DS JABER’S COMBAT LIFESAVER TIPS FOR DUMMIES How not to fail* your CLS exam, simultaneously embarrassing yourself and Charlie Rock *Soldiers who fail will be smoked I NUKE JOES
Sep 10, 2015
DS JABERS COMBAT LIFESAVER TIPS FOR DUMMIES
How not to fail* your CLS exam, simultaneously embarrassing yourself and Charlie Rock
*Soldiers who fail will be smoked mercilessly
I
NUKE
JOES
SIMPLE TEACHING THEORY
REPEATED EXPOSURE INCREASES THE PROBABILITY THAT THE INFORMATION WILL BE RETAINEDPREVENTING CONFUSION BY BREAKING DOWN MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY OR AVOIDING IT ALL TOGETHERLEARNING TO VISUALIZE SCENARIOS WITHOUT PRETTY PICTURES. DRAW THEM OUT IF NECESSARYUSING ANSWER SELECTION STRAGEGIES. CHOOSING THE BEST ANSWER OUT OF ALL AVAILABLE SELECTIONSDEMONSTRATING WHAT WORKS, WHAT MAKES SENSE, AND WHAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALLUSING A SENSE OF HUMORTAKE THE FEAR OUT OF AN EXAM THAT IS INCREDIBLY EASYEVEN THIS GUY SCORED A 100%
90 QUESTIONS
GOOD LUCK
QUESTION 1
YOUR DRILL SERGEANT TELLS YOU THAT PASSING THE COMBAT LIFESAVER COURSE EXAMINATION IS A GRADUATION REQUIREMENT. YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION, STUDY, OR ATTEMPT TO SUCCEED AND FAIL.
WILL YOU GRADUATE?
NO
YES
QUESTION 2
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO ASK THE PROCTOR QUESTIONS IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING?
WILL HE/SHE GIVE YOU THE ANSWER?
NO;YES
YES;NO
QUESTION 3
THE MEDIC PROCTORING THE TEST HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AND SAYS, PRIVATES, THE ANSWER TO NUMBER ONE IS A.
IS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 1 A OR IS HE FULL OF CRAP?
ITS A
HES FULL OF CRAP
QUESTION 4
THE COMBAT LIFESAVER EXAMINATION HAS TWO VERSIONS. IS EITHER VERSION HARDER THAN THE OTHER?
HONESTLY YES
NO WAY
QUESTION 5
THE COMBAT LIFESAVER EXAM IS WHAT KIND OF TEST (JUST LIKE ALMOST ANY OTHER TEST THE ARMY MAKES YOU TAKE)?
MULTIPLE CHOICE
ESSAY
QUESTION 6
YOUR TEST IS A SCAN TRON STYLE TEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO FILL IN A CIRCLE OR RECTANGLE.
HOW DO YOU SELECT YOUR ANSWER?
FILL IN THE CIRCLE/RECTANGLE, ERASE ALL MISTAKES, ASK FOR A NEW SHEET IF NECESSARY
MAKE XS OR CHECK MARKS IN EACH BOX
QUESTION 7
YOUR TEST ANSWER SHEET HAS SPACES FOR YOU TO WRITE YOUR OWN LETTER IN FOR YOUR ANSWER.
DO YOU WRITE IN UPPERCASE OR LOWER CASE?
LEGIBLY IN UPPERCASE
LOWER CASE
QUESTION 8
IF YOUR NAME ISNT WRITTEN ON THE TEST SHEET AND/OR YOU TURN YOUR SHEET IN TO THE WRONG GRADING STATION YOU WILL ______.
FAIL AND BE NUKED
PASS AND HAVE A LIFETIME MADE FOR TV MOMENT
QUESTION 9
MOST PEOPLE WHO SUFFER INJURIES ON THE BATTLEFIELD CAN NOT BE SAVED BY COMBAT LIFESAVING EFFORTS. TRUE OR FALSE?
*hint: The medic already said the answer to #1 is A
TRUE
FALSE
QUESTION 10
WHAT WOULD KILL YOU THE FASTEST?
