an entirely new Chap la in ' s s taff on

T u e s d a y a f t e r n o o n . D u e to past

cont rovers ies , the H o r d e chose a

new staff that was comple te ly non-

c o n i r o v e r s i a l : t he M c D o i t a l d ' s

Happy Meal charac ters .

N e w l y a p p o i n t e d D e a n o f

C h a p e l R o n a l d M c D o n a l d e x -

pressed his happiness at being cho-

sen for the posi t ion , as well as his

des i r e to be a pos i t i ve f o r c e on

D o p e ' s c ampus .

"I hope the s tudents are ready

to l ake a se r ious look at their o w n

failhs, and ihe role that w e mus t

play as Chr i s t i ans in the w o r l d / '

said McDona ld . "Also , I hope they

are ready for del icious f rench fries,

cool choco la te shakes , and a f ree

loy with eve ry c o n v e r s i o n . "

M c D o n a l d b r i n g s wi th h im a

number of Funland personali t ies to

e n h a n c e D o p e ' s re l ig ious l ife. T h e

purple shake crea ture G r i m a c e will

be g i v i n g a n u m b e r of m o r n i n g

messages , the Fry G u y s will f o r m

the chape l band . Birdie will direct

t h e G o s p e l C h o i r , a n d t h e

Hamburg la f will g ive tes t imonia ls

abou t his decis ion to leave his life

of c r ime and fo l low G o d .

"I was to ta l ly cont ro l led by m y

d e s i r e to sn i t ch t h o s e d e l i c i o u s

h a m b u r g e r s , " sa id H a m b u r g l a r .

"Bu t the g lo ry of G o d turned my

lus t fu l e y e s f r o m m y p r o c e s s e d -

meat obsess ion to the l ight of the

L o r d . "

T h e new staff have a n u m b e r of

p ro jec t s that they are p l ann ing to

improve the re l igious a t m o s p h e r e

at Dope . Already, D imwi t t Chape l

has been renovated to al low quicker

and m o r e e f f i c ien t serv ices fas ter

than ever.

" W e ' r e p u t t i n g G o d i n t o a

s t y r o f o a m con ta ine r and h a n d i n g

h im right out the dr ive- thru win-

d o w , " said M c D o n a l d . "Re l ig ion

has never been as qu ick or conve-

n i en t wi th t o d a y ' s b u s y sched- .

u les . "

D i m w i t t C h a p e l h a s a l s o re-

ce ived the addi t ion of a tall sign

bear ing the chapel p r o g r a m ' s new

s logan " O v e r T w o Bill ion Saved . "

However , s o m e more traditional

f acu l ty m e m b e r s h a v e cr i t ic ized

t he d e c i s i o n o f h i r i n g t h e

M c D o n a l d ' s staff .

"I j u s t d o n ' t t h ink that t h e i r

d r ive- th ru-Jesus menta l i ty is ap-

propr ia te to a co l lege that s t resses

s e r ious e d u c a t i o n , " sa id Robe r t

D o d e n e s , a r e l i g i o n p r o f e s s o r .

"P lus , those C h i c k e n M c N u g g e t s

m a k e me so gassy ."

To prevent any fu r the r s ch i sms

be tween the chap l a in ' s s taff and

the facul ty , bo th g r o u p s will b e

p laced in a special two-compar t -

men t s t y ro foam container , to keep

the hot and cold parts of c a m p u s

separate .

Straight film series postponed

June Vast O U T - O F - F O C U S EDITOR

A f i lm ser ies exp lor ing he te ro-

sexual relat ionships has been called

to a hall by D o p e Co l l ege Provos t

Jake Niner.

The series, ca l led the M e n are

f r o m M a r s / W o m e n are f r o m Venus

Fi lm Ser ies was or iginal ly sched-

uled to run during the season of A d -

vent and inc luded f ive f i lms that

c o v e r e d a

r a n g e o f h e t -

e rosexua l top-

ics, i n c l u d i n g

k i s s i n g , m a r -

riage, and rais-

ing chi ldren.

P r o v o s t

N i n e r c i t e d

" b a d t i m i n g "

a m o n g s t h i s

reasons for de-

lay ing the se-

ries.

"The re are a

m i l l i o n r e a -

sons why th is

series was ill-

t imed , " Nine r

s a i d . 4 4 Fi r s t ,

i t 's dur ing Advent . C o m e O N ! Ev-

e rybody knows that the best Christ-

m a s specia ls are on dur ing Adven t .

L i k e s t u d e n t s a r e g o n n a m i s s

" R u d o l p h the R e d N o s e d R e i n -

d e e r " to watch s o m e c rappy f i lm

se r ies . "

Nine r insis ted that his dec i s ion

h a d in no way to d o with the Horde

of Trustees .

"I total ly m a d e this decis ion in

the best interests of the s tuden t s , "

Nine r said. "It d o e s n ' t ma t t e r that

the H o r d e th rea tened m e at kni fe-

point to cance l it. T h a t had abso-

lu te ly n o e f f e c t on m y d e c i s i o n

wha tsoever . "

O p p o n e n t s of the series said the

f i l m s we re c h o s e n spec i f ica l ly to

raise c a m p u s - w i d e controversy.

" W e c a n ' t ta lk abou t S - E - X in

f ron t of the co l lege C - H - I - L - D - R -

E - N ! " said m a j o r D o p e C o l l e g e

donor Max A. Mill ion. "They might

start ask ing ques t ions that we d o n ' t

k n o w h o w to a n s w e r . "

Mos t der is ive a m o n g s t the f i l m s

w a s t h e r o m a n t i c d r a m a

" S h a d o w l a n d s . " T h e f i lm , w h i c h

tells the story

o f t h e r e l a -

t i o n s h i p b e -

t w e e n C . S .

Lewis and his

w i f e Joy, has

c a u s e d great

c o n c e r n

a m o n g s t the

Horde .

" T h e r e ' s

an actual line

in that mov ie

w h e r e C . S .

L e w i s t e l l s

the little boy

that i t ' s O K

if h e doesn ' t

b e l i e v e in

h e a v e n , "

s a i d H o r d e

of Trustees m e m b e r Don Alotacash-

"C .S . L e w i s is second only to the

Bible in author i ty on Christ ianity.

S tuden t s ' ent i re belief sys t ems may

be c ru shed if they see this m o v i e . "

Othe r f i lms in the ser ies inc luded

the sa lac ious "Fa the r of the Br ide , "

the po rnog raph i c Disney film " T h e

Li t t le M e r m a i d , " the g ra tu i tous ly

violent " H o m e Alone , " a n d a f i lm

on d ivorce , " T h e Parent T r a p . "

" A n d s o m e of these f i lms a ren ' t

even rated G , " added Alo tacash . "I

jus t d o n ' t th ink they represent the

type of l ives D o p e s tudents should

be l iv ing ."

Film marathon's prime directive is charity Fatt Baker C A M P U S FEET EDITOR

D o p e C o l l e g e is p l a n n i n g on

h o l d i n g a t w e n t y - f o u r h o u r S ta r

Trek v i ewing m a r a t h o n this Spr ing

in o r d e r to r a i s e m o n e y for the

Starfleet Make-a -Wish Foundat ion ,

which a l lows terminal ly ill chi ldren

to meet the i r f a v o r i t e S ta r T r e k

c rew member .

" W e think this is a great oppor -

tunity to a l l o w y o u n g t r ekk ie s a

c h a n c e they might not o therwise

h a v e , " said Diane Burkle , Direc-

tor of S tudent Act iv i t ies . " W h e n I

was a girl. I a lways wan ted to meet

Lt . U h u r a . "

The 24 hours will be divided into

two sect ions. Half will c o v e r the

o r i g i n a l " C a p t . K i r k " e p i s o d e s ,

wh i l e the second half will cover

"S ta r Trek : the Nex t Gene ra t i on . "

"I think it 's only fa i r that we get

bo th points of v iew," Burk le said.

