Zombie Survival Gudie
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ZOMBIES
Fact or Fiction?A study by Luis Rivas and Julia Santos
PART ONEThe Science of Zombiism
What Is a Zombie?Dictionary definition:
A mindless, shambling corpse that hungers for human flesh.
Zombie Computers
• Hackers
• E-mail spambots
• Virulent
Star Wars Zombies
• Korriban
• Zelos II
• Geonosis
Gay Zombies
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHS!
Vegan Zombies
Zombie Pope
• One part undead and one part Holy Pontiff
• Patron saint of the undead
• About 40 in recorded history
Zombie Jesus
• He died for your sins, now he’s back for your brains!
• Notoriously difficult to put down
Scientific “Zombie”
• Physiologically-altered humans (or animals) through the means of…
Bacteria Parasites Neurotoxins Conditioning
Hydrogen sulfideChemical formula: H2S
• Hydrogen sulfide replaces oxygen in the body system
• Metabolism decreases
• Body temperature decreases
• Induced hypothermia
• The “golden” period
Hydrogen sulfide cont’d
• Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center
• ZOMBIE PIGS!
• February2010: ACTUAL CLINICAL TRIALS!
“Reanimation”
www.archive.org/details/Experime1940
Experiments in the Revival of Organisms (1940)
• Successful resuscitation of clinically dead organisms
• Heart: artificial blood circulation
• Lung: artificial blood and air circulation using bellows
• Head: autojektor– artificial heart-lung system
• Most dogs completely revived
The “Undead”
Viral Zombie(Hypothetical)
• Adaptive and aggressive virus (rabies, ebola, borna, measles, etc.)
…they can mutate into…
The Zombie Virus
Which is often referred to as:• Solanum• Tyrant (T/G) virus• H1Z1 virusIt is 100% communicable and 100% fatal. The virus works by traveling through the blood stream into the brain.
How the zombie virus works
• Virus works by traveling through the blood stream into the brain.
Three stages:1. Infection
2. Clinical “death”3. Reanimation
How the zombie virus works(in detail)
Hour 1: Pain and discoloration of infected area and immediate clotting of the wound
Hour 5: Fever (99-103 degrees Fahrenheit), chills, dementia, vomiting, acute pain in joints
Hour 8: Numbing of extremities and infected area, increased fever (103-106 degrees Fahrenheit), loss of muscular coordination
Hour 11: Paralysis in lower body, overall numbness, slowed heart rate
Hour 16: Coma
Hour 20: Heart stoppage followed by zero brain activity
Hour 23: Reanimation
Part TwoZombie Survival 101
“We can’t save the world, we can only prepare for the end.”
How to Recognize a Zombie
Ask yourself these questions:• Does it moan?• Does it shamble?• Does it attempt to devour
the living?
You must answer YES to all three.
BEWARE OF QUISLINGS!
Zombie Hunting EtiquetteHow to properly “kill” a zombie in 8 easy steps
1. Locate your target2. Run away if possible.3. Find suitable weapon.
Improvise!4. Approach zombie with
caution5. Attack! Always be the first
to strike.6. Prod.7. Dispose of the corpse.8. Cleanup. Hygiene first!
Planning for and Living in an Undead World
“There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who prepare for the zombie
apocalypse and those who don’t. We like to call the latter… dinner.”
The Zombie Apocalypseaka World War Z, the Zombie War, the Great Zombie War, the Lukewarm War, the
Day/Dawn/Night of the [Living] Dead
Stages of the Zombie Apocalypse28 minutes after patient zero reanimates:• Local police will be overwhelmed• No initial news report28 hours after the outbreak:• Nationwide panic• Religious vigilantism and mass panic • Quarantine of specific area(s)28 days later:• Uncontrolled violence • Looting 28 weeks after the catastrophe:• Few survivors will be scavenging28 months: • Crudely fortified walled towns • Improvised crude hand weapons28 years:• Middle Ages
Bugging In
Your checklist should include:
FoodWaterWeaponsBarricades and home security
Immediate Response
1. Lock all doors and close all ground floor windows2. Clog and turn on all bathtubs and sinks3. Locate weapons. Improvise!4. Stockpile in safest areas5. Demolish all staircases leading to upper floors6. Remain quiet and stay calm. Do not turn on lights and do not
use any telephones or other electronic devices that produce sound.
7. Figure out your likely escape routes if necessary8. Prepare for the worst9. Every man for herself!
Bugging Out
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