BLEEDING UNCONTROLLABLY
HOLDING YOUR BREATH
GERMS
NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE EASILY
INFECTION
QUESTION 11
ARE COMBAT LIFESAVERS SURGEONS?
NO
YES
QUESTION 12
IF YOURE ASKED A QUESTION AND THERE ARE MULTIPLE ANSWERS THAT COULD BE CORRECT WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
EVALUATE THE RESPONSES AND CHOOSE THE BEST ONE
PICK ONE AT RANDOM
QUESTION 13
IF YOURE ASKED A QUESTION AND YOU DONT KNOW THE ANSWER RIGHT AWAY WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
ELIMINATE THE RESPONSES THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY REDICULOUS AND SELECT THE BEST CHOICE FROM WHAT REMAINS
CRY BECAUSE DS JABER WILL NUKE YOU
QUESTION 14
WHICH OF THESE LISTS ALL THREE PHASES OF TACTICAL COMBAT CASUALTY CARE?
CARE UNDER FIRE, TACTICAL FIELD CARE, TACTICAL FIELD EXTRACTION
CARE UNDER FIRE, TACTICAL FIELD CARE, TACTICAL MOBILE SURGICAL CARE
CARE UNDER FIRE, TACTICAL FIELD CARE, TACTICAL EVACUATION
CARE UNDER FIRE, TACTICAL FIELD CARE, EVACUATION CARE
NONE OF THE ABOVE
QUESTION 15
ARE COMBAT LIFESAVERS MEDICAL SOLDIERS?
NO
YES
QUESTION 16
IS COMBAT LIFESAVING A SECONDARY OR PRIMARY MISSION
SECONDARY
PRIMARY
QUESTION 17
YOURE BEING SHOT AT.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
RETURN FIRE AND SEEK COVER
SOB HYSTERICALLY
QUESTION 18
YOURE BEING SHOT AT BUT YOURE INJURED.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
RETURN FIRE AND SEEK COVER
SOB HYSTERICALLY
PATCH YOURSELF UP
QUESTION 19
YOURE BEING SHOT AT BUT YOUR BUDDY IS INJURED.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
RETURN FIRE AND SEEK COVER
SOB HYSTERICALLY
RUN AFTER HIM/HER LIKE ANIMAL MOTHER IN FULL METAL JACKET, GET SHOT, AND FURTHER ENDANGER YOUR MISSION
QUESTION 19
YOUR DRILL SERGEANT TELLS YOU THAT PASSING THE COMBAT LIFESAVER COURSE EXAMINATION IS A GRADUATION REQUIREMENT. YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION, STUDY, OR ATTEMPT TO SUCCEED AND FAIL.
WILL YOU GRADUATE?
NO
YES
QUESTION 20
YOUR DRILL SERGEANT TELLS YOU KEEP FIRING. DO YOU?
NO
YES
QUESTION 21
WHAT IS CARE UNDER FIRE?
PROVIDING LIFESAVING MEASURES WHILE UNDER ENEMY FIRE AND NOT BEHIND COVER
A BAD TELEVISION SHOW
QUESTION 22
YOUR BUDDY WAS BLEEDING BUT NOW HE ISNT BECAUSE YOURE A GOOD COMBAT LIFESAVER. HES SITTING UP, BSING WITH YOU, AND NOT HAVING ANY TROUBLE BREATHING AT ALL.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO TO HELP HIM?
STAB HIM IN THE CHEST WITH A NEEDLE
FORCE HIM TO LET YOU SHOVE A TUBE UP HIS NOSTRIL
PUT A TOURNIQUET ON HIM TO MAKE HIM FEEL MORE PAIN
GIVE HIM A PILL PACK TO REDUCE PAIN, INFLAMMATION, AND CHANCE OF INFECTION
QUESTION 23
IF YOUR BUDDY HAS NO PULSE WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
DECLARE HIM DEAD DOC
TREAT HIM HOPING THAT MAGICALLY HIS HEART BEATS AGAIN
GIVE HIM CPR
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TREAT HIM
QUESTION 24
YOU JUST WALKED UP TO A CASUALTY AND SEE NO OBVIOUS WOUNDS.