"You may personal ly th ink Jean-

Luc P i c a r d is a w i m p , bu t tha t

doesn ' t m e a n s o m e o n e e l se ' s opin-

ion is inval id ."

S tudent o rgan iza t ions will band

toge ther to sponsor a v iewer w h o

will watch the show. Mora l e will

be p rov ided by s tudents d ressed as

Kl ingons , R o m u l a n s and Vulcans .

Geek Li fe is mak ing a large ef-

fort to support the pro jec t .

" T h i s is an oppor tun i ty for us

G e e k s to be involved in s o m e t h i n g

p o s i t i v e , " s a i d G e o r g e F r a t s m a

(*02), pres ident of the Irkadian fra-

terni ty . " E v e r y b o d y ' s g e t t i n g to-

ge ther for a good cause . Like w h e n

t he F e d e r a t i o n h e l p e d o u t t h e

Kl ingons in Star Trek VI: the U n -

d i scovered Coun t ry . "

Burkle is not conce rned that stu-

dents will get bo red with Star Trek .

"I d o n ' t k n o w how you cou ld get

bo red with Star T r e k , " Burkle said.

" B u t if they do , w e have a l i t t le

s o m e t h i n g up our s leeve: the origi-

nal black and wh i t e pilot episode ,

wi th Capt . P ike"

H o w e v e r , not all s t u d e n t s a p -

prove o f the mara thon .

"I th ink w h e n we f o c u s on Star

Trek, we forget all the o ther great

sc ience f ic t ion shows of our t ime,"

sa id Br ian Jones ( ' 0 3 ) . "S ta r Trek

w a s a grea t show, but what about

T h e O u t e r L imi t s , ' or 'Dr. W h o ? " '

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Fiish and Game ^Ranchor October 25, 2000

Dutch classic rock band to perform in GPS Fatt Baker CAMPUS FEET EDITOR

As pari of ihc Great Pe r fo rmance

Series (GPS), Soap Col lege will be

p resen l ing ihe Du tch a r e n a - r o c k

band Golden Earring next Friday in

the Knickerbocker Theater .

"We have a long history of high-

quality acts to Soap in every area-

dance. theater, and music ," said Eric

Immerson , G P S coordinator . " A n d

we thought it was a good t ime to

e x p e r i m e n t w i t h s o m e t h i n g w e

hadn ' t really tried before : a lbum-

oriented classic rock."

G o l d e n E a r r i n g f o r m e d in the

Ne the r l ands in 1964, and is bes t

k n o w n fo r the 1974 hi t , " R a d a r

Love ."

However, Immerson stressed that

Golden Earr ing was not a one-hit

wonder.

" M o s t peop le d o n ' t r e m e m b e r

their first hit, ' D o n g - D o n g - D i - K i -

Di-Gi-Dong, ' but they do when they

hear it," Immerson said. "Plus , they

had a top ten s ingle in 1984 with

T w i l i g h t Z o n e . ' "

G o l d e n E a r r i n g ' s D u t c h back -

g round also had a lot to d o with

bringing the g roup to Soap.

"Because of Holland 's Dutch cul-

tural tradit ion, we really wanted to

bring in an authent ic mus ic g roup

that wou ld d e m o n s t r a t e that the

Dutch are about more than tulips

and w i n d m i l l s , " I m m e r s o n said.

"They are also about rocking hard."

Hope s tudents are exci ted about

the upcoming per formance , which

features the b a n d ' s original l ineup:

guitarist George Kooymans , bass-

ist Rinus Gerr i tsen, vocalist Barry

H a y , a n d d r u m m e r C e s a r

Zuiderwi jk .

"These guys are like best f r iends

to me. I own all their records, f r o m

•Just E a r r i n g , ' to ' M o o n t a n , ' to

' L o n g Blond Animal . ' I c a n ' t wait

to see them in p e r s o n , " said Joe

V a n W o o r s t ( ' 0 2 ) . " S o m e t i m e s I

think Cesa r and Rinus unders tand

m e better than my parents do ."

J imbo Bul tmanis , Soap Col lege

president and long t ime "Earr ing-

H e a d " is a lso looking forward to

seeing the band.

" I t ' s r e a l l y a g r e a t c a t c h f o r

RANCHOR PHOTO COURTESY PRIVATE RELATIONS

RADAR LOVEi Golden Earring member Rinus Gerritsen perfroms with a friend at a recent concert. The popular Dutch band wil l be performing next week as part of the Great Performance Series. S o a p , " B u l t m a n i s sa id . " G o l d e n Amer i cans in the 70s. They had a O p e n i n g for Golden Earr ing will

Earr ing really spoke truth to a gen- thing they called Radar Love , and be the late 60s underground British

e r a t i o n of d i s e n c h a n t e d D u t c h we wanted it." psychedel ic band . S o f t Machine .

Fraternity's quest continued, good triumphs Fizban's cloak finally

found. Adam Less EDITOR-IN-CHEAT

With the eas ing of Dope Col lege

alcohol policies, good has f inally

t r i m u m p h e d o v e r the evil h o r d e

amassed by Warmas te r G a n d o l p h

and his undead liche army.

In April of 2000, the Minervian

Fraternity was busted in the midst

of an alcohol-fueled session of Dun-

g e o n s and D r a g o n s . S ix cans of

Coors and a whole pile of mult i -

sided dice were apprehended , and

the fraterni ty faced ser ious disci-

pl inary action over their quest for

F i z b a n ' s C l o a k of

Feather Fall .

"It was really serious,"

s a id T e d d y P i n k e r t o n

( 4 0 l ) . p r e s iden t of the

Minervian Fraternity. "I

d idn ' t think that even my

Helm of +2 Water Ward-

ing could save us f rom a

revoked charter ."

B u t u p o n r e t u r n i n g

this fall, the Minervians found a dif-

ferent a tmosphere .

" W e saw all sorts of girls walk-

T. Pinkerton

ing to part ies late at night wear ing

those light black pants ," said Lewis

Honeycut t Jr. ( 400), fra-

ternity member and dun-

geon master. "It looked

like the admin i s t ra t ion

was turning a blind eye

to u n d e r a g e d r i n k i n g

again, and w e fell it was

t ime to renew the quest

for F izban ' s C loak . "

In t w o c o n s e c u t i v e

nights of heavy gaming ,

the fraternity managed to defeat the

entirety of Gandolph 's army, as well

as the gr i f fon riders of Ta l l ' badon .

Their characters secured the sought-

a f t e r c loak , and good f ina l ly tri-

umphed over evil.

" M y h a l f l i n g t h i e f ,

Gubbins the Grand, is in-

v i n c i b l e ! " e x c l a i m e d

P i n k e r t o n . " T h e p o i -

s o n e d a r r o w s o f t h e

l i z a r d m e n a r c h e r s

c o u l d n ' t s top h im, and

neither could Dope ' s j u -

dicial board ."

Co l l ege o f f i c i a l s de -

clined to c o m m e n t on their role in

a i d i n g the d e m i g o r o n ho rde and

their plot to obtain the scroll con-

r o w .

L. Honeycutt

ta ining the spell , M e l f ' s Acid Ar-

D o p e P r e s i d e n t J i m b o

B u l t m a n i s a l so den ied

ever wielding the Sword

of Kazz.

"We were complete ly

u n a w a r e of t h e

[Minervian] f ra terni ty ' s

r e n e w a l of last y e a r ' s

a c t i v i t i e s , " B u l t m a n i s

said. " W e were also un-

a w a r e t h a t t h e B o n e

C l u b o f + 3 B u g b e a r

s lay ing was hidden in the dungeon .

