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Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the
sale of vodka.
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the
sale of vodka.
“Always carry a flagon of
whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore
always carry a small snake”
W. C. Fields
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of
snakebite and furthermore always carry a small
snake”W. C. Fields
You know you're
getting old when the candles cost more
than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more
than the cake.
The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a JewishCaptain; his co-pilot is Chinese..
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence betweenThe two seems to indicate a mutual dislike..
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates theAuto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
'I don't like Chinese..'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,'It was an iceberg!'
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ...no mattah...all same.
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