WHAT DO YOU DO FIRST?
CHECK HIS WALLET FOR CASH
DETERMINE HIS CONSCIOUSNESS BY ASKING HIM IF HES OKAY
QUESTION 25
AVPU IS AN ACRONYM. IT MEANS
ALERT, VERBAL, PAIN, UNCONSCIOUS/UNRESPONSIVE
A VERY PRETTY UNICORN
QUESTION 26
YOUR PATIENT TELLS YOU HIS NAME THEN GRIPES FOREVER AND EVER ABOUT HOW BAD BEING SHOT ACTUALLY HURTS
ALERT
VERBAL
PAIN
UNCONSCIOUS/UNRESPONSIVE
QUESTION 27
A PATIENT WONT TALK OR TWITCH WHEN YOU YELL AT HIM BUT IF YOU DIG YOUR KNUCKLE INTO HIS STERNUM HE TWITCHES A LITTLE BIT
ALERT
VERBAL
PAIN
UNCONSCIOUS/UNRESPONSIVE
QUESTION 28
YOU JUST FOUND AN OPEN HOLE IN SOMEONES CHEST FROM A BULLET.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
SEAL IT THEN LOOK FOR EXIT WOUNDS
CHECK HIS WALLET FOR CASH
QUESTION 29
YOU ARE ON A 4 MAN LITTER BEARING TEAM.
WHEN PICKING THE LITTER UP, HOW SHOULD YOUR KNEES BE PLACED?
THE KNEE CLOSEST TO THE LITTER ON THE GROUND AND THE OTHER IN THE AIR TO GIVE THE WIDEST POSSIBLE DISTRIBUTION OF WEIGHT AND PREVENT LOSSES OF BALANCE
FALSE
QUESTION 30
YOU FIND A MYSTERY OBJECT LODGED IN SOMEONES THIGH. HOW DO YOU TREAT IT?
PUSH IT IN THEREBY MAKING IT DAMAGE MORE TISSUE
PULL IT OUT THEREBY DAMAGING MORE TISSUE
USING SCISSORS TO CUT THE OBJECT FLUSH TO THE SKIN
WAD GAUZE/DRESSING MATERIAL AROUND THE WOUND AND SECURE IT WITH TAPE
QUESTION 31
WHAT IS KAOLIN?
WHAT OBJECT IN YOUR CLS BAG HAS KAOLIN?
KAOLIN FOUGHT GODZILLA; NONE.HE WOULDNT FIT
A HEMOSTATIC (MEANING STOP BLOOD) AGENT THAT CLOTS BLOOD ON CONTACT; COMBAT GAUZE
QUESTION 32
WHAT DOES THE NURSE ASK YOU TO DO WHEN THEY WITHDRAW THE NEEDLE FROM YOUR VEIN AFTER DRAWING BLOOD?
USE YOUR FINGER TO HOLD AND PUT PRESSURE ON A COTTON BALL TO HELP STOP THE BLOOD FLOW
DROP TROU
QUESTION 33
A BLEEDING WOUND HAS BEEN CONTROLLED WITH AN EMERGENCY BANDAGE. WHAT ELSE COULD BE DONE TO HELP IT IF THE PATIENT IS CONSCIOUS?
HAVE HIM APPLY MANUAL PRESSURE
MAKE HIM DO THE YMCA DANCE
QUESTION 34
TOURNIQUETS GO?
ON THE BLEEDING EXTREMITY, TWO INCHES ABOVE THE INJURY SITE, NOT ON ANY JOINT
AROUND THE NECK
QUESTION 35
IMPROVISED TOURNIQUET BANDS SHOULD BE ABOUT HOW MANY INCHES WIDE?
TWO INCHES
THIS ONE HAS TO BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT BECAUSE THE LAST ANSWER WAS TWO INCHES TOO
QUESTION 36
HOW MANY INCHES ON EACH SIDE OF A WOUND MUST AN AIR TIGHT SEAL MATERIAL EXTEND?