If only m y psionicist hadn ' t missed

his w i sdom check . "

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R a n c h o r P.S.: As much as we waul it to be. the Ranchor

not real. Fizban's cloak has not yet been found ( r is I

f. /

Provost to work for no money Will now be called

amateurvost Fatt Baker CAMPUS FEET EDITOR

Jake Niner, Dope College provost

will no longer receive a paycheck .

Start ing next month , his n e w title

will be amateurvos t .

" I ' v e dec ided I ' v e been on the

pro-tour long enough ," Niner said.

"I want to get back to my roots ,

where the game is still pure. '

Niner will a lso be giving up mos t

of h i s e n d o r s e m e n t s , i n c l u d i n g

Pepsi , W e n d y ' s , and G l a d - L o c k .

However , he will cont inue to m a k e

f ree-of -charge appearances for the

Arbor Day Foundat ion .

"Even though I 'm going amateur,

I hope m y in f luence will still be

s t rong enough to encourage people

to plant a tree for their t omor row,"

Niner said.

Niner ' s responsibi l i t ies will re-

main the same.

"I greatly respect J ake for giving

up the f lashy life and the parl ies of

be ing a p r o f e s s i o n a l v o s t , " said

J i m b o Bul tmann i s , Dope Col lege

p r e s i d e n t . " I ' v e o f t e n w i s h e d I

could do the s a m e . "

D e s p i t e r u m o r s , A l f o n s o

Gonzaga , assis tant provost , will re-

main in the pro-tour.

"A l though I admire Jake ' s deci-

sion, I still think the highest caliber

of p l a y is s t i l l w i t h the p r o s , "

Gonzaga said.

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So fresh they're still alive

z ever say Clieetos ^ A r n c h o r October 25, 2000

There's no place called home for Dope students Bob Mantra S T A F F H O B O

Wilh a record f reshman class and seniors

on campus , s o m e Dope sludenls are fel l ing a

housing crunch.

Several hundred sludenls are being forced

lo live like bums along 8lh Street, s leeping

wherever they lie. Dope Co l l ege ' s high en-

rollment exceeds the capabil i t ies of the fa-

cilities. "Il was a j oke , " said Rumen Van Boerd,

head of Admiss ions . "We d i d n ' t expect them

all to al lend." As il lurns out, Ihe Admiss ions staff jus t

got lazy and slarled to accept every one thai

came along.

"It was late in the s u m m e r and w e were

tired of the same routine every day," said Van

Boerd. "You know how boring those essays

are? Try reading them all day long ."

Van Boerd denied the accusat ion that the

Admiss ions slaff al legedly read comic books

and played Mari^ Karl for the last half of the

summer. W h e t h e r those ex t ra s tudents were sup-

p o s e d to c o m e or not, t h e y ' r e he re . And

they ' re mak ing do with what they have.

Some students returned to their h o m e s and

brought back tents to sleep in. Set up in the

P i n e C o p s e , i h e y h a v e n a m e d t h e i r

shan ly lown a f l e r the Pres ident ; 'Ye Olde

Char lered Towne-sh ip of Bul lmanisvi l le . '

" W e ' r e not happy ," c o m m e n t e d Dulchy

Freid ( '04) , s tudent and Elected Lord Sover-

eign King of Bullmanisvi l le . He went on lo

say that they might be "ang ry" as well .

Cit izens of Bullmanisvi l le thought about

organizing a sleep-out in the Pine Copse in

protest , bul the idea fell through when they

realized that they were already sleeping there.

" I t ' s not my fault . G o talk to Rumen Van

Boerd ," President Bul lmanis retorted. The

Rancor already did.

Sludenls w h o are forced lo live outdoors

have voiced concern over the fact that they

are not adequately protected against the black

squirrels.

"Wha t are w e supposed to do? Those ob-

noxious rodents crawl into our tents at night

and nibble on our toes ," said Sovereign King

Freid.

Presidenl Bul lmanis dispatched a phalanx

of a rmed Public Safe ty of f icers to patrol the

area at all t imes, mainly in reaction to stu-

dents who have decided to use the Bullmanis '

back yard as a public rest room.

RANCHOR GRAPHIC BY HARRY NEEDSASHAVE

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Agnostic Dope student dies, goes to hell . — . • t t i • . i. ; DurWoni^ol friAnHc Fnllnwinp Vande.roosen s s en t

Adam Kleck-Zeck S T A F F W H I N E R

D o p e C o l l e g e s t u d e n t . M a t t

Russell ( ' 02 ) died at approximate ly

8:35 p.m. last Thursday night as a

result of mass ive cardiac arrest. He

was 20 years old.

Those that knew him descr ibed

R u s s e l l as a " n i c e g u y , " a n d a

"fr iendly outgoing s tudent ." Some

went on to say he w a s one of the

most peaceful , caring individuals on

campus . In his ihree years at Dope ,

Russell w a s involved in Habitat for

Humanity, Alcohol Issues Mailer,

and C A S A .

"He was one of the best guys I ' ve

eve r k n o w n , " sa id Brad V a n d e r

Moore (02), his roommate .

Yesterday, at a special chapel -

memor ia l service held in honor of

Russel l , John Vanderoosen, chap-

lain, ment ioned ihe lessons that can

be learned f rom Russe l l ' s life.

"Mal l Russell was a f ine young

m a n , " said Vanderoosen. " H e was

a h u m a n i t a r i a n , a role m o d e l to

younger kids, a nice guy, and a lov-

ing friend. Bul friends, brothers and

sisters in Christ , be ing a good per-

son doesn ' l mean anything if you

d o n ' t h a v e G o d , and w e k n o w

Russell was agnost ic ."

N o n e of Russe l l ' s f r i ends that

w e r e i n l e r v i e w e d e x a c t l y k n e w

what he bel ieved.

"You see. Mal l Russell never at-

tended Chape l , " said Vanderoosen

in a booming voice. " I ' v e seen his

picture and I know, in his three years

he never spent a short , but insight-

ful twenty minute chapel session in

this building, and if I d o n ' t k n o w

h im, the Almigh ty d o e s n ' l k n o w

h im."

V a n d e r o o s e n , o v e r c o m e w i l h

emot ion, s lopped, took a sip of wa-

ter and cont inued.

" H e may have never lied, he may

have never drank, and he may have

never messed around wilh w o m e n , "

said V a n d e r o o s e n . " B u t you see

fr iends, that doesn ' t mean anything,

wi thou t G o d . Even Mal t Russe l l

knows that as he burns in hell"wilh

all of his other agnostic , atheist, Is-

l amic , Ca tho l i c , non-Ca lv in i s t i c ,

non-Puri tanical f r iends .

Vanderoosen then quoted several

biblical r e fe rences to suppor t his

belief that Russell w a s in hell, as

well as C.S. Lewis ' " M e r c Chris-

t iani ty". Al the end of the L e w i s

quole the crowed laughed and many

m e m b e r s of the audience could be

seen mou th ing the words .

"Friends, God loves you," said an

impass ioned Vande roosen . " A n d

he ' s used Mal l Russe l l ' s death to

s h o w you jus t h o w imporlanl il is

thai you attend chapel . "

La te r , V a n d e r o o s e n wou ld de -

scribe Russe l l ' s elernal h o m e as , "a

p lace of weep ing and gnashing of

leelh," "a dark Godless p lace ," and

"hel l . "

Fol lowing Vanderoosen 's sermon

the chapel pra ise team played rol-

l i c k i n g r e n d i t i o n s of " In m y

Father ' s House" . "I Know A Place",

and "Jesus loves m e . But Not You".

Af le r the service, many students

had s imilar reac t ions to the mes-

sage.

" L e t ' s jus t say I ' m darn glad I

c o m e to chapel " said John Greene

(01). "I mean , crap, I dr ink, smoke

weed and s leep a round, bul since

I ' m here every Monday , Wednes-

day, and Friday al 10:30 a.m. plus

al 8 p .m. on Sunday, I k n o w my

bul l ' s saved. Also, it 's a great place

to meet w o m e n . "

Vanderoosen refused lo comment

on the matter.

