What i really learned in spanish class

What I REALLY

learned in Spanish

class with Senorita

Baker.

It’s okay to dance and

imitate sexual movements

with the teacher if it’s to

Spanish music.

Thanks Michael.

It’s perfectly okay to popcorn

midsentence if you’re Janet

Lafferty.

Being fluent is

synonymous with never

having to do anything.

Ever.

You are allowed to talk in

between activities as long

as the conversation is

appropriate.

Which most of the time,

it wasn’t.

If your name is Michael David,

your future wife will most likely

cheat on you.

Announcing your girlfriend’s

monstrous hickeys to the whole

class is not only accepted, but

encouraged.

Every person resembles

some sort of animal.

Janet is a chipmunk.

“Guau Guau.”

If all you do in this class is sit

in the corner and talk, then

go back to sleep.

..Barb Rowntree.

Reflexive Verbs:

“To put make up on yourself …

To shave yourself …” – Baker

“TO KILL YOURSELF.” - Willie

If you are playing Jeopardy, you

must call out BINGO when the

first row gets filled.

If you are laughing too hard,

then you need to collect

yourself over there.

And you’re belongings.

Thanks Janet.

It’s okay to use the activities

to make inappropriate

sentences in Spanish.

You just aren’t allowed to

read them out loud.

But we do anyway.

Do not kick Melso in the butt

if you sit behind her.

…Michael

Call him stupid, call him ugly,

but call Mike anything other

than fat.

..Nicole

Mike likes to poke Allie a lot.

And he bites his girlfriend.

The hatred of others

brings Willie joy.

Mike needs to be fixed.

-Janet

Alicia always has tissues.

Because she uses them to

stuff her bra.

And if she doesn’t, then she

really needs to.

-Willie

If your skin is as white as can be,

you will be called “La Leche.”

If you come back from Disney

with sunburn on top of your skin

as white as can be, you are now

“Strawberry Milk.”

Thanks Allie.

“I was a shepard in a play

once.” –Alicia

“I was an angel, cause I’m

an angel.” –Janet

“Are you sure you weren’t

like, Medusa?” -Willie

“Look at her face, it’s as red

as a cucumber!”

“Janet, cucumbers aren’t

red.”

“I know, I learned that the

hard way.”

“I have an Ariel pen. And when

she signed it, she signed it

“Bubbles” … CAUSE SHE’S

UNDER THE SEA. It was

amazing!” - Janet

Senorita Baker has four boyfriends.

And five kids. One with a student,

one with a professor, and one with a

guy she met at a bar, one from

prostituting, and no one knows where

the last one came from.

Oh, and one of the kids had two

faces.

Thank you for the life lessons

we learned in this class.

We’ll miss you Bakernater.

We love you!

…and then I found five dollars