TWO INCHES
NO EFFIN WAY
QUESTION 37
ARE YOU NOTICING A TREND?
IF YOURE UNSURE ABOUT A MEASUREMENT RELATED QUESTION WHAT SHOULD YOU CHOOSE?
YES; 2 INCHES
YES; WAIT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION
NO; I WAS ASLEEP
QUESTION 38
SHOULD YOU EVER WRITE ON YOUR CASUALTYS FOREHEAD?
NO
YES, IF YOU USE A TOURNIQUET, WRITE A T AND THE TIME THAT YOU APPLIED IT USING A MARKER OR BLOOD
YES, IF YOU USE A TOURNIQUET WRITE A T
QUESTION 39
WHAT IS THE HEAD TILT CHIN LIFT?
A WRESTLING MOVE MADE FAMOUS BY THE FABULOUS MOOLAH
A METHOD OF TILTING THE PATIENTS HEAD BACK SIMULTANOUSLY LIFTING HIS CHIN TO OPEN THE AIRWAY
QUESTION 40
SHOULD WE LET IT GO WHEN LOOKING LISTENING AND FEELING?
NO, THE AIRWAY MIGHT CLOSE AGAINDUH!
YES, YOU NEED BOTH HANDS FREE SO YOU CAN LOOK FOR THE RISE AND FALL OF THE CHEST, LISTEN FOR THE FLOW OF AIR, AND FEEL AIR ON YOUR FACE/EAR
QUESTION 41
EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE OPTION TO INSERT A NASOPHARYNGEAL AIRWAY, WHAT ARE YOU ESSENTIALLY DOING?
INSERTING A PRETTY SIZEABLE TUBE INTO SOMEONES NOSE THAT MAKES IT LESS LIKELY THAT THEIR AIRWAY WILL BECOME BLOCKED OR IMPEDED
I AM UNABLE TO READ AND THEREFORE DONT UNDERSTAND
QUESTION 42
WHAT ARE THREE REASONS YOUD USE A NASOPHARYNGEAL AIRWAY?
PATIENT IS UNCONSCIOUS BUT BREATHING ON HIS OWN
PATIENT IS CONSCIOUS BUT MAKING SNORING/GURGLING SOUNDS
PATIENT IS BREATHING AT A RATE OF LESS THAN 2 BREATHS EVERY 15 SECONDS
ANSWERS C AND B
ANSWERS A AND B
ANSWERS C AND A
ALL OF THE ABOVE
ANSWERS A, B, AND G
ANSWERS D, E, A, AND F
ANSWERS H, E, A, AND D
ANSWERS A, B, AND C
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QUESTION 43
WHILE TREATING CASUALTIES YOU PLACE THEM ON THEIR _____?
BACKS
CHESTS
SIDES
HEADS
INJURED SIDE
NON INJURED SIDE
FEET
HANDS
FRONT LEANING REST
QUESTION 44
WHILE LEAVING YOUR CASUALTY FOR ANY REASON YOU PLACE THEM ON THEIR _____?
BACKS
CHESTS
SIDES
HEADS
INJURED SIDE
NON INJURED SIDE
FEET
HANDS
FRONT LEANING REST
QUESTION 45
YOUR CASUALTY IS CONSCIOUS AND HAS AN INJURY TO ONE SIDE OF HIS CHEST. YOU JUST FINISHED TREATING THEM. YOU CAN PLACE THEM ON THEIR _____?
BACKS
CHESTS
SIDES
HEADS
INJURED SIDE
NON INJURED SIDE
FEET
HANDS
SITTING UP
BOTH E AND I
QUESTION 46
RESCUE BREATHING IS LIKE CPR BUT WITHOUT THE CHEST COMPRESSIONS.
ITS EASY TO REMEMBER BY MEMORIZING THESE THREE NUMBERS
1:5:12. ONE BREATH EVERY 5 SECONDS AND AFTER 12 BREATHS CHECK PULSE
911. IF YOU HAVE TO PERFORM RESCUE BREATHING YOU MUST CALL 911
QUESTION 47
YOURE GOING TO INSERT A NASOPHARYNGEAL AIRWAY.