Adjectives to be banned Butch Cassidy C O M P U T E R G E N I U S

Presidenl J imbo Bul lmanis today

announced lhal ad jec t ives will no

longer be a l lowed al Hope Col lege .

" U n f o r t u n a t e l y a d j e c t i v e s j u s l

c a u s e l o o m a n y p r o b l e m s , "

Bullmanis said. "We thought per-

haps w e c o u l d stil l h a v e s e m i -

unoffensive adjecl ives such as ' red '

and ' round ' bul in ihe end we jus l

decided lo cul ihe cord clean.

We are going to slick lo nice his-

torically Chrisl ian parts of Engl ish

like ihe preseni participle. In fact, 1

like lo pronounce il 'parl ici- pai'

Because who ' s your f r iend? Tha i ' s

righl, the preseni pa r l i c i ^ f l / . "

Today ' s announcement c o m e s al

ihe end of three mon ths of commi t -

tee invest igat ion inlo wha t s o m e

would call a simple mis taken menu

board.

A Whelps manager described ihe

iradilional Tuesday lunch beef turn-

o v e r s as b e i n g c o v e r e d w i l h

" h o m e s l y l e g r a v y . " T h e m e n u

board prompted immedia te conlro-

v e r s y a m o n g f a c u l t y m e m b e r s ,

s o m e of w h o m bel ieved that the

term "homes ly le" was o f fens ive to

those sludenls w h o were raised in

apar tments or duplexes .

D e f e n d e r s of Ihe m e n u b o a r d

pointed lo Webs le r ' s defini t ion of

homes ly le as " food prepared in a

manner consislenl wilh that of food

prepared in homes . "

T h o s e of fended by the term ar-

gued lha l c o m m o n usage of ihe

word conlained a negat ive conno-

tation.

"I was raised in a duplex on ihe

norlh side of Hol land," said a fac-

ully m e m b e r w h o did not wish lo

be idenlif ied. "Every lime some-

one in f rom of m e al Arby ' s orders

homeslyle fries my ears jus l burn ."

T h e c o n t r o v e r s y c o n t i n u e d lo

" g r o w over ihe campus e-mai l sys-

tem, unlil in ihe interesl of main-

taining an open discussion il was

placed on SholPul . ihe Dope Col-

lege discussion board and access

was limited lo left handed faculty

m e m b e r s with bir thdays in March .

As the dispute entered into its sec-

ond m o n t h it a p p e a r e d to be no

closer to resolution. Bullmanis then

decided lo lake action.

"I have decided to take an unor-

thodox approach to the problem and

fo rm a c o m m i t t e e to add re s s the

c o n c e r n s of t h e f a c u l t y , " s a i d

Bullmanis .

Bul lmanis acknowledged the fi-

nal decision of the commil le , which

suggested that there will be a tran-

sition per iod while ad jec t ives are

p h a s e d ou t of Ihe H o p e

communi ty ' s vocabulary.

He maintained that there are still

ways lo for students to express what

they want lo say.

"For instance, instead of cal l ing

il the fantast ic new Science Center,

il will now be described as the Cen-

ter of Science of the Future that is

Fantast ic ," said Bullmanis .

To aid wilh f r e s h m a n wilh the

transition, the administrat ion is de-

veloping a mandatory class, which

will stress the impor tance of a vo-

cabulary free f rom adjecl ives for

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D o p e C o l l e g e b i d s f a r e w e l l 10

o n e of iis s iuden i s al ter finding h i m

f r o z e n ai t he b a c k e n t r a n c e of

S l u r p e e Hal l .

" W e will a l w a y s m i s s h i m | t h e

s u i d e i u | . " sa id t he m o r t i f i e d C o l -

lege P r c s i d e n i J i m b o B u h m a n i s .

w h i l e f i n i s h i n g h i s F r o z e n C o k e

f r o m 7 - 1 1 . He h a d such a h u g e

impac t o n our l ives. N o w the re is

j u s t an e m p t y s p a c e w h e r e he used

to be ... I ' l l n eve r fo rge t the t i m e s

w h e n w e H e y w h o w a s he any -

w a y ? "

T h e b o d y of t he yet u n i d e n t i f i e d

s tuden t w a s f o u n d ea r ly o n Fr iday

m o r n i n g by a f e m a l e v is i tor w h o

w a s t ry ing to l eave S l u r p e e hal l .

'I w a s w a l k i n g ou t of m y b o y -

f r i e n d s d o r m on F r i d a y in a hu r ry

b e c a u s e 1 w a s g o i n g to be late f o r

c h a p e l , w h e n 1 no t i ced s o m e b l u e

guy s t a n d i n g ou t s ide the d o o r . " s a id

J e n n y V a n D y k e . " M y f irs t t h o u g h t

w a s w h a t ' s this b l u e g u y d o i n g ou t

t h e r e ? D o e s h e go" h e r e , b e c a u s e

I 've neve r seen h i m in c h a p e l ? A f -

ter d e c i d i n g he m u s t sit in t he b a c k

1 tr ied to o p e n the doo r , but the b lue

g u y w a s b l o c k i n g it so I had to g o

a r o u n d to the f ron t . It look so m u c h

t ime that 1 m i s s e d the f i r s t s o n g a n d

c o u l d n ' t f i nd a seat in t he f i rs t t en

r o w s .

A f t e r r e c e i v i n g c a l l s a b o u t t he

s i tua t ion p r iva t e s a f e l y r e s p o n d e d

i m m e d i a t e l y f i v e h o u r s later.

" W e h a d three p e o p l e c o m p l a i n

a b o u t b e i n g la te f o r c h a p e l b e c a u s e

s o m e b l u e g u y w a s b l o c k i n g the

d o o r lo S lu rpee , " sa id a r a n d o m pri-

vate sa fe ty of f icer . " A f t e r d i n n e r w e

r u s h e d o v e r to S l u r p e e a n d f o u n d

the f r o z e n b o d y of s o m e k id h o l d -

ing on to t he b a c k d o o r It took us

t w o h o u r s p ry h i s f i nge r s f r o m the

d o o r h a n d l e wi th a c r o w b a r a n d t w o

of t h e m b r o k e of f . "

T h e Publ ic S a f e t y repor t s ays that

t he s t u d e n t h a d f o r g o t t e n his a c c e s s

c a r d a n d w a s t ry ing to get in that

b a c k d o o r a f t e r 7 :00 . A s it grevC

c o l d e r he t r ied to d ia l 8911 as he

h a d r e a d in t he R a n c h o r .

" T h e t e m p e r a t u r e s t h a t n i g h t

r e a c h e d a low thir teen degrees . " sa id

a n o t h e r r a n d o m pr iva te s a f e ty o f -

f icer , " H e w a s p r o b a b l y ou t there

b a n g i n g on the d o o r f o r a c o u p l e of

hour s . I c a n jus t i m a g i n e h i m cur l -

ing u p in to a little fe ta l bal l as it

g o t c o l d e r * s n i f f * , c l u t c h i n g the

c o l d d o o r h a n d l e w i t h his f r o z e n

l i t t le h a n d s ... h e y w h y a re t h o s e

k ids c a r r y i n g t h o s e c a n d l e s ? "

" T h e c o l l e g e will be r e s p o n d i n g

to t h i s i m m e d i a t e l y , " s a id D e a n

S n o w , t a k i n g a b i t e f r o m h i s

p o p s i c l e . " W e h a v e a l r e a d y p o s t e d

a r e m i n d e r to a l l s t u d e n t s a b o u t

c a r r y i n g t h e i r a c c e s s c a r d s , o n

N o H o p e . W e have also hi red a t e a m

of St . B e r n a r d r e s c u e d o g s t o ca r ry

l i t t le c o n t a i n e r s of h o t c h o c o l a t e

a r o u n d the c o l l e g e . "

" T h i s is a d a y that wi l l no t b e

soon forgot ten . . . . S L I D E . S L I D E , "

s a id B u h m a n i s w h i l e c o a c h i n g a

b a s e b a l l g a m e . " W h a t ' s h i s n a m e

will a l w a y s be r e m e m b e r e d . "

W h e n a s k e d w h a t a f f e c t t h e

dea th w o u l d h a v e o n the co l l ege ,

t he c h a p l a i n ' s s ta f f r e f u s e d to c o m -

m e n t a s they s n a c k e d o n E s k i m o

Pies .

