Wow! What an amazing smashing crashing start to the greatest camp on earth. It all started late at night when we all boarded some cool big fancy busses with our suitcases safely thrown away in a big truck. The few of us that made it on time, quickly got to know the camp grounds so that we won’t be caught off guard later in the summer. We were introduced to our counselor(s) who were defiantly excited to see that we made it alive over the bridge. We then got to see a night activity with schizophrenic NADDB. That was the first Chassunah which the Chosson covered his face and the Kallah didn’t have her hair done. All week long our counselors were very busy marking how good we played sports in preparation for draft day. We had a IHE with someone who liked talking with a closed mouth. Really funny! Cocoa club started with a bang, (ouch!) with Itche Kadoozy and Jono having their usual conversations. Finally at the end of the week came Shabbos with all the Chayus associated with it! To top it all off we had Shmoyonkee! NADDB, CMZ, CAL and PAMZB had us rolling in corn flakes for quite a while and included a Chinese Mexican and a lady. The first full week of camp started with the announcing of the Soda Sports League. When we thought it couldn’t get any better, ICE-SKATING! We went round and round in circles until we finally made it to the ice rink! After kicking everyone out of the rink we started ice-skating in the water for a couple of hours. Then straight to the park for a picnic and around 30 games played simultaneously. It was an awesome day never to be forgotten. Suddenly, signs were going up, something was happening… A Voch In Leibtzik! Every bunk started raking in the cash by making cheers for their bunk. Apparently Leibtzik is a city with a lot of the green stuff. We all watched a video of NADDB asking people for a ride to Antarctica and getting the police on his case. The greatest camp on earth has officially begun! This Newsletter is called A Tefach Hecher because: We are the greatest camp in the world We like the name What else should we call it? It rhymes with Becher which comes before the newsletter is given out We made a raffle, and that’s the name that won The chipmunks jump A Tefach Hecher How to turn off your bunks PA 749 How to get connections 1414 What the staff do after lights out 613 How to cheat fairly 770 How the lake became wet 718 Who is Alon Zaretzky 735 How to fight nicely 0458 Inside this issue: My Boich S’vorois א טפח העכער שב“ ק פרשת בלקIssue 1 מחנה גן ישראל קיץ תשע“ ב בס“ ד