WHAT SHOULD YOU USE TO LUBRICATE IT?
STERILE WATER OR LUBRICATING JELLY
GASOLINE
ALCOHOL
SALIVA
NOTHING
BATTERY ACID
QUESTION 48
SITUATION: YOU HAVE TWO BALLOONS. YOU BLOW THEM UP BUT INSTEAD OF TYING KNOTS IN THEM YOU HOLD THE OPENINGS IN YOUR FISTS AND HOLD THEM IN FRONT OF YOUR CHEST, ONE ON EACH SIDE).
YOU JUST GOT SHOT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR CHEST.
WHICH BALLOON IS MOST LIKELY GOING TO COLLAPSE?
THE RIGHT ONE
THE LEFT ONE
BOTH OF THEM
QUESTION 49
SITUATION: YOU HAVE TWO BALLOONS. YOU BLOW THEM UP BUT INSTEAD OF TYING KNOTS IN THEM YOU HOLD THE OPENINGS IN YOUR FISTS AND HOLD THEM IN FRONT OF YOUR CHEST, ONE ON EACH SIDE).
YOU JUST GOT SHOT ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR CHEST.
WHICH BALLOON IS MOST LIKELY GOING TO COLLAPSE?
THE RIGHT ONE
THE LEFT ONE
BOTH OF THEM
QUESTION 50
WHEN YOU GET A TIRE PATCHED AFTER BEING PUNCTURED BY SOMETHING, IS THE PATCH APPLIED WHEN THE TIRE IS FULLY INFLATED OR WHEN ITS DEFLATED?
FULLY INFLATED
FULLY DEFLATED
QUESTION 50 AND A HALF
YOUR DRILL SERGEANT TELLS YOU THAT PASSING THE COMBAT LIFESAVER COURSE EXAMINATION IS A GRADUATION REQUIREMENT. YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION, STUDY, OR ATTEMPT TO SUCCEED AND FAIL.
WILL YOU GRADUATE?
NO
YES
QUESTION 51
WHEN SEALING AN OPEN CHEST WOUND, WHEN DO YOU APPLY THE SEAL?
AFTER THE PATIENT HAS INHALED
AFTER THE PATIENT HAS EXHALED
QUESTION 52
IF YOU HAD TO USE TAPE TO SEAL A MATERIAL CUT INTO ONE OF THESE SHAPES, WHICH WOULD BE EASIEST TO TAPE QUICKLY?
RECTANGLE OR SQUARE
CIRCLE
QUESTION 53
WHEN USING A SEALED CONTAINER TO STORE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, IS THE CONTAINER SEALED IF ALL OF THE SIDES OF THE LID ARENT SECURE?
NO
YES
QUESTION 54
WHEN TAPING AN AIR TIGHT CHEST SEAL FOR AN OPEN CHEST WOUND SHOULD YOU.
TAPE DOWN ALL FOUR SIDES
TAPE DOWN ONE SIDE
TAPE DOWN TWO SIDES
TAPE DOWN THREE SIDES
MAKE AN X PATTERN OF TAPE AND CALL IT GOOD
QUESTION 55
MID-CLAVICULAR LINE MEANS AND IMAGINARY LINE RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLAVICLE.
WHAT OTHER EASY TO REMEMBER BODY PART IS ON THE MID CLAVICULAR LINE?
FINGER
NIPPLE
QUESTION 56
AN INTERCOSTAL SPACE (ICS) IS THE SPACE BETWEEN YOUR RIB BONES. THE FIRST ICS IS BETWEEN YOUR FIRST AND SECOND RIB. THE SECOND ICS IS BETWEEN YOUR SECOND AND _________.
SECOND
FIRST
THIRD
FOURTH
QUESTION 57
YOU HAVE NERVES AND IMPORTANT VEINS DIRECTLY UNDER THE BOTTOM OF EACH RIB.