Are You Dope College M a t e r i a l ?

Circle the Answer that Best Describes You;

V/N Do you go to c h a p e l to p i ck u p g i r l s?

Y/N Do y o u en joy p lay ing I r i sbee golf at r i d i cu l ous l y la te hou rs

of n ight , l i ke at fou r in the morn ing , bang ing those d a m n e d

d i scs aga ins t d o r m w indows , wak ing o ther s tuden ts f r o m

the i r m u c h needed heauty res t?

Y/N Does a 6 / 1 ra t io of w o m e n t o m e n sound OK to youP

Y/N Do y o u th i nk that there 's no th ing be t te r to do on weekends

t h a n d r i nk and look up In te rne t p o r n i n t he Durfee c o m

p u t e r l a b ( M m m . . . S i l i con)?

Y/N Have you ever cons ide red o w n i n g a v isor or s t y l i ng your

hai r l i ke 1C f r o m N'Sync?

Circle the Answer that Best Describes You:

Y/N Do you l i ke t o b las t t he la tes t Dixie Chicks CD every w a k i n g

m i n u t e of the day?

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f ive mos t i n f l uen t i a l l a m i l i e s in t he RCA?

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t h e n head ing back to Dykstra to w a t c h a Julia Roberts movie

w i t h the ga ls?

answer Kev: Mostly Y's

Congra tu la t ions ! You re a pe r fec t Dope s tuden t . Whether you're spend ing your paycheck on the

latest f ash ions f r o m Aberc rombie , or danc ing to the Chapel CD w i th your c lus te r mates, you be long

nere. Sure, maybe you look exact ly l i ke everyone else, bu t con fo rm i t y has it 's benef i ts .

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D o p e C o l l e g e d r o p p e d a n o t h e r

g a m e in its l o n g t i m e r i va l ry w i t h

C a l v i n last W e d n e s d a y as C a l v i n ,

wi th the a id of his bes t f r i e n d s tu f fed

t iger H o b b e s , d e f e a t e d S o a p 1 b i l -

l i o n t o q in a h e a t e d g a m e of

C a l v i n b a l l .

T h e p ivo ta l m o m e n t o c c u r r e d to-

w a r d s t h e e n d of t he

g a m e w h e n S o a p

s t e p p e d i n t o a b l i n d -

f o l d e d p o e t r y z o n e .

W h e n S o a p r e f u s e d to

r e c i t e t h e 2 1 v e r s e

r h y m i n g p o e m about ti-

ge r s . a f i gh t b r o k e ou t

b e t w e e n D o p e a n d

C a l v i n .

" I k n o w the re a r e n o

ru l e s in C a l v i n b a l l . bu t

th is is r i d i c u l o u s , " sa id

L e n n y V a n W a r r e n , D o p e ' s

C a l v i n b a l l c o a c h .

T h e f ight , a n d the g a m e , w a s soon

ha l t ed b y the ar r ival of n e x t d o o r

n e i g h b o r a n d s u s p e c t e d gir l , S u z i e

D e r k i n s . B o t h s ides a g r e e d to se t

a s ide the i r d i f f e r e n c e s in o r d e r to

p o o l t h e i r r e s o u r c e s a g a i n s t

De rk in s .

" I t ' s g o o d to s e e that , d e s p i t e o u r

r ivalry. S o a p a n d C a l v i n , a s w e l l as

Calvin

H o b b e s . c a n w o r k t o g e t h e r on w h a t

is r e a l l y i m p o r t a n t , " s a i d J i m b o

B u l t m a n i s . D o p e C o l l e g e p res iden t .

" W e m u s t ge t r id of s l i m y gi r l s . "

T h i s is no t t he f i rs t t ime D o p e a n d

C a l v i n haVe w o r k e d toge ther .

" L e t ' s n o t f o r g e t t he i n f a m o u s

n o o d l e i nc iden t " H o b b e s sa id .

D o p e . C a l v i n a n d H o b b e s p ro -

c e e d e d to d r o p w a t e r b a l l o o n s on

D e r k i n s f r o m C a l v i n ' s

t ree h o u s e h i d e o u t . T h e

a t t ack w a s ha l t ed w h e n

it w a s d i s c o v e r e d tha t

H o b b e s p r e f e r r e d

s m o o c h i n g D e r k i n s a n d

d i d n o t t h i n k s h e w a s

that s l imy .

" A sad d a y it w a s f o r

a l l o f u s , a n d o u r c o l -

l e a g u e s C a l v i n a n d

H o b b e s , " B u l t m a n i s

sa id .

H o w e v e r . H o b b e s w a s a b l e t o

ob ta in D e r k i n ' s b e l o v e d s t u f f ed rab-

bit , Mr . Bun . Repor t ed ly , a m i sch i e -

v o u s g r in c r o s s e d C a l v i n ' s f ace .

" T h i s m i g h t b e o n e of C a l v i n ' s

be s t i dea s s i nce t he t r a n s m o g r i f i e r , "

Van W a r r e n said .

P r o m o t i o n s w e r e g i v e n a l l

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W h i l e t he ch i l d r en of m i s s i o n a r -

i es a r e A m e r i c a n c i t i z e n s , m a n y

have spenl ihe ma jo r i ty of their l ives

ou t s ide the U.S .

C u r r e n t l y , o v e r t w e n t y H o p e s tu-

d e n t s a r e m i s s i o n a r i e s ' k ids , c o m -

m o n l y r e f e r r e d t o a s M K ' s , a n d

h a v e c o m e to c o l l e g e f r o m c o u n -

t r i e s a s f a r a w a y as P a p u a N e w

G u i n e a . T h e t y p e s of m i s s i o n fields

w h e r e M K ' s l ive a n d w o r k a r e a s

var ied as t he c o u n t r i e s t h e y c o m e

f r o m .

Dan ie l A t t a l a h ( 4 0 2 ) is o r ig ina l ly

f r o m C y p r u s , an i s land loca ted in

the M e d i t e r r a n e a n Sea . H i s f a the r ,

Victor At ta lah , r ecords Chr i s t i an ra-

d i o b r o a d c a s t s i n A r a b i c , w h i c h a r e

b r o a d c a s t a c r o s s t he M i d d l e E a s t

and N o r t h A f r i c a . I t ' s a j o b tha t is

no t w i thou t d a n g e r . In o r d e r t o p ro -

tec t h i s i d e n t i t y , A t t a l a h ' s f a t h e r

u s e s an a l i a s .

" I n s o m e c o u n t r i e s w h e r e t h e

b r o a d c a s t s a r e h e a r d , t he g o v e r n -

m e n t s a r e d e f i n i t e l y o p p o s e d t o

C h r i s t i a n b r o a d c a s t i n g a n d t h e y

w o u l d t a k e m e a s u r e s t o s t o p h i m , "

A t t a l ah sa id .

E v e n t h o u g h h i s f a t h e r ' s j o b in-

vo lves an e l e m e n t o f r i sk , A t t a l a h

h a s n e v e r f e l t w o r r i e d f o r h i s

f a m i l y ' s sa fe ty .

