THE ULTIMATE TEXT MESSAGE CHEAT SHEET - … · the ultimate text message cheat sheet. in this “cheat sheet” you will find 24 text messages ... good music and great company? 12.

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THE ULTIMATE TEXT MESSAGE CHEAT SHEET

IN THIS “CHEAT SHEET” YOU WILL FIND 24 TEXT MESSAGES THAT MAKE WOMEN WANT YOU BY BOOSTING

ATTRACTION.

THEY ARE DESIGNED TO BE ATTENTION GRABBERS AND GET RESPONSES EVERY TIME YOU USE THEM

YOU CAN SIMPLY CUT, PASTE AND HIT SEND, OR TWEAK TO ADD YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.

ENJOY,

GREG C. GREENWAY

HEY [NICKNAME], I BET MY WEEKEND CAN BEAT UP YOUR WEEKEND!

01

HOW’S MY THIRD FAVORITE LISA DOING TODAY?

02

HAHA…I’VE GOT YOU BY THE BALLS NOW!

03

[INSERT GIRLS NAME] I THINK YOU HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE…

04

OH NO YOU DIDN’T!05

[NICKNAME]…I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.

06

WHAT KIND OF MISCHIEF ARE YOU CAUSING TODAY?

07

DID I JUST CATCH YOU SPYING ON ME?

08

HEY [NICKNAME] WHAT’S GOOD? I THINK YOU SHOULD [INSERT RANDOM SILLY REQUEST].

09

SO IT’S PRETTY HOT AT THE POOL RIGHT NOW. I THINK YOU SHOULD COME FAN ME WITH A BIG LEAF AND FEED ME GRAPES.

10

I JUST FINISHED A MONSTER WORKOUT IN THE GYM AND MY BODY FEELS LIKE JELLY…HOW GOOD ARE YOUR BACK RUBS?

11

HEY [NICKNAME], DO YOU LIKE TACOS, BEER, GOOD MUSIC AND GREAT COMPANY?

12

YOU'RE BORING. BETTER START BEING ENTERTAINING BEFORE I LEAVE YOU ;)

13

HEY YOU CHEEKY-SLAG, ORGY STARTS AT 8:00, BUT BE THERE EARLY SO I CAN GET YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL FRESH.

14

JUST SAYING HI AND WONDERING IF THAT MORNING-AFTER PILL WORKED :(

15

WE’RE TOTAL FUCKING BAD ASSES!

16

PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AVAILABLE TO TALK WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WHILE DRIVING.

17

ALERT: THIS MESSAGE WAS AUTOMATICALLY DELTED DUE TO FILTH CONTENT. ADJUST YOUR FILTER SETTINGS TO VIEW

18

I SWEAR WE WOULD MAKE RIDICULOUSLY GOOD-LOOKING BABIES…

19

WHAT’S GOOD [NICKNAME]…STILL SEARCHING FOR YOUR SUGAR DADDY?

20

OK…I’VE DECIDED. I TOTALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!

21

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT.

22

SMILE IF YOU KILLED A KITTEN TODAY :)

23

I 'M SEDUCING GIRLS BACK TO MY HOUSE WITH SWEETS. DO YOU PREFER M&MS OR SKITTLES?

24

FOR MORE CUT AND PASTE TEXT MESSAGE TEMPLATES (OVER 90 IN TOTAL) AND A FULL BLUEPRINT ON HOW TO TURN YOUR PHONE INTO A GIRL GETTING MAGNET, VISIT:

HTTP://WWW.THEKINGSGAME.COM/TEXTING-BLUEPRINT

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