IF STABBED IN THAT LOCATION YOU WOULD BLEED A LOT AND IT WOULD HURT A LOT
SHOULD YOU INSERT A GIANT NEEDLE JUST ABOVE THE RIB OR JUST BELOW IT?
ABOVE
BELOW
QUESTION 58
THE NEEDLE SHOULD BE INSERTED JUST ABOVE WHAT RIB?
HINT: IT GOES ON THE SECOND ICS MCL
THIRD
FOURTH
SECOND
IM LOST AND NEED A PICTURE TO ENVISION IT
QUESTION 59
YOU NEED TO WRITE A DATE ON A MEDICAL FORM IN A FORMAT WHERE IT IS IN ORDER FROM THE LARGEST UNIT OF TIME TO THE SMALLEST UNIT OF TIME.
WHICH IS RIGHT?
DD/MM/YY
YY/DD/MM
MM/DD/YY
YY/MM/DD
QUESTION 60
YOU GO TO A RESTAURANT AND AFTER EATING YOU GET A RECIEPT. THERE ARE TWO COPIES. ONE IS THE ORIGINAL ONE THAT YOU ACTUALLY SIGN. THE OTHER IS A DUPLICATE. WHICH ONE IS YOURS TO KEEP?
ORIGINAL
DUPLICATE
QUESTION 61
THERE IS AN IMPORTANT FORM FOR YOUR PATIENT CALLED A FIELD MEDICAL CARD. HE NEEDS THE ORIGINAL BUT YOU ALSO NEED A COPY. CONVENIENTLY ENOUGH THERE IS A CARBON COPY JUST BELOW IT.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
TAKE THE CARBON COPY DUPLICATE
TAKE THE ORIGINAL
TAKE THEM BOTH
BRISKLY RUB YOUR KNUCKLE INTO HIS BREASTBONE
SUMMON CAPTAIN PLANET
QUESTION 62
A FIELD MEDICAL CARD HAS BUILT IN WIRES AT THE TOP OF THE ORIGINAL FORM DESIGNED TO ATTACH THE FORM TO THE PATIENTS CLOTHING WHEN THEYRE BEING EVACUATED.
YOUR PATIENT IS BEING EVACUATED, WHERE SHOULD YOU PLACE HIS FIELD MEDICAL CARD?
ATTACH THE ORIGINAL TO HIS CLOTHING AND KEEP THE DUPLICATE
ATTACH THE DUPLICATE TO HIS CLOTHING USING MAGIC BECAUSE THERE IS NO WIRE AND KEEP THE ORIGINAL
DONT USE THE WIRE DESIGNED TO ATTACH THE FORM TO HIS CLOTHING AND JUST STUFF IT IN HIS POCKET
QUESTION 63
A TACTICAL COMBAT CASUALTY CARE CARD IS A CARD THAT IS MUCH EASIER TO USE, IS SMALLER, AND HAS NO WIRE TO ATTACH TO CLOTHING.
WHERE SHOULD YOU PUT THE CARD?
USE THE WIRE TO ATTACH IT TO CLOTHING
TAPE IT TO HIS CHEST
GIVE IT TO THE PERSON FLYING THE HELICOPTER
PUT IT IN HIS LEFT TROUSER OR SLEEVE POCKET SO IT DOESNT GET LOST DURING THE EXCHANGE
QUESTION 64
HOW MANY LINES ARE THERE IN A NINE LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST?
NINE
FALSE
QUESTION 65
A PROWORD IS A RADIO COMMUNICATIONS TOOL THAT USES ONE WORD THAT MEANS A PHRASE TO MAKE COMMUNICATIONS CLEARER AND SHORTER
TRUE
FALSE
QUESTION 66
THE PROWORD BREAK MEANS
I NEED TO SEPARATE TWO OR MORE THINGS THAT I NEED TO SAY SO YOU CAN INTERPRET THEM BETTER
ITS TIME TO SIT DOWN AND DO NOTHING
QUESTION 67
THE PROWORD WILCO MEANS
I WILL COMPLY
ALL OF THE ABOVE
QUESTION 68
THE PROWORD CORRECTION MEANS
I JUST MADE A VERBAL MISTAKE AND AM IMMEDIATELY GOING TO SAY WHAT I REALLY MEANT
SOMETHING THAT TEENAGE MALES GET AT RANDOM
QUESTION 69
YOU ARE SENDING A NINE LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST. YOU KNOW THAT YOU MUST SEND THE FIRST 5 LINES IN ORDER FOR THE MEDEVAC MISSION TO BEGIN.