" I t ' s p r e t t y s a f e in C y p r u s , "

A t t a l a h sa id .

D e s p i t e l i v ing t h e m a j o r i t y of h i s

l i f e in a f o r e i g n c o u n t r y , A t t a l a h

f e e l s t h a t t h e a d j u s t m e n t f r o m

C y p r u s to t he U . S . h a s b e e n fa i r ly

ea sy .

" S o m e t i m e s s o m e o n e wi l l m a k e

a r e f e r e n c e t o a T V s h o w a n d I

w o n ' t c a t c h i t ," A t t a l a h s a i d . " B u t

w e h a v e m o s t l y A m e r i c a n T V

s h o w s in C y p r u s . I ' m A m e r i c a n . 1

feel A m e r i c a n . "

N o t all m i s s i o n a r i e s a r e s p e c i f i -

cal ly c o n n e c t e d to j o b fields in the

c h u r c h . S o m e , l i k e D a n i e l

B r u g g e r s ' ( ' 0 3 ) p a r e n t s , w o r k in

s e c u l a r j o b fields w h i l e u s i n g the i r

f r e e t i m e f o r m i s s i o n w o r k .

" | M y p a r e n t s ] a r e t e n t - m a k e r s , "

B r u g g e r s sa id . " T h e e t y m o l o g y of

t he w o r d c o m e s f r o m P a u l , w h o

w o u l d m a k e t en t s a n d sell t h e m to

pay for h i s t r a v e l s . "

B r u g g e r s ' pa ren t s , w h o t each in

L i m a , Pe ru , a r e a l so c h u r c h p lan t -

ers .

. " T h e y try to ge t a c h u r c h to t he

s t age w h e r e it will be s e l f - s u p p o r t -

i n g , w i t h a P e r u v i a n p a s t o r , "

B r u g g e r s sa id .

A f t e r g r o w i n g u p in P e r u ,

B r u g g e r s is b i l ingua l in Span i sh and

E n g l i s h , w h i c h he says is o n e of t he

b e n e f i t s of b e i n g an M K in a for -

e i g n c o u n t r y .

" L i v i n g in a f o r e i g n c o u n t r y

b r o a d e n s y o u r h o r i z o n s t o s o m e

d e g r e e , " B r u g g e r s sa id . " I go t a re-

ally g o o d e d u c a t i o n . "

D e s p i t e t he b e n e f i t s , b e i n g a M K

a l s o b r i n g s t o u g h c h a l l e n g e s . S i n c e

B r u g g e r s ' f a m i l y l ives so f a r a w a y ,

he r a re ly s e e s t h e m . H e p l a n s on

r e t u r n i n g t o P e r u f o r C h r i s t m a s ,

w h i c h wi l l b e h i s first t ime v i s i t i ng

h o m e s ince c o m i n g to H o p e o n e a n d

a h a l f y e a r s ago .

" I d o n ' t g e t to s e e m y pa ren t s o r

m y little b ro the r s as m u c h as I ' d l ike

t o , " B r u g g e r s s a i d . " M y l i t t l e

b r o t h e r P e t e r is s e v e n , a n d h e ' s g o -

ing to g r o w u p a w a y f r o m m e . "

S ix of t h e M K ' s at H o p e c o m e

f r o m the s a m e h i g h s c h o o l in t he

P h i l i p p i n e s , Fa i th A c a d e m y . P e t e r

B e c k ( 4 0 3 ) is o n e of t h o s e s t u d e n t s .

H i s d a d t e a c h e s P h y s i c a l E d u c a t i o n

at the A c a d e m y , w h i c h h a s o v e r 6 5 0

s t u d e n t s .

A l t h o u g h B e c k has no t been back

to t he P h i l i p p i n e s s i nce a r r i v ing at

H o p e , he is a m a z e d at the smal l s ize

of t he w o r l d .

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WHERE IN THE WORLD?'. The twelve miss ionary k ids at Hope come f rom eight countr ies around the wor ld.

" W e d o n ' t h a v e an u n d e r s t a n d -

ing o r a p p r e c i a t i o n that the w o r l d

is m o r e in o u r b a c k y a r d than w e

r e a l i z e , " B e c k sa id .

Par t of t he s m a l l n e s s c o m e s f r o m

an o v e r d o m i n a n c e of W e s t e r n , a n d

s p e c i f i c a l l y A m e r i c a n , c u l t u r e in

th i rd w o r l d c o u n t r i e s .

" I t ' s a m a z i n g h o w m u c h o u r cu l -

t u r e s t ry to b e l i ke e a c h o t h e r . "

B e c k sa id . " E v e r y F i l i p i n o k n o w s

w h o M i c h a e l J o r d a n is a n d w h a t

M c D o n a l d s is. T h e y k n o w the con -

s u m e r cu l tu re . I th ink the b e a u t y of

t he Ph i l ipp ines is in b e i n g w h o they

a r e . "

B e c k a p p r e c i a t e s h i s c h i l d h o o d

e x p o s u r e to t w o d i f f e r e n t c u l t u r e s .

H o w e v e r , a f t e r l iv ing a w a y f r o m

A m e r i c a f o r so l o n g , t he c h a n g e

f r o m the Ph i l i pp ines c a n be s ign i f i -

can t .

" W h e n y o u g r o w u p in t he Ph i l -

ipp ines , y o u l ea rn a b o u t A m e r i c a n

cu l tu re f r o m the m o v i e s , " B e c k said .

" T h e r e ' s a lot of p re s su re in A m e r i c a

to be s o m e t h i n g - that t h e r e ' s s o m e -

t h i n g tha t y o u n e e d to be d o i n g that

y o u ' r e not . D o w e all h a v e to b e r e -

al ly c o o l , o r a r e w e s u p p o s e d t o be

i n d e p e n d e n t ? In t he P h i l i p p i n e s you

c o u l d b e w h o e v e r y o u w a n ' c d to

b e . "

B e s i d e s m i s s i n g h i s f ami ly . B e c k

a l s o m i s s e s t he s e n s e of g r a t i t u d e

tha t l i v ing in a d e v e l o p i n g c o u n t r y

c a n g ive .

" Y o u f o r g e t h o w b le s sed y o u a r e

w h e n y o u l i ve in A m e r i c a , " he sa id .

" In t he P h i l i p p i n e s , I w o u l d p a s s

c h i l d r e n l i v ing in t he s t ree t o n m y

w a y to school . In A m e r i c a , y o u m i s s

y o u r con tac t wi th reali ty a n d the rea l

w o r l d . "

N o t all M K ' s at H o p e a r e s t u d e n t s

e i ther . S o m e facu l ty a n d s t a f f m e m -

b e r s a l s o g r e w u p a b r o a d . O n e is

F r e n c h p r o f e s s o r A n n e L a r s e n , w h o

w a s b o r n in L a h o r e , P a k i s t a n . L ike

B r u g g e r s , L a r s e n ' s p a r e n t s h a d

s e c u l a r j o b s , but cr .mc to Pakis tan

wi th a s e n s e of m i s s i o n .

" M y f a t h e r w o r k e d as a c h e m i s -

t ry t e a c h e r at H a b i b i a H i g h S c h o o l ,

the o n l y h i g h schoo l in t he c o u n t r y

at t he t i m e , " L a r s e n sa id . " H e then

b e c a m e t h e p r i n c i p a l a n d h i r e d

m a n y A m e r i c a n t e a c h e r s w h o m he

k n e w w e r e C h r i s t i a n s . "

L a r s e n ' s f a t h e r la ter j o i n e d the

U n i t e d N a t i o n s E d u c a t i o n a l a n d

S c i e n t i f i c C u l t u r a l O r g a n i z a t i o n

( U N E S C O ) a n d the f a m i l y l a t e r

m o v e d to Par i s . L a r s e n ' s c h i l d h o o d

a b r o a d had a l a s t ing impac t , la ter

i n f l u e n c i n g her c a r e e r c h o i c e .

" I g r e w u p in an i n t e r n a t i o n a l

c o m m u n i t y w h i c h s t r e n g t h e n e d m y

love f o r o the r c u l t u r e s a n d o the r lan-

g u a g e s , " L a r s e n s a i d . " T h a t e x -

p l a i n s in pa r t w h y I c h o s e to d o

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GET THE MUSIC ON: John Erskine, who teaches recording techniques classes, gets the next CD ready for his special ty show on WTHS Friday mornings, 8 a.m. to noon.

Julie Green Spot l ight Editor

O n e y e a r a f t e r J o h n E r s k i n e

m o v e d to Hol land a p lane c rashed

into his house.

" T h a t w a s j u s t b i z a r r e , " sa id

Erskine , the Record ing Arts Man-

ager at Hope.

Despi te the bizarre event. Erskine

decided to slay and today he teaches

c o u r s e s in r e c o r d i n g t e c h n i q u e s ,

r ecords recitals and runs a fo rmat -

f ree radio p rog ram at W T H S Fri-

day m o r n i n g s .

Erskine , w h o had been work ing

for the Woos te r theater c o m p a n y in

N e w York, m o v e d back to Michi -

gan a f t e r a near ly fatal car crash.

"I t took me about a year to re-

c o v e r e n o u g h to wa lk a n d t a lk , "

Erskine said. "I c o u l d n ' t return [to

W o o s t e r ] . It i n v o l v e d too m u c h

t rave l ing ."

Trave l ing had been a big part of

Julie Green

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Ersk ine ' s l ife.

As well as work ing with Wooster ,

Erskine w o u l d go on tour wi th mu-

sic g roups l ike Sonic Youth.

"I ended up go ing on tour with

Jul io Iglesias. It was all in Spain , in

Bull r ings, and in Scand inav ia . "

T h e m o s t d i f f i c u l t pa r t of the

sound equ ipment whi le tour ing was

the set up.

"I t w o u l d a l w a y s be d i f fe ren t ev-

ery n ight ," Erskine said.

A m o n g o ther p laces , Er sk ine has

spent t ime in H o n g - K o n g , Glasgow,

England , and Indones ia .

"I wen t a c o u p l e of t imes to In-

d ia to c o n d u c t w o r k s h o p s w i t h

Doordashan the Indian B B C . Try ing

to t ake my skills and adapt t hem to

w h a t t h e y h a v e [ w a s t o u g h ] , "

Ersk ine said. " I t ' s a nat ion wi th so

m a n y p e o p l e and we d o n ' t real ize

that. T h e r e ' s a cer ta in integri ty to

all these d i f f e ren t cu l tu res that is

incredibly s t imu la t ing . "

L iv ing in N e w York City was an

exper i ence in itself, t hough .

" I t ' s l ike l iving in a big toy box "

Ersk ine said. "You h a v e to m a k e

certain connec t ions and once you

do, the re ' s so m a n y th ings y o u can

do. You just have to m a k e e n o u g h

m o n e y to su rv ive . "

None the less , h e e n c o u r a g e s stu-

dents to g o there. In c o m i n g here,

Erskine has found s tudents of his

o w n to leach.

"I like the intensi ty s tudents can

br ing to th ings ," he said. "Peop le

are pretty open and they have an

energy to try d i f fe ren t th ings . "

A s for his W T H S show, 8 a .m. to

noon on Fr idays , Erskine takes his

f ree fo rma t as far as it will go .

"I call it a rude a w a k e n i n g be-

cause I usual ly play someth ing-you

can call it unusua l or you can call it

annoy ing - in the morn ing . I h a d a

n u m b e r of cal ls this m o r n i n g . "

Ersk ine has been involved with

s o m e f o r m of aud io for at least the

past twenty years , starl ing in co l -

lege.

"I spent a long l ime at Mich igan

S t a t e . It w a s a lo t of f u n , " sa id

Erskine , w h o went par t - t ime whi le

pay ing his o w n way.

" T h e d e v e l o p m e n t of pe r sona l

f lexibi l i ty real ly helps; be ing open

for whatever exper ience is available

a n d n o t b e i n g a f r a i d to t a k e a

chance , " he said.

Spot l ight editor Celery " W h a t c h a read in"?"

Not m u c h is ha rde r lo unders tand lhan

a fou r year old with a m o u t h full of ice

c r e a m .

I s h o w e d h i m the poet ry b o o k I had

b rough t to Cen tenn ia l Park to read, then

realized 1 had no idea w h e r e h e had c o m e

f rom: I was in the midd le of a park and h e

was jus t a little boy.

The ice c r e a m s m u d g e d on to his nose ,

then his ch in . I saw his f a the r on a nearby

bench.

The little boy s m a s h e d a bug for me

and the ice c r eam, vani l la , a t tacked his

flannel sh in and d ropped on to his b lack

j eans . It wasn ' t long be fo re w e were

f r i ends : h im silting on my b lanke t , and

the ice c r e a m dr ips mak ing nice h o m e s

there too. He had me looking up in t rees

for squirrels that w e r e n ' t there , wonder -

ing why 1 d idn ' t eat ice c r e a m for d inner ,

and th rowing leaves in the air just to

watch them fly again .

All this f r o m a little boy I had never

met . A n d . though I had never met h im, h e

was a w o n d e r f u l vaca t ion .

Col lege , a f te r all, is jus t par t of life.

Yes, it c o n s u m e s l i fe now, but it is not

l ife. L i fe is not the s u m of the tests , the

papers , the r ead ings a n d the lec tures that

keep us in s t ruc ture .

Even in the s t rongest of s t ructures ,

there is so m u c h m o r e lo it.

A week ago , 1 f o u n d a pile of leaves to

j u m p in. then lay in. look ing at the

speckled bel l ies of the go lden leaves

against the dark sky to think of no th ing

but the f r i ends that we re silling next to

me . A few days ago , it was ra ining, so I

wen t walk ing . I wa lked wi th a f r iend to a

park where we sat on wet swings and

soaked ou r se lves go ing d o w n the slide.

O n the w a y back , w e j u m p e d in eve ry

pudd le w e cou ld f ind , to feel the cold

greasy water sp lash u p and d o w n our legs

and even hit us in the face.

Not even the best of c lasses , the

c lasses in w h i c h w e learn more than just

the cou r se mater ia l , or the mos t f u n

ex t ra -cur r icu la r act ivi ty can c o m p a r e .

T h e y ' r e g o o d for us and they ' l l get us

s o m e w h e r e , but in the end , t hey ' r e

s t ructure .

S o I will do the things that m a k e me

h a p p y as well .

L i fe is m o r e lhan c lasses .

I a le ce lery w h e n 1 was eight because it

was good for me , and I a m sure that

twe lve yea r s later, it has done m e s o m e

good in s o m e f o r m .

But I a l so j u m p e d in leaves w h e n I was

e ight , and 1 k n o w that has done m e all

the good in the wor ld .

B e f o r e I lef t , the little boy in Cen ten -

nial Park fo lded my b lanket for m e and

he lped me pick up m y books . I was sorry

I had to go. I was go ing lo miss the

invis ible squirrels in the trees. And he

was sorry too, ask ing me when I could

c o m e back and play.

He thought I was a w o n d e r f u l play-

mate . W h a t he doesn ' t k n o w was that , f o r

fo r ty - f ive minutes , he m a d e l i fe real.