WHAT LINES MUST BE SENT BEFORE THE MEDEVAC MISSION CAN BEGIN?
LINES 6 9
LINES 1 5
ALL MUST BE SENT
QUESTION 70
YOU KNOW THAT LINE 9 IN A WAR TIME MEDEVAC REQUEST IS NBC CONTAMINATION. YOU ALSO KNOW THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO TRANSMIT LINE 9 IF IT DOESNT APPLY.
WHAT LINE IN A MEDEVAC REQUEST MAY BE OMITTED IF IT DOESNT APPLY?
9
1
2
5
8
QUESTION 71
WHAT PROWORD DO YOU USE TO SEPARATE BREVITY CODES?
*A BREVITY CODE IS A SHORT HAND WAY OF SAYING SOMETHING SUCH AS ALPHA FOR AMBULATORY AND LIMA FOR LITTER
BREAK
ROGER, ROGER
WILCO
JUST PAUSE AND SAY NOTHING
QUESTION 72
ON VICTORY TOWER YOU USED ROPE TO MAKE A SWISS SEAT HARNESS. IT TIED AROUND YOUR WAISTLINE, TORSO, AND LOWER EXTREMITIES.
WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT YOU TIE AROUND YOUR TORSO AND LOWER EXTREMITIES UNDER YOUR BODY ARMOR THAT ALLOWS YOUR BUDDIES TO DRAG YOU?
DRAGON HARNESS
A LITTER
A RAT STRAP
QUESTION 73
WHAT IS EASIER?
CARRYING A BUDDY OVER BOTH SHOULDERS LIKE A FIREMAN
CARRYING THEM WITH AN ARM SLUNG OVER ONE SHOULDER SO MOST OF THEIR WEIGHT IS ON YOUR UPPER BACK
QUESTION 74
IF YOU CUT ONE OF MY PONCHOS THAT I ISSUED YOU I WILL______.
KILL YOU
BE PERFECTLY OKAY WITH THE FACT THAT YOU DESTROYED OR DAMAGED GOVERNMENT PROPERTY, NOT TO MENTION MADE IT WEAKER
QUESTION 75
WHAT HOLDS MORE WEIGHT? SOMETHING FOLDED INTO THIRDS ON POLES SO THAT THERE ARE THREE LAYERS SUPPORTING WEIGHT OR SOMETHING ROLLED ON TWO POLES SO THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE LAYER.
FOLD INTO THIRDS
ROLL ON POLES FOR ONE LAYER THAT COULDNT POSSIBLY BE STRONGER AND MORE STURDY IN COMPARISON TO THREE LAYERS
QUESTION 76
WHERE DO LEADERS STAND ON A LITTER BEARING TEAM?
NEAR THE CASUALTYS RIGHT SHOULDER
NEAR THE CASUALTYS LEFT SHOULDER
NEAR THE CASUALTYS FEET SO HE CANT SEE THE PATIENT AND CANT MAKE LEADERSHIP DECISIONS
QUESTION 77
IS THERE EVER A REASON THAT YOU MIGHT REMOVE A TOURNIQUET AFTER REEVALUATING IT?
NO, IT CAN NEVER BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY A DOCTOR
YES IF YOU DONT LIKE THE PATIENT
YES IF THE TOURNIQUET WAS APPLIED DURING CARE UNDER FIRE AND YOUVE APPLIED SOME OTHER DRESSING THAT MAY CONTROL THE BLEEDING BETTER
QUESTION 78
DOES THE BENT LEG RAISE EXERCISE STRESS THE ABDOMINALS?
WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THE EXERCISE/POSITION TO SOMEONE WHO HAD AN ABDOMINAL WOUND?