Fernando Ortega Home Tour with Michelle TumeS

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Don't be too t imid and squeamish about

your actions. A l l life is an experiment. *

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Sports T h Anchor October 25r 2000

Scots sunk in final quarter, Hope leads MIAA Andrew Kleczek S T A F F REPORTER

Nick C o n r a d ('OB) c o u l d h a v e

been one of A l m a ' s lop rece ivers in

S a t u r d a y ' s g a m e , e x c e p t f o r the

little detail abou t be ing a H o p e de-

fensive back. Conrad , the Mich igan

Intercollegiate Athle t ic Assoc ia t ion

( M I A A ) d e f e n s i v e p l a y e r o f t he

week , f in i shed wi th two intercep-

tions. a pass break up, and six tack-

les.

Conrad and the rest of the t eam

helped Hope to a 35-25 victory ove r

the A l m a Scots . It was the t e a m ' s

f o u r t h q u a r t e r p e r f o r m a n c e tha t

he lped seal the g a m e .

Enter ing the four th quar te r H o p e

t ra i led 19-14. T h e y w o u l d , h o w -

ever , score three t o u c h d o w n s in the

f inal quar ter , and (he d e f e n s e ad-

ju s t ed to dea l wi th A l m a ' s w i d e -

open pas s ing at tack.

T h e y | H o p e | put s o m e p ressure

on us with their l inebackers and we

j u s t d i d n ' t r e s p o n d . " J i m C o l e ,

A l m a head coach said. " T h e y did

s o m e w o n d e r f u l t h i n g s out the re

taking the ball out of the air, and it

caught up with us.>:

T h e F ly ing D u t c h m e n d e f e n s e

brought the bli tz in the four th quar-

ter, a t t a ck ing A l m a q u a r t e r b a c k s

S t eve S l o w k e ( ' 0 3 ) a n d B r a n d o n

Wrobel ("01). T w o of H o p e ' s three

s a c k s , a l o n g w i t h f o u r h u r r i e s /

k n o c k d o w n s , c a m e in the last 13

m i n u t e s of t h e g a m e . S l o w k e ,

A l m a ' s s tar t ing quar t e rback , even -

tually left the g a m e in the f o u r t h

quarter.

O f f e n s i v e l y , H o p e q u a r t e r b a c k

J .D. G r a v e s ( ' 0 1 ) and r u n n i n g back

A d a m M a g e r s ( ' 0 1 ) bo th lead the

team with a s t rong at tack. G r a v e s

went 14-29 for 185 ya rds pas s ing ,

and rushed for 7 4 ya rds a n d t w o

t o u c h d o w n s . M a g e r s r u s h e d 2 8

t i m e s f o r 118 y a r d s , a n d t h r e e

touchdowns .

" J .D . G r a v e s - wha t a compe t i -

tor, runn ing d o w n here at the goal

l ine , h e j u s t sa id , ' no t g o n n a let

t hem s top m e ' and m a k e s the big

play," D e a n Kreps , h e a d foo tba l l

coach said. " H e ' s j u s t gutsy, h e ' s

g o n n a f ind a way to get it d o n e . "

T h e F ly ing D u t c h m e n a l so ran

the opt ion , m u c h to the del ight of

G r a v e s . Hope h a d held back on the

op t ion so far this season.

"J .D. would love to run it eve ry

play if he c o u l d , " Kreps said. " H e

loves the opt ion. If I d o n ' t want h im

to audib le , all I have to do is cal l an

opt ion , because I gua ran t ee you he

w o n ' t check ou t of an op t ion . "

The g a m e was pe rhaps the mos t

c o m p l e t e one of the season so far ,

a cco rd ing to Kreps .

" W e need to be tough for 6 0 min-

utes and I thought we were , " Kreps

said.

H o p e rushed for 222 ya rds , and

passed for 185, f o r a total of 407

yards . P rev ious ly , A l m a had held

o p p o n e n t s to an a v e r a g e of 9 4 . 2

ya rds rushing per g a m e .

T h e v ic tory leaves H o p e as the

on ly t e a m in the M I A A wi thout a

l eague loss. T h i s m e a n s they can

win the l eague c h a m p i o n s h i p with-

out need ing ano the r t eam to lose,

as they did last season. Desp i t e the

fac t they control their o w n dest iny,

Kreps is wary. 44It's not gonna get any easier , if

we think Adr i an and Ol ivet are j u s t

g o n n a lay d o w n so w e c a n p lay

Alb ion for the c h a m p i o n s h i p w e ' r e

d r e a m i n g , " K r e p s s a i d . " T h e s e

g a m e s are gonna be t o u g h . "

Br ian A d l o f f ( ' 0 1 ) f i n i s h e d as

H o p e ' s leading rece iver wi th 7 re-

cep t ions for 75 yards . Kevin K u d e j

( ' 01 ) f in ished the g a m e with 7 tack-

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also had a sack.

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RUNNING MAN: Hope Quarterback J.D. Graves ('01) eludes Alma defenders on a passing play last Saturday. Graves would finish the day with 185 yards passing, and 74 yards rushing. He helped lead the Flying Dutchmen to a 35-25 MIAA win.

Women's Lacrosse underway Danielle Koski S T A F F REPORTER

T h e C h i p p e w a Indians used la-

c rosse to surpr ise a t tack the Bri t ish

at For t Mich i l imack inac in 1763.

In 1974 the H o p e Co l l ege M e n ' s

Lacrosse t eam was founded .

In the year 2 0 0 0 the H o p e Co l -

lege W o m e n ' s Lacrosse t eam has

been s tar ted.

"Righ t n o w we have 32 gir ls on

t he t e a m , " sa id A m a n d a K i n n e y

( ' 0 4 ) , pres ident of the team.

Lacrosse is k n o w n to b e a h igh

contac t sport . In K i n n e y ' s op in ion ,

a w o m e n ' s l a c r o s s e t e a m w a s

n e e d e d at H o p e , so that all g i r l s

could have a chance to play, not just

the ones that cou ld s tand on their

o w n agains t the m e n ' s team.

" W e c o n c e n t r a t e m o r e on t he

technique and skill then on the brute

s t r eng th , " K i n n e y sa id . " M o s t of

the gir ls are j u s t too smal l to p lay

[with the guys ] . "

M o s t of the gir ls on the t eam are

f r e s h m e n wi th a c o u p l e of s o p h o -

mores .

"I e n j o y k n o w i n g that I ' m a part

of s o m e t h i n g new on H o p e ' s c a m -

pus " sa id H a n n a h Redd ick ( ' 0 4 ) .

L a c r o s s e is a n o t h e r g r o u p f o r

w o m e n on H o p e ' s c a m p u s to b e a

par t of .

"I feel coo l w h e n I ca r ry my la-

c r o s s e s t i c k a r o u n d , " L i n d s a y

Bosak (*04) said. " P e o p l e a sk me

if I p lay lacrosse and I ' m like, yeah .

I do . "

Accord ing to Kinney, the guys on

the m e n ' s t eam have b e e n very sup-

por t ive .

" T h e y have o f f e r e d to sha re e v -

e ry th ing , " said Kinney. " T h e y are

he lp ing u s to get s t a r t ed . "

T h e w o m e n ' s t eam h a s n ' t s tarted

a n y o f f i c ia l p rac t i ces yet because

mos t of the gir ls d o n ' t h a v e st icks,

but g i r l s w h o h a v e s t icks are prac-

t ic ing now. T h i s yea r is m o r e of a

l ea rn ing e x p e r i e n c e for the t eam,

acco rd ing to Kinney , and next year

the t eam will f ocus on actual games .

" W e a r e t e a c h i n g p e o p l e [ the

g a m e ] a n d t h e r e m a y b e s c r i m -

m a g e s in the sp r ing , " Kinney said.

" I ' m glad to get this th ing s ta r ted ."

Volleyball: Wednesday at 6:30 PM, vs. St. Mary's

Men and Women's Cross Country: Sat-urday at 11 AM, MIAA Finals @ Albion

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Football: Saturday at 1:00 PM, @ Adrian

1 * J Women's Soccer: Saturday at 4:00 PM CDT, @ St. Mary's

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