NO; YES
YES; HELL NO
YES; YES
NO; NO
QUESTION 79
WHAT IS MORE RELAXING?
SITTING IN A METAL FOLDING CHAIR
SITTING IN A LAZY BOY CHAIR WITH THE LEGS ELEVATED
QUESTION 80
IF YOUR CASUALTY IS GOING INTO SHOCK AFTER RECEIVING A WOUND THAT ISNT ON THE ABDOMEN, HOW SHOULD YOU POSITION THEM?
PROP THEIR LEGS UP ON A FIELD PACK OR HELMET TO ELEVATE THEM ABOVE HIS HEART
LAY HIM ON HIS BACK WITH HIS LEGS BENT LIKE HES GOING TO DO A SIT UP
QUESTION 81
CAN YOU PUT A BAND AID ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
CAN YOU PUT AN EMERGENCY BANDAGE ON YOUR SCALP?
NO; NO
YES; YES
YES; NO
QUESTION 82
A KRAVAT IS A PIECE OF CLOTH THAT IS USED TO MAKE IMPROVISED TREATMENT ITEMS LIKE TOURNIQUETS, DRESSINGS, AND SPLINT TIES.
TO STOP BLEEDING YOU MUST PUT PRESSURE WHERE?
ON THE WOUND
ON YOURSELF
QUESTION 83
TO PUT PRESSURE ON A WOUND ITS BEST TO TIE THE KNOT _______.
ABOVE THE WOUND
BELOW THE WOUND
TO THE SIDE OF THE WOUND
DIRECTLY ON THE WOUND
QUESTION 84
WHO NEEDS TO KNOW WHERE A TOURNIQUET IS?
EVERYONE TREATING OR EVERYONE THAT MAY POTENTIALLY TREAT THE CASUALTY
THE CASUALTY
QUESTION 85
SHOULD YOU EVER COVER A TOURNIQUET?
NO. IT NEEDS TO BE EASILY IDENTIFIABLE AND COVERING IT MAY CAUSE IT TO SHIFT AND THE CAUSUALTY MAY POTENTIALLY BLEED OUT
YES ESPECIALLY IF THE GUY IS FREAKING OUT
QUESTION 86
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS AND TELL ME WHICH ONE IS MOST COMFORTABLE
1
2
3
4
QUESTION 87
IF YOURE GOING TO USE A NASOPHARYNGEAL AIRWAY, WHICH NOSTRIL DO YOU TRY FIRST?
FIND THE RIGHT ANSWER!
GET THIS QUESTION RIGHT!
RIGHT ONE
LEFT ONE
QUESTION 88
SOME SCHMUCK THATS NEVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING.EVER.TELLS YOU THAT YOU NEED TWO POLES TO MAKE A LITTER.
IS THIS SCHMUCK WHOS NEVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING CORRECT?
NO
YES
QUESTION 89
YOURE POSITIVE THAT YOU JUST DESTROYED THIS TEST.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO BEFORE SUBMITTING IT?
ENSURE YOUVE ANSWERED ALL QUESTIONS, CLEANLY ERASED ALL MISTAKES, ENSURE YOUR NAME/PLT/COMPANY IS ON IT, ENSURE YOU WROTE THE RIGHT VERSION OF THE TEST YOU TOOK, AND DOUBLE CHECK AT LEAST EVERY 5 ANSWERS TO ENSURE THAT YOU DIDNT ACCIDENTALLY SKIP A QUESTION
DO NOTHING
QUESTION 90
YOURE ABOUT READY TO TURN IN YOUR ANSWER SHEET. ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO A MEDIC YOUVE NEVER MET BEFORE BRIEFED YOU WHICH TABLE TO TURN YOUR TEST VERSION IN AT BUT YOU FORGOT.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
ASK THE DRILL SERGEANT AT THE TABLE WHAT EDITION OF THE TEST (S)HES GRADING TO ENSURE YOURE TURNING IT IN TO THE RIGHT SPOT
DO NOTHING AND HOPE FOR THE BEST